Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 22: Reason (2)
I was stunned for a moment before I realized that the director Fu he was talking about was Fu Qingcheng, the founder of Longda Enterprise. I think I usually see him on TV and newspapers, but I have never had a chance to meet him. He must be able to let him meet me this time. I was also very happy, so Dang even agreed.

I walked all the way, but I still didn't see any ghosts. I thought that the hanged ghost would be anxious, but I found that since she joined the company, she has been blank and doesn't know what she is thinking.

I asked Wang Liang: "Fu Qingcheng is already very old, why is he still managing the company's affairs?"

Wang Liang said as he walked: "Although Dong Fu is over 90 years old, he has a strong body and looks only in his 70s."

I saw him talking about Fu Qingcheng with respect, and asked: "Fu Qingcheng treats you very well?"

Wang Liang nodded and said: "Director Fu has no heirs, so he treats me like his own son. I have been a salesman for several years, and it was Director Fu who single-handedly picked me up. He still wants to recognize me as his godson."

I said, "You agreed?"

"No." Wang Liang said with a smile, "My father is still there, I respect him, but for some reason, I can't get close to him. Besides, Director Fu has some strange hobbies."

I asked, "What hobby?"

While talking, we have come to the door of the meeting room on the 18th floor. Wang Liang pointed to the doorway of the meeting room: "Look."

It was a common milky white door, and the strange thing was that there were two pieces of red paper pasted on the left and right sides of the door, on which two door gods, Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong, were painted.With marble floors and European doors, it looks out of place.

I said, "Fu Qingcheng is a folk lover?"

Wang Liang shook his head and sighed: "He is very superstitious. He is most afraid of ghosts and gods in his life. He always wears a few strings of prayer beads when he goes out. When he enters the house, he will definitely paste the door god on the door."

This person doesn't know how many bad things he has done in Fa's family to be afraid of ghosts like this.When Wang Liang knocked on the door, I hurriedly whispered to Kong Ting beside me: "Don't go in, maybe the old man brought something that is not good for ghosts, and then don't beat you out of your wits."

Strange to say, the hanged ghost was so frightened by the door god that he trembled all over, but his eyes were fixed on the door without moving away. I told her several times that she didn't seem to hear me.

"Won't this scare the door god into a fool?" I asked Pixiu in my heart.

"No, it should be something else." Pai Yao replied, "Look there."

I turned my head and saw a few ghost heads at the corner of the aisle opposite. Those ghosts looked here. Judging from the intestines that were dripping all over the place, these ghosts were indeed the ghosts of the Kong family.

My heart trembled, and I vaguely felt as if I had noticed something.

At this time, Wang Liang had already pushed open the door, and as the left and right doors opened in response, we also saw the person standing in the conference room with his back to us.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, the old man turned around.

This is a thin old man, leaning on crutches and wearing a formal Chinese tunic suit. Although his hair is gray and his face is wrinkled, it is not difficult to see from his eyebrows and facial features that this old man was not bad when he was young.

Almost at the same time when she saw his face, Kong Ting, who had been silent all the time, exclaimed: "Baoyuan!"

Leng Baoyuan? !

I was taken aback and looked up at the old man. Wang Liang obviously didn't see Kong Ting, pointed at the old man and said to me: "This is our director Fu."

Fu Qingcheng turned out to be Leng Baoyuan?
"Baoyuan!" The hanged ghost wanted to rush in, when two white lights flashed at the door, Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong walked out of the door, holding a golden mace and spear to block the door, and sternly shouted at Kong Ting: "He Fang Monster, dare to come here to do evil in broad daylight!"

"Baoyuan!" The hanged ghost ignored the two sharp weapons and rushed forward as if looking for death.

The two door gods gritted their teeth and said, "Bold!" Then they waved their weapons and were about to greet Kong Ting. I rushed up and pulled Kong Ting away, and said to the two door gods: "Speak up if you have something to say, we are all adults!" Gentlemen, you are still gods with status, and it would be embarrassing to bully a woman and say it out."

Qin Qiong said: "This is not a place for lonely souls and wild ghosts to come!"

Yuchi respectfully said: "Seeing that you don't look like an evil spirit, I will spare your life today, get out!"

Seeing that the two door gods had already let go, I hurriedly dragged the hanged ghost to the side, but I didn't expect that Kong Ting would not move, and kept shouting: "Baoyuan, Baoyuan, it's me, Baoyuan!"

This hanged ghost is usually gentle and gentle, but now she is like a cornered rabbit, desperately rushing towards the door, I didn't stop her, she had already rushed up again.

Seeing this, the two door gods were no longer polite. With a wave of their golden mace and spear, they greeted the hanged ghost.

Seeing that the hanged ghost was about to be beaten to death, he suddenly heard a long shout: "Who dares to touch my daughter!" Then the whip pierced through the air, and a gut-wrenching ghost stood in front of Kong Ting.

General Kong!
Yuchi Gong yelled angrily: "You're looking for death!" After saying that, he shook his spear and broke free from General Kong's long whip.

At this time, another group of ghosts clutching their intestines rushed out, men, women and children gathered around General Kong, saying repeatedly: "Don't touch our general! If you want to kill the general, kill us first!"

The two door gods were stunned by this scene, unable to swing their weapons for a long time.

The hanged ghost looked at the members of the Kong family in confusion, and I said to her, "This is your family."

A woman walked out of the group of ghosts, walked up to Kong Ting, and said with tears in her eyes, "Ting'er, I'm your mother..."

Kong Ting frowned, looked at the woman up and down, and said, "You seem a bit crispy..."

"Ting'er... Take a closer look..." The woman put her intestines back into her stomach, covered the wound on her stomach, and said, "I'm really your mother!"

Kong Ting suddenly realized, and exclaimed: "Mom!" Then she shed two lines of tears and threw herself into the woman's arms.

The old woman hugged her and cried: "My poor daughter, what happened to your tongue? You died miserably back then, and then you became like this after being a ghost. I am sorry for you as a mother. I have been thinking about you every day since I died... you Why is life so hard!"

Their mother and daughter hadn't seen each other for so many years. This scene was very touching, and it made people feel sad. The ghosts on the side were crying, and even my eyes were red.

Wang Liang and Fu Qingcheng didn't know what happened here, they both looked puzzled, Fu Qingcheng gave a low cough and looked at Wang Liang.

Wang Liang laughed dryly, "Mr. Horsepower is an artist."

Fu Qingcheng spoke stingingly: "Neural artist?"

Kong Ting cried and asked, "Father, mother, why are you shitting so badly?"

General Kong was wiping away his tears, but when he heard her words, he frowned, pointed his whip at Fu Qingcheng who was in the room angrily, and said, "It's all this beast!"

It turns out that the reason why the building is so cloudy today is because all the ghosts saw the real murderer who killed them.

As soon as General Kong's words came out, all the ghosts were excited and rushed towards the door.Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong all blocked the way again.The ghosts scolded the two door gods for helping the evildoers.

Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong said: "Even if we let you in, you won't be able to move him a bit. The white jade finger on his hand is a fetish that can seek good fortune and avoid evil. You have no way to get close to him with this kind of morality."

I heard the words and saw that Fu Qingcheng was indeed wearing a white jade finger ring, not only that, but there were also two burly bodyguards standing beside him.

It seemed that he had done too many bad things and felt guilty.

The Kong family was filled with righteous indignation, but the door god couldn't enter the house, and Wang Liang over there had already called me: "Mr. Ma, Mr. Fu is waiting for you."

I said to the ghosts of the Kong family: "Then I'll go in and talk to them first."

After speaking, I re-entered the conference room.Wang Liang introduced me to Fu Qingcheng: "This is the horsepower technique I told you about before."

Fu Qingcheng looked at me suspiciously: "You said he has a high level?"

Wang Liang said: "His level has been verified by the top international perfumer, Mr. Mingcang Bunis Pian."

"Mr. Mingcang Bunis Pian?" Fu Qingcheng was much smarter than Wang Liang. Hearing the name, he sneered, "I think he is a liar?"

"Liar?" Wang Liang said, "It doesn't look like it?"

Fu Qingcheng said: "You read the name of the so-called 'Mr. Mingcang Bunisibian' backwards."

Can't tell, this little old man is so strong in reverse thinking, he can see the mechanism in the name all at once.

Wang Liang read it silently, then suddenly realized, pointing at me and saying: "You..."

Fu Qingcheng said: "This company is not trustworthy. Terminate the contract and find someone else."

After these two days of contact, Wang Liang has already developed feelings for me, and obviously wants to continue to cooperate with me, he hesitated: "But..."

Seeing that the situation was not good, I quickly took a step forward and said, "Don't worry, don't worry. It's just a joke. If you don't trust me, Mr. Fu, I'll tell you about my plan, and you can listen to it first before drawing conclusions. "

Wang Liang responded: "Yes, let's listen to what he said first." Then he asked me, "Where's your proposal?"

I said, "It's just an advertisement. We are such a great company, what kind of proposal do we need! Just say it."

"No plan?" Wang Liang was shocked.

Fu Qingcheng obviously didn't think I could say anything of value, so he waved his hand and said, "Kick him out."

Wang Liang sighed.Those two bodyguards came over, one from the left and one from the right, and drove me out. Seeing that this was going to die, I quickly opened my mouth and shouted: "Director Fu, Director Fu, do you still remember Leng Baoyuan from the General's Mansion back then? "

As soon as I said this, Fu Qingcheng's body shook suddenly, he waved his hand to stop the two bodyguards, the veins in his hand leaning on the cane were exposed, and he asked me in shock: "You, what did you say?"

Satisfied, I smiled at him and said, "This is the planning of my advertisement. Do you know a legend about this city?"

Fu Qingcheng stared at me closely and said nothing.

I cheered up, saw the two bodyguards grabbing my hand, and coughed: "Director Fu, are you interested in this idea?"

Fu Qingcheng said: "Let go." The two bodyguards let go.Fu Qingcheng nodded to me, "I'm very interested, you continue to talk."

I patted my sleeve proudly, and said, "I knew Director Fu was a man of vision. Speaking of this plan, it would be wonderful."

The ghosts of the Kong family at the door were telling the two door gods about Fu Qingcheng's evil deeds. I saw the expressions of the two door gods relaxed, and said to Fu Qingcheng deliberately: "My idea is to make an advertisement like a series, so that the audience can watch it." I still want to watch the next episode, and using the city's most widely circulated legend as the background makes people feel a deep sense of nostalgia. We call this technique "Labrador Chihuahua effect" in the advertisement, that is explain……"

Fu Qingcheng said anxiously: "Say the key point!"

I said: "The story happened decades ago. There lived a famous general here. This general was rich and powerful, and he had a beautiful daughter under his knees. Later, this daughter was seen by a man named Leng Baoyuan. Yes, I took a look, hey, this girl is a rich second generation! Hey, she looks pretty good! So this counselor had a bad idea—take her! That girl is well protected, she hasn’t stepped into society yet, life He didn't have much experience, so he was fooled immediately, and he had to marry if he was going to die! The general couldn't stand it, so he let them get married."

Fu Qingcheng remained silent, with a pained expression on his face, not knowing what he was thinking.

I went on to say: "These two just got married, and the relationship is really good, but that Leng Baoyuan was restless when he was a little boy, and soon hooked up with a maid in the mansion. After this was exposed, the lady was hit and hanged herself .”

As I spoke, I looked at the door. The Kong family ghost was about to hit the door god, but was stopped by General Kong. General Kong first pulled his intestines to show the door god, and then pointed at Fu Qingcheng angrily. No matter what you say, you can't do it, and you get excited again, and you want to fight with the door god.

"And then?" Wang Liang asked again.His question attracted the attention of all the ghosts.

Then they froze their movements as if they had seen something extraordinary.I turned my head and saw the female ghost named Xiaohong slowly crawling in from the window behind Fu Qingcheng.

The time and place where this female ghost appeared was unimaginable. After a short silence, the Kong family ghost broke out!He yelled at Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong: "How did she get in?!"

The two door gods replied confidently: "We are the door gods, so of course we guard the door, not the window."

As soon as these words came out, the Kong family ghost scattered away, and then heard the "ding" sound of the elevator not far away.

I was stunned for a while, until Fu Qingcheng coughed impatiently before I realized it. I ran to the window to look at it in three steps and two steps. I saw the ghosts of the Kong family crowded downstairs in the dark, climbing upstairs under the leadership of General Kong. The project of climbing stairs is very painful for them, because their intestines are always falling under the pull of gravity.

The two door gods put away their weapons and looked at the door of the conference room, which became empty in an instant, with satisfaction.

Qin Qiong said to Yuchi Gong: "Now that all the ghosts have been expelled, you and I can go back at ease."

Yu Chigong nodded: "We did a great job today."

After finishing speaking, the two door gods laughed together, and walked back to the sticker on the door in satisfaction.

I was amazed, the work quality of the civil servants in the God Realm is really high and admirable.

"Mr. Ma." I kept silent, Fu Qingcheng shouted unbearably, "Continue!"

"Where did I say that? Oh, the young lady hanged herself." I walked back to Fu Qingcheng, and continued, "That Leng Baoyuan is just a slut who married into a family. Seeing that the young lady is dead, I'm afraid." After killing himself, he couldn't gain a foothold in the general's house, so he took advantage of the Kong family's funeral for the young lady, colluded with the adulterous girl, stole some secret letters from General Kong and informed the general's opponents, and finally used these letters to overthrow the general. General Kong was killed, and the entire Kong family was stabbed to death with knives by the enemy."

Fu Qingcheng's face was getting paler and paler, but Wang Liang listened to it with great interest, and said to me: "Horsepower, this story sounds good, but what does it have to do with our products?"

I said: "Of course it has something to do with it. Isn't what you launched this time tomato juice? Finally, point the camera at the blood shed by the Kong family, then pop up your product, and add a slogan-"Longda tomato juice, who Who knows!' Let me tell you, if this ad is popular, I will call you daddy!"

Wang Liang's face also turned pale: "This advertisement will definitely be popular, but our tomato juice will definitely not be sold." After finishing speaking, he said, "And you ended up with two bad guys, Leng Baoyuan and maid. Together? There is something wrong with the concept of your advertisement, and the higher authorities will definitely not approve it."

"How can we be together!" I said, "That girl named Xiaohong was killed by Leng Baoyuan a long time ago."

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw Fu Qingcheng's eyes widen suddenly, he hit the ground heavily with his crutches, and shouted: "How did you know about this!"

I said, "I made it up."

Fu Qingcheng's hand holding the cane was exposed with blue veins, and his eyes were red when he looked at me. He didn't know whether it was excitement or fear: "Impossible! You even know Xiaohong's name! Who told you! Who is it? Is it Xiaohong?" ? Is she not dead, where is she?"

When he said this, the two bodyguards and Wang Liang were stunned. I smiled and said, "Hey, Mr. Fu, what you said is strange. You built her into the wall, but you asked me where she was?" Oh, how did I know that you stuffed her into the wall behind the bed?"

"You're lying!" Fu Qingcheng lost all reason, and knocked on the ground with his cane, "It's impossible for anyone to know about that! I know, she's not dead, so where is that bitch?"

I asked, "You really want to know? Don't regret it."

Fu Qingcheng shouted: "Tell me!"

I said, "She's right behind you."

While I was speaking, Xiaohong had already crawled behind Fu Qingcheng, and said faintly: "Leng Baoyuan..."

Fu Qingcheng's body froze instantly, "Who? Who's there?" The bodyguards looked around after hearing the voice, but they couldn't see Xiaohong's ghost.

"Why..." Xiaohong yelled as she climbed onto Fu Qingcheng's back, stretched out her hand to press his shoulder, lay on Fu Qingcheng's shoulder in an extremely strange posture, put her head on Fu Qingcheng's shoulder ambiguously, and repeated in a low voice, "Why?" ..."

Fu Qingcheng obviously felt it, and stood motionless.

Xiaohong repeated in a low voice: "Why...why..." Her voice was already gloomy, but it sounded even more chilly in the empty conference room!

A drop of cold sweat dripped down Fu Qingcheng's face, and asked in a low voice, "Xiaohong?"

Xiaohong said softly: "Baoyuan...Baoyuan...it really is you...I miss you so much..." While talking, she touched Fu Qingcheng's face with her hand, and gently stroked his neck, when suddenly the expression on her face changed. Changed, strangled Fu Qingcheng's neck fiercely, and screamed: "Why!!!"

Fu Qingcheng's face was flushed, and he said with difficulty: "Xiao Hong, is it really you?"

The two bodyguards and Wang Liang looked at Fu Qingcheng's expression more and more painful for no reason, but they didn't know what happened.

Xiao Hong sternly said: "I am wholeheartedly for you, why did you kill me?"

Fu Qingcheng raised his hand with difficulty, the white jade finger on the thumb emitted a burst of white light and opened Xiaohong, Xiaohong wailed and rushed forward again, this time the white light flashed more violently, hitting Xiaohong hard against the wall, Xiao Hong struggled to get up, looked at the jade wrench angrily and said, "What is this?"

Therefore, the world is ever-changing. If you don’t listen carefully to the door god’s explanation, the evil consequences of climbing the window will appear here.

"Bitch! Do you still have the face to come back and seek revenge on me?" Fu Qingcheng couldn't see where Xiaohong was, looked around vigilantly, and sneered, "Since you turned into a ghost and came here, I just happened to beat you out of my mind to relieve the pain in my heart." hatred!"

Xiaohong lay on the ground, staring at Fu Qingcheng resentfully.

"Come on! Come on!" Fu Qingcheng walked around the room with his thumb sticking out. After searching for a while, he still couldn't see where Xiaohong was. He simply smashed his crutches on the ground, slapped the table and shouted, "Bitch!" Man! Come out for me!"

Seeing that Fu Qingcheng was so excited, the bodyguards and Wang Liang hurried up to help him to comfort him, but Fu Qingcheng was emotional and kept shouting, "I'm a wolf-hearted dog. It's true that I hurt the Kong family for my own future, but you bitch is nothing! Good bird! Why I killed you, you know best in your heart! Don't think you pretended to be innocent, I don't know that you killed my wife!"

At this time, General Kong had already brought Kong Ting up, and he was taken aback when he heard what he said.

Kong Ting was killed by Xiaohong? !

This sentence shocked everyone present and the ghosts. Xiaohong obviously did not expect Fu Qingcheng to say this, and said in horror: "You...what did you say?"

"I originally thought that Kong Ting committed suicide after knowing about you and me." Fu Qingcheng sneered, "But you didn't expect that Kong Ting was so eager to keep the villa as it was. I went to the room where she stayed before, and accidentally I saw the teacup on the table, the water in it had dried up, and there was white powder at the bottom of the cup, so I picked it up and asked the shopkeeper of the pharmacy. Xiaohong, do you know what that is?"

Xiaohong opened her eyes wide and remained silent.

"It's the medicine I fed you later! If she committed suicide, how could she hang herself after taking the medicine and being so weak?" Fu Qingcheng looked around and sneered, "I'm afraid you stunned her and created her again." The illusion of suicide."

As soon as these words came out, even Kong Ting was stunned, and murmured: "Medicine? Kesu, Kesu, I have no impression..."

Nonsense, you have already fallen asleep, how can there be any impression!I sighed, it turned out that she was confused all day because she was fed too much medicine before she died, and she didn't even know how to die.

At this time, all the ghosts of the Kong family had crawled in. Hearing this, they all looked at Xiaohong.

Fu Qingcheng said: "Although that Kong Ting always looks down on me, I love Kong Ting to the bone. If you kill my wife, I can't wait to cut you into pieces! You still ask me why I killed you?!"

(End of this chapter)