The years I was a birdman

Chapter 168 Leading Paper Toad
"Counterattack? How to counterattack?" At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, in Fuze Hall.

Due to the urgency of the situation, Fuzetang still maintains the look of yesterday as if it was stolen or provoked by the city management. Lan Ying and the two went home, but bought some supper and let them go back to Fuzetang together.

Not to mention, this is the first time Zhang Shifei saw Mr. Cui taking a taxi. In that car just now, Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui sitting in the back seat. His face seemed to turn green when he got into the car. His legs were trembling unceasingly, and his hands didn't seem to know where to put them. I heard Yi Xinxing once told them that Mr. Cui's is called "intermittent psychological disorder caused by uncontrolled secretion of irritating brain glands." ', to put it simply, is 'taxi phobia'.

That was what Lao Yi told him on the train back from Mishan. After listening to it, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying laughed and laughed, thinking that the world is so big and full of wonders. B’s illness exists. Seeing that Mr. Cui usually coaxes people to stop and kill Buddhas and two women without blinking a cup, I can’t imagine that he still has this disease. This really reflects the old saying. There is no absolute thing, no matter what it is, there will be weaknesses, just like this Mr. Cui, killing demons and demons is as easy as drinking cold water with him, but who would have thought that in fact, only one car is charged per kilometer As long as one yuan and nine Xiali can easily bring him down?

Li Lanying sniggered aside, but Zhang Shifei didn't laugh at this time, because the parting looked really painful. I heard from Yi Xinxing just now that they also came by taxi before. If it wasn't like this, I'm afraid Zhang Shifei would Already broke his own neck.

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei couldn't laugh even if he was heartless. He could only look at Mr. Cui gratefully. Mr. Cui was already trembling at that time. Seeing Zhang Shifei looking at him like this, he immediately scolded: "Look at that, why does it look like you're bewitched? What kind of look is this? Are you too tired to pick up girls? Let me tell you, it's impossible, there is no result between us!"

Zhang Shifei had no choice but to smile wryly, then turned his head, hiding his gratitude in his heart, after all, as a man, it's good that he knows it in his heart.

Fortunately, Fuzetang arrived. After getting out of the car, Mr. Cui immediately changed his appearance. He raised his arms high and sighed: "Next time, don't sit on this crap, Lao Yi, Contact me for a second-hand 'Fart Donkey' (motorcycle) in two days."

Yi Xinxing got out of the car and nodded repeatedly: "Well, we have to buy the kind of thing that the police used to ride, with a bucket beside it, and it can carry me."

The two talked to each other and walked into the Fuze Hall. Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying followed closely behind and pushed open the door. As expected, the first thing they saw was Dong Sizhe, the idiot sitting on the sofa. , Zhang Shifei sighed, thinking that there are only blessings in this world that can’t be enjoyed, but there is no one that can’t be offended. They were so busy that they almost died, but Dong Sizhe was still there with a Taobao 58 yuan free shipping like an inflatable doll with pen vibration.

But he thought about it again, Dong Sizhe was already dead, so he didn't feel angry anymore. After seeing a few people coming back, Liu Yudi in the gift came out with the support of the female ghost in yellow, and saw that everyone was safe and sound. Liu Yudi also felt relieved, and she said to Mr. Cui, "Is everything going well?"

Mr. Cui's expression seemed to have answered her, and Mr. Cui said to her with a smile: "Hungry, look, I bought meat for you."

After finishing speaking, he shook the plastic bag in his hand, which contained several disposable lunch boxes full of vegetables, and Li Lanying sighed from the side: "Separate, when do you think you can be so gentle to us two?" , What’s the matter, didn’t you buy the braised pork for us?”

"I'm gentle with your uncle, you know that the price of pork has risen? Hurry up and eat a couple of buns that include the flour tax, and then we'll get down to business."

Everyone smiled wryly, but there was nothing they could do. The room in Fuze hall is messy now, so they didn't pay much attention to it. Except for Liu Yudi who was sitting at the computer table and eating meat, the four of them were sitting on the floor, eating fennel stuffing. On the other hand, Baozi held a small demon-slaying dinner party.

Compared with just now, everyone's mood is a little calmer now, and Zhang Shifei's mood has also eased. He smiled wryly while listening to Li Lanying scolding Baozi in the street. The fat man probably wanted to reconcile the atmosphere on purpose. Those who stayed said that the steamed stuffed bun was damaged, so they passed through without biting the stuffing.

Zhang Shifei smiled, ignored him, and said to Mr. Cui, "Separate, you just said you want to fight back, what's going on?"

Mr. Cui smiled, stuffed the half-drawn bun in his hand into his mouth, and said to Zhang Shifei while chewing: "Of course we have to fight back, otherwise how can we be so passive......Don't say it, this The stuffing of the buns is really small, so you can’t buy food next to the hospital, hey handsome guy, pour me some water.”

He didn't know who he said the word 'handsome guy' to, but as soon as he finished speaking, Yi Xinxing stood up and muttered 'Don't call me a stage name' while picking up a cup to take it some tea.

I really didn't expect that Yi Xinxing's stage name was so trendy. Li Lanying thought in her heart that if it was any more earthy, it would be enough to be buried in a coffin.

Yi Xinxing took the glass of water and handed it to Mr. Cui. After taking it, Mr. Cui took a sip and put the glass aside. Seeing that everyone had almost eaten, he said seriously: "I'm full. Come on, let's talk about business when we're full."

Finally getting to the point, everyone stopped and each lit a cigarette. Zhang Shifei asked, "Come on, how do we fight back?"

Then Mr. Cui sneered, and then took out from his pocket the 100 yuan he had taken from Zhang Shifei before. Zhang Shifei was puzzled and thought, isn't it just to buy supper from him separately?
Mr. Cui looked at Yi Xinxing, and Yi Xinxing nodded. He obviously knew Mr. Cui's intentions, so Mr. Cui said: "If you want to fight back, it's time to fight back. Tonight we will kill it by surprise!"

"You mean, the egg monster also has the money?" Liu Yudi asked softly beside Mr. Cui, who nodded and said, "That's right."

"Wait a minute." Seeing them talking on their own, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were a bit monks and confused, so Zhang Shifei said, "But where are we going to find that egg demon?"

Mr. Cui, Yi Xinxing and Liu Yudi smiled at each other, Mr. Cui said to Zhang Shifei, "What do you think is the biggest weakness of Jue Xiaojiu's egg demon?"

Zhang Shifei said, "I don't know."

Li Lanying said: "Too good at pretending?"

I saw that Mr. Cui smiled, and unexpectedly did not scold Li Lanying, but said to him: "Don't say it, you are really enlightened today, and you guessed it right, yes, its biggest weakness is that it can pretend too much." Duzi, you take yourself too seriously, this is a common problem of those who think they can control the fate of their loved ones."

Zhang Shifei was speechless, Li Lanying couldn't help laughing when Mr. Cui praised him, "What's this?"

This is a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart. At this moment, Mr. Cui shook the money in his hand again, and then said to the two: "It just overestimates itself. , I didn’t throw away the 20 yuan, but put it away.”

"But... Even so, what's the answer?" Zhang Shifei asked.

Then Yi Xinxing spoke, he smirked, and then said to the two of them: "You don't understand at first glance, right? Let me tell you, the way we search for people and ghosts is all about 'divination' ', which is Yudi's housekeeping skills, but why can't I find the location of the egg demon? It's because it doesn't have a "mark". Nine did a good job, but this time it took your money... Do you understand?"

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying suddenly realized that this was the case! !
Seeing the right and wrong Zhang asked in a hurry: "You mean, you can use this money to find out the whereabouts of the grandson?"

"That's right!" Mr. Cui said loudly, "That's it. Although we alone couldn't do it, there is nothing impossible for the three of us together."

Speaking of this, Mr. Cui got up and said softly to Liu Yudi: "You will be troubled again."

Liu Yudi shook her head with a smile, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Don't be afraid, as long as you can rescue Sister Dong early, it will be fine. Besides, I ate meat, and now I am very energetic."

Liu Yudi stuck out her little tongue while talking, Mr. Cui looked at her with eyes full of gratitude, and he said softly: "Thank you, girl, when this matter is all over..."

This Mr. Cui is usually like an old rascal, but only in front of Liu Yudi can he show this kind of tenderness. I don't know why, but suddenly, the atmosphere is very warm. Zhang and Li looked at each other and smiled, and the yellow-clothed female ghost on the sofa also smiled after seeing this scene, and then held the hand of the male ghost Dong Sizhe, Liu Yudi blushed slightly, and said to him: " Okay, I understand, everyone is here..."

Mr. Cui nodded, and when he turned his head, he had returned to a serious look, but he looked a little nondescript, because his paralyzed face made half of his expression serious now, but his normal expression was like a hypocrite .

I saw him saying to Yi Xinxing very seriously: "Old Yi, start copying guys!"

"Okay!" That Yi Xinxing got up and walked into the back room, as if looking for something in the cabinet, Liu Yudi also turned on the lamp on the computer desk, and then pressed the calculator with one hand, and held the pen in the other , wrote something on a piece of white paper, and taking advantage of this gap, Mr. Cui instructed Zhang and Li, and he said to Zhang Shifei: "In a while, Lao Yi and I are going to kill the egg demon." Xiao Jiu, you two stay here, understand?"

Zhang Shifei felt a little unhappy, you know he really wanted to go with Mr. Cui, and cut that disgusting egg monster into pieces, Li Lanying also complained: "I said split up, I won't take someone like you, you old man He said he wanted to train us, but he didn't take us with anything..."

Mr. Cui didn't talk nonsense, he just pointed to Liu Yudi and the two ghosts on the sofa, and then whispered to the fat man: "They won't go, can you understand what I mean?"

The two were at a loss for words, they wanted them to protect these two powerless girls. With such a big hat on, the two of them naturally had nothing to say, so they nodded .

At this time, Yi Xinxing came out from the back room, holding a bunch of things in his arms, and Liu Yudi seemed to have finished writing, so he gave up the table, and Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing moved the computer desk to the middle of the room. Yi put the things in his arms on it one by one, two red candles, an incense burner, three bowls, and after putting them away, Mr. Cui took out five incense sticks and lit them in the incense burner. He filled two bowls with white rice and millet, and mixed bright red cinnabar in the other bowl. After everything was done, Mr. Cui took the paper from Liu Yudi.

Holding the paper in his hand, he patted the 100 yuan that Zhang Shifei gave him on the table. His expression instantly became very solemn. Then he took out a brush from under the table and dipped it in cinnabar from the bowl , looked at the piece of paper thoughtfully, then frowned, made a sword finger with his left hand, and muttered loudly: "Patriarch Lingbao Tianzun, today I am weak in eliminating demons. Let the lower realms raise the power of the immortal family!"

After a drink, he yelled again: "Hurry up like a law!"

While speaking, his right hand had already drawn the pen and snake, and he started to draw on the one hundred yuan banknote. Naturally, what he drew was not any illegal information, but a talisman, which was completed in one go without any lingering. I did not forget to put on a pose, and stretched the cinnabar pen over the candlelight. The cinnabar pen burned by the candle gave off a pungent smell. I saw Mr. Cui raised the pen again, and while it was hot The banknote was tapped four times in a row and then: "One point of dragonfly water, two points of paper crouching dragon, three days to open the spiritual aperture, four points to open the nether world! Hurry like a law!!!"

After shouting loudly, Mr. Cui said to Yi Xinxing beside him; "It's done, it's your turn!"

Then Yi Xinxing said with a smile: "Look, do you like cranes or toads?"

Mr. Cui replied while wiping his sweat, "It's up to you."

After finishing speaking, he took a few steps back. Yi Xinxing walked to the table, picked up the hundred-yuan bill and began to fold it repeatedly. He was still muttering something, but he couldn't make out what he said.

In fact, there was a question that Zhang Shifei wanted to ask for a long time. Seeing that Mr. Cui was fine now, he asked him, "By the way, let's break up. Can I ask you something?"

Mr. Cui looked at him and said, "What's the matter?"

The right and wrong said: "You once told me that you learned your skills from ghosts, and they are the same... I mean, why do I think the formulas you three usually recite are somewhat similar? What is this? What is it?"

Mr. Cui smiled, and he didn't seem to want to hide it from him, so he said with some emotion: "We are the successors of the 'Book of the Three Purities', each of us has a unique skill, and what you see now is the 'Integrating the Three Purities'. Let me tell you more."

Sanqingshu?Sounds cool?Zhang Shifei thought to himself, and after a while, Yi Xinxing laughed, "You're done!" Everyone stepped forward, and saw a paper toad made of banknotes appear on the table.

I saw that Mr. Cui said: "It really fits your aesthetics... Forget it, the toad will be the toad, as long as it can lead the way."

Li Lanying asked Yi Xinxing curiously: "Brother Yi, what is this thing? You have been busy for a long time just to make a handicraft?"

I saw Yi Xinxing smiled contemptuously, then waved his hand to Li Lanying and said, "You are so naive, na? ve, English, do you understand? Think this is an ordinary toad? Tell you, don't underestimate this toad." , Back then...forget it, let me tell you, this is the product of the unity of the Three Purities, it is called 'Xuanmen Guidance Paper Toad', it is enough to peek into the way of heaven, alas, it is really ignorant."

"Okay, don't be poor." Mr. Cui interrupted Yi Xinxing, and then said: "You still speak English, why don't you learn folk songs? Do something serious, why don't you slip."

Yi Xinxing smiled awkwardly, then picked up the bowl full of millet from the table, poured it on the table, made a handprint, and said loudly: "It's easy to raise troops on the nine heavens, nine Hidden in the ground, you can set up a camp, ambush your troops, but go to the Taiyin position, if you run away from the sky, you will escape to the world and turn into a golden toad, walk the rice to guide the road, and give orders! Open!!!”

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the paper toad tremble suddenly and jumped onto the millet. Seeing this, Mr. Cui quickly picked up the bowl of rice again, and then threw his hand at the door, Shouted loudly: "Hurry up like a law, go!!"

With a swipe, the paper toad suddenly seemed to have life. It jumped up from the table, landed on the rice at the door, and then kept hitting the glass door. ,
Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at the 'alive and jumping' paper toad, full of surprise in their hearts, this is really amazing, they never thought they could play like this!

Seeing that the paper toad technique took effect, Mr. Cui didn't relax. He said to Liu Yudi, "Wait for me, we'll make a deal tonight."

Liu Yudi nodded, and then said to him: "Then you and Brother Yi, be careful, I'll wait for you here."

As soon as she finished speaking, Yi Xinxing smiled and said, "Okay, girl, go to bed early, these two boys are here, there should be nothing wrong, hey, you two, don't sleep tonight, you know? Son."

Mr. Cui grabbed his handbag and said to the two of them, "Wait for my call."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying nodded, Zhang Shifei said, "Don't worry, take care of that grandson for me."

Mr. Cui smiled, his eyes full of determination, and then he waved to Yi Xinxing, and the two opened the door. As soon as the door opened, the paper toad jumped out quickly, and the two hurriedly followed On the morning, Zhang Shifei and the others walked to the door and watched the two of them trot all the way, before disappearing into the vast night.

(Split failed, two updates and one update as usual today, my hands are a bit unsmooth, everyone forgive me, thank you brothers who gave rewards today: liufangzhou, just Dashewan, far away, Gaofei, Bai Ruoyu, nsつ nostalgia, c -Rui, book friend 110316142611130, Yang Guozi Du, thank you Brother Wind and Rain for 1888! Thank you!)

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