Huayu: When the director changed his major

Chapter 27 A Day in the Life of Li Huowang

Li Huowang is a sophomore at Yenching University of Science and Technology.

At noon that day, he went downstairs to the second cafeteria to prepare for lunch.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I walked to the door, I found that someone had hung a banner on the two trees at the door:
"Warmly celebrate the premiere of Youku's new drama "Never Expected"!"

What the hell is this? Advertising is so unscrupulous nowadays, it’s put directly at the entrance of the cafeteria.

He also saw two senior students from the student union standing under the banner, so he took the initiative to step forward and greet them.

The two senior brothers were very reserved and just nodded to him.

Li Huowang didn't seem to care, but he was actually complaining in his heart:
What student union? They are just the teachers’ watchdogs.

Who will still recognize you when you enter society depends on who has greater abilities.

If I start programming, I can beat ten of you! Wait till I get a promotion and a raise, and see what you're still so proud of!
For this reason, Li Huowang ordered an extra chicken leg for lunch so that he could have more energy to program after filling his stomach.

When he returned to the dormitory at noon, he opened the Yenching University of Science and Technology forum as usual to sign in, and posted a few posts to earn some points.

Now I am an active member of the school forum and I have a place here.

Come here occasionally to brag, the people there speak nicely, and seeing that you have high points, they will definitely give face to their seniors.

But today, as soon as he finished posting, he found that his post quickly disappeared.

The front row is full of repeated posts, what are they called:
【Surprise, this drama made three people die of laughter! 】

[This drama is even funnier than Stephen Chow's movies! ]

Click to see the contents:

[Classmates, today I recommend to you a new Youku drama "Never Expected", which is even funnier than Stephen Chow's comedies. Three of the four people in the dormitory died of laughter after watching it!
I'm about to die of laughter. Before I die, I highly recommend this great drama to everyone!

Come and see, everyone, let me die with my eyes closed! 】

The key point is that there are still many people replying below, saying that this drama is really good, I watched it, and I laughed to death.
Please! Li Huowang was so dumbfounded that he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This was clearly a 50-cent post, yet some people believed it.

A bunch of silly roe deer.

Li Huowang immediately reported the post.

But the title of this drama seems a little familiar, "Never Expected", the name is also very unique, where have you seen it?
Um.
Li Huowang thought about it carefully and realized that this was the play promoted by the banner hanging at the entrance of the cafeteria.

Damn it! People these days have no bottom line when it comes to publicity. This is definitely another terrible drama.

Anyone who looks at it is a fool.

Since Tieba was so terrible, Li Huowang decided to just hang out in the QQ group this afternoon.

The people inside speak very nicely.

So, Li Huowang opened a large game group of Yanke University, which had all kinds of games.

There are Warcraft, Three Kingdoms Kill, Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, Dynasty Warriors, Rise of the Vanguard, and even old-fashioned games like Legend of Mir are available.

I am also a senior game enthusiast. I can argue with people in the game for half an hour and feel refreshed for the whole day.

But
Li Huowang felt numb again. He rubbed his eyes, fearing that he might be hallucinating.

The gaming group was actually discussing Youku's new comedy "Never Expected That".

[This drama is invincible, it will make you laugh to death in three minutes! ]

[What's invincible? I just watched it. It's a low-quality drama. Who would like to watch this?]

[The person above, don't tell me if it's of poor quality, just tell me if you laughed at it. It's funny, that's all, why bother with that!]

Seeing that several familiar brothers who usually chatted with him about strategies and played games with him were actually arguing about something called "Never Expected That", he felt that this world was too unreal.

What kind of drama is this?

It seems like the whole world is discussing it?
Who cares? No matter what others think, I will definitely not contribute clicks to such a bad drama.

Trying to trick me, Li Huowang? Impossible, absolutely impossible! The mood of the QQ group has also been ruined by this drama. I should go to Renren to see what updates my goddess has posted.

So he went to Renren and found goddess Jingjing.

Thinking back to the last time I fixed her computer and how she happily praised me, I couldn't help but feel sweet inside.

She and I should be not far apart.

If the computer is repaired well, the goddess can't escape.

When I marry the goddess, that will be the peak of my life!

Hey hey hey.
But what made Li Huowang feel like he was struck by lightning was that the goddess' latest update was something like "Never Expected":
[Wow~~ This drama is so funny~
"Never Expected", a new drama from Youku, is really a favorite. I bet none of you haven't seen it~]

Li Huowang just felt numb and said to himself secretly:
What on earth is wrong with this world?
"Never Expected That", I think it's not good enough!
After a brief setback, Li Huowang decided to change his approach.

He was prepared to criticize it with reason and evidence after reading it.

I must definitely impress the goddess with my ideas!

I, Li Huowang, want to prove that I am not one of those people who just follow the crowd and have no independent thinking.

Search for Youku.com on the website, and then search for Wanwanwuyi, and you will see a drama with only two episodes pop up.

Click on the first episode of "Low-Cost Martial Arts Drama":
"My name is Wang Dachui. I'm an actor and I'm currently filming a low-budget martial arts drama."

"This is too low-budget. What's the point of a children's toy sword?"

What the hell, holding a toy sword and thinking of saving the princess.

This crew is too poor. The actors' legs are even exposed.

And this villain, I can't even remember the words, but I cut it in.
Do you understand the art of film?
Do you want me, Li Huowang, to teach you how to make movies?
For this purpose, he even took a notebook and placed it on the table, ready to write down what was bad about the show.

List the first and second points with reasons and evidence, and send them to each group. Then I will see how I slap you in the face.

Before I saw it for a minute, he had already written:

The production is crude, the actors' acting is poor, the props are fake, the actors are not familiar with the lines, and there is no professionalism at all in filming.

Bad directing, bad script, bad everything.

"Come on, use your ultimate move, Nine Yang Divine Fist~"

"It's actually the Nine Suns Divine Fist's Ninth Heaven of Ice and Fire!"

The special effects of "Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire" are actually typed. Damn, this drama is too shameless.

Is this what anyone is watching?

But the lines are still a bit funny, right?
But that's all, there are too many other shortcomings.

Let’s continue watching
One minute
three minutes.
ten minutes.
Li Huowang saw that the show was paused.
I picked up the marker and clicked down, and it turned out that both episodes had been aired.

An episode is only five minutes long, that's too short.
"It won't be long before I get a promotion and a raise, become general manager, become CEO, marry a beautiful, wealthy woman, and reach the pinnacle of life. Just thinking about it makes me a little excited."

Isn't this written about me? How come Wang Dachui said everything that was in my heart?
At this time, the roommate suddenly asked Li Huowang:
"Wangwang, what are you doing? Why are you smiling so happily? Did your goddess Jingjing reply to your message?"

Li Huowang:
"."

"Did I laugh? Ah Cai, don't talk nonsense. I have received professional training. No matter how funny the play is, I will not laugh."

As a result, several other roommates in the dormitory testified that he had been laughing like a child.

Li Huowang's mind was in a mess after hearing this. He had no idea what to do. It was like his computer had crashed.
Suddenly, he ran out madly and shouted in the dormitory corridor:

"It's so funny. This show is so funny."

"I never expected that you would all look at me so hard!"

(End of this chapter)