He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 38 Give me the most expensive phone, meow

"I never expected to run into you here, Lee Ki."

Gu Yuqing walked towards Li Ji with a smile, and as soon as she took a step, she did another split.

Li Ji was still haunted by the image of Gu Yuqing breaking the glass with her bare hands, and he felt a lingering fear.

I didn't expect the other party to change their attitude so quickly.

Could there be a third personality?

Gu Yuqing gave an awkward laugh and tried to stand up.

She encouraged herself: Stand up quickly, Gu Yuqing, don't embarrass yourself in front of your junior.

No matter what, you are a first-level agent of the Interstellar Alliance Special Agent Bureau's Earth Committee. How can you not even walk?

Li Ji quickly went forward to pull her up.

Gu Yuqing stretched out her hand: "No need! I can do it myself!"

Her expression suddenly changed, and she yelled through a cigarette, "You're nothing but a weed! What are you pretending for!"

"I spend all my time lying in my hospital bed reading novels, and I've completely forgotten how to walk!"

Dolly's legs, like tentacles, writhed back and forth on the ground, seemingly without bones or joints, and eerily approached Lee.

She gave an awkward laugh: "Don't mind Dolly, she's not very polite. I have indeed been a bit lax lately and haven't been practicing enough."

“I saw what you did to protect humanity. You are a very kind person. It reminds me of when I was in school.”

"Many students think that the lives of ordinary people are not important, and there are very few people like us."

Li Ji smiled and said, "It was nothing, not as good as you made it sound."

I'm a human being, I can't just stand by and watch my fellow countrymen die.

If these people were smashed into a pulp, I would definitely have nightmares about it.

"Let's add each other as friends. Next time you come to Earth, we can keep in touch privately. I know a lot of interesting places and can take you there."

Gu Yuqing held the communicator in her hand, nodded slightly, her eyes met Li Ji, and then looked away.

"Great! I'm honored to be able to add you as a friend."

Li Ji was completely unaware of Gu Yuqing's hidden feelings.

If a girl wearing a mental hospital gown, chewing on a pack of Furongwang cigarettes, wriggles toward you in a split position, her legs so flexible it's as if her bones have been broken.

You would never think she's interested in you.

As the farce ended, Gu Yuqing disappeared into the green leap vortex, waving goodbye to Li Ji with reluctance.

In an instant, all the sounds returned.

The noise of people, the music playing on a loop on the radio, and the constant blaring of speakers at the restaurant entrance.

The crowd stirred again, as if the disturbance had never occurred, and everyone chatted and laughed naturally.

"I think I remember there was a baby balloon there?"

"You must be mistaken. Isn't that empty? You've been using too much water lately, has it clouded your judgment?"

"That might be true."

"Holy crap! What's that human-shaped crater in the ground? It wasn't here just now!"

"We probably didn't notice it; it's likely part of the mall's design. It resembles the handprints at the entrance of Hollywood."

"I'm going in to lie down for a bit. Can you film me on Douyin and post it online? I'm sure it'll get a lot of likes."

"Holy crap! Why are those guys tied together?"

Beside the escalator, eight people were intertwined, their hands hooked around their feet and their feet around their necks.

They looked at each other, horrified to find themselves connected to strangers in this strange way.

But no one could remember what had just happened.

"what!"

They screamed in unison and frantically separated themselves.

Li Ji was so engrossed in the awe-inspiring cutting-edge technology that he could not extricate himself.

"Biological stillness, memory erasure."

He rubbed the high-powered screwdriver in his pocket, silently marveling at the impressive technology of aliens. He looked down and saw Shark sitting on the ground like a short-legged dog, its legs stretched out, its hands supporting it between its legs, and its tongue lolling out.

He thought to himself: aliens are indeed intellectually inferior.

But upon closer reflection, while technology is advancing by leaps and bounds, ordinary people are becoming increasingly clumsy.

Some people in their twenties can't even do addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division within 100, but the most advanced supercomputers can already perform 174.2 quadrillion floating-point operations per second.

Perhaps it is precisely the leaps and bounds in technological progress that have caused ordinary people to become increasingly degenerate.

The social changes I have experienced in my short 22 years also demonstrate this point well.

Perhaps it is because aliens have more advanced technology that this phenomenon is more pronounced among aliens.

"Let's go buy a phone."

They walked side by side, Li Ji's eyes scanning the shops on both sides, looking for flagship stores of various brands.

They passed by a Samsung flagship store, where the products on display were small bricks with screens on them.

Shark pointed to the Samsung storefront and asked, "Li Ji, aren't these just phones? Why don't you buy them here?"

Li Ji chuckled lightly: "That's not a cell phone, it's a bomb. It's just disguised as a cell phone."

"So that's it."

Dailu glanced into the shop, where rows of cell phone-shaped bombs were displayed.

People were coming and going outside the shop, and no one seemed to be avoiding it.

"People on Earth are really bold, selling bombs in crowded places."

Professor Wilde on the other side of the screen silently recorded this new piece of knowledge in the recorder.

"Samsung is a military company, and they make bombs in the shape of mobile phones."

"Great! I've gained another research result without leaving home. I can write a paper titled 'A Practical Study on Using Communication Equipment as the Exterior Design of Earth Bombs'."

Thinking of this, Professor Wilde smiled smugly.

The conversation continued on the screen.

"Dailulu, what are your requirements for a mobile phone?"

"Just buy the most expensive one, meow. That's what I usually do, meow."

“That’s just a rich woman’s temper,” Li Ji said, then looked down at Shark Baby and asked, “What about you?”

"I'll just be like you."

Li Ji and his group arrived at the entrance of a Xiangguo mobile phone flagship store.

The pure white decor exudes a minimalist feel.

The place was noisy, with customers coming and going trying out the demo units.

The sales assistant stood at the door with a slightly arrogant expression.

Li Ji wasn't interested in Xiang Guo; in fact, he had no particular fondness for electronic devices.

If Dailulu wants to buy the most expensive items, then she has to come here.

I will not buy Xiangguo myself. After all, I am the successor of this great cause. How can I use foreign products?
Thinking of this, Li Ji's body began to glow red again.

Dailulu swaggered into the store, holding Shark Baby's hand.

"Give me the most expensive phone, meow."

The sales assistant looked them up and down, then led them into the store.

"This is our latest 16 Pro Max. You can take a look."

Li Ji held the phone in his hand; it did feel light and thin, but he couldn't really tell the difference from the models from previous years.

He always felt that Xiangguo phones were just like FIFA and 2K, with each update being just a superficial change with almost no real improvements, and sometimes even removing features that everyone liked.

Dailulu whispered to Li Ji, "You know how to use a cat?"

When these words reached the sales associate's ears, he smiled contemptuously to himself.

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