Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 19
"Later, this haunted house became famous. During the Cultural Revolution, the slogan at that time was to defeat all monsters and monsters. The Red Guards did not believe in evil, and rushed in to smash the house. As a result, people could not get out after entering. There are also a lot of inexplicable red marks on my body. When I compare them, the red marks are all the same size, and the long whip marks are the same, as if they were printed in the same mold. A few days after the Red Guards went back, the red marks It began to fester and ooze pus. Some people who met General Kong said that General Kong liked to use the whip to beat his subordinates who made mistakes.

"The Red Guards are scared now, and no one will touch the general's mansion anymore."

The female employees were also fascinated: "And then?"

"At that time, there was a little gangster here, surnamed Zhu, named Zhu Da, who was lazy and lazy. He used to be timid and shy when he saw that no one had the confidence. Later, when the red tide blew up, Zhu Da relied on the master of three generations of poor peasants. He straightened his back and spoke. His voice became thicker, his work became hotter, and he completely showed his rogue spirit. He criticized anyone who disliked him, and quickly became the leader of the Red Guards. Zhu Da heard about this and thought it was a good opportunity to show off. The guard scolded him, and he stayed in the general's mansion that night."

"There are too many strange things in this house. Zhu Da said on the surface that he is not afraid, but he still has no idea in his heart. He sat in the lobby closest to the door until the third watch. It is strange to say, but at this moment, nothing strange has happened. Zhu Daxin I thought, as the saying goes, ghosts are afraid of evil people, and now that they dominate one side, no matter how powerful the ghost is, they will make some points for themselves. So I let go of my heart and fell asleep on the table. After Xing Xun woke up, the stench seemed to be something highly rotten, which made people want to gag when kissed, so Zhu Da knew that something was wrong with this house."

"There is another possibility." I know the smell best. Two heads in the house can kill me. I interjected, "Maybe his refrigerator is broken."

"Oh, there was no refrigerator at that time!" the man said, "and everyone knows that the lobby of rich people is very particular, not only must be spacious, but also sunny and ventilated, how could there be such a sudden and persistent stench? Scatter?"

"Zhu Da was wondering, when suddenly his hairs stood on end, and he heard a woman's crying near his ears, the voice was close to his ears, but he couldn't see anyone. , repeating the three words in the middle of the babble, resentful and vicious, it's creepy!"

"She repeated it too many times, and Zhu Da quickly understood that the three words were 'why'."

"Zhu Da was so frightened by this strange situation that his legs were weak, but he tried his best to enter the general's mansion at the beginning. If he was so scared and crawled out, he would definitely lose his face and destroy the prestige he had built up so hard. So Zhu Dazhuang had the courage After chanting 'Long Live the Chairman' and shouting 'Who is pretending to be a ghost', he walked out from the side door of the lobby and followed the woman's voice. The leaves of the tree were blown by the wind, and the woman's voice was high and low, sometimes distant and near. Although Zhu Da was worried all the way, except for the louder and louder voice and the stronger smell around him, no matter what happened. Nothing else weird happened."

"Zhu Da finally stopped in front of a room. Just by standing at the door, Zhu Da could be sure that the stench came from this room. At this time, the stench was so strong that it was unbearable. Zhu Da thought to himself He wanted to run, but he involuntarily pushed open the door of that room, and almost at the same time, the woman's crying stopped abruptly."

"This room is very big. It should be the bedroom of General Kong's family. All the valuables in it have been robbed and sold. There is only one collapsed bed left. The Furong tent is covered with a layer of dust, which can no longer be seen. The original color. Zhu Da turned around in the room, and his eyes fell on the side of the bed. The wall in the corner was of a different color from the other walls. It was obviously built later. Zhu Da went to the wall, The stench was even more unbearable, and I knocked on it with my hand, and found that the wall was empty!"

"Zhu Da had brought an iron rod to defend himself before he came to this yard, and now he took it out and smashed it hard against the wall, and within a few hits, a hole was made in the wall. When Zhu Da looked into the dark hole, he was shocked. I broke out in a cold sweat—a woman was buried inside!"

"Zhu Da didn't dare to move again. When it was daytime, he called people from outside, tore down the wall, and carried out the woman's body. The woman's body was festered, and she couldn't see her original appearance. The strange thing was that the festering On his skin, densely dotted, they are all similar to the strange whip marks that appeared on the body of the Red Guards when they entered the General's Mansion."

"It is said that after Zhu Da returned home, he had a dream at night. He dreamed that General Kong said to him, 'The reason why I didn't hurt you this time is because your uncle was working in my house and was implicated and died together with my family. If If you come again next time, I will not let you go!' Since then, Zhu Da has never stepped into the General’s Mansion. Occasionally, some brave people would run into the General’s Mansion again, but they would be frightened out. People dare to go in."

I asked, "Who is that woman?"

"It is said that she was from the general's mansion, but it has been so long and her face has faded, so who would recognize it!" The man replied, "Some people guess that the woman was snatched by General Kong, and if she is ruined, people will find out. Just fill it in the wall. But some people refuted, saying that he is a majestic general, he has killed hundreds of people, and he is a careless and rude man, otherwise he would not have spoken out and brought disaster to the family. How could he do it? What's more, the murderer wants to throw the body as far away as possible. Don't you think it's bad luck to build it in the wall of the bedroom? Head hanging case."

"Nonsense!" A staff member interjected, "How could it be so dangerous, isn't the General's Mansion gone now?"

The man said: "I haven't finished yet. After the reform and opening up, all the houses in this area were relocated and renovated, but no one dared to move this one. This is a golden road section, and it is such a large area. The government wants to generate income. It would leave him in vain, so with a flick of a pen, the mayor demolished and built an office building."

Someone asked: "Is it successful this time? Those ghosts didn't make trouble?"

"Where can it be! Of course there was trouble. Several drivers drove bulldozers to push the gate of the General's Mansion that day. One of the drivers was my brother's elementary school classmate. He said that it was daytime and they saw dozens of people in broad daylight. A gut-wrenching ghost stood at the door, the leader was wearing a military uniform with a whip on his waist, and yelled at the driver, "With my old Kong here, who dares to touch my house!" The driver thought it was wrong. , using the walkie-talkie to report the situation to the superior, the superior yawned and said that it was the driver's eyesight, and told him to push it quickly, and there was follow-up work. So the drivers closed their eyes, drove the bulldozer over, pushed down the gate, and it is said that it opened When I was driving, all the drivers heard General Kong scolding, 'Grandma, you really push me! Wait for me!' When I got down to see, the car was full of welts." He looked at me who was eating spicy fat intestines, dissatisfied asked, "Are you listening?"

"Listen." I said, "Not only did I listen, but I also learned a truth from this story."

"What's the point?" Everyone looked over curiously.

"It doesn't matter what kind of ghosts, ghosts, snakes, demons and ghosts." I said, "No nail household can stop the pace of demolition!"

Everyone silently looked back and asked, "And then?"

"Then this office building was built, but because this place is too evil, and businessmen are the most particular about this thing, so no one is willing to rent the office building after it is completed. Until the city attracts investment, Longda Enterprise will come here When the factory was opened, the mayor brought Fu Qingcheng around here, and invited many monks to chant scriptures nearby that day. Fu Qingcheng is also an outsider who doesn't know the situation, so he is very satisfied with this office building, and after reading it smoothly, it was finalized at that time." The man sighed and said, "He just saw that the location of this office building is good and the rent is cheap, so he definitely didn't expect this office building to be haunted!"

"It's just haunted, have you seen it?"

"When I was working overtime, I always heard women crying. Didn't several people resign after working overtime before? The whole company has been in trouble for a long time, but Wang Liang doesn't know." The man said, "It's better to believe this kind of thing." It’s unbelievable that it doesn’t exist.”

After these words were finished, those people chatted casually and went back to work.

Although he didn't find out about Wang Liang, he heard unexpected clues.Pixiu asked: "What he said just now, do you find anything strange?"

I said: "Aside from the woman in the wall, they said that not long after Kong Ting died, the entire Kong family was wiped out, even the servants were dead, so Leng Baoyuan must not be able to escape. But Gou Fugui and the others It is said that Leng Baoyuan was over 50 years old when he died. The age gap is a bit big.”

Pixiu said, "Maybe he escaped a catastrophe and didn't die?"

I said: "That's even more unreasonable. If there is such a rival who destroys the family, maybe even Wangcai's family will kill and eat meat. How can the in-laws be left behind? People with non-mainstream hairstyles in ancient movies on TV All the big villains know the truth of 'If you cut the grass but don't get rid of the roots, it will regenerate when the spring breeze blows', I don't believe that the leader will let Leng Baoyuan go."

Pixiu said: "Are you doubting something?"

"When we were in school, we played soccer, and there was one guy who didn't come. I found out later that he took advantage of my lack of time to play with girls, and secretly chased our class flower, because without me, a strong competitor, our class Ban Hua has now become his wife. After knowing this, I never played football again. The reason why Chinese football has not risen for a long time is because I gave up football at that time. From then on, I understood that the truth is usually hidden In the abnormal place, there are problems with all the things that should have happened but didn't happen." I said, "Just take this matter, the entire Kong family died, leaving only Leng Baoyuan who shouldn't be alive. That problem can only be caused by Leng Baoyuan."

Pixiu said: "If Leng Baoyuan really killed the Kong family, there is no reason for the ghost of the Kong family not to trouble Wang Liang in this life, but now in the whole company only Wang Liang does not know about the haunting."

I scratched my head and said, "Perhaps the people of the Kong family have been dead for too long, their minds are confused, and they didn't recognize Wang Liang as Leng Baoyuan."

Pixiu was silent.

I went back to the advertising department where Wang Liang was, and saw that Wang Liang had already returned, looking at the watch in his hand with a sad face.When he saw me coming in, he quickly buckled the watch.

I caught a glimpse of the word resignation written on it, and asked casually, "Is this the resignation application submitted by your subordinate?"

Wang Liang smiled bitterly: "Have you heard?"

I said, "I heard that they resigned after working overtime."

Wang Liang said distressedly: "The overtime wages did not reduce them, and they don't have much work now. The company pays so well, why do they all resign one by one?"

I was thinking about finding a way to hold Wang Liang at night, so that I could keep him in the company and let those ghosts take a closer look.Hearing what he said, he quickly answered, "Since you can't figure it out, you might as well try to work overtime like them at night. Only after you have experienced it can you know why they resigned."

Wang Liang nodded: "You are right."

At six o'clock in the afternoon, the employees in the company get off work.

Wang Liang didn't leave, but sat in the office and worked overtime.

He said he was working overtime, but in fact he didn't have much to do. He finished reading the documents in a while, and chatted with the computer about MSN, but he was uncomfortable chatting because I was sitting next to him.

Wang Liang coughed and asked, "Mr. Ma, are you not going back?"

I crossed my legs and said, "It's okay, I will work overtime with you." If I leave, what will happen to him by those ghosts? There is something wrong with him, and I can't explain it to the hanged ghost.

Wang Liang looked very embarrassed. He obviously didn't like the company's internal affairs to be meddled by outsiders, but he was embarrassed to force me to leave.

This is a commercial area, with many tall buildings, the light of the setting sun is reflected by the glass of the office building in front, and the whole office is smudged with a layer of dull orange.

Wang Liang clicked the mouse again and again, I guess he has stolen all the vegetable garden of his friend.

"Strange, didn't I delete this person?" Wang Liang muttered to the computer, and I leaned over to take a look, and his mouse pointed to a shaking avatar on MSN. The avatar was square and black. , with two bloody eyeballs printed on it, the black eyes staring straight at the person outside the monitor, and only one word was written in the signature - "death".

I asked Wang Liang, "These are your friend's eyes? They are quite impressive, but they are too dirty. They should be cleaned a little bit."

"I don't know this person." Wang Liang said, "I don't know when I added it, but it suddenly appeared in my MSN. I deleted it several times, and I don't know why it couldn't be deleted."

He clicked on the dialog box, and there was only one number written in it - 29.

"Some inexplicable numbers are sent every day." Wang Liang said, "If you ask him anything, he won't say a word! I don't know what it is for." After speaking, he blocked the profile picture.

The moment the profile picture was blacked out, the lights in the office went out with a snap.

"What's going on?" Wang Liang was stunned for a moment and asked.

Outside the office, the lights in the corridor were still on, and I said, "It must have tripped." After speaking, my eyes glanced at the computer monitor inadvertently, and suddenly I saw something on it.

The black monitor reflects the view from the window.

Outside the window lay a ghost with an open stomach, its body tightly pressed against the glass, its red intestines squeezed flat, and the blood in its stomach flowing down the glass.

The water dispenser in the office made a gurgling sound, and the water in the water dispenser had turned crimson, making a gurgling sound.

Well, I thought, finally starting.

"I remember there is a flashlight in the drawer." Wang Liang opened the drawer to find the flashlight.

With his back to the window, he didn't see the ghost outside at all.

The ghost was crawling on the glass behind him, dragging the crooked intestines inch by inch.

I think I should use a gentle method to remind him of the scene outside, pointing to the window and asking: "Which floor are you from?"

Wang Liang said, "The twelfth floor."

I shook my hand vigorously and pointed to the glass: "The glass is quite clean."

Wang Liang said: "Someone often comes to wipe."

I said, "Do you see something on the glass that hasn't been wiped clean?"

Wang Liang flipped through the flashlight and said, "Maybe."

He just didn't turn around, I couldn't bear it anymore, and said loudly: "Look, there are aliens flying outside!"

"Aliens?" Wang Liang pulled out a flashlight and turned around while turning it on.

The light from the flashlight caught the ghost's eyes, and as soon as the ghost let go of his hand and rubbed his eyes, it fell down with a whoosh.

Wang Liang stretched his neck and stared at the empty glass for a long time, then he turned around and laughed at me: "Mr. Ma, you are so humorous."

I cursed secretly in my heart, pointed at the water dispenser and asked him: "Is there something wrong with the color of the water you are looking at?" I pointed my fingers and found that the water dispenser had returned to normal.

Wang Liang looked at me strangely.

I continued to laugh dryly: "Dizzy."

Wang Liang looked for the switch box on the wall with a flashlight.

Suddenly there was a "da da da" sound in the office. I turned my head to see that the fax machine on the desk started printing by itself.

I was shocked: "No, isn't there a power outage?"

Wang Liang smiled at me disapprovingly: "The fax machine and the electric light are not in the same circuit, and it can still work when the electric light is off."

I laughed dryly: "I heard that your office is haunted?"

"Haunted?" Wang Liang laughed, "How is it possible, I've never seen it before."

I asked: "Have you heard of this before? The matter of a general surnamed Kong..."

"Oh, that matter." Wang Liang found the switch box, opened it and said, "It's all rumors, how can there be ghosts in the world."

It turned out that this person, like me, was an atheist.

"It's strange, it didn't trip. Could it be that the light is broken... Tomorrow I will call workers to fix it, and fix the other things that are broken." Wang Liang turned to me and continued, "If there is a ghost..."

He suddenly seemed to think of something, but cut off in the middle of the sentence, and his face became more and more ugly.

I asked: "What's wrong?"

Wang Liang said: "I just remembered...the fax machine has been out of order for three days, and I unplugged it in the afternoon."

As soon as he said this, I also felt chills. I exchanged glances with Wang Liang, and the two rushed to the fax machine.

A pile of paper had already fallen on the ground, and the fax machine was still printing without any sign of stopping.

Wang Liang picked up the typed paper and looked at it with a flashlight. The same words were densely written on it in the first font——"Why why why why why why why why why" The paper with those three words printed on it was generally flooded. The fax machine poured out what looked like a spell with a venomous grudge.

Wang Liang's hands began to tremble, and his face was pale under the yellow light of the flashlight. He held the paper and asked me, "You...do you think...this..."

I said, "I think it's a waste of paper to write three words so many times!"

"Yes, that's right!" Wang Liang began to stutter, "But this... This printer can still work without being connected to the power supply, and it can still type out so many words..." He glanced at the number displayed on the fax machine, and in his hand His flashlight flickered, "Look, his fax number is 4444..."

"I heard..." I repeated again, "this place is haunted."

"How is it possible..." Wang Liang chuckled a few times. He obviously felt that this was wrong, but he didn't want to believe that there were ghosts in the world. The machine is powered by solar energy, and it can run without plugging in the power..."

He was able to become an advertisement, as expected because of his outstanding imagination.

"Calm down." I glanced at the window and comforted him, "Your house is backlit, so there is no way there will be solar energy."

"Yes, yes, calm down. There must be something wrong." Wang Liang said, "It is said that the family of General Kong died here. I have no grievances or enmity with them. They should not do anything to me."

"It's not right for you to think that way. Many evil spirits with deep grievances kill people indiscriminately, just to vent their hatred, and kill whoever is caught." I said, "But it doesn't matter, now we have two people, we can encourage each other."

(End of this chapter)