Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 10: Die Fairy (3)
Taking advantage of this rare opportunity, I rushed forward, took out a talisman from my pocket, and slapped it on Zhang Jiayan's forehead.

I saw wisps of white smoke coming out from around the talisman, Zhang Jiayan covered her head and bent down in pain.

It's done!I excitedly took a victory pose.

"Ahhh! Ahhh!" Zhang Jiayan yelled, hugging her head, suddenly raised her head, her eyes were red, and shouted: "Rogue!" Then she rushed towards me angrily.

"Damn it!" Pai Yao yelled at me with a rare swear word, "That's a wishing talisman!"

Ask for a child?I was shocked, isn't that Taoist priest's main job is to catch ghosts?How can I also take care of infertility?
This talisman completely enraged Zhang Jiayan, and stabbed me with a knife from the ground.I rolled over on a donkey and hid, but Zhang Jiayan chased after me brandishing a knife.

Feng Li and Yan Hao shouted from the side: "Be careful! Be careful!"

Now Zhang Jiayan has only me in his eyes, and the two of them are much more relaxed.

Zhao Yishang, who was restrained by Pixiu, kept struggling.Pixiu shouted: "Suppressing demons!"

While dodging Zhang Jiayan, I took out the rest of the talisman to read, and then cried at the string of abstract characters on it.

Which one is the demon-suppressing talisman?
The characters written on this talisman are the same as the medicine list written by the doctor in the hospital. Whoever can understand these I will call him grandpa!
I figured it out. It turns out that Taoist priests, like doctors, are super monopoly professions that do not flow to outsiders, and things that involve internal interests of the profession are very hazy.

"Horsepower technique!" Yan Hao picked up the mahogany sword next to the door, and raised his hand to throw it over.

Zhang Jiayan was about to rush over, but stopped again, as if she had some scruples about Taomujian.

At this moment, I suddenly heard Pai Yao say: "I don't have enough spiritual power, I can't maintain my body anymore."

Before he finished speaking, it turned into a ray of white light and turned back into the pendant again.

At a critical moment, how can such a chain be broken!I stomped my feet angrily, can't you fully charge the battery beforehand!
Zhao Yi, who was out of confinement, rushed to Yan Hao's side and grabbed Yan Hao's arm.

Suddenly Yan Hao couldn't move, he was stunned for a moment, and asked: "Is it Zhao Yi?" Then he shouted, "Zhao Yi, are you helping the person who killed you to harm us?"

Zhao Yi's soul is still pressing on Yan Hao firmly.

Seeing that Yan Hao was restrained, Zhang Jiayan rushed over fiercely, raised his knife and was about to stab him down, it was too late, I didn't have time to think, and took all the talisman papers in my hand on Zhang Jiayan!
Zhang Jiayan only heard a scream of "嗤", and fell down. A puff of white smoke came out of her body, and the white smoke faintly turned into a human shape, and she backed away covering her face.

"Ah!" The white smoke instantly surrounded Feng Li.

"Zhao Yi!" Yan Hao shouted, "Do you think we all died like you did?"

His words reminded Zhao Yi, and Zhao Yi's ghost let go of Yan Hao with a loud cry, and rushed towards the cloud of white smoke, wrestling and fighting.

"Horsepower technique!" Yan Hao took the opportunity to throw the mahogany sword over.

I grabbed the mahogany sword with my backhand and stabbed at Baiyan!
There was only a heart-piercing scream, and the white smoke twisted crazily, the twisted shape became faster and faster, and then turned into a ball of white mist the size of a fist, and quickly ran towards the door.

It wants to escape!
I was about to chase after it with my mahogany sword, when suddenly I heard someone shout: "Surround it!"

Then a group of ghosts floated in from outside the door, surrounded Zhao Yi and the ball of white smoke. I saw that Wu Xiangwang was following one of them, and the leading ghost showed me a badge: "Police!"

"Horsepower, right?" The leader pointed at Wu Xiangwang and said, "We are in charge of this area, and we received a report from a colleague from Yang Ming Village that there is something wrong here, so we will leave the rest of the matter to us."

The ghost messengers neatly tied up Bai Yan and Zhao Yi, and led them outside.

Bai Yan was still struggling, and the ghost messenger tied it up like a rice dumpling, and that Yan gradually turned into a woman. I looked at it, and it looked familiar.

The ghost nodded and said, "Leave the rest to us."

This is called a turnaround, and I froze there holding the mahogany sword: "Is it none of my business?"

"Of course it's your business, you have to come too." He pointed to the begging symbol on Zhang Jiayan's forehead and said, "You are suspected of being a hooligan in public."

How did I play a hooligan?How did I play a hooligan?

My face turned dark immediately, these policemen didn't care about it long ago, and they ran all over the place after I killed this female ghost for the sake of the people, no, for the sake of ghosts, it's shameless not to give me the banner of being brave!How dare you frame me as a hooligan!
Don Xiangwang took out a cigarette and handed it to the chief ghost officer: "They are all our own people, our own people."

The leader of the ghost police coughed twice, and said, "But it's your first offence, so we won't pursue it." Then he waved his hand and said to him, "Take it away."

After finishing speaking, the group of ghosts turned around and disappeared together.

This work efficiency comes and goes like the wind.

"Horsepower! Horsepower!" Feng Li and Yan Hao shouted, "How's it going?"

It was then that I remembered that they couldn't see those ghosts, so I turned around and patted my chest and said, "It's okay, I've already taken care of everything."

Feng Li ran to Zhang Jiayan's side, touched her face, and asked in a trembling voice, "Yanyan's body is cold, is there any help?"

I quickly took out Zhang Jiayan's remaining soul and placed it beside Zhang Jiayan. Sanniang and the others said that the soul was scattered so badly that they don't know if Zhang Jiayan can come back to life.

The color of the soul was almost transparent, and it got into Zhang Jiayan's body silently.

The three of us stared nervously. After a while, Zhang Jiayan blinked her eyelashes and slowly opened her eyes.

All three of us breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Jiayan's eyes drifted away for a while, then gradually focused on us, and suddenly she screamed: "Ah! Ah!"

The three of us were startled, but we saw Zhang Jiayan shrinking back while screaming, "Ghost, ghost! Die Xian! Die Xian!"

"Yanyan, it's me." Feng Li hurried over, hugged her and comforted her, "It's all right now, don't be afraid."

Zhang Jiayan trembled in her arms for a long time, and finally calmed down. After a while, she smiled again, pointed at Feng Li, and said in a childlike voice: "Hehehe, pen fairy, hehehe, dish fairy, hehehe... ...you are all going to kill me, ha ha ha ha..."

Both Feng Li and Yan Hao were stunned, and they looked at me in surprise.

"She has been possessed for too long, and her soul has been damaged. Even if she can save her life, she will not be able to save her sanity." I repeated Pixiu's words to them.

"How is it possible," Yan Hao said, "We have only played Die Xian for a week!"

"Do you think it was just that one time?" Pai Yao said, "This woman has summoned ghosts countless times before! If she was really a fairy, how could she be so easy to invite? The only ones she recruited were lonely ghosts. There is a difference between Yin and Yang between humans and ghosts, and the accumulation of Yin Qi infiltrating into the body of the ghost summoner will only make it easier for those dirty things to invade."

Speaking of this, Yan Hao who was facing the door suddenly said, "Police?"

I wondered if those ghosts had almost left?Turning his head, he saw several big caps.

The difference is that this time the person standing at the door is a human being.

"Which one is Zhang Jiayan?" The policeman glanced at us, and his eyes stayed on Zhang Jiayan, "We suspect that you are related to a murder case, please assist in the investigation."

After finishing speaking, several police officers went to pull Zhang Jiayan, who yelled and hid behind Feng Li.

Feng Li asked: "Kill someone? Who did you kill?"

"I remember you, you were also at the scene that day." The policeman said, "It was your classmate who drowned, named Zhao Yi. There was an old lady in your village who always ran to the river. Her son went to find her that night. , I happened to see Zhang Jiayan walking away from the river, and when I went to look again, I saw Zhao Yi's body, and the old lady hid in the grass and witnessed the whole process." The policeman raised his hand, stretched his fingers, and made a gesture The action of pressing, "It is said that this girl just pressed Zhao Yi's head like this, and drowned him alive."

"But don't worry, the old lady doesn't seem to be in a good mind. What's going on still needs to be investigated." Two police officers grabbed Zhang Jiayan, who was crying non-stop, "How can this little girl Kill a big man?"

I know this is true, the crazy old lady must have seen it, not only him, maybe Zhao Yi also saw it.No wonder I saw that female ghost's face familiar. The reflection I saw in the water that day was first the female ghost possessing Zhang Jiayan, and then Zhao Yi.

Zhao Yi has always been secretly in love with Zhang Jiayan, probably Zhang Jiayan said something to accompany me for a walk by the river, and this kid happily followed, but he didn't expect that it was a road of no return.

Although Zhao Yi was bound by a female ghost after death, he still wanted to tell me the truth, but after his soul was trapped, his brain was not working. He only wanted to tell me what the murderer looked like, but he forgot to tell me who was possessed .

"You are all ghosts, you are ghosts!" That ghost somehow brainwashed Zhang Jiayan, even though he was crazy, he still thought that everyone else wanted to harm her, so he kept struggling, dragging his feet and not wanting to leave.

The policeman who grabbed her did not expect such a situation, and looked at their leader: "Captain, what should I do?"

I saw that she had been possessed for a long time, and I still firmly believed in the ghost's words. I thought that she must have been scared when the ghost was scared at the beginning, and said, "I will help you." Then he took a big step forward, raised the mahogany sword and waved it in the air Pointing at Zhang Jiayan a few times, "Follow them quickly, or I'll take you in!"

The police captain said very calmly: "It's no use pretending to be crazy, take her to see a psychiatrist." He paused, pointed at me and said, "Take this person along with me."

That's why I hate the police, look at that virtue! (politically sensitive statement)
I went back to the village with Feng Li and Yan Hao. After this incident, they admired me very much now and sent me to the second floor.

"So Zhang Jiayan was possessed before you invited Die Xian." I said, "She was also talking like this before? Didn't you see it?"

"Although she was a little gloomy before, she behaved quite normally." Feng Li said, "After that night, she suddenly started to feel wrong. She always believed in writing and writing, and Zhao Yi died again. We think she may have been affected. Exciting, I didn't expect..." Feng Li was so sad that she couldn't continue.

I comforted: "Don't be sad, it's not your fault."

"How can this matter be so clear? They are not the chief culprits, but they are also accomplices." Sanniang's charming voice sounded, and I looked up. At some point, Sanniang was standing at the door with a pair of winking eyes. Feng Li and Yan Hao scanned their bodies a few times, and the corners of their mouths curled into a charming arc, "Brother Ma, don't you think they have something to hide from you?"

I really felt that when these people talked to me, they often hesitated to speak, as if they were hiding something from me.

"As for me, I am very demanding about my living environment, and I am very upset when there are too many women." Sanniang glanced at me and said, "That's why I saw the soul of a young woman appearing behind Brother Ma the other day. I was very upset when I rushed in rashly, the woman hadn't been possessed at that time, but her soul was gone, so I put the soul back into her body."

"Ah?" I didn't expect this to happen, and I was surprised, "Then why is Zhang Jiayan's soul still in my house?"

Sanniang looked at the two students with a smile: "Then I have to ask them."

"..." Feng Li and Yan Hao looked at each other, but neither of them spoke.

Sanniang took out a plate from her bosom: "It's okay if you don't say anything, let's just watch."

The plate was crystal clear, as thin as a piece of paper, and with a wave of Sanniangyu's hand, a picture appeared on it.

On the screen, the moon is dark and the wind is high.A few boys and girls aged seventeen or eighteen sneaked towards my small second floor with their bags in their hands.

Although the night was gloomy, I could still see the faces of those people clearly.Zhang Jiayan, Feng Li, Zhao Yi, Yan Hao, Lu Lin.

A group of people arrived at the door and looked around furtively, only to hear someone ask: "Is the uncle still there?"

"It's gone," said Feng Li's voice. "Let's start quickly."

Several people immediately spread out the bag and took out candles, plates, and paper full of words.

"You ran back again?!" This time, I understood when Zhang Jiayan was possessed, no wonder I always felt windy when I slept that night.

(End of this chapter)