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Chapter 161 Thirty years old and still unmarried, disliked by everyone, even dogs (Fifth update)

Yang Yunsheng was slightly taken aback, and looked at Yan Hexiang with a hint of disdain.

"I don't need to tell you, after all, I can't easily tell you my identity!"

Seeing Yang Yunsheng's arrogant demeanor on stage, the audience almost believed that Yang Yunsheng really had another identity.

Yan Hexiang pointed at Yang Yunsheng and said, "If you keep doing this, then you can perform this crosstalk all by yourself!"

A cold smile crept across Yang Yunsheng's face. "Performing crosstalk alone? You really think I can't do it? No, I mean, what kind of class do you think you are? Standing on stage with me to perform crosstalk is your honor. Stop whining. Do you know who I am? If I told you, it would probably scare you to death!"

The audience hesitated, wondering, "What level am I in?"

Am I not even worthy to be here listening to Yang Yunsheng's crosstalk?
Yan Hexiang scoffed and said, "Oh, what kind of class are you talking about? Your identity is enough to scare me to death. Come on, try and scare me."

Yang Yunsheng scoffed and said, "I have no say in you!"

Yan Hexiang placed his hand directly on Yang Yunsheng's shoulder, indicating that he was genuinely angry.

"Fine, fine, if you can't get through to me and think I'm not classy enough, then let's go backstage, and I'll call you until you get what you want!"

At this moment, Yan Hexiang had already decided to try diplomacy first, then resort to force.

Clearly, Yang Yunsheng wasn't buying into his politeness, so Yan Hexiang had no choice but to resort to his own tactics.

As everyone knows, the comedian shouldn't be spoiled.

Otherwise, if we don't discipline him for three days, he'll start tearing the roof off.

If he doesn't get beaten up for thirty days, he'll think he's the best in the world.

No one in this world can subdue him anymore.

This is why the straight man standing next to the lead comedian is either tall or muscular.

It's just to remind the comedian that even when he's courting disaster, there's still someone who can subdue him!

When Yang Yunsheng saw that Yan Hexiang was going to drag him down, he refused.

"Go down? Go down for what? I haven't said enough yet!"

Seeing Yang Yunsheng's arrogant demeanor, Yan Hexiang began to roll up his sleeves.

After rolling up his sleeves, Yan Hexiang grabbed Yang Yunsheng by the collar.

He practically roared, "Get out of here if you're not going to talk!"

Seeing this, Yang Yunsheng quickly said, "I'll talk, I'll talk, okay? Why are you so irritable? But Teacher Yan, are you sure you want to hear it?"

Yan Hexiang released Yang Yunsheng's collar, frowned, and said, "Speak quickly!"

Amidst the expectant gazes of the crowd, Yang Yunsheng revealed her identity.

"Actually, I was a third-place scholar!"

Upon hearing the words "third-place scholar," Yan Hexiang suddenly realized what was going on.

"I understand, Li Xunhuan, Little Li Flying Dagger."

However, some viewers thought of another type of third-place winner who recorded a video.

Xiao Bao, Wenxuan and such.

Of course, there was also Li Xunhuan, but Li Xunhuan's quality was not as high as Xiaobao's and Wenxuan's.

Anyway, many of the older men were already listening intently as Yang Yunsheng recounted his story of being the third-ranked scholar in the imperial examinations. Yang Yunsheng said, "It's not like the story of Li Xunhuan, the 'Little Flying Dagger,' it's just that I like going to Teacher Yan's house."

Yan Hexiang was confused: "Wait, how did this involve my family?"

Yang Yunsheng began, "What I mean is that I was very touched by Teacher Yan's father. Last time I went to Teacher Yan's house, Teacher Yan's father was very hospitable to me. He wasn't even wearing underwear when he opened the door."

The audience couldn't hold back anymore; their emotions were so intense, it was like they weren't wearing underwear?

Is this considered excessive enthusiasm?
Yan Hexiang said indignantly, "Get lost! My father is entertaining you, how could he not be wearing underwear?"

Yang Yunsheng comforted him, "Teacher Yan, please don't be angry. After all, you've been to my home and know that we always treat our guests with great formality, even wearing formal attire and performing state etiquette!"

Yan Hexiang sneered twice: "Your family dresses their guests in formal attire, while my family's guests don't even wear underwear. How can you talk like that?"

Yang Yunsheng introduced to the audience: "Just before the New Year, I planned to visit Teacher Yan's family to wish them a Happy New Year. Teacher Yan's father called me in advance and said he would make my favorite braised pork ribs. I was so touched. I took a gift and went there."

Yan Hexiang nodded and said, "Yes, that's right! You bought a gift downstairs in our community and told my parents that you brought it from Tianjin."

That one sentence had the audience in stitches.

Is Yang Yunsheng really that kind of person?

To be honest, Yang Yun looks exactly like that kind of person.

Yang Yunsheng complained, "What do you mean by 'bought from the supermarket downstairs'? Does that mean it's free? But Teacher Yan's parents were very kind to me. I brought a gift and knocked on the door. Knock knock, and soon the door opened. Teacher Yan's father was standing in the doorway, and I couldn't help but exclaim, 'Uncle, why aren't you wearing underwear?!'"

The audience watched Yang Yunsheng's performance so vividly, as if they were experiencing it themselves.

Could it be that Yan Hexiang's father really has such a fetish?
Yan Hexiang quickly shouted, "Stop! You're not wearing underwear? It must be too hot in the room."

Yan Hexiang's words immediately sparked endless speculation among the audience.

Is it impolite to open the door for someone at home without wearing underwear, leaving your bare body exposed?
Could this be a custom in Yan Hexiang's family?
Is Yan Hexiang like this at home too?
Anyway, the visual impact of this scene is extremely strong.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan, please don't mind. After all, your father is getting old and likes to try new things. Occasionally showing himself like this can attract old ladies of similar age."

Yan Hexiang shouted angrily, "You're the one who attracts the old lady!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "Teacher Yan, please don't dwell on this issue. Your father welcomed me in right away, but Teacher Yan was locked out by his father because he didn't bring a gift."

Yan Hexiang looked bewildered: "No, I'm going back to my home, and I have to bring a gift. If I don't bring a gift, my dad will lock me out. Aren't you shameless?"

Yang Yunsheng placed his hand next to his right cheek and whispered, "I believe everyone here is very curious as to why Teacher Yan was locked out by his father. Actually, it's quite serious! Of the three unfilial acts, the greatest is to have no offspring!"

Upon hearing this, the audience realized it was indeed quite serious.

The older generation is particularly strict with their children in this regard.

This is especially true for people like Yan Hexiang, who are over thirty and still unmarried; it's even more serious for them.

It's practically like going home; everyone hates it, even the dogs hate it.

Even your distant relatives, upon seeing a man in his thirties who is not married, will gossip about you behind your back, saying that you are impotent!

If you don't understand this word, it means that when you do that thing, it's not okay!

If others actually listen to this, it will spread.

Then your life is completely over.

(End of this chapter)