Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 15 Beauty and Lady Gaga (4)
I was taken aback, and suddenly remembered, this is not the place where the skinless man died in the photo Gou Fugui showed me.

The black-bearded old man squatted in front of the door and looked at the talisman, muttering to himself: "It's strange, why is the evil spirit so strong?"

I walked over, squatted down, and asked, "Did you smell it wrong? Or ask my Pixiu to come out and let you smell it."

"Such a precious divine beast, why are you acting like a dog?" The old man with a black beard said very sadly, "It's a waste of money!"

I said, "Then you can't smell it?"

"You can't smell the evil spirit with your nose." The old Taoist said earnestly, "When you reach my level of cultivation, you can immediately distinguish what is popular and what is evil. Not only that, if you concentrate , and can still feel the direction of the evil spirit." After speaking, he closed his eyes slightly, made a fancy pattern with his hands, and then remained motionless.

Reddy Gaga had fallen asleep on the ground in the victim's position.

Five minutes passed, and the room was silent.

I yawned.

At this moment, Reddy Gaga suddenly jumped up and stared straight at the garbage pile at the back of the room.

At the same time, the old Taoist also opened his eyes wide, pointed at that place and said: "It's there!"

Startled, I turned to stare at the pile of trash.

Reddy Gaga also pointed there and said, "There is something!"

"That's where the evil spirit comes from, go and have a look." The old man rolled up his sleeves, picked up a steel pipe from the ground and handed it to me, and said to me righteously, "Be careful!" Then he pushed me .

As soon as I turned my head, they both retreated calmly behind me.

I held the steel pipe like a baseball bat, and walked cautiously to the side where the garbage was put. There was a pile of firewood, discarded furniture, broken washbasins, iron sheets and other things in a mess.

I walked over cautiously, stretched my head to look, but saw nothing, but felt that something was wrong, there was indeed something strange here.

I turned around and said, "Nothing."

Blackbeard said resolutely: "No! There must be monsters there! If you don't believe me, go ahead and have a look."

Reddy Gaga nodded in response: "Absolutely!"

They both backed away while talking.

I turned around, raised my foot and walked forward again, but when I lifted my foot, something caught me immediately, and I fell down before I could make a sound.

The ground is covered with a layer of soil. I sneezed twice in a row with a disheveled face. I tried to stand up while supporting myself. When I swept my eyes forward, I saw two beams of green light behind the layers of sundries. Confused in my heart, I stretched my neck to take a closer look, and was stunned.

Those were the eyes of two people, braving a strange green light.

I recognize this man's face.

Brad Beatt!
Isn't he already dead?It turns out that the head is here, and the police didn't find it at the beginning?

As I was thinking about it, Bradbeater moved his head and looked this way.

My body froze immediately. Although I couldn't see it clearly, there was clearly a body behind the other end. It wasn't his body that was taken back to the police station by the police. How could there be a body?
My thoughts were only for a moment, but I saw Bradbitt suddenly open his mouth, showing sharp teeth. I thought he was about to speak, but I didn't expect him to raise his head, let out a wolf howl, and then shot at him like an arrow. I rush.I hurriedly dodged sideways, only to feel a gust of wind pass by my face, and then turned around, the thing had landed on all fours and stopped in the middle of the room.

Reddy Gaga looked at the thing, and heyed strangely: "Bradbite, why have you changed?"

I only saw its face just now, but now I looked carefully, and found that it turned out to be a wolf with a gray fur, its tail drooping behind its buttocks, its eyes were shining green, matching Bradbitt's face, Unspeakably weird.

"So it's a wolf!" the black-bearded Taoist shouted.

"What is it?" I hurriedly got up and held the steel pipe in my hand, looking at that thing with full vigilance.

"Puppet wolf." Pixiu interjected, "A kind of wolf demon, it eats the heads of animals for a living, what kind of animal it eats, the head will change."

So... I looked at the head of the wolf again, and it was the one who killed Bradbitt?
The puppet wolf lowered its body, and let out a threatening sound of "Wuwu" from its throat.

"Horsepower technique!" Yunmei knocked on the door outside, "Are you okay?"

"How is it?" Sanniang's gloating voice sounded from outside the door, "Little Ma, I told you not to go out, the favorite food of this kind of inferior monster who has not yet cultivated into a human form is you, whose spiritual power is higher than ordinary people's. You're half-baked with insufficient mana, it's fine if you're trapped by our demon pressure inside the house, but once you go out, your life will be in danger."

Sure enough, the puppet wolf ignored the other two and looked at me with the eyes of staring at the prey. I trembled and said, "What's the matter with the skin and the human skin?"

"Ah? Did you see that?" Yun Mei called out, her tone quite embarrassed, "I, I see that people are dead, and the skin is useless. It's a pity to throw it away, so I picked it up and used it as waste..."

"You..." I was too angry to speak!Speaking of which, you are also a monster with a head and a face, so why don't you learn from others and pick up trash like others!
When I was speaking, I was only distracted for a moment, but when I heard an "嗤", the puppet rushed over.

"Horsepower!" Blackbeard Taoist and Reddy yelled in unison.

I raised the steel pipe in my hand and swung it out vigorously, but saw the puppet wolf jump into the air, turned back, and rushed to the pile of debris next to it.Hidden in a mountain of garbage, there was no sound for a while.

The room returned to silence again. I held the steel pipe nervously and looked around vigilantly.

"Brother Ma." Yunmei continued to ask, "How are you? Are you okay?"

"What's the matter!" Sanniang said with a smile, "Isn't there a bearded Taoist inside?"

Hearing this, Reddy Gaga and I quickly looked at the black-bearded Taoist priest.

Yun Mei said: "The Taoist priest can restrain the wolf?"

The black-bearded Taoist said quite distressed: "I have taken in a thousand-year-old fox demon before, which hurt my vitality, and my current mana..."

San Niang said: "Didn't the bearded Taoist seal the door? If he can't restrain the demon, how can the other two let him go?"

Reddy Gaga and I looked at the door together, and then at the black-bearded Taoist priest.

The black-bearded Taoist coughed, and said loudly: "Actually, I had already expected this situation, so I sealed the door to prevent this monster from going out and harming people."

Even Reddy Gaga didn't believe his words, pointing at him and saying, "You're a liar!"

My heart was miserable, and I shouted to the door: "You two girls, help me! Let me out!"

"Hey?" Sanniang said slowly, "Who said that a gentleman's words are hard to follow, and if he can't say it, he won't come out? What do you call us when you come out? It seems to be 'Grandpa'?"

I said angrily, "Who said that? It's too shameful!"

"Don't beg them!" The old Taoist held the whisk in his hand, looked around and said, "Don't worry, if a monster like a wolf appears in front of you, you don't have to be afraid."

I heard him say that there is no need to worry, and my heart became more stable. While holding the steel pipe and approaching them, I asked, "Why?"

"The wolf is cunning." The old Taoist said, "He hasn't figured out the strength of the opponent, and he won't easily attack from the front. As long as we don't turn our backs on it, it won't act rashly for the time being..."

I nodded: "So that's the case." After I finished speaking, I suddenly found three people in the room, the black-bearded Taoist priest and Reddy Gaga were leaning against the door, and I was the only one behind who was empty!

Almost at the same time, I felt a heavy weight on my shoulders, being caught by something.

The old Taoist continued: "Because wolves like to attack people from behind."

I tilted my head and saw the furry paws on my shoulders, and said, "You don't need to say it, I already know it."

I heard the peculiar smell of a wild animal panting in my ears. Without turning my head, I could imagine that the puppet wolf was standing upright on its legs, standing behind me like a human, with its paws on my shoulders.

"Don't turn your head!" Pai Yao shouted, "If you turn your head, he will bite your throat off!"

I was startled, and stopped immediately, intending to turn my head around.

The wolf made a threatening "woo hoo" sound.

"Don't move!" Pai Yao shouted again, "If you provoke this monster, he will bite you."

I said with a bitter face: "You can't let me stand here for the rest of your life?"

The old Taoist took out a talisman from his pocket: "It doesn't matter, the moment it bites you, I will use the talisman to restrain him."

I said, "Then can I still live?"

The old Taoist said: "Don't worry, I will save you for free."

If I can survive, I will beat him!
Our conversation seemed to irritate the wolf. I heard a low growl next to my ear. I turned my head to look reflexively. I saw that the wolf had already opened its mouth and was about to bite it. My heart tightened and I waved the steel pipe. Just hit him on the head.

I was overjoyed, and was about to applaud, but when I looked carefully, I found that the wolf's head was hard, and the steel pipe was bent.

The puppet wolf was completely enraged by my actions at this time, raised its head, and bit down again with a long howl!I threw away the steel pipe, without thinking too much, I reached out and patted his head.

The sharp teeth of the puppet wolf had already touched my neck, and it was about to tear my skin to see blood, but its menacing movements suddenly stopped.

I saw that there was an extra talisman on the wolf's head, which was exactly the one given to me by the old man with black beard. It was shot on the head of the wolf.

Bradbeater's face was only [-] millimeters away from me, but it was frozen as if it were petrified, and I could even see the three decayed teeth in its wide-open mouth.

"Fixed body talisman!" The black-bearded old man's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands, "Sure enough, everything is as I expected. When I gave you this talisman, I already expected this step."

This is the first time I've met someone more shameless than me!
I let go of my hand slightly, and the talisman stuck to my palm and left together. Bradbitt turned his eyes and was about to bite it off again. I quickly pressed my hand back and shouted to the old Taoist: "Take it away."

The old Taoist nodded and said, "Look at me!"

(End of this chapter)