Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 16 Beauty and Lady Gaga (5)
After saying that, he made a few tricks in his hand, murmured a word, then waved his hand and said: "Go!" A spell flew out of his hand, and went straight to the wolf.

Just for a moment, my shoulders lightened suddenly, and when I turned my head to look, the puppet wolf was knocked away by a light spell, and hit the wall hard.

It can't be seen that this Taoist priest is really good at it, and he will probably use his whisk that never leaves his hand next. I don't know what kind of advanced magic weapon it is.I was feeling emotional, but saw the old man shouted: "Monster, take your life!" Then he took out a Swiss army knife from his arms, rushed in front of the wolf, shouted: "Die!" and stabbed him several times. go down.

The puppet wolf straightened its body, howled, immediately rolled its eyes, and died.

I was dumbfounded.I've seen demon removal, but I've never seen a Swiss army knife to collect demons.

After a few stabs, Blackbeard wiped his beard, turned to me and said, "I'm out of mana now, and I don't have any extra weapons on me, so I can only attack with low-level weapons except for its defensive skills."

I asked, "Then what is the whisk you brought?"

The old Taoist brushed the dust away, swept his sleeves, and said, "Use it to flick the dust off your clothes."

This black-bearded Taoist priest is really a genius!

Look at that wolf again, after it died, its neck tilted, its head fell off, and it rolled to my feet with a gurgle. Reddy picked it up, and cried out very sadly: "Bradbit..."

The black-bearded Taoist sighed: "This monster only used someone else's head when it was alive, and it only has a body after death."

There were two live ones at home, and I suspected that the other end would suddenly come back to life, so I kept staring at it and saw that there was no movement at the other end, so I quacked Reddy: "Just look at it now, don't pick it up, at home It's messy enough." Then he said to the black-bearded Taoist priest, "It's all right now, you open the door, let's go out."

Blackbeard said: "As I said before, I can't open this door until the talisman expires."

After tossing around for a long time in the middle of the night, I didn't have the energy to talk about him anymore, so I simply found a place to lie down and sleep.

I fell into a drowsy sleep when I suddenly felt someone push me. When I looked up, I saw a group of workers wearing construction helmets standing in front of me: "This is not a place to sleep, get out, get out."

I rubbed my eyes and got up, and it was still the same broken room, but the head of Billedbit and the body of the wolf were gone.

I asked, "Did you see the bearded Taoist before this?"

"What Taoist priest?" The workers laughed, "Have you fainted from sleep? Let's go, this land has been bought and construction is underway."

The door was wide open, I walked out wondering, and saw Yunmei standing at the door.

"Have you seen the Taoist priest?" I asked.

Yun Mei said: "When the time came for the spell to expire, he ran away from the window, and Sanniang went after him."

"Oh." I replied, even if I knew that Yunmei was not a murderer, I still thought of her prototype when I saw her, and I felt uncomfortable when I thought of her prototype.

How can a big girl who is as beautiful as a flower have no skin?
Yun Mei stood there awkwardly, wringing her hands and asking me: "You...have you seen it all?"

I said: "I have a doubt in my heart now, have we met before?"

Yun Mei lowered her head and said embarrassedly: "The name I used on my last face was Hu Yating." When she said this, her voice had become exactly the same as that of Hu Yating.

Now the cause and effect are clear.At the beginning, I wondered if she was Hu Yating, and I had been skeptical because of her voice and appearance. Now it seems that my suspicion is correct.

"I knew that Zhang Jiayan was wrong at that time, but I was afraid that I would not be able to tell you clearly because I was a monster." Yun Mei said, "So I can only remind you bit by bit, do you understand?"

Get it, you bastard!You might as well tell me directly!Who knows what you mean by wearing a white skirt for a spooky stop? !

Yunmei said again: "I've been wandering around, and I've always wanted to settle down. Last time I saw your house, I liked it very much. After that incident, I think you are really a good person, so I came here to rent a house... I wanted to Tell you my identity directly, but I am afraid that you will be afraid if I tell you, it will scare you."

You didn't say it and still scared me!
Yunmei asked: "Then, can I still live here? I can cook and do housework. I can do everything..."

I hesitated and said: "Your situation is relatively rare. You said that I live in one house, and I change my appearance every three days. I'm not used to it."

Yun Mei repeatedly said: "No change, no change, I will use this skin from now on."

I said again: "It's different, you said I don't even know whether you are a man or a woman now."

Yun Mei said anxiously: "I'm a woman, I have breasts! If you don't believe me, I took off my clothes and showed you!" After speaking, she stretched out her hand to scratch the skin on her body, and when she grabbed it, there were three blood marks.

When I grew up, it was the first time I didn't want to see a beautiful woman take off her clothes, so I quickly stopped her and shouted: "What are you taking off! Don't take off! Do you think I'm that kind of nasty person?!"

Yun Mei stopped her movements and looked at me respectfully: "You are really a gentleman!"

"Of course." I breathed a sigh of relief, and asked again, "You didn't come here in the middle of the night to peel my skin, did you?"

Yun Mei said: "No, no, I only skin the dead people now."

I asked again: "Then you won't kill me first and then skin me?"

Yun Mei said: "You let me stay, you are a good person, I will not kill you."

The small second floor is full of monsters now, and it is impossible to find a normal person to live there, there are so many ghosts, she is one.I nodded: "OK, then you can stay."

Yun Mei smiled sweetly and said, "You are such a good person!" Then she turned and walked towards the small second floor.

When I walked near the small second floor, I suddenly heard a cry of "woo woo" from the side. I walked over looking for the sound, and saw Reddy squatting near the small second floor, holding Bradby's head and crying.

I said, "Why are you crying?"

Reddy Gaga wiped his snot with his sleeve, and cried, "Bradbite said he would take me home, but he's dead now, how can he take me back?"

The human head in his arms is different from the man's head and the woman's head in the small second floor. It is really dead and motionless.

I was expecting Brad Beatt to take Lady Gaga back, but now it's gone, so I said, "Then cry slowly, I'm leaving."

"Hmm." Reddy quacked while hugging Bradbitt's head.

I thought for a while and said, "Be careful, don't go with people casually, you know?"

Reddy quacked and said, "Yes."

I took two steps, and when I turned around, that heartless boy was really sitting there crying.

Although this guy's brain is not good, he is indeed very clever in some places. If he is abducted by someone again, he will definitely embark on the road of breaking the law and committing crimes.

Count me unlucky to have such a guy!I went over and said: "Throw away the things in my hand, I will take you back."

"I can't just walk with people," Reddy Gaga said.

He was a quick learner, as soon as he was taught, he immediately used it.

I went over to pull him: "Walk with me, whatever you want."

Reddy sniffled and asked me, "Is there any meat for you?"

I was thinking about meat, and I said, "What do you think you ate these two days?"

Reddy Gaga immediately laughed, threw Bradbitt's head on the ground, patted his buttocks and stood up: "Then I want to eat braised pork."

I said, "Tell Yunmei what you want to eat, and let her make it for you."

When I went back, I made a floor bunk for Reddy Gaga in the study, and said to him: "This is your room, sleep here from now on."

Reddy Quack was very happy, rolling on the ground with her pillow in her arms.

I went downstairs and stood in the middle of the living room, looking at my small second floor.

There are three rooms on the first floor, where Sanniang, me and that kid lived.There are four rooms on the second floor, one is for Zhang Tianshi, and the other three rooms are for Reddy Gaga, Yun Mei and the hanged female ghost.

There are two more heads in the freezer.

Before I knew it, the room was full.

"Horsepower, I'm preparing breakfast." Yunmei stuck her head out of the kitchen and asked, "How about porridge in the morning?"

I said: "Okay, okay."

She nodded and said, "Then I'll cook lean meat porridge."

As soon as she said that, I remembered: "What kind of meat is this?"

"Pork." Yun Mei said with a smile, "the pig that someone slaughtered that day, I bought some because I saw it was fresh." After speaking, she opened the refrigerator, took out the meat, and smelled it: "Oh, the meat broken."

Nonsense, you put the meat in my refrigerator, will it not spoil?
The head of the man and the head of the woman laughed happily, very gloating.

I'm too embarrassed to tell them they both stink worse.

The hanged female ghost pitifully called me by the wall on the second floor: "Uncle Mary, Uncle Mary."

I asked: "Why?"

She looked at Yun Mei, who was talking to the male head, the female head, and the human head, and asked very sadly: "I can't greet you yet?"

Well, she is honest, she has always remembered, I waved my hand and said, "Come down."

The hanged ghost cheered and quickly floated down from upstairs.

The door of the kid's room opened a crack, and the kid glanced at us through the crack, and then closed the door again.

"Yo, are you all there?" Following the familiar charming voice, Sanniang walked in from the door, holding a delicate silk folding fan in her hand, embroidered with a graceful and luxurious phoenix in gold thread on a red background.

I said, "What about the old man with the black beard?"

"I lost my follower." Sanniang's face quickly showed a trace of anger: "Don't let me see him next time, I have to tear his tendons and skin him!"

Hearing what she said, they seemed to know each other. I asked, "What's the grievance between you?"

Sanniang was taken aback when she heard the words, then rolled her eyes, and looked at me with a smile: "Oh, brother Ma, are you spying on me?" Said: "I won't tell you."

I said, "It must be something shameful."

"It's useless for you to provoke me," Sanniang rolled her winking eyes, and stretched out her finger to swipe across the ghosts present one by one, "Don't just say that I have a secret, these few people staying in this room have all of them. My own purpose." Sanniang turned around and smiled at me, "Brother Ma, from now on, I'll keep you busy!"

I was stunned, and my eyes turned to the door of the rooms of the hanged ghost, the man's head, Yun Mei, and the dead child in turn, and suddenly my heart felt cold, and I felt that the days to come would be really hard.

(End of this chapter)