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Chapter 181 The world's most watched winter window!
The fluffy winter snow is sweeping across England along with transfer rumors.

According to normal circumstances, the winter transfer window should be much quieter than the summer transfer window.

Because the summer transfer window, which is usually from June to August, coincides with the off-season of major European leagues, clubs have 2-3 months of complete operating time.

For some popular players, the club will start contacting them since the end of the season in May, complete the medical examination and registration in July, and ensure that the players can fully participate in the pre-season training starting in August.

And more than 60% of European clubs have a financial year end on June 6.

For example, Paris Saint-Germain spent 2.22 million euros to sign Neymar in the summer transfer window this year, taking advantage of the healthy account after the start of the new fiscal year.

The winter window is in the middle of the financial year and is subject to stricter restrictions under the Financial Fair Play Act.

It is also for this reason that many players' contracts often expire at this time, making the summer window the peak period for player supply.

Under the influence of various conditions and factors, the winter transfer period every year seems to be relatively quiet, and there are rarely any shocking large-scale capital transactions.

But this year's winter transfer window is obviously different.

Because a genius has appeared in the football world who has never been seen before and will never be surpassed in the future - Song Wen!
Even though the Financial Fair Play Act will cause those clubs to be anxious, no club wants to give up the idea of ​​competing for Song Wen.

Because this person doesn't look like a human being at all.

Moreover, Song Wen is even more sought after by those top clubs that have qualified for the Champions League.

According to the rules of the competition, new signings during the winter transfer window can play directly for their new club as long as they have not played in the Champions League for their previous club!
Before this, Lapang, Song Wen's agent, had already hinted that Song Wen might leave Ipswich in this winter window.

This immediately caused strong reactions from major clubs and fans.

Where Song Wen will go immediately became the most discussed topic among fans around the world.

And if, as the news of Song Wenhui's transfer away from Ipswich spread more and more widely, fans all over the world were excited, there was only one group of fans who were unhappy, and that was definitely the fans of Ipswich.

The sculpture in the town center square had just been erected not long ago, but Song Wen, who was regarded as a hero of Ipswich, was about to leave.

Although he played for Ipswich for a total of one season, and in this season, he achieved results that Ipswich fans had never dared to dream of in their dreams.

But fans naturally hope that Song Wen can lead Ipswich to create more miracles and myths.

For example, winning the English Premier League championship trophy, or even participating in the Champions League next season and winning the Champions League!

But now, Song Wen is about to leave after only leading Ipswich in the Premier League for half a season, which will naturally arouse dissatisfaction among some extreme fans.

The wire fence outside Ipswich's training base was covered with faded banners, with the letters of "SONG IS OUR KING" curled up into an abstract painting under the scorching sun.

"It's only been a fucking year!" The pub owner Old Tom smashed his beer glass on the bar, and the splashing foam wet the front page of The Sun.

In the newspaper, a PS photo of Song Wen wearing a Real Madrid jersey was showing him giving the camera the middle finger.

Three hundred blue and white scarves were tied to the banyan tree in the southeast corner of the training ground, and each branch was pressed into a bowing position.

Sixteen-year-old girl Emma slept under a tree for three days holding a homemade sign with the words "I will curse whichever club you go to" written on the cardboard with a fluorescent pen.

"We even printed his cute portrait on the tiles of the new stadium toilet!" The president of the fans' association cried in a radio interview, "The sculpture in the town center still has the smell of paint!"

These are just the fans in the real world. On the Internet, Ipswich fans have gone crazy.

[The blue and white blood is running dry! Song Wen, check your conscience and look at the team logo! ]

[The newly tattooed Song Wen signature is dripping with blood. The tattoo artist said it was a phenomenon of quantum entanglement. 】

[The words 'ungrateful' have been carved out in Chinese on the turf of Portman Road Stadium, which can be seen on Google Maps.]

[A full-scale statue of Song Wen is being 3D printed—but it’s a version that’s hung on a port crane]

[Just received a custom-made urn with the words "Here is the last hope of Ipswich" engraved on it. ]

[Suggesting that the club retire the No. 17 jersey by burning it]

[The British Museum called: Requesting to collect the football socks worn by Song Wen as a cultural relic exhibit of "Contemporary Judas". ]

[The latest scientific research results: Song Wen's transfer will trigger a butterfly effect and lead to the end of the world in 2024. 】

Some extreme Ipswich fans have begun to curse Song Wen.

But compared with the transfers of superstars in those wealthy clubs, Song Wen's transfers can actually be considered a small storm.

Because those who cannot accept Song Wen's transfer and even insult him are generally Ipswich fans.

However, how many fans can the tractor boy, who has been in decline for so long, have?
Nowadays, most of the so-called Ipswich fans are actually just fans of Song Wen.

The noise made by these Ipswich fans on the Internet is even more lively than that of fans of many other clubs.

The war of words between the two Manchester giants has continued to ferment on Twitter.

Manchester United fans projected a holographic image of Song Wen wearing the No. 17 jersey on the city hall, with the caption [Real Red Devils need real crazy critics].

Even Song Wen had madly insulted their midfield core Pogba.

But if Song Wen can come to Manchester United, do the Red Devils still need Pogba?
What kind of bike do you want? !
Manchester City fans immediately photoshopped a photo of Song Wen stepping on Guardiola, appearing equally unwilling to be outdone. They said that if Song Wen came to Manchester City, he could kick Guardiola's head as if it were a ball and the fans would not have any objections.

In a London cafe, a bloody conflict broke out between two Chelsea fans because of Song Wen.

"This bastard can blow up the locker room if he comes!" The bearded man waved a butter-covered knife.

"We need this kind of devil!" The bespectacled accountant on the other side untied his tie, no longer caring about his gentlemanly manners, "Abu's wallet matches this bastard's foul mouth the best!"

Seeing that the football world all over the world is discussing Song Wen, fans in some regions are obviously getting a little restless.

A large number of barrages suddenly appeared on a barrage website in Tokyo.

[Is this guy the one with the legendary "God-killing Left Foot"? ]

[Damn it... My Yamato soul is trembling! ]

[Eight million gods! Why did you only give this Chinese the "super-speed regeneration" skill! ]

[The heat from this shot... can feel the destructive impulse of an atomic bomb...]

[I am unwilling... I am so unwilling... This regret will become my motivation. I will be reborn in another world and become the strongest striker! ]

[That kind of running… could it be that he has surpassed the “Zone” and reached the “selflessness realm”!? ]

[Damn it... tears of blood flowing from my eyes... is this what they call "despair"...]

[Song Wen, the most ferocious and arrogant dragon in the empire! So frightening. ]

Although the island country has banned Song Wen because of his inappropriate remarks, this does not affect the DNA of the island country people who admire the strong, and a large number of island country people still become fans of Song Wen. However, the "naughty" Chinese people obviously do not want to let the island country people off so easily.

An anonymous user uploaded a 0.5x high-definition animated picture of Song Wen giving the middle finger to a Japanese reporter, which received over likes in just a few minutes.

Song Wen was completely stunned when he saw the messages that kept popping up on his phone, as well as the large number of Japanese users who liked the posts.

He never thought that just by raising his middle finger towards the islanders, he would make them so happy!
Compared with the perversions of the islanders, the people of the Republic of Korea embody narrow-minded prejudices to the fullest extent.

The Seoul Sports Daily published a full-page front page photo of Son Heung-min kneeling on the ground with his face covered, with the headline "The Darkest Hour of the Republic of Korea."

The title of the hot post on the forum was particularly eye-catching: [Thief! Robber! The fraudster who stole Sun Jun's title of Asia's No. 1! ]

A YouTube channel released an edited collection of Song Wen's 19 flagrant fouls spliced ​​into a three-minute and 25-second video, with traditional Korean funeral music playing in the background.

Facing the Koreans, Song Wen showed no mercy at all and started a head-on confrontation with them using his own trumpet.

"I heard that the Koreans made a three-hour crime compilation for me? How about I send you the photo of Son Heung-min standing next to me and watching me score a goal like a minion?"

In the pictures below, one shows Son Heung-min looking at Song Wen's shot with a confused look on his face, and the other shows Son Heung-min throwing his jersey after the game, with his jersey number photoshopped into "Little Republic of Korea No. 2".

While Song Wen was still arguing with netizens on the Internet, Lapang on the other side was also in a state of panic.

Even this world-class agent had to admit that he had never been so busy and troubled as he was at this moment.

This super agent, who is known for his insatiable greed, is currently squatting on the toilet in Song Wen's house and working frantically.

"Arsenal say you are the modern version of Adams? Bullshit! They don't even want to pay you 25 pounds a week!"

Wenger's trembling voice came from the mobile phone: "We can give the Emirates Stadium dining area naming rights"

Before I finished making the call, my cell phone started beeping again.

This winter transfer window is even more lively than the Chinese New Year.

Until the transfer window was about to close, there was no definite answer as to where Song Wen had gone.

In addition to various rumors on the Internet, Song Wen was wearing a Real Madrid jersey in the morning, his pants changed into Barcelona jerseys in the afternoon, and in the evening, he even wore a Kobe Victory Ship jersey!
If fans didn't know that Ipswich couldn't keep Song Wen with its financial resources, they would have doubted whether Song Wen would continue to stay in Ipswich like he did in the summer window.

It was only at this time that the fans realized what a wise decision Song Wen had made to stay in Ipswich.

If Song Wen had chosen to transfer to those top clubs in the summer window, he would definitely not have received the attention he is getting now.

After half a season, Song Wen's miraculous performances in desperate situations have made the world of football realize his true ability.

The fans were impatient and started to make their own guesses. Some fans even launched a vote on the Internet to predict who Song Wen's new club would be.

These clubs include:
French Ligue 1: Paris Saint-Germain.

Serie A: Juventus, AC Milan, Inter Milan.

Premier League: Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, Tottenham.

Bundesliga: Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund.

La Liga: Real Madrid, Barcelona.

The fans' discussions became more and more heated.

[First, let’s rule out Paris. Neymar’s 2.22 million euro deal has triggered UEFA’s red alert. If they spend another 2 million euros to buy Song Wen, they will face the death penalty of being directly deprived of the Champions League qualification and a three-year transfer ban.]

[Can Juventus be brave this year? 】

[Forget it, the old lady is notoriously stingy. The top signing of the season, Douglas Costa, was only 4000 million euros. Considering Song Wen's worth, even if it was 2 million euros, it would be equivalent to the total transfer budget for five years.]

[The two AC Milan giants feel like they can do something about it. 】

[I have good news for you. Due to China's foreign exchange control restrictions, the largest single Chinese investment is only 3000 million euros. 2 million euros needs to be paid in 6.6 years. Can you buy an aircraft carrier in installments? ]

[Our factory has been silent for so many years, it's time to take action. ]

[The total investment of your factory boss in the past ten years is only 5000 million pounds. Song Wen directly squeezed out the catering income of your factory at the Emirates Stadium for the next 20 years.]

[When will poor people be able to attend high-end conferences? ]

[Rumor has it that Arsenal wants a down payment of 2000 million euros and a balance to be paid over 50 years. ]

[My car is really good, Boss Abramovich has plenty of money, Hazard + Song Wen + Kante, it's simply invincible! And my car and Song Wen have never had any conflicts. ]

[You mean Manchester City has no money? ]

[Forget about Manchester City. Guardiola's passing and control are so bad that Song Wen will waste his youth? ]

[If Song Wen goes to Manchester City, will Guardiola still be able to play pass control? Have you forgotten that in the previous game, Song Wen directly forced Guardiola to play long passes? ]

[Then I am Manchester United...I am willing to exchange three Pogbas for one Song Wen, is that ok? ]

[Liverpool is actually really good, and their high-pressure style is also suitable for Song Wen. ]

[Tottenham... forget it, Tottenham doesn't deserve it. 】

[It doesn't matter, we still have Son Heung-min in Tottenham, sister is gone, sister is gone~]

Through the analysis of the fans, people gradually discovered that it seems that it is not easy for any club in today's football world to sign Song Wen.

Song Wen's 2 million euro worth is like a magic mirror, exposing the collective fragility of European football.

Apart from Paris and Manchester City, the two wealthy oil giants, the rest of the giants even need to mortgage their home stadiums, youth training and broadcasting rights to raise money, triggering systemic financial risks.

And those already famous stars will get into huge trouble because of these sky-high-priced signings.

For example, in Lewandowski's contract at Bayern Munich in the Bundesliga, the Pole's contract stipulates that the club's transfer fee must not be higher than its own transfer fee (4500 million euros), and a 2 million euro transaction will trigger his free departure clause.

If the King of the South would rather give up Lewandowski for Song Wen, then the contract between Barcelona and Messi will be even more troublesome.

The Argentine's contract stipulates that the club's transfer fee shall not be higher than twice his annual salary (8000 million euros), and 2 million euros will trigger the automatic renewal clause for ten years.

Just when the fans were scratching their heads to help Song Wen come up with ideas on what to do next.

Lapang, who has been silent for a long time, finally showed up.

The appearance of Lapang made fans all over the world drop their jaws.

(End of this chapter)