The e-sports god has fallen again
Chapter 84 I'm on Fire
Chapter 84 I'm on Fire
But it's not a big problem, as long as Gu Congxin can be stabilized, what does it matter if he runs around the map with his butt naked?
For the sake of Gu Congxin's game experience, he turned a corner on the road to Jump P City, and drifted all the way to the ruins.
And Gu Congxin's first words were: "Wow, this place looks so poor."
"Good boy." Lang Qiao didn't even blink his eyes when he fooled around, "This is to make you feel more substitutive when picking up junk."
"Forget about the tatters, can you pick up a set of clothes for me first?" Ji Shaoyi dangled in front of her in a bikini with a sad face.
"No, get out." Lang Qiao turned his head and left with his eyes burning.
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Okay, I understand.
It turned out that in her eyes, he was even worse than rags.
And Lang Qiao has already started to tell Gu Congxin the key points of picking up junk: "The higher the level of things like armor, head, bag, the better, don't pick up unpopular weapons like sickles and crossbows, because they are almost useless ..."
While listening, Gu Congxin picked up a grenade, held it in his hand and asked Lang Qiao in a daze, "How do you use this thing?"
"Press and hold the left button for a high throw, suitable for long distances. Press the left button and right click at the same time to switch to a low throw, suitable for short distances. After determining the throwing point according to the ballistic trajectory, just throw it out."
After finishing speaking, Lang Qiao ran out of the room as if hiding from the plague, and then said, "You can try."
Gu Congxin tried it and tried it, she was not afraid at all, she pulled the string and threw it again, only to hear a 'ding' sound, the grenade touched the wall and bounced back to her feet.
With a 'bang', Gu Congxin successfully knocked himself down.
Lang Qiao: "..." I knew it.
After a show of operation, Ji Shaoyi applauded on the spot, and praised again and again: "It's so powerful, is this the legendary way of injuring the enemy one thousand and self-inflicted eight hundred?"
Gu Congxin thought he had mastered a skill that could kill people, and he even straightened his waist. After being helped up by Lang Qiao, he didn't even take medicine, and rushed to Ji Shaoyi holding Lei, arrogant He coaxed: "If you push me one more word, I'm not sure what will happen next."
"Oh, then I'm really scared." Ji Shao raised his hand and shot her.
Gu Congxin fell to the ground again.
While she was cowardly crawling towards Lang Qiao, she still kept complaining: "Lang Jun, look at him~"
Lang Qiao didn't want to pay any attention to the two kindergarten students, pulled her up and threw two bags, then turned and left.
After Gu Congxin suffered a loss, he became more sober. He knew that he couldn't beat him with his current strength, so he didn't bother him anymore. He picked up a bunch of throwing objects by himself and had a lot of fun playing.
When Lang Qiao passed by her for the first time, this idiot was throwing smoke bombs for fun.
When Lang Qiao passed by her for the second time, this naive threw a bomb in front of her, and kept yelling, "Oh, oh, lord, I'm blind!"
When Lang Qiao passed by her for the third time, this fool threw a Molotov cocktail at his feet...
Seeing the fire that suddenly spread all over the place, Gu Congxin was completely dumbfounded. While running outside, he screamed: "Mr., I'm on fire!"
Ji Shaoyi: "Jump into the sea to put out the fire!"
"Ah, there is no sea around here!" Gu Cong walked around the house anxiously like an ant on a hot pot.
Ji Shaoyi: "Then blow hard at the screen! Just blow it out!"
Gu Congxin really believed his evil, she puffed up her cheeks and blew violently at the screen, and then saw...she fell down with both her hands on fire.
If she hadn't withdrawn in time, she would have been cremated into a box by now.
And Ji Shaoyi was still coming up with bad ideas: "It's really impossible to just pour a basin of water on the screen!"
"No need, the fire is out." Gu Congxin crawled up to Lang Qiao humbly again, still in shock, "But I almost died."
Lang Qiao: "..." Damn mentally retarded.
After being burned by the Molotov cocktail, Gu Congxin resolutely stopped her insane behavior, and followed Lang Qiao to search the house obediently.
While searching and returning, these materials were given replacement numbers. The first-level bag is Chanel, the second-level bag is Dior, and the third-level bag is LV.
In this way, when searching for a house, there will be a kind of... a different kind of pleasure.
Lang Qiao sneered at this pleasure and said, "You are so boring."
"Oh, idleness is idleness anyway, what's wrong with daydreaming?" Gu Congxin always used one set of nonsensical arguments.
Lang Qiao just wanted to talk to her, when she heard her scream again: "Oh my god, come here, sir, I picked up another LV!"
"Keep it for yourself, I already have it." Lang Qiao said.
"I have it too." Gu Congxin looked at this one on her body, and then at the one on the ground. She felt that the palms and backs of her hands were full of flesh, and she couldn't bear to throw them away.
Even in order to let her LV realize its value as a bag, she took the initiative to ask Ji Shao: "Weak Zero, do you want a bag? The third-level one~"
And Weak Ling snorted coldly, and said with a look of disdain: "It's just a third-level bag. I picked it up when I landed, young master."
Gu Congxin was annoyed by his bitch-like appearance, and said coldly, "You don't want to be just right, some people are greedy for my third-class bag."
She looked at Tian Luo expectantly, and just about to open her mouth to sell, she saw Tian Luo weakly said: "I, I have it too."
Gu Congxin: "..." Hell, did the Jiangnan Leather Factory close down today?Why are there premium packages everywhere?
In order to keep her beloved bag from dust, she even turned on all voices: "Hello, hello? Is there anyone nearby? Is there anyone nearby? Does anyone want a third-level bag?"
I don't know, I thought the employees of Jiangnan Leather Factory came out to set up a street stall again.
Until the three of them got into the car and were about to run off drugs, Gu Congxin was still frantically selling her third-class bags on the roof.
"Stop yelling, you're running out of drugs." Ji Shaoyi honked the car horn.
"Wait a minute." Gu Congxin said to wait a moment, but forced them to wait a million times.
Seeing that no one was coming down, Lang Qiao jumped out of the car directly: "I'll go up and have a look."
As soon as she reached the stairs, she saw Gu Congxin walking two steps, pressing F once, taking two steps, pressing F once, dragging the third-grade bag abruptly, unwilling to let go.
Seeing Lang Qiao approaching, she said excitedly, "Wait for a while, it will be ready soon!"
Lang Qiao: "..." You'll be like a hammer soon.
There is a problem with the game mechanism, even if she drags the bag out, she can't take it to the car.
So Lang Qiao got into the car without looking back, and said to Ji Shao: "Let's go first, don't care about this idiot."
"Okay." As soon as Ji Shaoyi turned the car around, he caught a glimpse of a red area on the map in the lower right corner, and luckily it was just above their heads.
(End of this chapter)
But it's not a big problem, as long as Gu Congxin can be stabilized, what does it matter if he runs around the map with his butt naked?
For the sake of Gu Congxin's game experience, he turned a corner on the road to Jump P City, and drifted all the way to the ruins.
And Gu Congxin's first words were: "Wow, this place looks so poor."
"Good boy." Lang Qiao didn't even blink his eyes when he fooled around, "This is to make you feel more substitutive when picking up junk."
"Forget about the tatters, can you pick up a set of clothes for me first?" Ji Shaoyi dangled in front of her in a bikini with a sad face.
"No, get out." Lang Qiao turned his head and left with his eyes burning.
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Okay, I understand.
It turned out that in her eyes, he was even worse than rags.
And Lang Qiao has already started to tell Gu Congxin the key points of picking up junk: "The higher the level of things like armor, head, bag, the better, don't pick up unpopular weapons like sickles and crossbows, because they are almost useless ..."
While listening, Gu Congxin picked up a grenade, held it in his hand and asked Lang Qiao in a daze, "How do you use this thing?"
"Press and hold the left button for a high throw, suitable for long distances. Press the left button and right click at the same time to switch to a low throw, suitable for short distances. After determining the throwing point according to the ballistic trajectory, just throw it out."
After finishing speaking, Lang Qiao ran out of the room as if hiding from the plague, and then said, "You can try."
Gu Congxin tried it and tried it, she was not afraid at all, she pulled the string and threw it again, only to hear a 'ding' sound, the grenade touched the wall and bounced back to her feet.
With a 'bang', Gu Congxin successfully knocked himself down.
Lang Qiao: "..." I knew it.
After a show of operation, Ji Shaoyi applauded on the spot, and praised again and again: "It's so powerful, is this the legendary way of injuring the enemy one thousand and self-inflicted eight hundred?"
Gu Congxin thought he had mastered a skill that could kill people, and he even straightened his waist. After being helped up by Lang Qiao, he didn't even take medicine, and rushed to Ji Shaoyi holding Lei, arrogant He coaxed: "If you push me one more word, I'm not sure what will happen next."
"Oh, then I'm really scared." Ji Shao raised his hand and shot her.
Gu Congxin fell to the ground again.
While she was cowardly crawling towards Lang Qiao, she still kept complaining: "Lang Jun, look at him~"
Lang Qiao didn't want to pay any attention to the two kindergarten students, pulled her up and threw two bags, then turned and left.
After Gu Congxin suffered a loss, he became more sober. He knew that he couldn't beat him with his current strength, so he didn't bother him anymore. He picked up a bunch of throwing objects by himself and had a lot of fun playing.
When Lang Qiao passed by her for the first time, this idiot was throwing smoke bombs for fun.
When Lang Qiao passed by her for the second time, this naive threw a bomb in front of her, and kept yelling, "Oh, oh, lord, I'm blind!"
When Lang Qiao passed by her for the third time, this fool threw a Molotov cocktail at his feet...
Seeing the fire that suddenly spread all over the place, Gu Congxin was completely dumbfounded. While running outside, he screamed: "Mr., I'm on fire!"
Ji Shaoyi: "Jump into the sea to put out the fire!"
"Ah, there is no sea around here!" Gu Cong walked around the house anxiously like an ant on a hot pot.
Ji Shaoyi: "Then blow hard at the screen! Just blow it out!"
Gu Congxin really believed his evil, she puffed up her cheeks and blew violently at the screen, and then saw...she fell down with both her hands on fire.
If she hadn't withdrawn in time, she would have been cremated into a box by now.
And Ji Shaoyi was still coming up with bad ideas: "It's really impossible to just pour a basin of water on the screen!"
"No need, the fire is out." Gu Congxin crawled up to Lang Qiao humbly again, still in shock, "But I almost died."
Lang Qiao: "..." Damn mentally retarded.
After being burned by the Molotov cocktail, Gu Congxin resolutely stopped her insane behavior, and followed Lang Qiao to search the house obediently.
While searching and returning, these materials were given replacement numbers. The first-level bag is Chanel, the second-level bag is Dior, and the third-level bag is LV.
In this way, when searching for a house, there will be a kind of... a different kind of pleasure.
Lang Qiao sneered at this pleasure and said, "You are so boring."
"Oh, idleness is idleness anyway, what's wrong with daydreaming?" Gu Congxin always used one set of nonsensical arguments.
Lang Qiao just wanted to talk to her, when she heard her scream again: "Oh my god, come here, sir, I picked up another LV!"
"Keep it for yourself, I already have it." Lang Qiao said.
"I have it too." Gu Congxin looked at this one on her body, and then at the one on the ground. She felt that the palms and backs of her hands were full of flesh, and she couldn't bear to throw them away.
Even in order to let her LV realize its value as a bag, she took the initiative to ask Ji Shao: "Weak Zero, do you want a bag? The third-level one~"
And Weak Ling snorted coldly, and said with a look of disdain: "It's just a third-level bag. I picked it up when I landed, young master."
Gu Congxin was annoyed by his bitch-like appearance, and said coldly, "You don't want to be just right, some people are greedy for my third-class bag."
She looked at Tian Luo expectantly, and just about to open her mouth to sell, she saw Tian Luo weakly said: "I, I have it too."
Gu Congxin: "..." Hell, did the Jiangnan Leather Factory close down today?Why are there premium packages everywhere?
In order to keep her beloved bag from dust, she even turned on all voices: "Hello, hello? Is there anyone nearby? Is there anyone nearby? Does anyone want a third-level bag?"
I don't know, I thought the employees of Jiangnan Leather Factory came out to set up a street stall again.
Until the three of them got into the car and were about to run off drugs, Gu Congxin was still frantically selling her third-class bags on the roof.
"Stop yelling, you're running out of drugs." Ji Shaoyi honked the car horn.
"Wait a minute." Gu Congxin said to wait a moment, but forced them to wait a million times.
Seeing that no one was coming down, Lang Qiao jumped out of the car directly: "I'll go up and have a look."
As soon as she reached the stairs, she saw Gu Congxin walking two steps, pressing F once, taking two steps, pressing F once, dragging the third-grade bag abruptly, unwilling to let go.
Seeing Lang Qiao approaching, she said excitedly, "Wait for a while, it will be ready soon!"
Lang Qiao: "..." You'll be like a hammer soon.
There is a problem with the game mechanism, even if she drags the bag out, she can't take it to the car.
So Lang Qiao got into the car without looking back, and said to Ji Shao: "Let's go first, don't care about this idiot."
"Okay." As soon as Ji Shaoyi turned the car around, he caught a glimpse of a red area on the map in the lower right corner, and luckily it was just above their heads.
(End of this chapter)
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