Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 23: Reason (3)
Xiaohong trembled like a sieve, not daring to make a sound.

General Kong opened his eyes wide, glared at Xiao Hong and said sharply: "It turns out that you killed my daughter!"

Fu Qingcheng was shocked when he heard the words: "The one whose surname is Kong?" Then he looked around in panic, "Why are you here?"

General Kong cracked his whip: "That's a good question, I'm here to take your dog's life!" After saying that, he led all the ghosts of the Kong family to jump on him.

Fu Qingcheng hurriedly hid back and shouted loudly: "What are you doing standing there, come and help!"

The two bodyguards didn't know where these ghosts were, so they could only punch randomly out of thin air.

All the ghosts of the Kong family yelled: "Leng Baoyuan, die!" They rushed towards Fu Qingcheng like a large army, and when Fu Qingcheng heard the voice getting closer, he covered his face with his hands in panic, and saw him The white light in his hand flashed like a thunderbolt, and all the ghosts were beaten back like waves.

It's that white jade wrench again!
When Fu Qingcheng heard the wailing of the Kong family ghost, he put down his hands suspiciously.After waiting for a while, seeing that the wailing sound was still going on, there was a smug expression on his face, he put up his thumb, stretched his finger in front of his chest, and said to us: "Just because you ghosts want to hurt me, tell you, This finger was given to me by an expert to protect my life, just rely on you? Want to hurt me? Hahahaha, don’t overestimate yourself!"

All the ghosts of the Kong family were indignant, the hanged ghost looked at the people around him in confusion, then took a step forward and called out: "Baoyuan."

Fu Qingcheng was shocked: "Kong Ting?"

The hanged ghost doesn't remember much about his life, he doesn't even remember his name but only remembers his husband, he doesn't hate him like all the ghosts of the Kong family, but his tone is very gentle: "Baoyuan, I have been waiting for you for a long time , why don't you come to find me?"

Fu Qingcheng's eyes got wet, and he said: "Kong Ting, you know my heart for you best. In the past few decades without you, I miss you every day, life would be better than death..." After saying this, he changed the subject, "I now know that I made a mistake back then, and I regret it now. Tell your father to let them reincarnate as soon as possible, and don't bother me again, okay?"

As soon as he said that, I screamed in my heart that it was not good, this hanged ghost has deep affection for Leng Baoyuan, maybe he will really agree to him.

"So you still remember that I have been so loud for so many years." The face of the hanged ghost turned red, and he rolled his tongue and said: "Baoyuan, anyway, you don't care if I'm not here, so you can take it off yourself." Pull your finger and let my dad suck you shit. Then you shit early and come to accompany me, and we will be a pair of gods and donkeys in the underground, will you roar?"

I immediately laughed, why did I forget that the logic of this hanged ghost is different from others?It's just that she is willing to be a ghost mandarin duck, but Leng Baoyuan will definitely not give up her current glory and wealth.

Sure enough, Fu Qingcheng's expression changed drastically when he heard the words, and he scolded: "I'm so devoted to you, you actually want me to die! You bunch of wild ghosts want to kill me? Don't dream! Tell you, only the gods and Gods and beasts can crack my finger!"

I was still upset when I heard him speak before, but when I heard his last words, I smiled with relief and said, "Come on, Pikachu."

Pixiu has long been displeased with this person and scolded him several times, upon hearing my order, he immediately jumped out of the jade pendant, turned into a real body and went straight to Fu Qingcheng.

Wang Liang and the bodyguards finally saw a real one, and exclaimed, "What is this?"

"Haven't you seen it before? Let me open your eyes. This is the legendary legendary beast through the ages——Pikachu." I smiled at Fu Qingcheng. Coincidentally, I happen to have the habit of carrying divine beasts with me."

While I was speaking, Pai Yao had already jumped in front of Fu Qingcheng, and bit Fu Qingcheng's hand with one bite.

Pixiu jumped back to my side, and spit out a white jade finger, I took the finger and leisurely walked up to Fu Qingcheng: "Don't hug, your hand is still there." Fu Qingcheng was startled, stretched out his hand to look, Although he was bitten by Pixiu, his hand was intact.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and I reminded him: "Now is not the time to relax, be prepared." After speaking, he stood up and walked away, revealing a group of Kong family ghosts behind him, led by General Kong, waving his whip, The eyes are fierce.

Fu Qingcheng finally showed a genuinely scared expression, and while crawling back, he said, "Bodyguard, bodyguard!"

The two bodyguards next to him wanted to help him, but General Kong shouted, "Whoever dares to help him! I will kill him!" As soon as the words came out, the bodyguards immediately fell silent. He held it with one hand.

Fu Qingcheng's body was quickly engulfed by the ghosts of the Kong family who swarmed up. All he could hear was his wailing. The sound was so miserable that it didn't seem like a human being.

After more than ten minutes, all the ghosts dragged out Fu Qingcheng's soul, punched and kicked, Fu Qingcheng's soul had been stretched severely and deformed, howled again and again, but his body was silent.

I poked my head in and saw that Fu Qingcheng's body had been bitten into a mess by the Kong family ghost, his skin was covered with bruises, his stomach was wide open, and all his intestines flowed out.It's so miserable that it can't be described in words. If it's a movie scene without a mosaic, it will definitely be banned.

"Being cut open by all the ghosts, the pain is indescribable." Pai Yao said, "They want Leng Baoyuan to experience the pain of being gutted."

I sighed: "It's not easy for these ghosts, how long nails need to be left to achieve the effect of ripping people's belly!"

"Mr. Fu!" Two bodyguards ran over to help Fu Qingcheng up, and shouted repeatedly, "Mr. Fu!"

I said, "Don't worry about it, the intestines are all leaking out, it's hopeless."

The bodyguard gave me a strange look, then called an ambulance while giving first aid to Fu Qingcheng.

"What they see is different from what you see." Pai Yao said, "The human world and the ghost world have their own rules. Unlike monsters, ghosts never leave traces of harming people. The Fu Qingcheng they saw had no external injuries. Even if it is sent to your human hospital, the result is sudden death."

The scene I see now is very subtle. The ghost of Fu Qingcheng behind him was beaten by all the ghosts, and the bodyguard in front of him was pressing on the chest of the corpse with rotten intestines to give first aid.

"This..." Wang Liang was stunned by this unexpected change, and asked repeatedly, "What's going on? Mr. Fu is dead? Why is he holding his thumb up?"

When I saw it, Fu Qingcheng's corpse was indeed holding his thumb up, as if he had hoped to save himself by using the thumb puller that no longer existed before he died.

"Why is he holding his thumb up?" I said, "Damn it, damn it!"

After a while, several doctors in white robes rushed in and surrounded Fu Qingcheng's body.Rich people are really different, it's only been a few minutes.

However, Fu Qingcheng was bound to die, and Hua Tuo would not be able to save him even if he was alive.

Sure enough, after a while, the doctors shook their heads and put Fu Qingcheng's body on a stretcher, covering his head with a white sheet.

Seeing this scene, Fu Qingcheng's ghost ignored Kong's ghost's attack, and squeezed towards his body, shouting loudly: "I'm not dead yet! I'm here! I'm not dead yet!"

General Kong swung his whip over: "Fuck off your grandma! If you want to revive your soul, there is no way!"

These ghosts became noisy again in an instant, and all the ghosts swarmed up, punching and kicking again.

At this moment, someone shouted: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Fighting in broad daylight!"

After all, two ghost guards floated in from outside the door, holding up their batons and saying: "The man squats on the left, the woman squats on the right, and puts his hands on his head! Don't move! Fight in our jurisdiction! Lawless you!"

When General Kong turned his head, the two ghosts laughed: "Oh, old Kong, why is it you?"

General Kong pointed at Fu Qingcheng: "This guy is the bastard I told you about killing my family."

The two ghost messengers said: "That's okay, you continue to beat, and tell us when you are tired, and we will take him back for trial."

Fu Qingcheng wailed: "Master Guicha, you can't do this, is there any law for this?!"

The ghost messenger walked over and kicked his ass: "Get out, you scum knows what Wang Fa is? We have seen everything in your life!"

General Kong and I said, "Are you familiar with ghosts here?"

"I've been here for decades, how can I not be familiar with it?" General Kong lashed him a few more times, and then said to the ghost: "Take him away."

The ghost messenger took the chain and tied Fu Qingcheng.

"Ah..." Kong Ting was still in a daze at first, as if she couldn't figure out the situation. Where are you going? I want to be with Baoyuan!"

"You are fascinated by him!" General Kong said, "This bastard killed our whole family, and you still follow him?"

"Kong's surname! Don't think about why I hate you!" Fu Qingcheng sneered and shouted loudly, "Since I entered the Kong family, you have disliked me, thinking that I have climbed into your family, and ridiculed every day. I am a countryman. There is nothing wrong with people, but I am also a masculine man! Who can bear such an insult!"

General Kong said: "What a majestic man! At the beginning you kept saying that you liked Xiaoting so I married her to you, but you had an affair with the maid after marriage."

Fu Qingcheng said: "There are only a few people in the entire Confucian mansion who can freely enter and leave the study room, and Xiaohong grew up in Confucian parents, and she is the most trusted by you. I can only use her. A big man can make big things regardless of small details! The person I love the most It's still Kong Ting!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a loud slap. I took a closer look and saw that the hanged ghost walked over at some point and slapped Fu Qingcheng on the face.

This slap stunned everyone, and General Kong asked in surprise: "Girl, do you remember?"

The hanged ghost looked at Fu Qingcheng, his face was still puzzled, but tears were streaming down his face, he said: "I don't know, I always think this person is hateful!"

As soon as the ghost guard pulled the chain, he was about to take Fu Qingcheng away. General Kong pointed to the corner and said, "There is one more."

I saw Xiaohong shivering and shivering in the corner of the wall, as soon as the ghost sent over to put on the iron chain, the female ghost struggled and shouted repeatedly: "Why, why!"

But neither of the two ghosts is a ghost who loves the fragrance and cherishes the jade, so he puts on the chain and takes her away.

Xiao Hong kept shouting: "Why, why..." The voice was extremely miserable.

"Stop yelling." I said to her, "After you go back, do a good job of reforming, and strive to be a new man as soon as possible. After you have redeemed the sins of this life, I should also have money. At that time, I will buy a burning "One Hundred Thousand Whys" for you."

The ghost messenger said to Kong's ghost: "You all owed debts in your previous life, you will have to go to trial sooner or later, today you will have your revenge, come with me."

After hearing this, the ghost of the Kong family left with the ghost messenger. Kong Ting was still unwilling to leave, but Mrs. Kong pulled her and said, "Let's go, son, you have never harmed anyone before you were alive. If you can have a good pregnancy, let's go together." Bar."

When Kong Ting heard this, she lowered her head and thought for a while, then turned her head and looked at me with tears in her eyes. I was sore in my heart. I wanted to live with this female ghost for these days, and I was a little bit reluctant, but reincarnation is a serious matter, so I can't delay, and finally sighed. He sighed, waved his hand and said, "Let's go, remember to learn Mandarin well in your next life."

Kong Ting turned her head and left with Kong Jiagui.

The ghost who has been with me for so long is reincarnated like this. I feel a little uncomfortable when I think that I will never see that big tongue again.The people in the room were still busy beside Fu Qingcheng's body, and I didn't want to stay here any longer, so I went out and took a car back to the second floor.

As soon as I walked to the intersection, I saw two ghosts, Gou Fugui and Don't Forget Me, floating towards me. Gou Fugui greeted me from afar: "Comrade Lei Feng, Comrade Lei Feng, the results of the last appraisal are out."

I said, "You two came just in time, and I have already got results."

Gou Fugui said: "Comrade Lei Feng, listen to me first, I have already found what you asked me to check last time."

I said: "Everything is clear, Fu Qing's achievement is Leng Baoyuan."

Gou Fugui said: "That Wang Liang is really Leng Baoyuan."

"That's right, we already knew that Wang Liang was Leng Baoyuan... Wang Liang?!" I said, "Isn't it Fu Qingcheng?"

Don't forget to ask: "Fu Qingcheng? Who is that?"

"No, no!" I said, "You must have made a mistake. Those ghosts all recognized Fu Qingcheng as Leng Baoyuan, and he himself admitted it. How did he become Wang Liang again?"

Wu Xiangwang said: "We took Wang Liang's yang energy and compared it with the archives in the underworld. There can be no mistake."

Gou Fugui said: "Comrade Lei Feng, I know this is unbelievable, but the facts are in front of us. We have conducted a technical comparison. Do you have to believe in science... Hey? Comrade Lei Feng, why do you use skepticism? looking at me?"

(End of this chapter)