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Chapter 164 Who's in the Love Room? (Third Update)
For several days, Tingyunxuan was still packed with distinguished guests, and the warehouse was overflowing with goods.

Unlike before when everyone came to see Cao Yunjin, some people came specifically to see Yang Yunsheng.

After all, Yang Yunsheng's crosstalk skills are quite good.

In addition, Yang Yunsheng's master criticized Guo Degang on Weibo, which also put Yang Yunsheng in the spotlight.

Yang Yunsheng thanked her mentor for bringing her the attention she needed.

Otherwise, among the two heroes of Tingyunxuan, only Cao Yunjin would remain.

Yang Yunsheng spoke eloquently to the audience.

"Teacher Yan, may I ask how old you are?"

Yan Hexiang said with dissatisfaction, "What do you mean by old age? I was born in 1981 and I'm thirty-four now."

"Yep!"

Yang Yunsheng's "That's right!" whetted everyone's appetite.

"How is that right?" Yan Hexiang asked, looking puzzled.

Yang Yunsheng said, "You were born in 1981, so you're thirty-four years old. Your wife is seventeen, a full seventeen years older. That girl at the front desk is bound to look down on you!"

Yan Hexiang suddenly covered Yang Yunsheng's mouth.

"Don't talk nonsense. What you're saying is illegal. My wife isn't seventeen!"

Yang Yunsheng understood: "Not seventeen, sixteen?"

Yan Hexiang rolled his eyes at Yang Yunsheng: "Twenty!"

Yang Yunsheng clicked his tongue twice: "Listen to this, everyone! Has he no shame? Teacher Yan is thirty-four years old, born in 1981, and his wife is twenty, born in 1993. What do you call this? An old cow eating young grass! Most people wouldn't do something like this!"

Yan Hexiang retorted: "That's what we call true love!"

The audience started to boo. Although the male audience members were very envious, if they didn't boo along at this moment, wouldn't they seem shameless, just like Yan Hexiang?

Men, when they're eighteen, they like eighteen-year-olds; when they're twenty-eight, they like eighteen-year-olds again.

Thirty-eight, forty-eight, eighty-eight, still true to my original aspirations.

So who says men aren't faithful? Men are the most faithful of all.

Yang Yunsheng continued, "It was indeed true love. They were fourteen years apart, yet they still fell in love. However, that very night, they went to a hotel room, and the receptionist even asked for both of their ID cards."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "That's right, you do need an ID card to stay in a hotel. Now you have to register to stay in a hotel, which is to prevent some shady people from checking in."

"Including you too?" Yang Yunsheng asked tentatively.

Yan Hexiang retorted irritably, "What do you mean 'including me'? My wife and I are a legally married couple!"

Yang Yunsheng nodded and said, "That makes sense, but people need their ID cards to stay in hotels. Neither Teacher Yan nor your sister-in-law brought their ID cards with them when they came out in such a hurry."

Yan Hexiang exclaimed in surprise, "Oh, neither of us brought our ID cards? Where are we going to stay tonight?"

Yang Yunsheng said with a smile, "Yes, it's a pity that neither of us brought our ID cards. Helpless, Teacher Yan could only tell the receptionist that we are a legally married couple and ask if we could stay at the hotel for the night."

Yan Hexiang replied, "Yes, my wife and I are a legally married couple. Even without ID cards, we should be able to spend the night in a hotel!"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head and said, "As soon as my sister heard this, she quickly said no, we need to provide evidence to prove that they are husband and wife! Where would Teacher Yan and his wife get any evidence? Helpless, Teacher Yan could only kiss his wife's face, which was full of collagen. Oh my, her face was so white and tender, it looked like you could squeeze water out of it."

As she said this, Yang Yunsheng bit her lip, closed her eyes, and crossed her arms over her shoulders, looking like she was striking a pose.

The audience's laughter nearly lifted the roof off. They were certain that Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang's wife were having an affair, otherwise they couldn't have described it so vividly.

Yan Hexiang said displeasedly, "Shut up already. What, are you itching for something?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "After Teacher Yan kissed his wife's cheek, he said to the receptionist, 'Now it can prove that she and I are a legally married couple!'"

Yan Hexiang agreed, "Now we can prove it, right?"

Yang Yunsheng raised his hand and waved his fingers.

"No way, this proves it even less! The receptionist said that last time they claimed to be a couple, but when the police caught them, they went into the station naked. They also claimed to be a couple at the time."

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "So, does that mean my wife and I can't stay in a hotel?"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "No, but you need to provide evidence, such as evidence that you and your sister-in-law are husband and wife!"

Yan Hexiang hesitated after hearing this.

"I can't prove it. My marriage certificate and wedding photos are at home. Should I go back and get them?"

Yang Yunsheng looked troubled and said, "I'm afraid it won't work. It will take more than eight hours to go back and forth. By the time you get the marriage certificate back, it will already be dawn."

Yan Hexiang was taken aback, and then held up the number eight.

"It takes more than eight hours to go there and back. Why did we travel so far to stay in a hotel?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "Teacher Yan, you forgot? You said you would entertain me that night and asked your father and mother to move out. Your father kicked you and your sister-in-law out, and you got angry with your father and drove straight to Tianjin!"

Yan Hexiang was utterly shocked and exclaimed, "So I ran off to Tianjin in a fit of pique? How free am I?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's not that I'm idle. It's that Teacher Yan, you drove to Tianjin not only because you were angry, but also so that you and your sister-in-law could stay in a themed room."

Yan Hexiang's face showed incomprehension.

"Wait, who's in this love room? Am I crazy to run off to live so far away? A city as big as Beijing doesn't even have a love room?"

This question seemed to have stumped Yang Yunsheng.

Suddenly, a male audience member shouted, "Yang Yunsheng is in the sex room! He's from Tianjin!"

Yang Yunsheng looked at the male audience members shouting at him and retorted loudly, "What do you mean I'm in a love room? What does that have to do with me? I'm at Teacher Yan's house!"

I thought the guy was going to shut up, but then he shouted, "It's hidden in the wardrobe, we're going together!"

Yang Yunsheng gave a thumbs up, indicating, "Great job! You come on stage and perform a crosstalk!"

The man quickly shook his head, saying that even if he were asked to go up there, it wouldn't work.

Yan Hexiang said anxiously, "No, my wife and I didn't bring our ID cards, and we live so far away. How are we going to spend the night if we can't stay in a hotel?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "What else can we do? You, Teacher Yan, have so many ideas!"

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng with a puzzled expression: "No, why am I having so many ideas? I didn't bring my ID card!"

Yang Yunsheng gently patted Yan Hexiang's shoulder and said with a smile, "Teacher Yan said to his wife, 'Honey, you should go back! You can sleep with Yang Yunsheng. I can manage on my own in the car. One night isn't unacceptable to me.'"

Yan Hexiang shoved Yang Yunsheng hard and said with a laugh, "Get lost!"

The two bowed and began to thank the audience for their support.

(End of this chapter)