The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 85 No One Survives
"Fuck the bombing zone!" Tian Luo screamed on the spot, and suggested cowardly: "Why don't we go into the room and hide for a while, and then leave after the bombing is over?"

Don't ask, it means that after following Ji Shaoyifei for so long, he is completely terrified.

And Ji Shaoyi not only didn't have the slightest clue, but he snorted coldly, and said with disdain: "What are you afraid of? I have experienced many battles, my master. I dare to be the second in the technical service of hiding in the bombing area. No one would dare Say first!"

As he said that, he stepped on the gas, and said in a bully voice: "Sit still, I'll see you today with an epic tear-jerking blockbuster——"Escape from the Bombing Zone"!"

Accompanied by his loud flag, the jeep roared like a beast that had been dormant for a long time, and ran towards the distant hillside.

Just listening to the sound of 'biu—', a missile symbolizing love and justice fell from the sky, tracked in real time, struck with precision, and hit the speeding jeep impartially.

The jeep exploded on the spot, and the raging flames rising from it perfectly cremated the three of them, and there was a strange green light in the urn.

Ji Shaoyi: "."

Tian Luo: "."

Lang Qiao: "."

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On the contrary, Gu Congxin, who was obsessed with dragging bags, escaped by chance. Looking at the three IDs that suddenly turned gray in the lower left corner, she wiped away her tears with sincerity and said, "It's so tear-jerking. Let the three of you act."

"So, in order to commemorate our dead souls, are you interested in acting for us again?" Ji Shaoyi looked at the Hanhan dragging his bag away on the screen, and said with disgust: "I don't want to watch the whole process Hanhan picked up the bag."

Lang Qiao: "I don't want to see Hanhan picking up bags +1."

Tian Luo: "I don't want to see Hanhan picking up bags +10086."

"Shut up!" Gu Congxin said that he was the only living person in the team, and he was overwhelmed: "At any rate, I am also the only hope of our village, can you show some respect?"

Ji Shaoyi watched her drag the third-level bag from the room to the outside, and then looked at the remaining number of people in the upper right corner, and the whole person fell into despair.

Resurrection is impossible. When we return to the hall, we have to wait for Gu Congxin to come out before he can take her to fight. Moreover, he can't arouse his interest in teaching for some reason when he sees her naive appearance dragging her bag away.

So he took out his mobile phone on the spot, without raising his head, he said, "I'll play with Nuannuan first, and call me when I'm done."

Lang Qiao also followed suit, and ran to the living room to fetch Ji Youyu on the spot, then collapsed into the gaming chair with a contented face, "I'll masturbate for a while, and call me when I'm done."

Tian Luo looked at Ji Shaoyi and then at Lang Qiao, decisively clicked on WeChat, and started playing around.

Five minutes later, Ji Shaoyi, who had run out of stamina, looked away from the phone screen, and then saw .
The idiot Gu Congxin successfully dragged her third-level bag from the housing area to the hillside where they were killed, stopped and licked their equipment and continued to drag.

Ji Shaoyi: "." Damn mentally retarded.

He really couldn't stand it anymore, reached out and turned on all the microphones, and began to broadcast Gu Congxin's various evil deeds: "Hey, hey, can you hear the pretty guys nearby? There is a silly girl in pink on the hillside here." Stupid, while carrying a third-grade bag on her body, she is still dragging one in her hand, her behavior is particularly hateful, please ask the dear friends who pass by to give her a shuttle, it is also doing justice for the heavens!"

Lang Qiao, who was about to lick the cat and was about to fall asleep, was terrified by him, looked at the screen in a daze and asked, "Are you still alive?"

"How do you talk?" Gu Congxin raised his eyebrows, and said with a dissatisfied face: "Can't you just hope for something better? Maybe I'll take you to eat chicken right now?"

"Before you take us to eat chicken, can I beg you to throw away this third-level bag first?" Ji Shaoyi looked blank, "Otherwise, with the speed of your turtle crawling, you can run away when the poison comes." I can't even run."

Tian Luo also raised his head from the gap between jumps, stared at Gu Congxin's naive figure for two seconds, and then said coolly: "Those who don't know think it contains our ashes."

Ji Shaoyi nodded in agreement, and as soon as his throat was cleared, he began to play: "Counselor~ you go away~ leave us alone~ at worst, we will give Landong a suggestion after we go out, let him come up with an urn mechanism, let You can also drive with our ashes in the future~ Forget it this time~ The scenery here is pleasant, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and my husband and I will sleep well here~~~"

Gu Congxin has been immersed in various script-killing games for many years, and the moment he opened his mouth, he was an old drama: "No! A true teammate should not abandon, never give up!"

Then she dragged the bag even more cheerfully.

Lang Qiao was shown off by these two actors, and said expressionlessly: "Stop it, the ashes are about to fall apart."

And Tian Luo: "???" So why did he sleep with Lang Jun?Don't my ashes deserve a name?

During the time they were playing, the safe zone was refreshed again, and it was a diagonal circle of scourge as expected by Ji Shaoyi.

This also means that Gu Congxin has no chance of entering the circle with the turtle crawling speed of her dragging her bag.

Ji Shaoyi felt relieved immediately, and directly pointed her to two ways: "Either you throw away the bag now and enter the finals to die, or you continue to drag the bag and die when the poison comes."

"Would you not see me alive if you co-authored it?" Gu Congxin closed himself on the spot.

Between going to the finals to die and being poisoned to death on the spot, she decisively chose the former, dropped her bag and ran towards the finals.

And as soon as she entered the circle, she heard dense gunshots one after another, so frightened that Gu Congxin let out a 'fuck', and lay down on the ground on the spot. While crawling towards the thick grass, she chanted frantically in her heart: look I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me.
Immediately afterwards, a trembling male voice sounded from her earphones: "Brother, brother, are you also a lone wolf?"

Gu Congxin was terrified, and when she turned her camera, she saw a macho man lying on his stomach behind another tree not far from her.

Seeing her turn her head, the hunk even waved at her and said, "Why don't we form a team with two lone wolves? Then I can send you chicken by myself."

When Gu Congxin heard it, his mind was filled with: Really?There is such a good thing?

On the spot, he clicked on all the mics and said, "Okay, okay, how do you want to fight?"

But what she didn't expect was that the hunk man said 'fuck' on the spot, and murmured: "Why is it a woman?"

Gu Congxin: "???"

Then, she heard a very familiar 'ding', and she was wondering why this sound was so familiar, when she saw a thunder rolling by her feet...

With a 'bang', Gu Congxin became a box on the spot.

(End of this chapter)