Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Chapter 162 I got a trendy hairstyle from Hu Delu (First Update)
Yan Hexiang sighed and couldn't help but say, "Yes, there's an old saying that goes, 'Of the three unfilial acts, the greatest is to have no offspring.' But this matter can't be entirely blamed on me! It's not that I don't want children; it's just that my wife and I want one, but we just don't have the right fate!"

The audience was extremely surprised: Yan Hexiang has a wife?
Could it be that all crosstalk performers are following the example of celebrities and secretly getting married?

In fact, Yan Hexiang did not have a wife.

But the script required him to have a wife.

Yang Yunsheng stroked his chin and nodded, saying, "That's right. I can vouch for Teacher Yan on this point! Teacher Yan has been taking Chinese medicine for the past few years in an effort to have a child, but it just won't work. She almost started to mistake herself for her own son."

The audience burst out laughing, almost going crazy.

This sentence contains a lot of information; the key points will be tested.

For example, Yan Hexiang took Chinese medicine because it was ineffective, and also because Yan Hexiang himself was willing to be his own son.

Hearing Yang Yunsheng making fun of him, Yan Hexiang said angrily, "Shut up! Who's incapable? Who took Chinese medicine? Besides, does anyone pretend to be their own son?"

Seeing that Yan Hexiang was angry, Yang Yunsheng asked, "Then I would like to ask Teacher Yan, if you think I am wrong, then do you not have children yet, but you have already prepared diapers and a playroom for your child, just waiting for a son?"

Yan Hexiang reached out and called out, "Stop! I want to make one thing clear: I think having a son or a daughter is the same. I don't necessarily want a son. If it's a daughter, I'll love her just the same."

Yang Yunsheng stated, "That's right, I can vouch for Professor Yan Hexiang on this point. Professor Yan and his wife believe that having a son or a daughter is the same. One day, when they were discussing whether to have a son or a daughter in bed, Professor Yan's wife said, 'Honey, if I have a daughter in the future, will you dislike her?' Do you know how Professor Yan answered? He said that a daughter would definitely be as cute and strong as me. When I heard this, I burst out laughing in his closet."

The audience's expressions kept changing; they really wanted to laugh, but they also felt sorry for Yan Hexiang.

But if you don't laugh, it would be disrespectful to Yang Yunsheng's image.

After all, he was hiding in the closet; something's not right here!
Yan Hexiang also discovered something interesting, and he really wanted to find a blind student to analyze it for him.

"No, you just said where you were? You were hiding in the closet in my bedroom? Why were you hiding in my closet? How did you get in?"

This time, the audience couldn't hold back any longer, and burst into thunderous laughter.

You should know that love cannot be hidden, unless you hide it in the closet, or under the bed if all else fails.

Yang Yunsheng looked up at the ceiling, his fingers fidgeting constantly.

"Um, well, Teacher Yan, if I said I got trapped there by accident, would you believe me?"

Yan Hexiang looked surprised and said, "What? You got trapped inside by accident? My closet is open every day, how come I didn't know you could get trapped inside? What, is there a hidden door inside, or do you know magic?"

The audience was amused once again, so how did Yang Yunsheng get into the wardrobe?

Could it be the legendary cabinet spirit?

Don't tell me, it's really possible.

It's impossible that he hid inside wearing only his underwear.

Yang Yunsheng clenched his hand into a claw and put it to his mouth, saying, "If I said I really know magic, would you believe me, Teacher Yan?"

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng with a half-smile, and then suddenly grabbed Yang Yunsheng's hair.

Yang Yunsheng's hair is no longer a buzz cut; he even went to Hu Delu to get a trendy hairstyle.

Even so, Yan Hexiang still wanted to beat him up.

The moment Yan Hexiang pulled Yang Yunsheng's hair up, the audience couldn't help but get excited.

Is it possible that we will see Yang Yunsheng become a monk on the spot today?

Yan Hexiang grabbed Yang Yunsheng's hair and sneered, "Do you think I'm stupid enough to believe you? You know, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it's forbidden for beings to become spirits. You'd better give me a perfect explanation! Otherwise, I'll show you why I, Yan Hexiang, am called Zhuangzhuang!" The audience below the stage, seeing this scene, were both looking forward to Yang Yunsheng's explanation and hoping that they would start fighting.

Yang Yunsheng was in real pain and shouted, "Let go, let go right now, can't I explain?"

After Yan Hexiang released Yang Yunsheng's hair, Yang Yunsheng complained, "You almost pulled my hair bald! I'm a well-known handsome man in the crosstalk world!"

The audience started to boo, but after they finished, they realized that Yang Yunsheng seemed to have the right to call himself a handsome man in the world of crosstalk.

In the world of crosstalk, only he and Zhang Yunlei are good-looking.

Zhang Yunlei is far less attractive than Yang Yunsheng.

Yan Hexiang gave Yang Yunsheng a shove, almost pushing him out of the way.

He urged, "Explain yourself clearly, why were you in my closet?"

Yang Yunsheng sighed before beginning his explanation.

"Teacher Yan, don't overthink it! The reason I'm in your cabinet is definitely not because of your sister-in-law. As you know, it's been raining a lot in Beijing lately. It was your sister-in-law who asked me to go to your cabinet to help get rid of mites."

"Huh?" Yan Hexiang's eyes widened.

The audience was also surprised, and finally couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Yes, yes, it's to help get rid of mites, it's definitely not some shady activity.

As for the reason, I don't know how Yang Yunsheng had the nerve to say it.

That seems really clumsy!

Yan Hexiang scratched the back of his head, looking puzzled, and said, "No, you mean there are mites in my closet?"

Yang Yunsheng exclaimed "Ah!" and said, "That's right, Teacher Yan, there have always been mites in your closet. Whenever you're not home, I have to go and help get rid of them every few days! So you should thank me for helping you, instead of having any complaints about me!"

The audience's laughter was so loud it almost lifted the roof off.

You go there every few days as long as Yan Hexiang isn't home?
Come on, Yan Hexiang, put your green hat on properly.

Don't take it off; this is a gift from Yang Yunsheng.

At this moment, Yan Hexiang suddenly realized: "Oh, in that case, I should thank you!"

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "It's no big deal. We're all brothers, and I did all of this voluntarily!"

Yan Hexiang said somewhat embarrassedly, "Thank you then. I misunderstood you earlier."

The audience was stunned. Was it really that stupid?

This also reminded them of the sketch comedy king Lao Zhao's work, "Selling Crutches"!

Clearly, Yan Hexiang is also such a fool; he's been sold out and is still thanking the person he's been betrayed!
But the audience quickly realized what was going on.

This is his mother telling jokes; Yang Yunsheng must have made it up.

How could I have listened to him and believed him again?

Thank goodness, radish stew with meat!

(End of this chapter)