Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 11: Die Fairy (4)
"Because the invitation went well last time, Die Xian was invited soon. We are afraid that it will not be so smooth next time."

"You are accompanied by Zhang Jiayan, who often invites ghosts and has lost his yang energy. Of course, the ghosts will be invited soon." I said, "Are you still happy?"

In the jade plate, Zhang Jiayan said: "You have to concentrate and have no distractions, only the Die Xian will come."

Each of the five people present stretched out a finger and pressed it on the plate, chanting words, nothing more than saying that Die Xian Di Xian is about to appear.

After a while, someone exclaimed: "Here we come!" The plate really started to spin, and Lu Lin asked: "Die Xian, are you here?" The plate moved slowly, and finally the arrow on the plate pointed to a word --"yes".

Although he has already experienced it once, when Yan Hao saw this scene again, his tone was still full of disbelief: "Die Xian!"

"Dish Immortal?" Sanniang sneered, "Look carefully, what is that?"

After all, turn the jade plate lightly.

On the plate pressed by five people, there stood a female ghost with disheveled hair and pale complexion!

Feng Li and Yan Hao were shocked when they saw this woman for the first time, and Feng Li even yelled "Ah".

"Did you see it?" I pointed at the woman and said, "The one you invited here is not some fairy."

"But..." Feng Li covered her eyes and dared not look at the female ghost: "We asked a few things we knew, and she answered them all."

"Since you can attract her by concentrating on meditation, don't you think that she can see through your mind in the dish fairy ceremony?" San Niang said, "When you ask her a question, you will naturally think of the answer to that question , What you know, she doesn't need to look at other people, just look at what you are thinking, and she will know it naturally."

Yan Hao said: "But there are still things we don't know, and she also answered about the future."

Sanniang asked: "Since it's something that hasn't happened yet, how do you know whether what she said is true or not?"

The two of them were taken aback for a moment, and then suddenly realized the shock and said: "She lied to us!"

I looked at the female ghost and said, "This is what possessed Zhang Jiayan."

Feng Li defended: "But, we clearly sent that dish fairy away!" After speaking, pointing to the image, she said, "If you don't believe me, look!"

During the conversation, those people had finished asking what they needed to ask, and said in unison: "Respectfully send Die Xian back to his home." Several people shouted in unison, and the disc at their fingertips slowly stopped spinning.

"Going away?" Feng Li asked.

"Let's go." Zhao Yi said, "Can you let go?"

Yan Hao asked cautiously: "Die Xian, Die Xian, are you still there?"

The dish didn't move.

"Master Die Xian has gone back." Zhang Jiayan said, withdrew her hand, and the other four also withdrew their hands, chatting and laughing to pack their things.

"Let's go, let's go home." The few people who had invited ghosts talked and laughed and walked back.

Everyone in the video looked relieved, but the few of us watching felt chills down our spines.

That female ghost didn't leave at all!
She still stood where she was, with a expressionless face that had already lost all blood, looked at the five people coldly, and then followed them silently.

"She lied to us!" Feng Li shuddered, hugging her arms and exclaimed, "She didn't leave! She lied to us!"

I said, "If you can't see them, you just take it for granted that they're gone. That's too silly!"

"You don't know the real appearance of the so-called 'Dish Immortal', so how can you think that thing is an immortal and has good intentions towards you?" Sanniang put away the jade plate, "If a person has self-knowledge, he will respect gods and ghosts and stay away. Don't provoke anything beyond your ability."

I heard what Sanniang said made sense, and sighed, and then said: "Sanniang is right, the two ways of yin and yang do not interfere with each other, he kills others, you live yours, and usually have no contact Way, people on both sides can live well. But now that he died well, you insist on recruiting him to show you the words on the plate. Isn’t this a cheap way to make a fuss? My stomach is full of anger, I usually have ghosts of the same level around me, and I can't beat them, and it just so happens that a bunch of stunned young people bumped into me, if I don't vent my anger on you, who can I turn to?"

Feng Li didn't know whether she was being scolded by me or she was afraid, so she began to cry softly.

I said: "Okay, okay, this matter is over, you are safe, let's take it as a lesson! Study hard in the future, strive to be an educated person like me, live your life well, don't I'm going to provoke ghosts and gods again." Then she turned her head and said to Sanniang, "Isn't it?"

Sanniang didn't say a word, she looked at me and smiled, her rosy lips curled up slightly.

I suddenly remembered what she said just now that she was upset when she saw the female ghost come home with me.Suddenly my heart was rippling, and there was an emotion called "love", which sprouted from my heels, rushed to my chest, and spread to my neck, burning my face so red.

Why are you unhappy?Jealousy!
Why are you jealous?I like it!
Why do you like me?Isn't that natural? I'm handsome, good-natured, and educated. I'm also the boss of Ma's advertising company. Everyone loves me, flowers bloom like flowers, and cars look like cars!
Feng Li was still sobbing.

Yan Hao said, "Let's go."

Without turning my head, I waved at them: "Let's go, let's go!" Then I coughed and walked up to Sanniang in embarrassment and said, "I realized that I misunderstood you."

Sanniang glanced at me, and said in a soft voice, "What did you misunderstand?"

I said, "You're a good vixen."

Sanniang fiddled with her curly hair with her fingers, looked at me sideways, and said in a crisp voice, "How can you tell that I'm alright?"

With this voice and this look in my eyes, half of my body was numb, and I couldn't hold it any longer. I leaned against the wall next to me and said, "You have a good heart, otherwise how could you put Zhang Jiayan's soul back for the first time?"

"Actually, I saw her soul coming out of her body for the second time, but I don't want to bother with her. I know it's her who is possessed, but I don't want to tell you." Sanniang was still fiddling with her curly hair, looking at me with a smile, " I am actually very vicious, seeing some people committing suicide over and over again, I wish they would die sooner!"

This fox is so eloquent that people can't understand her mind. I was blocked by her for a while, I didn't know what to say, so I laughed twice and said, "Your plate is also very powerful!"

"This." She held up the jade plate and said with a smile, "I snatched this thing from a Taoist priest."

snatched?I froze.

"Don't think I'm a good person." Sanniang winked at me, then turned and went back to the house, "I'm a robber! Silly Taoist priest, you will cry when I rob you in the future!"

I thought to myself why are you being polite, and if you want to rob me, tell me, if I have it, I will let you grab it, if I don’t have it, I will find it for you to grab it.

"The purpose of this vixen is not pure." Pai Yao said coldly, "Don't be fooled."

I thought about it for a while, and felt that her goal should still be me. Except for me, no one else seemed to be worthy of her.

After thinking through this, I suddenly felt that the spooky little second floor in front of me was also cute.

I was about to run into the building happily when I suddenly heard someone shouting from behind: "Horsepower."

When he turned his head, the two of them hadn't left yet. Feng Li was standing in the distance, and Yan Hao trotted over and said, "We suddenly thought of something."

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"After you drove us away last time, Hu Yating left and didn't play Die Xian with us for the second time." He paused and said, "If this incident is caused by our second time playing Die Xian Yes, why is Hu Yating also missing?"

Inviting a Die Immortal is the cause, being persecuted is the effect, and there is a cause for the effect. The person who did not invite the Die Immortal disappeared instead, which cannot be justified anyway.

So I made an appointment with Yan Hao, and went to their school the next day to check Hu Yating's information.

When I entered the room, I saw the man's head wandering around outside the refrigerator, his posture resembled the poodle of Qiangzi's family in estrus: "Miss, I'm not a bad person, please open the door, let's get to know each other."

I said, "What are you doing?"

"I want to ask her out to look at the stars and the moon." The man said, "But the lady said that the temperature of the refrigerator is good for keeping freshness and beauty, so she doesn't want to come out... Eh? Do you smell anything?"

While listening to him, I opened the refrigerator, took a look inside the refrigerator, and immediately slammed the door.

That woman's head stinks, and it's so rotten that it's out of shape!
A muffled voice came from the woman's head through the refrigerator: "Huh? I think the temperature here is different from that of the old Wang's house?"

nonsense!Of course it's different, it's high tech!Believe it or not, if you come out and stay there for 40 to [-] years, it will still stink like this!
After tossing and tossing these days, I managed to get a good night's sleep, woke up in the morning, and rode my bicycle straight to Feng Li's school.

I have never ridden so leisurely in the past few days. I have a panoramic view of the roadside. I can still see the rental advertisements I posted a while ago. Torn in half, the note for rent fluttered in the wind like lilies swaying in the cold wind.

On the road, a big Benz rushed in front of me, and the driver poked his head out and shouted, "You're awesome, you're awesome! Bicycles are amazing!"

So silly!

I looked at the brother sympathetically.

It was a coincidence that I went earlier than I did. When I rushed there, it happened that school was over. From a distance, I saw Feng Li and Yan Hao coming out of the teaching building with their schoolbags on their backs, talking and laughing.

I greeted him and said, "Sorry, I'm late."

The two men glanced at me and walked past me.

What is this reflection?I patted Yan Hao on the shoulder and said, "Hey... Hey, I came a bit late, so you don't have to have this attitude, do you?"

Yan Hao looked over strangely: "Who are you?"

"Ah?" I was stunned, "I'm a horsemanship!"

"I don't know you." Yan Hao said.

I didn't understand what was going on, so I said, "Didn't I agree with you yesterday that I should come here to investigate about Hu Yating?"

Feng Li on the side opened her eyes wide: "Who is Hu Yating?"

Hey, this is weird, both of them are playing dumb with me.

I said, "It's fine if you pretend you don't know me. There's no need to pretend you don't know Hu Yating. Isn't that your classmate?"

"What Hu Yating?" Feng Li frowned and said, "There is no such person in our class."

I didn't know what kind of medicine they sold in their gourds, so I asked, "What are you trying to do? Did you forget everything about the past few days?"

"A few days ago?" Yan Hao asked, "What happened?"

"It's the matter of you inviting Die Xian..." I told the story in a few words, and the expressions of the two people became more and more strange.

"It's true that Zhang Jiayan killed Zhao Yi, and Lu Lin also had a car accident." Yan Hao said, "But we haven't invited any Die Xian."

"Zhang Jiayan killed her because she was crazy, and Lu Lin's car accident was an accident. There is no one named Hu Yating in our class, and I don't know you." Feng Li stared at me, "Are you okay?"

"You guys are the ones who have something to do?" Their expressions didn't look like acting at all, I was a little surprised, "What do you mean?"

"Feng Li, Yan Hao, what's wrong?" A middle-aged female teacher came over holding a homework book.

Feng Li pointed at me: "Teacher, this person insists on saying that there is a person named Hu Yating in our class."

"I'm the head teacher of Class [-], Grade [-]." The female teacher stared at me warily, "There is no one named Hu Yating in our class, please don't harass my students."

This time it was my turn to be surprised, and I looked at them in a daze: "How is it possible?!"

"If you don't believe me, look at my list." The female teacher handed the homework forward, and the list on the top was the list of the third and second class of senior high school. I checked them one by one, and there was really no Hu Yating.

"Do you believe it?"

Feng Li and Yan Hao glanced at me and left.Feng Li said to Yan Hao while walking: "My Ah Huang has gone somewhere, and I haven't been able to find him for the past two days..."

Hu Yating disappeared out of thin air like this?
I ran for nothing, and I was very depressed, full of question marks, and rode my bicycle back.

When I rode my bike back to the small second floor, before I could brake, my brain thumped and I almost fell off the bike.

At the door of the house, with my back to me, stood a woman in a white dress.

Seemingly hearing the sound of a bicycle, the woman asked, "Is it the owner? Are you renting out this house?"

With that, she turned around.

(End of this chapter)