Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 21: Reason (1)
For the next whole day, Wang Liang was very depressed and kept avoiding me. During lunch, I finally found him in the cafeteria. At that time, Jay Chou's song was playing on the radio in the cafeteria, and Wang Liang ate with his head down.

I think he, an atheist, suddenly saw a ghost last night, and he must have been greatly stimulated. He asked, "How did you feel last night?"

Wang Liang said: "It's not very good, I don't have any memory at all." Then he kept silent.

The atmosphere became more awkward, and I planned to use music, the common hobby of people all over the world, to open up his conversation, so I said: "Jay Chou's "Chrysanthemum Terrace" is not bad."

Wang Liang trembled.

I guessed that the haunting incident last night must have cast a great shadow on him, so I comforted him and said, "Don't worry, I will be responsible for what happened last night."

Then I took out a piece of paper, wrote the route on the small second floor, and handed it to him, saying: "Come here at eight o'clock on Saturday night." Hanging ghosts and recognizing people is good.

Wang Liang continued to look at me with that terrified look. I gave a low cough, patted him on the shoulder and said, "You must come. If you don't come, I can't guarantee what will happen."

This is not me scaring him, according to the information given by Gou Fugui combined with his own situation, there are nine out of ten chances, six out of ten chances, and the worst case is a 50.00% chance of being Leng Baoyuan's reincarnation.General Kong didn't notice it today, maybe tomorrow. As long as they find out, Wang Liang's life will definitely be lost!

Seeing him shaking so much, I think he should have sensed the deep meaning in my words.He can understand that I feel relieved, I smiled meaningfully at Wang Liang again, this time he was moved to tears.

I am very pleased.

The company didn't have anything to do with me anymore, I took the bus back to the second floor of the small building, and as soon as I got to the door, I saw the hanged ghost sticking out his big tongue, looking at me expectantly through the crack of the door.

I opened my mouth and said, "Xiao Kong, let me tell you something, that Leng Baoyuan is actually evil..."

The Hanged Man stared at me excitedly with shining eyes and tongue out.

I couldn't continue, so I changed my mind and said, "Wang Liang is coming on Saturday night, you can see if it's him."

The hanged ghost twirled happily, and then floated upstairs like a joy. Seeing her tongue fluttering along with the white skirt, I had mixed feelings in my heart.

Pixiu asked: "Don't you tell her that Leng Baoyuan killed his whole family?"

I said, "Let's talk."

As a kind person, I have no way to tell such a cruel reality to a little ghost who is happily flicking her tongue in circles.

Saturday came in the blink of an eye, and the hanged ghost was uncharacteristically stuck on the second floor since the morning.

Yun Mei covered her mouth and smiled: "She borrowed my rouge, she should be putting on makeup now."

I thought about it, and I thought it would be good for her to wear make-up, but her face is too pale, and it looks natural with a little red. It's best to cover up those big dark circles, and it's best to add a mask.

The residents on the small second floor showed great gossip about this matter, and they waited downstairs for the results of the makeup together. Even the lonely kid opened the door and watched expectantly.

In the afternoon, a female ghost with a big tongue came down from the second floor.

I was shocked when I saw it at first sight. There is no such otherworldly makeup in the world.

Her face is painted with two indescribable big red cheeks, her eyes are painted black, just like a panda, you can't find her pupils if you don't concentrate, she wears a small chrysanthemum on her head, and there is a puncture on her tongue. bow.

The female ghost with a big tongue smiled shyly, and said, "I'm not used to the things of this era, can you see it?"

The kid closed the door, and the man and woman went back into the refrigerator, and even Reddy Gaga turned his face away.

She has already stood on top of the world. If she goes out for a while, the era of Ruhua, Sister Feng, and Sister Furong will be over, and I'm sure that no one will surpass her in thousands of years.

The hanged ghost first put his tongue on the left shoulder, then pulled it back and put it on the right shoulder, and asked me, "Which way should I put it?"

"It doesn't look good either way!" I covered my face in pain.

Yun Mei said: "How about I lend you my skin?"

Kong Ting said: "But I want him to see my original self."

I said, "Come on, he'll be scared to death seeing you like this."

Kong Ting said: "It doesn't matter, he won't take up space when he poops, so he can come and live in my room."

Sanniang, who was waving a fan beside her, frowned and smiled, walked up to the hanged ghost and whispered to her, not knowing what she was talking about.

I was about to ask, when I heard someone knocking on the door, I walked over to open the door, and there was Wang Liang standing outside, this guy hadn’t slept for a few days, with two dark circles under his eyes, he looked very haggard, I said: " Didn't you say you'd come at night, why did you come so early?"

Wang Liang said with a sad face: "Artist, don't threaten me, we are not suitable. I went back and thought about it for several days, and finally felt that I still like women."

I was very puzzled by what he said, so I could only nod my head and say, "I know."

"You don't know!" Wang Liang said, "Let me tell you, don't look at me pretending to be serious. I showed my dick to girls in kindergarten, peeked at the sister next door taking a bath in elementary school, read all the world's porn in junior high school, and in high school. Son... Hey, I am one of the earliest netizens in China. The first thing I learned online was how to download small movies. When Wu Tenglan left, I cried all day and all night! Now my 2T hard drive is full of small movies. Raw film."

Yun Mei walked over, gave Wang Liang a contemptuous look, and then frowned at me.

I scolded: "You are simply a hooligan!"

"That's right, I'm a hooligan." Wang Liang wiped his face and said, "But no matter how hooligan I am, I don't like men either!"

I said, "Of course, I don't like it either."

Wang Liang was shocked: "Really?"

I said: "Nonsense!"

Wang Liang said with a sigh of relief: "Then I can rest assured."

Seeing that I did not join forces with Wang Liang, Yun Mei nodded in relief and entered the room.

I quickly turned around and said to Wang Liang in a low voice: "However, no matter how upright a man is, he also has a hooligan side. A man who is not a hooligan is not a good man. When will you show me the hard drive, let's talk about it."

Wang Liang was astonished and dumbfounded: "Are you also interested in this?"

If I don't let you see it today, you don't know how awesome intellectuals are!I took him to my room and lifted the bed.

When the collection under the bed was exposed to the air, Wang Liang was shocked. When he looked at me again, his eyes were full of admiration.

Then for the remaining hours we had a deep and serious scientific discussion based on our mutual interests.

When I said that I love Sora Aoi and Maria Ozawa, Wang Liang's eyes shone with surprise. He excitedly held my hand and said inarticulately that he did too.

I think this brother must have been suppressed for a long time, otherwise he wouldn't have shown such a relieved expression.

By the time we finished communicating, an inseparable revolutionary friendship between men had been formed.

Yunmei and Sanniang knocked on the door and came in. Yunmei held two glasses of water in her hand and said with a smile, "I heard you guys talking all the time outside the door. Are you thirsty? Come and drink water."

I grabbed the cup and was about to drink when Sanniang raised her fan and pointed at my arm, "The guest hasn't had a drink yet, what are you drinking?"

I'm just wondering, is there a host and guest for a glass of boiled water?
Yun Mei put the cup in front of Wang Liang, and said with a smile, "Drink some water."

Wang Liang didn't doubt that there was him, took the cup and drank it down. Just as he was about to put down the cup, he suddenly rolled his eyes and fell down.

"You poisoned?" I was shocked, "You want to poison him to accompany the hanged ghost?"

"Don't worry." Yun Mei said, "This is a drug, and it won't kill anyone."

"Drugged?" I was wondering, when I saw Sanniang walking to Wang Liang, muttering something, and then waved her hand, Wang Liang, who had fallen on the ground, suddenly stood up with clear eyes.He looked around the room, but he didn't seem to see us.Strangely said: "Where is this?"

I reached out and shook him barely, and said, "Dude, are you okay?"

Wang Liang turned a blind eye to my hand, but seemed to have heard my words, looked around and said, "Who is talking?"

"What's going on here?" I asked.

"We were afraid that he would faint when he saw Kong Ting directly." Yunmei pulled me aside and said, "So Sanniang used an illusion on him to test his memory of his previous life."

Sanniang took out the jade plate from her bosom and said, "What he sees now is the original General's Mansion."

A picture gradually appeared on the jade plate, and I saw Wang Liang staying in a small dark room, with moonlight shining in through the window, it seemed that it should be night.

Wang Liang looked left and right for a while, and walked in the direction of the door of the small house. I looked up, and the image on the jade plate was different from the actual situation. The door was a wall in my house.

Wang Liang walked up without hesitation, and bumped back with a bang.

Wang Liang rubbed his head, looked at the door in doubt, and then walked up again, with another "bang", this time nosebleeds came out.

"What's going on?" Wang Liang patted his head again, ready to hit the wall for the third time.

This is too miserable!I said to San Niang: "We don't need to make our hallucinations so realistic, do we? Do you really want to kill him?"

Sanniang smiled sweetly, and with a wave of her fan, the door on the jade plate changed its position.

"Strange!" Wang Liang looked at the wall in front of him, then at the door, "I was dazzled just now?" Then he opened the door and walked out.

It stands to reason that he went out to the hall on the first floor, but from the jade plate, he walked into a garden, and there was a woman sitting in the stone pavilion in the middle of the garden.

Seen from the jade plate, this picture is very artistic, the moon and stars are sparse, the trees are full of shadows, and there is a pond not far from the stone pavilion, and the water surface is shining with sparkling light.

As a result, I went out and saw that the outside was still the small hall on the second floor, and the hanged ghost was sitting solemnly on the small blue plastic bench I bought for three yuan.

The props are not good, but the actors are very dedicated.

Wang Liang was obviously fascinated by the beauty in front of him, he was stunned for a while, and asked: "You..."

Kong Ting pointed to the top of her head and said, "Baoyuan, look at the moon roaring round today."

I looked in the direction she pointed, and the woman's head was floating in the air.

Wang Liang was stunned for a moment, then bowed his head and said, "Well, the reflection of the moon is also beautiful."

I looked down and saw the man's head lying in a flower pot.

Reddy Gaga sat on the second floor and laughed hahahaha. Wang Liang glanced at him and said in surprise: "There are monkeys on the tree."

These few friendly guest appearances are too horrible to look at!
"Baoyuan..." Kong Ting yelled again, then turned her head, and I said from the bottom of my heart, she still had that peerless makeup on her face.

Wang Liang didn't move at her for a long time, I thought to myself, it's not that I was scared to death due to lack of resistance, I walked over to take a look, but was shocked, the servant actually looked at Kong Ting obsessively, and was stunned.

I couldn't believe my eyes, what an amazing aesthetic this is!
The hanged ghost smiled, and the woman flying in the sky couldn't hold back her head and fell down.

Kong Ting stretched out her finger and said, "Look at Niu Xing, he is very handsome."

Wang Liang said: "No matter how beautiful a shooting star is, it is not as beautiful as you!"

Let me go, this guy is not human!This guy is not human!

The hanged ghost lowered his head, playing with his tongue shyly.

This scene was too horrifying, I couldn't bear to watch it any longer, I covered my face and turned to one side, Yun Mei next to me nudged me with her elbow and pointed at the jade plate.

I saw a young girl with bright eyes and white teeth standing in the garden, a blush appeared on her fair face due to shyness.

Yun Mei whispered: "This is Kong Ting's original appearance."

Kong Ting on the jade plate lightly opened her red lips and said, "Baoyuan, you said you would come back to find me, and I've been waiting here for you. Do you know how long I've been waiting for you?"

I looked at the red-faced hanged ghost in the small second floor, and at the girl in the jade plate, with mixed feelings in my heart.

She was a beautiful girl in life, but she turned into this after death.

Wang Liang remained silent, and Kong Ting said again: "But you finally came. You have always treated me very well. There must be reasons for you not coming in the previous life. I don't blame you. Baoyuan, I have been waiting for you for decades. I am so happy to see you today! Now that my wish is fulfilled, I can go to reincarnation with peace of mind, and when we meet in future generations, we can continue our relationship."

Her words were so affectionate and touching that tears welled up in her eyes after she finished speaking.Even Yun Mei who was beside her also started to wipe her tears.I sighed a lot when I heard it, and thought to myself that it is better not to tell the hanged ghost the truth that Leng Baoyuan killed her whole family, and let her go to reincarnation with peace of mind.

As a result, after she finished speaking, Wang Liang was stunned for a while, and then said something that none of us thought of.

Wang Liang said: "Girl, I wanted to ask just now, who are you? Who is Baoyuan?"

As soon as he said this, everyone was shocked, the hanged ghost opened his eyes wide and was about to ask, when Sanniang suddenly said: "I don't have enough mana, I can't hold on anymore."

As soon as the words fell, Wang Liang closed his eyes and fell straight down.

I was startled, and hurried forward to sniff him, Sanniang said, "It's okay, he'll wake up in a while, he won't die."

Yun Mei asked Kong Ting: "What does his last sentence mean? Are you sure he is Leng Baoyuan?"

The hanged ghost said: "I feel kind to him when I see him, he should be Su Baoyuan, why doesn't he remember me?"

The man's head said: "Did Po Meng's soup drink too much when she was reincarnated?"

The Hanged Ghost said sadly: "Ke Su... how could he forget me..."

The few of them had a lively discussion, but Sanniang pulled me aside and asked in a low voice: "Brother Ma, do you see anything?"

what did I say?"

Sanniang said: "Wang Liang's previous life was not Leng Baoyuan."

I said, "The hanged ghosts say he is, why do you say he is not?"

"I don't know why she thinks Wang Liang is Leng Baoyuan, but I'm sure he's not." Sanniang glanced at me and said, "Do you know why we fox spirits are good at bewitching? That's because we can catch In the human heart, only when you see through a person can the illusion you create be real enough to confuse people's hearts."

"Once our prey enters the illusion, we have to observe the mood changes of the person confused by the illusion at any time, and change the illusion at any time accordingly." Sanniang said, "Wang Liang is a manipulative person, I can fully feel his Thinking, his mood when he saw Kong Ting was the same as your mood when you saw a strange beauty on the street, there was nothing special about it. If he was really Leng Baoyuan, he wouldn’t react like this.”

"What kind of reaction will Leng Baoyuan really have?"

"Leng Baoyuan and Kong Ting were husband and wife in the previous life, and they did so many things to thank you." Sanniang said, "The debts in the previous life are repaid in this life. Even if he drank Meng Po soup, if he is really Leng Baoyuan, he will still feel sad when he sees Kong Ting again." I'm ashamed, I won't be so frank."

"One more thing, I was surprised when Gou Fugui and the others mentioned it." Pai Xiu said, "Back when Leng Baoyuan killed the whole Kong family, it stands to reason that after death he should go to hell to make up for his crimes, but he died not long after. It is unreasonable to be reincarnated as a human being."

I said contemptuously: "An afterthought!"

Sanniang nodded: "Actually, I think so too."

I said, "San Niang is really talented!"

San Niang covered her mouth with her fan and laughed.

I said: "This means that Gou Fugui's information is not accurate, I will call him to ask." Then I took out the whistle that Gou Fugui gave me and blew it.

After a while, Gou Fugui Don't Forget Each Other entered through the wall.

I told them the whole story, Gou Fugui rubbed his stomach and said, "If someone else is here, then this matter is very simple." After finishing speaking, Wu Xiangwang took out a tube that was as long as a finger, and said: "We You can use this to collect his Yang Qi, and go back and compare it."

I said, "Can this be compared?"

"Comrade Lei Feng, you don't know this, do you?" Gou Fugui said, "As a proof of identity, the first breath of Yang Qi exhaled by a newborn baby will remain in it, no matter how reincarnated, that Yang Qi will not It has changed. To prove whether he is Leng Baoyuan, you only need to compare it with Leng Baoyuan's original yang energy."

Don't forget to hold the tube next to Wang Liang's face, and saw a cloud of white mist that seemed extremely light sprang out from the tip of Wang Liang's nose and entered the tube. The gas seemed to be alive and condensed in the test tube. .

I remembered the question about the reincarnation time of Leng Baoyuan that Pai Xiu had just said, and turned around to ask Gou Fugui.

Gou Fugui looked distressed: "Comrade Lei Feng, it's not that I won't say anything, this matter may be a bit serious, and there is no conclusion on the matter now, hey... Otherwise, when we go back and compare the results, let's see if he is Leng Baoyuan first." Come back and tell you."

After finishing speaking, he waved his hands, and he and Don't Forget drifted away.

The hanged female ghost didn't know our conversation, so she came over and asked, "What are they here for?"

I said, "It's okay."

The hanged female ghost smiled and said: "I saw Baoyuan today, I have made my wish, and I am going to reincarnate... But I..." Speaking of this, she seemed embarrassed to go on, and looked at Yunmei a little embarrassed.

Yun Mei said, "She wants to meet General Kong."

The hanged ghost has never traveled far after his death, and usually only sits on the roof when it is getting dark. I was afraid that she would be overwhelmed by the sun, so I borrowed sunscreen from Sanniang and asked Yunmei to apply a thick layer of it on her. .

Wang Liang has been in a daze since waking up, sitting on the bus in a daze, and said to me: "I had a dream last night." Then he described yesterday's illusion in detail, and said: "I think That girl is the girl of my dreams, I fell in love with her at first sight, I was dizzy before I saw her. I won't lie to you, although it was a dream, but the feeling of dizziness is very real. "

Isn't that nonsense, anyone who bumps into the wall so many times will get dizzy!

Wang Liang got out of the car and said, "I'm not afraid of your jokes, I still feel that she is by my side."

It was indeed by my side, and when I glanced at it, Kong Ting blushed, flipped it over and fiddled with her tongue, and I reminded her in a low voice: "Don't move, it will be over if you can't untie the knot."

It seems that this person and the ghost are seeing each other right. Now Wang Liang's identity is unknown, and he doesn't know whether it is a good thing or a bad thing.Just as I was thinking about it, suddenly a gust of cold air swept over me, and I shivered abruptly. It turned out that I had already entered the office building of Wang Liang's company.

As soon as Wang Liang came in, someone called "Manager Wang" and pulled him over to whisper.

The sun was hanging high outside, and I just took off my coat and went into the office building to put on my coat, but I was still forced to sneeze a few times by the cold air blowing on my face.

I scolded in a low voice: "The dead capitalist is showing off his poverty, and the air conditioner is turned on so loud!"

Pixiu said: "It's not cold air, it's the Yin air from the ghosts here."

I said, "The last time I came here, the yin energy was not so strong."

Pixiu said: "Yin Qi will not increase for no reason, there must be some reason here."

I said, "Are you happy to see Kong Ting?"

"No, this yin qi is obviously malicious." Pai Yao said, "And I don't feel any ghosts at this level."

I said, "Maybe he is taking the elevator and preparing to come up, just wait."

During the conversation, Wang Liang came back and said to me: "Mr. Ma, there is an unexpected situation, and Mr. Fu has come to inspect it in person. He attaches great importance to this market. I want to take you to meet him and let you meet with him personally. He talked about your propaganda concept."

(End of this chapter)