The years I was a birdman

Chapter 2 After being knocked down by wires

When Zhang Shifei woke up, the stars in the night sky seemed to be hovering above his head, and he could even see the chain-like Milky Way, but the unlucky moon was covered by a cloud that looked like a night balm , making the surroundings dark, the soft night wind blew, and an unknown fragrance of flowers came, and the soft green grass under the body also had a unique smell. Yes, maybe this is the feeling of returning to nature.

But at that time our Grandpa Zhang didn't realize at all that there would never be such a place in Harbin, and he didn't have any leisure time to smell the fragrance of flowers and plants. At this moment, his head was full of cursing words.

His mind was in turmoil.

"Where am I? What's wrong with me?" He shook his head, but he didn't realize that his body had become lighter, but he found that his whole body was falling apart, so he desperately recalled what happened.

After much deliberation, he finally admitted that he defecated everywhere with the fat man and was knocked down by the urine conduction. Thinking of this, he couldn't laugh or cry. What kind of character is this?

After regaining consciousness, he suddenly remembered one thing, that is Li Lanying, he seems to be fine now, but if Li Lanying was electrocuted to death, how should he explain to both parents and his own conscience Ah, thinking of this, he was afraid, so he struggled to get up regardless of the pain all over his body.
But when he got up, it was the beginning of the tragedy.

Zhang Shifei stood up, but found something was wrong. He didn't know exactly what was wrong. He just felt very awkward. He had already stood up, but the surrounding scenery became very high. This body is not his own at all.

Perhaps it is ironic to describe it like this, but it is true. It is night, but the streets of Harbin are not so dark at all. Strictly speaking, there is no light at all here, and it is completely like being in the wild. Not what surprised him the most, the real tragedy was when he bowed his head.

A pair of bird-like claws appeared in his eyes.

God, that was clearly his own foot!How can you be so virtuous!!
Zhang Shifei yelled, and then looked at his hands subconsciously. He felt a chill in his heart. He saw a pair of dirty feathers.

But this time he didn't yell out, instead he took another look at it, and it was really dirty, and after another look, it was still not that dirty.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like wings.

MB This is not true This is not true This is not true, Zhang Shifei trembled, even with his 500M memory brain, he would not understand what it was for even if he wanted to break the sky.

After a stalemate for about 3 minutes, he finally shouted, as if someone had been stabbed with a knife: "What's going on!!!"

His sharp shouts actually echoed, and the voices of "what's the situation, what's the situation" came and went in this empty grassland under the night sky. Of course, our Lord Zhang didn't have the Arabian time to wonder why there would be echoes in the grassland. Now his brain is completely shut down.

In fact, it cannot be said that Zhang Shifei is too cowardly, because everyone is an ordinary person with a head and two arms. Anyone who has hairy arms and feet that turn into chicken feet will collapse on anyone. After all, those awesome time travel Men can only survive in those damn YY novels, can't they?
And at this moment, an extremely wretched voice suddenly came from not far away, saying in a complaining and feeble tone: "Old Zhang! You...you are dying, why are you making such a fuss!"

This is Li Lanying's voice! !
You must know that when you are alone and don't know where you are or even what happened to you, you suddenly hear the voice of your good buddy. Although the voice is very obscene, it is heard in Zhang Shifei's ears at this time. Undoubtedly, it is as melodious as Changhong Xiaozhiling.

Perhaps, it’s not appropriate to say that. Zhang Shifei, who has never been soft since he was a child, finally understood what Lin Chiling is to him at this moment, so he hurriedly shouted with all his strength: “Li Lianying !! Fuck, something went wrong!!”

Judging from the sound, Li Lanying is not too far away from him at this time, only more than 20 steps away, it seems that Fatty Li is also very troubled at this time, and his complaint came: "His uncle, it hurts me to death , Why does my back hurt so much, hey, where is this, Lao Zhang, where are you, what happened?"

Zhang Shifei didn't care about the strange changes in his body at this time, and ran in the direction of Fatty Li in a hurry, shouting as he ran, "Something has happened!!
Zhang Shifei has indeed become shorter, and he himself noticed that his two feet, which seemed to have become chicken feet, were completely weak when running, and they were still bouncing around, and at this moment his whole body seemed to be loose. Like a shelf, I couldn't run fast at all, so I had to take another step and swayed forward, and saw a black figure slowly sitting in the grass over there, I couldn't see the figure clearly under the dark night, I could only see a fat man Fat tall shadow.

Is Fatty Li this tall?Of course Zhang Shifei didn’t think so. He seemed to be terrified at the moment, and all his logic left him, and he flew to nowhere. He only heard Fatty Li who was sitting up complaining, “What’s the big deal? What's the matter, power outage? Eh? What kind of clothes am I wearing, eh? Why are there so many old grasses around?"

Zhang Shifei finally ran in front of Fatty Li. He couldn't stand the two-step running. After he stood still, he said out of breath, "What big thing are you talking about? Look at me. ············"

Having said this, he suddenly stopped, as if biting a sweet potato to close his throat, abruptly stuck the problem in his stomach, and his calf began to twist, of course, if he If you have calves, it seems that you have seen something horrific.

Fatty Li was currently rubbing his 'fluffy' head with his big hands. Seeing that Zhang Shifei fell silent all of a sudden, he raised his head and complained, "What has become..."

When he raised his head, he was also stunned, and the grassland night became quiet again for a while, but this silence only lasted about five seconds.

"What's going on!!!" The brief silence was broken again by the two men's horrific shouts, and at this moment, the cloud above the night sky quietly drifted away, and a round of golden and huge full moon showed its horns , the milky white moonlight filled the entire grassland, and all the scenes suddenly became clear. The tall green grass blades swayed in the wind, making a rattling sound. On the grassland, a huge black bear and a fat bear The peacocks looked at each other.

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