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Chapter 163 Who knows how much they spend in private (Second Update)
Yang Yunsheng smiled as he looked at the audience below the stage.

He continued, "Anyway, I stayed in Teacher Yan's closet all night, and didn't leave until the next day after I put on my pants and clothes."

Yan Hexiang seemed to realize what was happening and shouted, "Wait a minute, wait a minute! You were catching mites in the closet, so why did you leave the next day wearing your pants and clothes?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Teacher Yan, I really need to have a serious talk with you about this, otherwise you'll definitely misunderstand and think that my sister-in-law and I are having some kind of shady relationship. If that's the case, how can my sister-in-law not have any shame!"

"Okay, you go ahead!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "As you know, mites don't usually come out easily. If I don't seduce them by taking off all my clothes, how can I get rid of them? My sister-in-law knows this too, and she understands that I can't wear your clothes, which is why she made me take off all my clothes and go into the closet. Of course, it was also to prevent you from suddenly coming back and causing a misunderstanding!"

The audience was stunned. You're really cunning!
Only Yan Hexiang would believe this explanation!

Yan He agreed, "That's right, that makes sense. My wife is very thoughtful!"

As soon as he said that, the audience burst out laughing; they really couldn't hold back their laughter.

How can a person's heart be so big?

Yang Yunsheng added, "Actually, all of that was just a joke. Teacher Yan's family respects guests, so my sister-in-law asked me to sleep with her."

Yan Hexiang immediately put his hands in his eyes, his breathing becoming somewhat heavy as he glared at Yang Yunsheng.

"You just said that you slept with my wife?"

Yang Yunsheng hurriedly explained, "Teacher Yan, please listen to my excuse, not my explanation. I didn't say I slept with your sister-in-law. Your family only has two bedrooms, one for your parents and one for you and your wife. Your sister-in-law went to a hotel with you so that I wouldn't have nowhere to stay."

Yan Hexiang said "Oh," indicating he understood, and then said somewhat embarrassedly, "Yes, yes, my family is very respectful of our guests. But my wife and I don't call it booking a room, it sounds like we're having an affair. We call it staying in a hotel."

Yang Yunsheng said, "That's right, they went to a hotel to check in. When Teacher Yan and his wife arrived at the hotel, they saw that the receptionist was incredibly beautiful, which immediately attracted Teacher Yan. The receptionist understood and secretly slipped Teacher Yan a note. Teacher Yan took the note and gave the receptionist a flirtatious wink."

The audience gasped. Was Yan Hexiang giving a flirtatious wink?
Putting aside the question of whether his flirting is acceptable or not, his actions alone deserve serious criticism.

In ancient times, that would have meant being drowned in a pig cage.

Yan Hexiang quickly stopped Yang Yunsheng, telling him not to continue.

"Don't talk nonsense. I didn't flirt with anyone. My wife was there at the time!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Yes, yes, yes, Teacher Yan didn't flirt. Remember that, Teacher Yan didn't flirt."

The audience felt that this statement was a classic case of protesting too much!
I never expected you, Yan Hexiang, to be like this. It's truly an eye-opening experience.

Yan Hexiang said, "There's no need to emphasize it. People who don't know will think it's true."

Yang Yunsheng said, "When his wife wasn't looking, Teacher Yan said to the receptionist, 'Xiao Ni, how old are you this year? Do you have a boyfriend? How many people are in your family?'"

Yan Hexiang immediately sensed something was wrong and shouted, "Stop! Why am I speaking with a Henan accent?"

The audience was laughing so hard they were completely lost. Yeah, why does Yan Hexiang have a Henan accent?

Yan Hexiang is a true native of Beijing, and his ancestors were descendants of the Qing Dynasty.

Right, that's right!

Whether it's right or wrong, this way of thinking is definitely correct.

Yang Yunsheng also exclaimed, "Oh, right? Why do you have a Henan accent? Maybe you're afraid of embarrassing people from the capital, so you deliberately learned a Henan accent."

The audience gasped in disbelief upon hearing this. What does that mean? Does it mean that bad deeds are always blamed on people from Henan?
People from Henan are from the cradle of Central Plains culture, a region with a long and rich history.

It's just puzzling why, despite being the origin of Central Plains culture, it hasn't developed into a major center for civilization, and doesn't even have a single 985 university.

The key issue is that the college entrance exam questions are incredibly difficult.

Yan Hexiang said, "Stop talking nonsense, it makes me sound like a hooligan!"

Yang Yunsheng stroked his chin and said, "That sounds very reasonable!"

Yan Hexiang stared wide-eyed at Yang Yunsheng with hostility.

"What do you mean by 'making sense'?"

Yang Yunsheng then explained, "No, that makes no sense at all. How could Teacher Yan be a hooligan! Teacher Yan is a full nine years older than me, he's like my older brother! Teacher Yan was just thinking of me, since I, his younger brother, am still single!"

The audience gasped, "Ah! Yang Yunsheng is single?"

It seems that Yang Yunsheng doesn't have any scandalous news, but it's unreasonable to say that Yang Yunsheng is single!

As a crosstalk performer, and a public figure in that sense, I can barely earn 208 yuan a day!

In addition, his appearance is also outstanding among crosstalk performers.

Is he single?
Could it be that they're having a lot of wild side activities behind the scenes?
When you go to a club, they change members in batches.

Seeing the expressions on the audience's faces, Yang Yunsheng said, "You still don't believe me? I'm really single!"

The audience started groaning again; they genuinely didn't believe Yang Yunsheng was single.

It's just that it hasn't been exposed yet, otherwise he would definitely have young models and girl groups coming to him in private.

Just like the Korean "shrimp rice," Dafei.

He has so much money, but no girlfriend. He claims he's not pretending to be single, and that he didn't hit Chang Wei.

I wonder how much he hangs out with girl groups in private.

Right, right, guys!

Yan Hexiang chuckled twice and said, "You're single. Every time I see you're single, it makes me angry!"

Yang Yunsheng said with a smile, "Teacher Yan, don't be angry, because it won't do you any good. The receptionist wrote on the note that I don't like strong men, so you've just made a fool of yourself."

Yan Hexiang was displeased: "I don't care if she talks to me. I have a wife. You should talk about me and my wife!"

Yang Yunsheng nodded and said, "Yes, your wife! Teacher Yan had no choice but to slip a hundred yuan to the receptionist and said somewhat embarrassedly, 'Xiao Ni, give me a love room.' After saying that, he laughed shyly."

Yan Hexiang: "Well, I've switched to a Henan accent again. Besides, my wife and I are quite romantic, what's there to be ashamed of?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Yes, I didn't understand at the time either! The receptionist looked at Teacher Yan's wife, then at Teacher Yan's face, and couldn't help but scoff. But there was nothing she could do; she was just an employee, and she couldn't stop Teacher Yan and his wife from staying outside! So the receptionist asked Teacher Yan and his wife for their ID cards."

Yan Hexiang was puzzled: "Wait, why did she cut me? Just because I winked at her, she has a problem with me!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole place was in an uproar.

Yan Hexiang, that kid, actually flirted with her!
(End of this chapter)