He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 37 Even top student Li Ji is ridiculed; senior student worries about the Earth Sciences Department (Please read on Tuesday!)
Nini pondered her memories of Li Ji.

That truant king?

Although he achieved excellent results in his makeup exam, it doesn't mean he's familiar with Earth's culture and customs.

The senior student must have watched the video posted by Professor Wilde and mistakenly thought that Li Ji was very outstanding.

Should I learn from him?
This is the funniest thing I've heard in the past year.

Thinking of this, Nini's smile became even more eerie, and her mouth turned into a strange "V" shape.

Gu Yuqing frowned, and her tone became unusually stern.

"What are you laughing at? Is studying with Li Ji such a ridiculous thing?"

Nini smiled and said, "Senior, you don't understand the situation in our department—"

“I understand the situation in your department very well!” Gu Yuqing interrupted sternly.

She took a deep breath, shook her head, and muttered to herself, "I never imagined the atmosphere in the Earth Sciences Department would become like this."

"They only ridicule good students, as if they were just a bunch of bookworms."

"How can anyone learn anything good with this kind of atmosphere!"

Gu Yuqing angrily punched the glass railing, and the glass quickly shattered into snowflake patterns.

Her sudden outburst of anger startled everyone present.

"Senior Dolly is a little scary," Shark said weakly, clinging to Lee Ki's leg.

"That looks like Senior Gu Yuqing, meow."

"Why was she so angry? I couldn't hear her clearly because she was too far away."

Li Ji was busy calculating how many points he needed to get for this mission and didn't listen carefully to the conversation upstairs.

"It seems like the senior student is calling Nini and the others bookworms who don't know anything about practical application."

Dailulu answered with an air of seriousness.

Li Ji nodded: "I see. That's very insightful."

Shark Bao was starting to doubt himself. How come what Dailulu heard was completely different from what he heard?

Only the three words "bookworm" fit the description.

But the class monitor seemed very certain, so he probably just didn't hear clearly.

Sha Bao picked at her ear, looking unsure of herself.

The land shark's inner ear was hidden deep inside, so he had to stick his whole finger in.

Nini wasn't intimidated by Gu Yuqing's appearance. She smiled contemptuously and said, "Is Li Ji considered a good student?"

Gu Yuqing glared at her.

"Li Ji isn't a good student? You are?"

It was quite far away, and Li Ji couldn't hear what was being said upstairs.

What did they say?

Delulu twitched her ears and listened carefully.

"They seem to have mentioned you, meow."

"Me? Why are you talking about me?"

"Nini says you're a good student, meow."

"Senior sister said you're not a good student, Nini is the good student, meow."

Li Ji's mind was a bit of a mess: "Are you sure the characters haven't turned against us?"

"Don't talk, I haven't finished listening yet, meow."

Nini was a little confused: "What else? Of course I am! I'm second in the class overall."

Gu Yuqing said seriously, "With your attitude, no wonder you only came in second."

"Does being second mean you can slack off? Does being second mean you can give up on learning and striving for progress, and abandon the fine virtue of asking questions?"

"If you don't have a humble attitude to learn, you will never be able to surpass Li Ji."

Dailulu continued, "Nini said she's definitely a good student, meow. The senior said she's ambitious, inquisitive, and humble, even more so than Li Ji meow."

Lu Zhi's logic confused Li Ji, and he saw that Sha Bao next to him was also dizzy from listening, his tongue practically falling out.

Nini's mind was buzzing. She asked helplessly, "Overtake in reverse? Why should I compare myself to Li Ji, that bottom-of-the-class guy? He's last!"

Gu Yuqing chuckled lightly: "Hmph! A form of mental victory."

"Since you can't surpass him, you use this kind of nickname to gain inner pleasure and satisfaction?"

"Just because you say he's last, does that mean he's last?"

Nini screamed in exasperation, "It is him!"

Gu Yuqing said coldly, "If you continue to indulge in such low-level verbal pleasure, you are truly beyond saving."

Dailulu continued to relay the message to Li Ji.

"Nini said you're the worst cat. Senior said Nini won, she's very happy and satisfied, but there's no hope for her, cat."

Li Ji gave up. He didn't care about the content of the conversation anymore; even talking in his sleep made more sense. Nini was speechless and pulled at the other person, explaining, "Senior, are you mistaken? Li Ji—"

Dolly burned her hand with a cigarette butt and yelled, "You motherfucker! You've caused a mess and you're still acting all high and mighty."

"You idiot! My sister's mother told you to learn, so just learn! Stop talking nonsense!"

"Stop pretending! So what if you're second in the class?"

"This damn major, even your mom would have to go and pilot a garbage ship if she were second best!"

"Senior, I'm not—"

Nini felt confused and tried to explain, but Dolly interrupted her.

"If you utter another damn word, I'll send you to the Interstellar Court. I mean what I say."

Nini was burning with anger, but seeing the other person's furious expression, it seemed like they really would send her to the interstellar court.

No matter how angry she was, she had to swallow it down.

Nini remained silent on the surface, but she was cursing him inwardly.

I'd never learn anything from them!
When Delulu's mimicry is exposed, it will scare all the people on Earth to death.

Then we'll send Delulu and that Lee Ji to the Interstellar Court together!

Dolly's curses were loud and clear, even echoing, and the way she burned her hand with the cigarette butt was so smooth and fluid that she was clearly a repeat offender.

Li Ji heard it clearly this time.

But it doesn't connect with what Dailulu translated earlier.

"Why did Nini win, but then become hopeless? Why did you scald her hand? Shark, do you understand now?"

Shark shook her head: "I understood at first, but after hearing what the class monitor said, I'm a little confused."

What version did you hear?

Shark relayed the previous conversation to Li Ji verbatim.

Li Jidong suddenly felt enlightened, and he turned to look at the culprit that had been puzzling him.

"Dailulu, what are you translating? If you can't hear me, please stop pretending."

"Is my senior's misunderstanding of me getting deeper and deeper? But I'm secretly pleased."

Li Ji chuckled; the treatment of a top student was quite enjoyable.

He heard a breathy sound in his ear.

"I'm a little annoyed, meow."

Dai Lulu's face was gloomy, and Li Ji felt like he was about to be scratched.

But Delulu smiled again in an instant.

"But I'm still happy to see Nini get scolded, meow!"

Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, when the enemy is more aggrieved than oneself, one can forget about one's own pain and instead feel a sense of schadenfreude.

Dolly leaped down to the first floor and dug KK's head out of the ground.

"Can I borrow a light?"

She grabbed KK by the neck, and he spat out a burst of flames from his mouth.

The flame lit the cigarette, and Dolly took a deep drag.

"It's cool~"

She patted her lungs painfully again: "Don't let it go through my lungs, Dolly!"

Watching his opponent fight like this, Li Ji felt like his cerebellum was about to atrophy.

Gu Yuqing clutched her chest and pulled a small red tin box from her pocket.

From a distance, Li Ji looks like a metal-shelled Zhonghua cigarette.

"Dolly's smoking habit is too heavy! How many cigarettes does she smoke at once? And she even mixes them!"

Gu Yuqing tossed the iron box into the air, and a propeller rose from the top, with cylindrical light emitters popping out from all four sides, illuminating pale blue beams of light.

"Does your equipment really have to look so tobacco-scented?"

The metal-shelled Chinese drone sped through the mall, emitting a pale blue beam that shone on everyone's face.

Dailu watched as Nini and the other girl carried KK away in a dejected manner.

She said to her companions, "I was worried I wouldn't do well, meow. But now that Nini and the others have made such a big mess, it seems like we've got this in the bag, meow."

Li Ji remained silent, realizing that the difference between himself and Nini lay in their scores, not their rankings.

Even if you've already secured first place, you still need to get as many points as possible so you can catch up with Nini and compete for the only opportunity to stay at the school as a teacher.

The remaining three things on the list must be done perfectly.

Shopping!

Make friends!
Going to the toilet?

(End of this chapter)