Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 18
Once a woman becomes obsessed, she especially relies on her sixth sense, which makes no sense.

Yun Mei opened the door and came in, and saw a group of people around the room, who were stunned for a moment, and nodded to us.Before, I found it strange that she went out from [-] to [-] every day, but after asking, I found out that she is now working as an artist in an advertising company.

This job is really suitable for her, she is the strongest in painting.

Gou Fugui continued: "Don't underestimate the connection between the past life and the present life. This thing is very mysterious and needs to be studied in depth."

Sanniang nodded and said: "If a person has too much obsession in the previous life, he will come to the place that he has been thinking about in the previous life by accident in this life. So he may also come near here now."

I said, "But even in this city, one hundred or eighty people named Wang Liang can be found."

"Wang Liang?" Yun Mei, who had been listening to us since she came in, suddenly interjected, "Are you looking for Wang Liang? What a coincidence, my company recently had a client, and the account manager we were talking to was also called Wang Liang... quite young Yes, it is said that he just celebrated his 27th birthday last month."

Wang Liang, birthday in July, 27 years old!
The eyes of everyone present and the ghosts all shot at Yun Mei.

The advertising company Yunmei works for is not small. I saw their company’s print advertisements when I posted small advertisements on the side of the road. The people on it were all photographed like the people in the paintings. Simply put, they can photograph women as Celestial, the kind of breathtaking top level of man shooting shemale.

Their client this time is a company called "Longda".

I said: "Longda Enterprise specializes in the production of beverages. The boss' name is Fu Qingcheng, and he is an all-powerful enterprise leader. He has won the title of Top Ten Outstanding Entrepreneurs for three consecutive times."

Sanniang smiled while holding her chin: "You know a lot."

"There are not many entrepreneurs who can match me." I said modestly, "I am looking forward to working with him one day."

"I'm going to see him!" said the Hanged Ghost.

Yun Mei said: "Now that the horoscope has not been written yet, the identity of Wang Liang has not been determined yet, so it may not be the Leng Baoyuan you are waiting for."

The man's head said: "On the other hand, he has already been reincarnated, and the memory of his previous life has disappeared. If you go to him like this, he will definitely be frightened."

The hanged ghost asked, "What happens if you get scared?"

I was afraid that she would act rashly, so I hurriedly threatened her: "He will be scared to death and become a ghost just like you."

When the hanged ghost heard the words, his eyes lit up, he turned his head and rushed out the door: "Okay! Then I'll scare him!"

You can't use human thinking to think about problems when you are with ghosts, so I quickly pulled her back.

Yun Mei also said: "Let's discuss it again."

Sanniang said: "The previous life and the future are irrelevant. Do you know what his personality is like in this life, and what he likes? Maybe he has already married a wife and had children, so you want to be with him?"

The hanged ghost looked at Sanniang with a puzzled expression on his face.

I explained: "If you think about it this way, maybe he was a handsome guy like me in his previous life, but in this life, he might have sores on his head and pus on his feet all day long, with two big snot all day long, snoring and walking with trembling legs, and a long body. Hemorrhoids have needle eyes or cross eyes."

The hanged ghost stared at me resentfully: "He has a deep hatred with you, and you want to curse him like that."

I said, "Isn't that reasonable?"

"He doesn't look that scary, but I don't know much about him after only meeting him a few times." Yun Mei said, "Otherwise, let's not disturb him. Let's get close to him to see his character and find out what he likes. He's a good man, try to find a way to ask him out, and..." She pointed at the hanged ghost and called out her name, "Meet Kong Ting."

"Beauty trick?" I nodded and said, "This method is good or bad, but if you are a single girl going to see him, if you get too close, will he think badly about you? Not all men in this world are like you. I'm so restless."

Yunmei said strangely: "Who said I'm going?"

As soon as I finished speaking, everyone turned to look at me.

I was surprised: "Me? Don't tell me he likes men!"

Sanniang covered her mouth with her fan, and said with a chuckle: "Who told you to use beauty tricks, you just need to find out his character and lure him here."

After she finished speaking, a group of women immediately formed a circle to discuss how to bring about this good thing.

Female creatures are extremely enthusiastic about gossip and love.

I was very moved when I saw their red faces.

At this moment, Gou Fugui and Wu Xiangwang, who had been silent all this time, suddenly waved to me and said, "Comrade Lei Feng, please take a step to speak."

I walked over, Gou Fugui frowned, and said to me: "Comrade Lei Feng, you asked me to check Leng Baoyuan, so I checked, and then I checked Kong Ting, and found a strange thing."

I asked, "What's weird?"

Don't forget to open the notebook and read: "Kong Ting was born on the seventh day of the first lunar month in 1929 and died on the eighteenth day of the second lunar month in 1984."

I asked, "Any questions?"

"This problem is quite serious." Gou Fugui said, "Comrade Lei Feng, do the math, 1984 minus 1929 is 55, which means she was 55 when she died."

I turned my head to look at the hanged ghost, and said in surprise, "It's really well maintained."

"It's not a question of whether to take care of it or not." Gou Fugui said, "I think the age is very accurate. She will not be more than 25 years old when she dies."

I said, "So she died before the end of her lifespan?"

"It's not that simple." Don Xiangwang said, "When a person dies, the life and death book will also change. But our life and death book still records that she died of heart failure on February 1984, [-], so..."

I was startled: "So?"

Gou Fugui and Wu Xiangwang said in unison: "So this matter is definitely not easy!"

I turned to look at the hanged ghost who was chatting with Sanniang Yunmei.

That is to say——is there something strange about her death?
I sat with Sanniang and Yunmei in the reception room of Longda Company.

Sanniang was wearing a smart professional suit, her hair was tied back, and a pair of silver-rimmed glasses was placed on her pretty nose. She looked like a neat and serious female executive.

Outside the floor-to-ceiling glass door, a man was flipping through documents, and the secretary called out, "Manager Wang, a guest is looking for you." After finishing speaking, she pointed to us.

The man was about 1.7 meters eight, wearing a suit, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and looked younger than his actual age.

Yun Mei nodded to us, indicating that this is Wang Liang.

This guy actually looks pretty good, I'm not feeling well.

Gou Fugui said before that Kong Ting's death was strange, and the hanged ghost forgot everything, even didn't know his own name, but only thought of him, which made people suspect that Kong Ting's death had something to do with him Can't get rid of the relationship.

"Mr. Wang, long time no see." Yun Mei greeted with a smile.

"Ah, you are..." Wang Liang had a good memory, and immediately remembered who she was, and shook hands with her.

"This is our manager." Yunmei pointed to Sanniang and said, "You have already met last time."

Wang Liang looked at Sanniang strangely.

Sanniang smiled and said, "Mr. Wang, we meet again."

Isn't this nonsense with your eyes open? Sanniang only knew about Wang Liang from Yunmei, so how could she have seen him.I was thinking, but Wang Liang looked at Sanniang, his eyes changed from doubt to affirmation, and he said with a smile, "Manager Liu actually came here in person. Why, is there something wrong with our advertisement?"

Manager Liu, who is that?I was confused, Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, Yun Mei turned around and said to me in a low voice: "You forgot San Niang's true form? Demagoguery is what she is best at."

"We value the cooperation with your company very much." Sanniang turned her head and pushed her glasses with a smile, "So I hope to have a deeper understanding of your company."

Wang Liang asked: "Aren't the materials sent before not enough?"

"No, it's not this kind of understanding." Sanniang said, "We hope to come up with ideas that fit your company's corporate culture." Speaking of this, she pointed to me: "This is our company's most outstanding idea-horsepower, He has the best taste and design, and he hopes to observe your company for a few days and experience your corporate culture."

I puffed up my chest and tried to let him see the suit on me. I bought it when I graduated from college. It was a "Jordan Girl" brand. I haven't worn it for a long time. I just took it out yesterday and let Yunmei wash it.

The role I am playing now is an artist, and artists are rebellious, so I put my hands in my pockets, but unexpectedly there was a big hole on the right side, I picked it casually, and my thumb came out.

"Good taste?" Wang Liang frowned and asked me, "May I ask what brand of cologne Mr. Ma usually uses?"

"Why do you use that thing? Do you have body odor or something?" I waved my hand and said, "I use wind oil essence for mosquito fumigation, which is more than that of water pipes."

Wang Liang's face became contorted.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, I quickly explained: "However, there have been fewer mosquitoes recently, so I have never used that thing again."

Wang Liang's face sank, and he asked Sanniang, "Manager Liu, this..."

"You look like an old hat at first glance, this is called returning to basics, do you understand?" I took his words and said, "Look at the development process of human beings, from no clothes to full body wrap, and then to Now you can reveal as much as you can, and the perfume has evolved from petals to essence to the current natural fragrance." I slapped the secretary's front desk and asked righteously: "Do you know what flavors will be popular in the future? ?”

Wang Liang asked, "What's the smell?"

I said: "The most natural smell of stinky feet."

The corner of Wang Liang's mouth twitched and looked at Sanniang: "Manager Liu, this..."

Sanniang was already laughing happily, but when she saw Wang Liang turned her head, she immediately changed her serious expression and nodded to me: "That's right, I just met Mr. Mingcang Bunispian, a top international perfumer the day before yesterday He said he was working on a new fragrance that would smell like human sweat, which would stimulate a person's hormones and thus make him more attractive to the opposite sex."

Wang Liang looked at Yunmei full of doubts: "Is that true?"

Yun Mei blushed, and said shyly, "The man who smells like sweat is the most attractive."

If my persuasion level is 1, then the persuasion level of these two beauties is ten to the tenth power.

Wang Liang suddenly realized, he laughed and came over to pat me on the shoulder: "Sure enough, he is an artist who is at the forefront of the times."

"Where is it?" I said, "Then this matter..."

"Of course there is no problem." Wang Liang said, "From today onwards, you can come to our company to understand the situation!"

"That's it." Sanniang stood up and said with a smile, "Manager Wang is really young and promising, so Madam must be very happy, right?"

Wang Liang said, "I'm not married yet."

Sanniang and Yunmei looked at each other and smiled meaningfully at me.The meaning in the eyes is self-evident-everything is left to you.

Wang Liang and I took Sanniang and Yunmei to the elevator entrance. I was very uncomfortable walking along the way. When we got to the elevator door, I pulled the two banshees aside and asked in a low voice: "Wang Liang is so young?" Is there a problem with not getting married? I always think he is dangerous, and he keeps staring at my ass and laughing lewdly all the way."

Yunmei groaned, and then said to me softly: "I found two big holes in the bottom of your trousers when washing yesterday. I happened to have green cloth on hand, so I patched some patterns for you."

I turned around to look, and saw two lifelike turtles embroidered on the buttocks of my suit pants, one on the left and one on the right.

Looking up again, I saw Wang Liang looking at me with admiration on his face: "As expected of a master, he is independent and unfettered by the world. It's so trendy!"

I can't wait to find a hole in the ground and get into it.

After the two beauties left, Wang Liang took me to get acquainted with the work and introduced me to his employees: "This Mr. Horse Horsemanship is an internationally renowned designer, and he will start looking for inspiration in our company today."

With his words, those employees are also polite to me.I don't have many opportunities to come into this kind of office building, so I took the elevator with my hips crossed and walked up and down the building neatly. Except for the constant passers-by staring at my ass, the rest is quite comfortable.

When working, those people are as busy as wheels, sitting upright, facing the computer with a serious face, either typing the keyboard with a thunderbolt, or clicking the mouse persistently.

I met a girl in front of me who kept clicking the mouse on the computer. She was nervous and excited at the same time. It is rare to see people who are so serious about their work!It would be great if I could poach someone to go to my company. I thought about poking my head to look at her computer, but there was a big "Happy Net" vegetable garden on the screen-stealing vegetables!

I wanted to have a chat with Wang Liang at noon, but I didn't expect him to run out to do some errands before noon.Helpless, he had to go to the cafeteria alone to solve the problem of food and clothing.

There were a lot of people at noon, and I was looking for a seat with my food. Everywhere I passed, there was constant laughter, and the company people stared at my pants like they had never seen anyone’s buttocks.

According to Yunmei, this tortoise lives a hundred years, which is a symbol of happiness and auspiciousness, but right now I don't feel any sense of happiness at all.

Yun Mei also said that this tortoise spirit is not as good as a turtle spirit, and she wanted to draw two turtles on my door to protect the courtyard after returning home, but I firmly refused, and told Sanniang to take good care of her, don't Doodles let them go.

The generation gap between humans and monsters is not so big.

I was stretching my neck to find a seat, when I suddenly heard someone say: "This man is the designer brought back by Manager Wang, and it is said that he is very famous!"

Another person said, "Wang Liang from your advertising department?"

I hurriedly followed the sound and saw that Wang Liang's subordinates were sitting together to eat, and there happened to be an empty seat. I walked over and sat down, greeted them, and said to them: "Your manager is very good. It's easy to become an official."

As soon as I uttered these words, everyone continued to speak smoothly, chattering in unison.

"He is the youngest manager in the company, and he was just promoted this year."

"Fu Qingcheng thinks highly of him."

"It's strange to say that he didn't make any contribution to the company, and I heard that he doesn't have any background, so he squeezed out several people and got promoted for no reason."

"Come on, I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing to be promoted to this position. Now everyone in the company knows, but he is the only one kept in the dark." The other said, "No, two more people resigned today. He also asked me in the morning why these people resigned within two days."

A group of people laughed: "Have you worked overtime?"

I was confused and asked, "Why did you resign?"

"Because of this company..." The man said halfway, when he was poked by the arm next to him, he said, "It's nothing."

I said, "Tell me, I will never tell."

Most people have an extraordinary enthusiasm for spreading gossip, and when the topic starts, they will do their best to keep the conversation going.

Sure enough, the man stopped being a fool, looked around, and said to me: "This company..." He lowered his voice mysteriously, "Haunted!"

"Haunted?" I thought he was talking about something important, but I didn't expect it to be such a rare and common thing as haunted, so I snorted disdainfully.

"Don't believe me, I'm a local, and I'm very familiar with this matter." The man completely misunderstood what I meant, and waved his hand, "Don't underestimate this piece of land. During the Republic of China, this piece of land was the General's Mansion. That general is so famous! It is said that no one in a few miles does not know his name."

When I heard his words, my heart skipped a beat, and I immediately asked, "What's the general's last name?"

"Looks like the surname is Gong? No, it's the surname Kong."

As soon as this surname was uttered, some things were already certain and obvious. I concentrated my energy and asked, "Then what?"

Seeing that I was listening carefully, the man became interested and said: "Everyone knows that it was a troubled time at that time, and multiple forces were fighting fiercely. Not to mention the contradictions between your various parties, even your own people were also fighting each other. Although the general fought well, he was a rough man. He was used to being in the barracks, and he spoke bluntly and thoughtlessly. After making a fortune, he became a local overlord for a few years. Get off your horse."

"It was a sensation at the time. My grandparents also went to watch, saying that a large number of troops came from the army and surrounded the whole house. In the end, General Kong's whole family was pressed to the door, and even the servants were tied up. , the leader read dozens of crimes eloquently, and finally said: "General Kong, you know what you have done, and your life is not enough to pay for this crime!After so many years of glory, you have also returned to your original value. Don't complain when you go down and see the King of Hades! " Then he waved his hand and said, "Kill them all!" "

Someone interrupted and asked, "Who shot with a gun?"

"Isn't it stupid to ask this? It was a war at that time, and ammunition was so scarce, who would use ammunition to deal with them?" The man said, "They were all stabbed with knives!"

Several female staff present frowned.

The man gestured with his hand and said: "Look at the floor area of ​​this office building, you can imagine how big the general's mansion is, and how many people are there in the mansion! It was so miserable at that time! The executioners were all soldiers, not crooks." The executioner has no experience, so he stabs randomly with a knife. If the knife is not in place, the person cannot die, but the knife can come out with the intestines. The color cannot be described..."

"Is there anything indescribable?" I pointed to the spicy fatty intestines in a female employee's lunch box, "Is it the same as this?"

The man said: "Almost."

The female staff turned pale, and pushed the fat intestines in front of me: "I haven't moved this one yet, do you want to eat it? I invite you to eat it."

I asked while eating the fat sausage: "And then?"

"What's the next thing? Normal people can't stand those few knives. Dozens of people bleed into a river and howl, but their stomachs are all poked open. There is no way to survive. They all died after a while of convulsions." He gestured with his hand and said, "If you count where they died, it should be at the west gate of our office building."

I asked, "Is there any descendant of General Kong?"

"General Kong has only one daughter, and it is said that she died before that, and she left no children at such a young age, so how can there be any descendants!" The man said, "However, since then, the place has been haunted. Every night, there are people crying in the house. There are all kinds of voices from men, women, old and young. Ghosts are afraid of evil people, these ghosts were all killed by them, and after they lived in, the house became quiet."

"Afterwards the war became fierce, and the soldiers went to fight again, so no one lived in the house, and the house continued to be haunted. The people asked the local government to invite monks to recite scriptures, but the political situation was chaotic at that time, and who had time to manage this But it's strange to say that at that time, there was a lot of war and chaos, so many people were displaced, the land was always empty, and the house was fine, but no one lived in it."

"It's no wonder!" I said, "every house needs people to live in. If you don't want people to go in, it's inevitable that some dirty things will go in and occupy the place. Over time, it will become a veritable haunted house. People and the magnetic fields of these things will interfere with each other. , it will feel uncomfortable when you get close to it, and you will be vigilant.”

Everyone cast envious glances at me: "You know so much!"

I humbly said: "It's average." Naturally, I wouldn't tell them that Pixiu told me these things while listening.

(End of this chapter)