The years I was a birdman

Chapter 224
Me?What do you rely on?Zhang Shifei heard that Mr. Cui suddenly made a sound of extreme surprise. Because he was unprepared, he was startled as expected. He looked at Mr. Cui, and saw that the eyes of the split head were a big one. Small, with his mouth crooked, he didn't know what he saw that surprised him so much.

However, this grandson's expression is indeed very interesting. If you look at the side face twice, it is completely two people. Although you are not familiar with this part, Zhang Shifei still didn't think of his godly face. At first glance, he looks like a drunk man from Peking University, especially when he is surprised, half of his face is calm, and the other side is very ferocious, which has a great comic effect.

Therefore, seeing his virtue, Zhang Shifei said to him: "What I rely on, is the name of this knife called 'I rely on'?"

Originally, this was just a joke, but Zhang Shifei couldn't imagine that Mr. Cui looked at him with a complicated expression, then nodded his head, and said a little dumbfounded: "You really guessed it right."

I rely on!Zhang Shifei only felt a jolt in his heart, thinking how this is possible!So he hurried forward and looked along Mr. Cui's finger, only to see two crooked characters engraved on the end of the handle of the knife: 'I rely on'.

What a fart! !Zhang Shifei's expression suddenly collapsed, thinking what kind of knife this is, why is it called this name, it is too incongruous, the most annoying thing is that these two characters are still in simplified characters, which makes it even more annoying Zhang Shifei couldn't figure it out, didn't he say that this knife is an ancestral Tang knife? Could it be that simplified characters were popular in the Tang Dynasty?This is really magnificent, my Great China!
He thought for a while, and words of cursing immediately appeared in his head. It is probably the fault of the man who gave the knife, but this is impossible, because Zhang Shifei understands that the man asked his father to send him the knife. Such a broken knife is tantamount to seeking death, but if it is not because of this, then what else is it?

Obviously, Zhang Shifei's brain was starting to run out, and at this moment, Mr. Cui's eyes suddenly lit up again, and he said to Zhang Shifei: "Oh? Don't worry, there are still people here. There are words."

Still have words?how is this possible!Zhang Shifei was stunned again, no way, one curse word is not enough, does the person who carved the letter want to write another prose on it!True grandson.

Originally, Zhang Shifei's expectations for this knife were quite high, because in that dream, the power of this knife was really amazing. It can be said that without this knife, the result of yesterday's nightmare would not have been astonishing. It must be something. Originally, Zhang Shifei was full of expectations that this would be some kind of magical weapon, just like the peerless and cheap pig Tian's sharp blade. When he thought of this, he couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart. Although the name of this knife is somewhere To a certain extent, it is really cool, but I didn't expect, I didn't expect, its name would be a swear word.

Zhang Shifei's heart was half cold. Hearing Mr. Cui said that there were still words, he didn't have much hope, but said to Mr. Cui weakly: "Uh, what are the words? came out, could it be 'your mother' this time?"

"Go away, it's good for you to talk less trash." Mr. Cui scolded: "This time the wording is quite serious, you see."

Hearing what he said, Zhang Shifei put his head up again, and saw that Mr. Cui pointed to the face of the Tang knife guard, and there were two very vague small characters, which were compared to the hilt of the sword. I really don't know how high the "I rely on" on the website is. It looks like a clerical script. It seems that it has gone through a long time and is a little unrecognizable, but even so, Zhang Shifei still recognized these two characters. Although this word is no longer a curse word, it is also quite interesting. It is called: Nanfei.

Difficult to fly?what does this mean?Zhang Shifei blinked his eyes, and then said to Mr. Cui: "I said... Is the name of this knife four characters? Is it difficult to fly, I rely on it, or I rely on it, difficult to fly?"

"Damn, can you say a few words less." Mr. Cui felt a little helpless after hearing Zhang Shifei's words, and he yelled at Zhang Shifei: "When did your mouth become so broken?"

Zhang Shifei shrugged, and then said to Mr. Cui while spreading his hands: "You can't blame me, it's because this knife is too unorthodox. By the way, to be honest, do you know what's going on?"

"I'm not a god." Mr. Cui sighed, then he raised the knife, looked at it carefully for a while, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "However, it's not difficult to guess, the name of this knife , it should be called 'Difficult to Fly', as for this rubbish..."

Mr. Cui told Zhang Shifei that this knife does look like it has been around for a long time. Although he is not an expert in collecting such cold weapons, Mr. Cui has a little ability to hope for hope. He can see that the knife on this knife There is a lot of murderous and yang energy, which cannot be accumulated overnight. What's more, the murderous energy on weapons is accumulated by killing people. The knife itself does not have a feng shui pattern, so it cannot gather energy, and the murderous energy will grow with age. It dissipated over time, and the murderous aura on this knife now can be said to be left after many years of dissipation, and it can still be so strong, it has to be said to be a good knife.

As for the swearing words, Mr. Cui deduced that this may have been engraved on the Tang Dao by an incomprehensible owner after changing hands several times. This is not surprising. Who doesn't have a child?Just like the pranks we all did when we were young, Mr. Cui said that when he was young, he loved to carve dirty words and certain human organs on furniture, and he especially liked to buy that kind of tattoo printing paper, and transferred to His grandmother's jewelry cabinet was covered with stickers, for which his father beat him frequently.

Mr. Cui's explanation kept Zhang Shifei dumbfounded, but he thought in his heart that now he could only explain it in this way. After receiving the Tang knife handed back by Mr. Cui, Zhang Shifei stroked the handle with some distress, and then I was thinking, who is so careless, a good baby is ruined like this, the original name is "difficult to fly", it should be taken from the phrase "difficult to fly with wings", it sounds domineering, but it was quite cool The name, after adding two words, it turned out to be so nondescript, why is it so 'difficult to fly'?I rely on!
Zhang Shifei stroked the blade speechlessly, but Mr. Cui smiled and said to Zhang Shifei: "Okay, in fact, you don't need to be depressed. From my point of view, this knife is really good for you." It's fate, well, at least the name matches well."

Be worthy of your second uncle, Zhang Shifei cursed Mr. Cui, who was obviously holding back his smile, in his heart, and then said to him angrily: "You mean that my existence value is a dirty word?"

Mr. Cui laughed loudly, and then said to him: "You said it yourself, I didn't say that, I mean, the name of this knife is quite similar to your style, originally, we are all ordinary people, you want There really is a knife like 'Snow Drinking Knife', it really doesn't fit."

This sentence is very correct. As the saying goes, what kind of person walks in what way, think about it, mink fur is good, but it must be commensurate with your status. You say that you poor people wear a mink coat, which is cool. Cool, but how disgusting would it be if you wore a mink coat and rode a bicycle that lost its chain every three steps to work?
In Mr. Cui's mind, this knife is really suitable for Zhang Shifei, just like the principle of the velvet coat. They are ordinary people, and if the things they use are too formal, they will naturally look nondescript. This 'I can't fly ', is really a quite suitable name, but vulgar does not mean soil, nor does it mean coffee and garlic. Same, this old grandson is 360 days a year, 340 days bare buttocks, but do you think he is vulgar?Zhang Shifei felt it before, but now he gradually understands that the old grandson is not vulgar. He has a lot of things worth learning for Zhang Shifei, including his belief and attitude towards life. For example, when yin reaches the extreme, it will become yang, and when yang reaches the extreme, it can also become yin. By analogy, the great vulgar is the elegant, and is the elegant also the great vulgar? To put it further, killing one person is a criminal, killing 100 Thousands of people are heroes. To put it closer, even this Fuzetang is the same. Outsiders look at this small shop, but Zhang Shifei feels very comfortable because there is no restraint.

Freedom is what he pursues. To a certain extent, freedom can only be achieved if it is vulgar, because the "elegant" in the secular population requires too much restraint, and Zhang Shifei is very shameless about this.

The power of language is powerful. I have to say that Mr. Cui's words are really sharp. Zhang Shifei really felt that it was reasonable when he heard him fooling around like this. Thinking of this, his heart also changed. Balanced, looking at the Tang Dao in his hand, it became more and more pleasing to the eye, he thought to himself, it is really suitable for me if I am not in tune, anyway, my special skills are called "Thank you for your attention", and I don't care if the weapon I use is called "I It's hard to fly'.

So, the smile came back to his face again, Mr. Cui saw him smiling, and he felt complacent in his heart, he thought to himself, young people are still so easy to fool, you said I was talking nonsense in order not to discourage his enthusiasm, am i easy?
But he could think about it in his heart, but he couldn't say it out. Seeing that Zhang Shifei was in a good mood, Mr. Cui said to him: "Okay, now that I have eaten the meal and taken the weapon, we should get to the point." gone."

"Wahhahaha, hero, I'm just waiting for your words!" Zhang Shifei was in a good mood at this moment, he stood up, then waved the Tang knife in his hand, imitating what Nie Feng wanted to do in a night battle Tibetan knife style, but as soon as he swung it, Mr. Cui started to slap his thigh and curse the street again: "Hero, I beg you, don't smell so bad, if you scratch my Buddha statue, I will play with you, believe it or not!" ?”

Zhang Shifei naturally believed it, so he stopped using the saber to his heart's content, put the "I'm hard to fly" into the scabbard, and then pinned the scabbard to the belt of his trousers, let alone, There is a knife on his waist, and he speaks confidently. For a moment, Zhang Shifei was full of fighting spirit, and he said to Mr. Cui: "Come on, what do you want the hero to do?"

Then Mr. Cui sighed, then picked up the tea cup on the table, took a sip of tea, and said to Zhang Shifei: "It's no use telling me, have I been too nice to you recently, hurry up , Get your peacock out first."

Seeing that Mr. Cui's tone was wrong, Zhang Shifei restrained himself a lot. He subconsciously said, "Then wait for me for a while, and I will return to my peacock's body first."

"No, no, no." Mr. Cui waved his hand, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Did you forget what I told you in the dream, your fairy bone has reached the third stage, even a human body can function, Come on, hurry up, Lao Yi will come over in a while, we will train you together, now let's see if your fairy bone is stable or not."

Seeing him say this, Zhang Shifei smiled slightly, and then said to him: "Okay then, just watch."

At this time, he could be said to be full of fighting spirit, and temporarily forgot those unhappiness, so he collected his mind, grabbed the scabbard of Tang Dao with his left hand, and held the handle tightly with his right hand. What is it called? Press the springs of the swallow's wings and legs, Cang Langlang draws out his sword, clattering and stepping on the horse!

The Tang Dao has no spring, so it can only be used as a show. Zhang Zhang pulled out the Tang Dao again with a sound of 'Cang Lang', then raised the sword in a pose full of power, and shouted loudly at the same time: "Come out! Blue Peacock!!"

Three seconds later.

Mr. Cui was drinking tea and looked at him suspiciously. Zhang Shifei smiled awkwardly, and then yelled again: "Come out! Blue Peacock!!"

After 15 seconds, Mr. Cui put down the tea cup, then walked up behind him silently, and at the same time unambiguously ran up and put his foot on Zhang Shifei's buttocks. Zhang Shifei jumped up immediately, and saw that Mr. Cui scolded: "I told you to release the fairy bone, what do you think you are doing in such a disgusting pose! Where is the fairy bone? Where is the peacock?"

Zhang Shifei clutched his poor buttocks, smiled wryly and said, "I don't know, why didn't I come out?"

Indeed, just now, after Zhang Shifei yelled with tension all over his body, he felt that something was wrong, because he couldn't feel any breath of fairy bones in his body at all, which was completely different from the feeling in the dream. And Zhang Shifei didn't know what was the reason for this. When Mr. Cui saw his virtue, he sighed, then sat down again, and after thinking for a while, he said to Zhang Shifei: "What I'm most worried about is Things still happened.”

What are you most worried about?Zhang Shifei was taken aback, and he retracted the scabbard "I can't fly", and Mr. Cui pointed to the stool beside him to signal him to sit down. After Zhang Shifei took his seat, Mr. Cui said what he was most worried about. matter.

It turned out that after returning to Fuzetang last night, Mr. Cui did not fall asleep either. Since ancient times, there is no balance between good and evil. Mr. Cui understands very well that he is now playing the role of the backbone of the decent. Dementia, Liu Yudi has no Taoism, the most annoying thing is that Uncle Lin actually chose this time to travel to other places!So the heavy task of thinking about tactics fell on him. This was a laborious job. Mr. Cui thought about it for about a night, and he didn't fall asleep until around four or five in the morning.

He has a lot of things on his mind, and details are very important. He understands this very well. Mr. Cui dare not contact Mr. Hu San and his ruthless characters now that Li Lanying was taken away. Two wins in three rounds, Mr. Cui pondered, he and Yi Xinxing are fine, because after all, their skills are here, looking around, those egg monsters, there are basically few who can beat them One, but Mr. Cui is not careless, and it is not uncommon for the weak to defeat the strong.

The key to this duel, Mr. Cui thinks, is that there are two points, first, it is Zhang right and wrong, and second, it is the egg demon Ranxi, if Ranxi plays in person, then this battle will be difficult to fight, but this Tian Ji horse race He also understands the allusion that if Ranxi plays in person, then he wants Zhang Shifei to play, and if he loses, he loses. Anyway, 80.00% of the remaining two games are guaranteed to win. He thought, in order to save Fatty Li, Zhang Shifei, the rumored The man chosen by fate should be duty-bound.

But what is going to be discussed now is not the question of whether to lose or not, but the question of whether you can survive. You must know that it is not a Chinese Sanda vs. Muay Thai, a life-and-death contest. How can there be so many rules?In the eyes of something like the egg demon, people are like a Snickers bar in the eyes of people.

Say you are hungry, eat it, eat it Snickers bar, if this piece of right and wrong really meets Ranxi, it is possible to win, and it is even difficult to save your life, if he is regarded as a Snickers by that Ranxi The frame was eaten, what should I do?If so, how could Mr. Cui have the heart to let Zhang Shifei be this chocolate dry food?

No, Mr. Cui thought in his heart, if he wanted to survive, he had to use the immortal bones as lightly as fire, and he could run away if he couldn't be beaten by then. Why is it not good to save the fat man?
However, after Mr. Cui thought of Zhang Shifei's fairy bones, he was still a little worried. Mr. Cui never doubted Zhang Shifei's power. In his heart, Zhang Shifei was like a wax-sealed sword, although the things inside were extremely sharp. , but if you don't get a way to unseal it, no matter how sharp it is, it's useless. He thought to himself that this is not an experience gained through cultivation, but because of a momentary anger that can stimulate the potential evil spirit in the body, but if he Are you not angry?
What if something goes wrong then?Not to mention, he really guessed it right. Now that he is in a good mood, Zhang Shifei was unable to enter the third stage. Mr. Cui told Zhang Shifei what he thought in his heart. Of course, he concealed the things that made Zhang Shifei escape. Because he understands that Zhang Shifei will not run away, this kid is very tough, if you tell him now, he will only get angry and then become negative.

Even so, after listening to Mr. Cui's words, Zhang Shifei still felt a chill in his heart. He thought in his heart, no way, if that's the case, then I still haven't reached the third stage?Was the blue peacock just made by my good luck in a dream?
This is not allowed!Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, if I have been so weak, it is impossible to rescue Li Lanying, so what kind of brother is he?So he hurriedly said to Mr. Cui: "Then, break up, tell me quickly, what should I do?"

(Two updates and one update, please vote for recommendation~~~ Thanks to the friends who gave rewards today: Ai Feier, Hurricane Tianling, thank you for the black-bellied little donkey's 588!!! Thank you!!!)

(Thanks to Feng Lin Huoma for rewarding 1888!!! Thank you for your monthly pass, thank you very much!!! See you tomorrow~!!!)
(End of this chapter)