I'm in Warhammer, I just want to grow mushrooms

Chapter 340 "Despicable" Orcs, "Noble" Eldar
The third ascension site outside the Milky Way.

Li Nuo sat listlessly within the ritual array, feeling drowsy.

Just as he dreamt that the warp was crammed with Palu Boys, the system interface began flashing notification messages frantically.

[Archived file: Blood Raven Boy.]

[Briefing: You have planted a Bloodraven Boy in Karasta to monitor the movements of the Human Empire.]

The research team jointly formed by the Terran Research Institute and the Martian Mechanicus has once again failed in its mission to crack the Eldar network technology.

Rand went to report on the research progress dejectedly, but returned beaming with joy.

[Blood Raven discovered that Rand had drastically altered the experimental parameters and commissioned the creation of various Eldar-style components.]

An investigation revealed that Rand obtained a set of Eldar network technology blueprints from an unknown source.

As soon as this briefing appeared, a second briefing immediately popped up.

【briefing:】

[Using blueprints for Eldar Webpath technology, Rand created a device that blends Gothic and Eldar styles. The device successfully completed its trial run. Rand used it to open a door to the Webpath!]

Huh? Pointy Ears and Shrimp are sharing network technology?!
Li Nuo jolted awake, sat up straight, and carefully reviewed the archived briefing.

【briefing:】

RAND conducted several tests on the device, all of which were highly successful. However! In the most recent test, RAND modified some parameters, triggering a massive disaster!

[The device exploded, creating a subspace rift over twenty meters long and about three meters wide at its center. Although Rand took timely emergency measures to confine the rift within the anti-psyronic barrier, the rift continues to expand at a visible rate!]

【briefing:】

The crack is five meters wide and thirty meters long! It is about to become an unclosable subspace rift!

"Hiss—a warp rift has appeared beneath the Golden Throne! Terra is going to be in for a lot of trouble now."

The information in the briefing made Li Nuo's heart pound with fear.

Rand truly deserves to be called a saint of the Mechanicus.

Ordinary mechanical sages can only modify some parameters and at most paralyze the device.

Rand, on the other hand, simply moved his finger and created an unclosable warp rift beneath the Golden Throne.

That's really awesome.

Li Nuo mentally gave Rand a thumbs up and prepared to continue indulging in his sweet dream.

With his eyes closed, thoughts raced through his mind. Li Nuo opened his eyes again and looked at the Waaagh simulation interface.

He thought of something.

The Blood Raven Boy used to monitor Karata is still alive.

He might be able to use this Blood Raven kid to take the opportunity to obtain some technological information about the human empire.

The premise is that doing so will not affect the condensation of the subspace projection.

Li Nuo called over Paccardo and said:
"I received a message from Brother Mao: a subspace rift has appeared in the NetCity of the Shrimp Empire. This rift is huge; even the Cosmic Hall can't close it. I figure that for a while, the Shrimp won't have time to bother my ascension ceremony. I plan to send a highly mobile fleet to fish in troubled waters and steal some research shrimp and research data. What do you think?"

Pacardo frowned in thought:

"Sir, I don't think there's any problem. It just so happens that the leader of the Blood Raven Clan, Kron, is monitoring Shrimp's movements in the Netway. Why don't you send him over?"

"Okay." Li Nuo waved his hand, dismissing Paccado.

Opening the simulation save file, Lino first possesses Kron and gives him a secret order to go to Karsta to prepare to meet up with Blood Raven Boy.

Next, Lino switched his consciousness to Blood Raven Boy, who was in charge of monitoring Karata.

The scene before my eyes instantly shifted, revealing a chaotic disaster site.

The moment Li Nuo opened his eyes, he saw that eerie subspace rift.

A jet-black exterior, a dazzling and ever-changing interior, and demons swarming out like a tide.

The mortal researcher simply stared at the demon and the rift for a few moments before his mind collapsed and his body disintegrated, exploding into a shower of flesh.

The nearby demon puffed out its chest, took a deep breath, and inhaled the soul of the dead into its nostrils, making a pleasant breathing sound.

The motorist performed better than the average person.

Their logical circuits help them withstand some of the mental impact from the demons, preventing them from dying on the spot like mortals.

Even so, when the demons charged out in hordes, the oil guy only managed to resist for less than half a minute before being torn into pieces and devoured by the demons.

Among the crowd, the golden glitter of the golden corn was the most eye-catching.

They went against the current, shoving aside the fleeing motorists and ordinary people, charging towards the hideous demons, wildly wielding their halberds.

Large numbers of demons fell amidst bursts of golden light, but the area that had just been cleared was quickly filled with demons again.

"Retreat to the Golden Gate! His Majesty's psionic barrier there can protect your safety!"

Valdo, the commander of the Imperial Guard, shouted as he fought.

Two mechanics, carrying instruments and documents in robotic arms, stumbled past Waldo, tripped and fell, scattering their belongings on the ground.

Before they could bend down to pick up what was on the ground, Waldo grabbed them both with his left hand and threw them behind him without a word:

"What kind of time is this?! Still clinging to this damn data?!"

"No!!! That's the original blueprint for the anti-psy barrier!!"

"Put me down! I must take these originals with me! This is the greatest blessing of the Om Messiah!"

The motor oil guy shouted and flew away.

Waldo snorted and swung his halberd to cut down three demons. Just as he was about to bend down to help the oil guy pick up the blueprints, he saw a green figure dart past him.

The man beat him to it and took the original blueprints from the ground; he wore a distinctive red glove on his left hand.

It was Blood Raven Boy from the Palu Empire, who loved to sneak into locks and hide!
"Damn Palu orcs! Put the blueprints down!"

Waldo roared and gave chase, his peripheral vision catching the expanding warp rift. He shuddered, his fury shooting straight to the top of his head:
"Damn it! Palu! Orcs!!!!!!!!!"
"So it was you guys who were behind this!!!! "
"Why did you do this?! Why did you destroy our equipment! Why did you open a subspace rift here?!"

"To create an opportunity for your damned transmigrator leader to become a god, you actually committed such a heinous crime!!!"
"I will not let you get away with this!!!"

Li Nuo slowed down and glanced back at Waldo, who was seething with rage, realizing that the other had misunderstood something.

Following the logic of "when the snipe and the clam fight, the fisherman benefits," after the Palu orcs forged a blood feud with the human empire over the Split, the biggest beneficiary was Chaos.

Therefore, the subspace rift caused by the device explosion is most likely a conspiracy of Chaos.

How could the commander of the Imperial Guards not understand such a simple principle?
Is he out of his mind?

Li Nuo was too lazy to explain.

He raised his scarlet left hand and made a gesture of disdain universally applicable across the multidimensional universe towards Waldo who was approaching him:
(︶︿︶)_╭∩╮!
"Orc, how dare you humiliate me?! I'll kill you!!!"

Enraged, Varga thrust out his halberd.

Li Nuo activated a vibration technique, condensing air into a hammer and striking his own body.

"boom!"

With a whooshing sound, Li Nuo flew to the side, his halberd missing its target at the same time and crashing heavily to the ground.

Waldo tried to give chase, but was surrounded by several towering demons. After slaying the demons, he looked around, but there was no trace of Blood Raven Boy.

"Palu Beastmen! I will personally kill your leader! To avenge the humans who died tragically today!!"

Waldo roared at the top of his lungs, brandishing his halberd and engaging in a fierce battle with the demons around him.

Li Nuo activated optical invisibility and "Brother Mao Quietly," using air blocks to stand at a high place and observe from the sidelines.

His gaze shifted from Waldo to another corner of the scene.

There, dozens of heavy fighter servants were escorting an anti-gravity vehicle away. The person on the vehicle was none other than the person involved in this major accident, the Great Sage of Rand.

Rand had lost his former glory; his eyes were extremely glazed, and he relied entirely on his magnetic boots and the Ohm Messiah Axe to support his body.

He stared blankly at the gaping wound, muttering to himself:

"How could this happen? Why did this happen? I only adjusted the parameters of the nanocavity, how could it cause such a disaster?!"
"I've conducted so many experiments here before, using the same parameters, why did the subspace rift only open this time? Why! Why is this happening?! Ahhhh!"

Rand's voice gradually rose in pitch, until finally it let out a piercing wail.

"Why...why did this happen! Why!!"

"Rand! Rand! Come here quickly!" Waldo was startled by Rand's shouts and fought desperately in the direction of the other party, intending to come to the aid of this mechanical saint.

At this moment, the subspace rift suddenly expanded.

Its length suddenly reached 100 meters, and its width also increased to more than 20 meters.

A dozen or so demons, as tall as low hills, scrambled out of the crowd.

These demons resembled giants formed from piles of rotting flesh, with massive cannons hidden within huge abscesses on their backs.

They leaned forward, supporting themselves with their arms, and aimed their cannons at every corner of the battlefield.

"Buzz buzz buzz buzz——————"

A swirling, accelerating sound, similar to that of a Gaussian force field, rang out, and subspace energy of various colors gathered inside the cannon barrel.

"Buzz!"

More than a dozen psionic rays, each five meters wide, shot out, moving like plows from one side of the battlefield to another. Wherever they passed, devastation was left behind, with no survivors. Only the stench and black smoke of the remains stubbornly burning on the ground.

"What kind of demon is this?" Li Nuo frowned, his expression somewhat grave.

The Palu Orcs have killed at least a hundred billion demons to date, but this is the first time they have seen demons of this size and configuration.

They are called Chaos Titans, but their bodies are not made of metal and do not contain any Gothic elements.

They are said to be psionic creations, but the giant cannons on their backs also bear obvious characteristics of biological weapons.

It really is a strange hybrid; as expected, all sorts of bizarre things can be found in the subspace.

Li Nuo steadied himself, carefully dodging the bombardment of the psionic cannons, and keeping a close eye on Rand's movements.

He used fragments of Macado's genes to create Macado Kid, also known as Paccado.

Similarly, Rand's gene fragments should also be able to be used to create Rand Boys.

Li Nuo had already decided on a name for the boy, Rand: Pad.

Li Nuo seized the opportunity and, taking advantage of Rand's unstable center of gravity due to the turbulence, activated the Vibration Spell.

"boom!"

There was a muffled sound.

Rand was blasted away by the air hammer, but his magnetic boots remained in the driver's seat of the anti-gravity vehicle.

Li Nuo charged forward and caught Rand in mid-air, using his optical camouflage force field and "Brother Mao's Quiet" to conceal his whereabouts.

The movements were so fluid and the scene so chaotic that Waldo, the commander of the Imperial Guard, failed to notice Rand's whereabouts in time.

When he finally managed to reach the vicinity of the anti-gravity vehicle, pushed aside the heavy fighter servants blocking his way, and looked up, he couldn't find Rand anywhere.

"Where did Rand go?!" Waldo roared at the servant beside him.

The original dozen or so fighter jets suffered heavy casualties, and now only three remain.

They looked at each other, completely bewildered.

One of the servants seemed to remember something and pointed to the control panel on the pilot's seat.

There is a signal locator there.

Without saying a word, Waldo pressed the button.

"Drip-drip-"

The notification sound came from the crowd not far away. Waldo rushed over like lightning and finally found Rand lying on the ground.

Perhaps due to the intense impact of the previous explosion, coupled with his emotional excitement and sweaty feet, the great sage was violently thrown away.

so far so good.

Aside from some minor injuries and unconsciousness, he was otherwise unharmed.

Waldo carried Rand on his back, got into the anti-gravity vehicle, and accelerated toward the golden gate.

"Boom!"

The beam of the psionic cannon struck the side front, and the surging shockwave overturned the vehicle, causing Waldo to fall to the ground in a sorry state while holding Rand.

The demons behind him caught up, quickly dispatched the fighter servants, and then surrounded Waldo with a sinister grin.

These demons are incredibly powerful.

They have wings on their backs and their bodies are covered in four colors: red, blue, purple, and green. They are clearly blessed by many chaotic evil gods and the Chaos Without Division. With just a breath, they can set the ground ablaze or cause it to grow festering sores.

Almost as soon as he made eye contact with the demons, Waldo's mind was filled with countless illusory voices, and his whole body felt as if it were being pricked by steel needles.

"Damn it..." Waldo shook his head violently to dispel the strange feeling in his mind. He looked up and saw the broad axe blade aimed straight at his face, and his hair stood on end.

"Boom!"

The sound of metal clashing rang out, and Waldo barely managed to deflect an enemy's axe with his halberd, his right arm suddenly feeling numb.

Before he could change his stance, a weapon came flying from his left and right sides and from above his head.

At the critical moment, several silver flashes rapidly approached, and the leader raised his hand and shot out several bolts of lightning.

"Crack!"

"boom!"

"Rumble--"

The encirclement was blasted open by lightning, creating a gap.

Elena's voice came from outside:
"Waldo, hurry, come this way!"

Very good!
The Eldar have come to their aid!

This noble race with its long history is indeed more reliable than the filthy and despicable orcs!

Waldo didn't have time to think, and immediately led Rand to break out and reunite with Elena and the others.

(End of this chapter)