The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 83
I have boasted too much, and I have gone through the routine. Although the result was not satisfactory, Ji Shaoyi still pulled her up as promised, and turned around and ran away the moment the rescue was completed, for fear that Lang Qiao would give him a hug first when he got up. shuttle.

Until he managed to hide behind the tree, the expected gunfire did not sound.

As soon as Ji Shao turned his head, he saw Lang Qiao took the medicine slowly, then got on the motorcycle again, and said to him from a distance: "Stand still, I will show you a high-end operation."

He didn't look like he wanted to settle accounts after Qiu Hou.

For a moment, Ji Shaoyi felt very ashamed of his behavior of treating the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, and at the same time he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Is this the atmosphere that an official palace should have?

He loves this woman!
He came out from behind the tree very obediently, and stood there obediently, his eyes widened to see her high-end operations.

Lang Qiao pointed the front of the car at him, hooked the corners of his lips blackly, stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom, and forcibly rolled over his pink and delicate body.

Ji Shaoyi's soft sister let out a cry of pain and fell to the ground on the spot.

Ji Shaoyi: "..." I take back what I just said.

Forget about the main palace, Xin Zheku is more suitable for her.

Some weaklings were thinking about Xin Zheku, but they said inhumanely: "I hate it~ Do you want people to praise you like that? How bad is it for others to hear?"

He humbly crawled all the way to Lang Qiao's feet, his voice filled with infinite pampering: "Don't make trouble, quickly pull me up."

What he said on his mouth was to stop making trouble, but the villain in his heart was clamoring crazily: Come on~ be happy~

When he thought that Lang Jun was going to start molesting him in reverse, he was inexplicably a little excited.

Then he saw Lang Qiao pointing a gun at his forehead, and said coldly, "Call me dad."

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

The gradually rippling smile on his face froze in an instant, and his mind was full of: I'm a fart, I'm autistic.

Any interest in front of the straight girl of steel will instantly change the situation of father and son!

"Hey..."

With a 'bang' sound, Lang Qiao interrupted his whimpering, and manually cleared a lot of his blood, raised his eyebrows and said, "You try another whining?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Hey, why are you so fierce!

"I'll say it again, call me dad." While speaking, Lang Qiao put away the gun and punched him again, knocking out another part of his little blood.

Seeing his precarious blood volume, Ji Shaoyi succumbed very spinelessly, and he couldn't help comforting himself in his heart: Anyway, if he catches up with him, he will be an ancestor, and it's no big deal to call him father.

So he cleared his throat and said coyly, "Father?"

In the next second, he heard Tian Luoji's soft voice: "Hey, darling."

"Screw again, scream again." Gu Congxin also booed: "Ben's father also helped the team at the time of life and death, so it's not too much to shout, right?"

There was also a rare smile in Lang Qiao's indifferent voice. While helping him, he bargained: "There is also my voice, I have to call it again."

"My mother..." Ji Shaoyi laughed angrily: "I treat you as teammates, but you want to be my father? Have you asked my mother for her opinion?"

Gu Congxin let out a groan, the team was the best in technology and the volume was the loudest in the team: "Then why not? We are willing to sacrifice our spare time to help you realize your e-sports dream, and we don't even need your salary." , what's wrong with calling Dad?"

Tian Luo has been bullied for so long, and finally someone who dared to speak up came, even with him, he got a little nervous, and nodded in agreement: "That's right! What's wrong with calling Dad!"

"Okay, okay, you're all my dad, okay?" Ji Shao saw that the two of them were riding fast enough, and decided not to argue with them.

He and Lang Qiao had wasted a lot of time flirting with each other. They rode a motorcycle for [-] miles but failed to enter the circle, and died directly from the poison.

However, Tian Luo and Gu Congxin, who have been compared for thousands of years, are invincible big rookies. After entering the finals, their positions were exposed every minute, and they only got No.4 in the end.

After a game, Ji Shaoyi returned to the room and asked Gu Congxin, "How do you feel?"

Gu Congxin's mind was still echoing with the gunshots like firecrackers that suddenly sounded from all directions. The whole person seemed to be living in a dream, and he asked in a daze: "Is the game over? How did I die? How did I die?" Didn't see anything?"

And this game is much more dangerous than krypton gold.

"It's normal to play like this in the first game." Ji Shaoyi said, and clicked on the match again: "Just play a few more games."

The first one just made her interested in this game, and the second one started, Ji Shaoyi was going to teach her how to do it.

Taking advantage of the effort in the quality square, Ji Shaoyi briefly introduced to her the real game rules of PUBG.

After listening to it, Gu Congxin's first question was: "So this game can't cut wheat at all?"

Ji Shaoyi: "Yes."

"Can't you make Coca-Cola chicken wings?"

Lang Qiao: "That's right."

"The hunting and so on are all lies?"

Tian Luo: "Yes."

Gu Congxin's face was filled with disappointment: "Then what's the point of me playing it?"

"Although you can't hunt, you can hit people!" Ji Shaoyi hurriedly explained: "When you practice your marksmanship accurately, will this dissatisfied map be your prey?"

"But I think it's good for everyone to pick up junk together, and go racing. Why do you have to fight?" The reason why Gu Congxin didn't play competitive games was not only because of her handicap, but also because she was very Buddhist.

The life of fighting and killing is not suitable for her, she likes to travel in various places, and her wife and children are hot on the bed.

"Because you are dead, your beautiful clothes will be taken away." Lang Qiao knew her destiny well, and said slowly: "And if you are skilled, you can take away the beautiful clothes that others bought with money. "

Upon hearing the beautiful clothes, Gu Congxin's eyes lit up again.

"Ah, yes." Ji Shaoyi was inspired immediately, and started the MLM model on the spot: "Student, are you still worrying about krypton gold warm krypton not being able to compete with others? Friend, are you still worried about whether you can't buy beautiful clothes?" Worried about getting up?"

"As long as you play PUBG, I will pay for your sorrows, and I will be responsible for your troubles. As long as you operate well, there is no equipment that you can't grab. As long as you have good marksmanship, you can choose beautiful clothes!"

After speaking, he opened the map and clicked on City P, raised his eyebrows at Gu Congxin and said, "Whoever's clothes squeak, I have to take it down for you even if I go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire!"

Gu Congxin was so brainwashed by him that his blood boiled, he slapped the table without hesitation and said, "I want yours!"

Mingren doesn't say dark words, she has been greedy for his skirt for a long time.

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

When this one landed, Ji Ruanmei Shaoyi had only one bikini left on her body.

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