The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 199 Master Fuli is very polite

"Performance. What can I perform, An? Do you want to see the fox's feet bloom?"

The little fox looked at Bai Tao with confusion, not knowing what his ideological and political teacher was talking about.

"That's it!"

Bai Tao took out her phone and looked at the little fox expectantly. She opened the memo on her phone and said, "Specialized spirit beasts are very rare, and those who can read and write like Master Fuli are even rarer."

"If Master Fuli really knows how to dictate, we can start the Manifesto directly tomorrow."

Bai Tao's eyes sparkled as she looked at Master Fuli, a creature that was not particularly large but extremely intelligent and clearly specialized for adapting to human society.

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An Sheng looked at the phone screen, then looked at Bai Tao who was talking nonsense, and slowly typed a question mark.

No, it's already too much for you to let little Fuli learn these things.

What are you talking about? You want me to read the Manifesto? Do we Red Foxes really need to learn that?

An Sheng's eyes twitched slightly, and he raised his hand and typed a line of words on Bai Tao's phone screen:

[By the way, your car is an automatic, right?]

There seems to be a small animal stuck on the hood of your old Honda. Do you want to take a look?

After typing the text, the little fox expressed his resistance to learning and pushed the phone back to Bai Tao.

Bai Tao put away her phone and read the handwritten inscription from Master Fuli carefully with excitement on her face.

"Ok?"

When Bai Tao saw the words on the phone screen, she got the meaning of the joke in a surprising way. Suddenly, she jumped up from where she was standing and said to Su Qiyuan excitedly:

"Senior! Senior, hurry up! It's a joke! Master Fuli has a great sense of humor!"

"Before he hit me, he was very polite and asked if our car was an automatic!"

Although Bai Tao had heard from Su Qiyuan that Master Fuli had learned human writing.

But in Bai Tao's understanding, a spiritual beast like Master Fuli who has not received systematic social training, even if he really understands the Xia language, can probably only barely communicate. Who would have thought that Master Fuli actually knows how to tell jokes to himself.

For them, the forest rangers, when dealing with spiritual beasts.

Those with higher levels of intelligence are often easier to communicate with than those who only rely on their bestial instincts.

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Su Qiyuan's face was filled with an expression of unease. He looked back and forth between the phone screen and Bai Tao. Then, he looked at Master Fuli and said, "Would you like some iced Coke?"

[I have sugar and lime flavors, thank you.] An Sheng typed as if it was a matter of course.

After everything was ready, the two men and the fox sat on the old Honda and drove towards Snake Mountain.

After setting the navigation route for Su Qiyuan's phone, An Sheng sat back in the passenger seat, picked up the ice cola with a straw on the armrest, took a long sip, and showed an expression of enjoyment on his face.

"Drinking iced fat house happy water in the summer is a real comfort, except that it makes you fat."

It had been twenty-four hours since Ansheng last drank ice cola.

Recently, Ansheng has been busy deceiving netizens to buy tea and helping Aqing make money to buy herself iced cola. She has no time to hide aside and drink it elegantly and gracefully.

An Sheng placed the iced Coke back in the armrest and opened the bag she'd been carrying. Under the surprised gazes of Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao, An Sheng pulled out the fruit phone that Golden Edge Hedgehog had given her for communication. An Sheng navigated the call interface and called Golden Edge Hedgehog using the short number.

"Hey! Is that Grandma Hedgehog? I'm Fu Li."

".You little guy, your words are not pleasant." A "squeak" sound came from the other side of the phone. Grandma Hedgehog was extremely dissatisfied with Ansheng's way of addressing her.

A hedgehog is a hedgehog, and a grandma is a grandma, even a golden-edged hedgehog is fine.

Why do you have to add the word "old"? Grandma is still in her prime.

"It's just a name. Didn't you always call me An Gouzi before? It's okay." The little fox said with a cheerful face, "Don't worry about the name for now. Let's talk about business."

"Huh? The Spirit Beast Gang's thugs also have serious business?" The golden hedgehog said with a hint of sarcasm, "Don't bring grandma along with you when you're breaking the law. Grandma is old and has osteoporosis, so she can't handle you youngsters taking turns to toss her around."

"What gang or not? I'll share my location with you later. Just have the truck follow me and be ready to follow my orders at any time."

"If things go well, we might be able to find the white snake that the overseas poaching groups have been eyeing." An Sheng said casually, picked up the ice cola and started drinking.

"Hmm?" The golden hedgehog made a slightly confused sound, as if he was a little surprised by An Sheng's choice: "You're actually going to take the civil service exam?"

"Exam? What exam?" An Sheng said with a whimpering laugh, "Anyway, don't worry about the foxes. They want to know where the white snake is, right? I'll go to the forest to find my fox friends and make some friends."

Due to information asymmetry, Ansheng did not know that there were different departments under the Security Bureau.

The one who supervised him was the forest ranger, and the one who invited him was the lumberjack.

However, even if An Sheng knew about those things, she wouldn't care too much.

Whether it's a forest ranger or a lumberjack, if they need your help, then go and help them!
Let's just be friends with each other now.

From now on, I'll leave my bad debts to you.

Things like fighting with spirit beasts on the streets, smashing something with a sledgehammer, speeding, and detaining defeated spirit beasts are all handled by you.

Play is play, make noise is noise, but don’t bring An’s deeds of punishing evil and promoting good outside to your home.

I was worried that Aqing would get to know the news and eat the fox alive.

"嘤嘤嘤——"

"Squeak-"

Under the gaze of Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao, the little fox crossed his legs with a comfortable look on his face. After chatting with the golden-edged hedgehog on the other end of the phone for a while, he hung up.

"What are you looking at me for? Haven't you ever seen a fox make a phone call?"

An Sheng put her phone back into her bag and looked at Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao with a strange look on her face. The two men and the fox looked at each other with strange and subtle expressions.

"Master Fuli," Bai Tao said, looking at An Sheng in amazement, "Do you have other spirit beast friends? And they can even use mobile phones? Can you introduce them to us? We've never seen anything like them before."

Bai Tao's face was full of purity and romance, just like a young and innocent girl who had not experienced the world, and she asked Master Fuli for advice.

"Cut it out! You're practically writing your desire for performance right on your forehead. It's not that An doesn't want to introduce you to the golden-edged hedgehog, but that old hedgehog is clearly a seasoned veteran. Who knows, she might have even hugged your leader in crotchless pants before."

Ansheng moaned and waved her hand, signaling Bai Tao not to think about unrealistic things.

Su Qiyuan drove to Sheshan, an ecological protection area.

An Sheng climbed out of the skylight, stood up, and uttered a few sobs toward the forest:
"Big spicy strips! Come out and eat!"

(End of this chapter)