The years I was a birdman

Chapter 225 The Day Before Leaving Harbin

This matter is really not a joke. Although it does sound like a joke, Zhang Shifei's heart has already risen in his throat at this time. He is really afraid that Mr. Cui will say to him, "There is no way." 'These three words, I remember a famous saying by Edison, an ear scientist, that is 'genius is equal to 90.00% sweat and 90.00% inspiration', but it seems that this sentence was omitted after it was spread to China Half a sentence, the second half of this sentence is 'But one percent of inspiration is more important than [-]% of nine efforts'.

You must know that the cultivation of fairy bones is a bit like a stroke of luck. Zhang Shifei just lacks that one percent inspiration. Although he is not stupid, he is not a genius, just an ordinary person. This is simply too difficult for him. If Mr. Cui said the words 'let him work hard', it would probably be a dead end. Just kidding, how could he be able to master this percentage within a month? One's inspiration, isn't this a joke! ?

Fortunately, this Mr. Cui scratched his oily hair, then raised his head, looked at Zhang Shifei and sneered, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "There is a way..."

"Great! What can I do!!" Before Mr. Cui could finish speaking, Zhang Shifei had already started to rush to answer, as long as there is a way, he said to Mr. Cui: "Hurry up, I am in a hurry here." What about big brother!"

When Mr. Cui heard what he said, the smile on his face became even more weird. Seeing Zhang Zhengfei was uncomfortable, and Mr. Cui said: "Don't worry, listen to me, I have two The method, one is that you try your best to see your luck in this month, although this is not said, but it is also the safest..."

"Just say the second one, Moji!" Zhang Shifei said very anxiously, he was thinking about when did this old Cui become so Moji, like Tang Seng.

Mr. Cui saw that he disdained his own hard work, so he said to him: "The second method is very practical, and it is guaranteed to be effective once. Lie to you, think about it carefully, do you agree?"

Do you even need to ask?After hearing what he said, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, he must know that he has been on the line of life and death for several times, and Mr. Cui's words obviously did not have any effect on him, so he said to him Then Mr. Cui said: "Of course I agree. Anyway, if I don't become stronger within a month, I will be a burden to you. Now I would rather die standing up than live on my stomach. Come on, I beg you, yes any solution?"

Mr. Cui seemed to know how he would answer, so he gave him a mysterious smile, and said: "The secret must not be revealed, you will know after a while."

"After a while?" Zhang Shifei was stunned. He thought in his heart that the world is so urgent now, but why did Mr. Cui keep him waiting for a while?However, looking at Mr. Cui's expression, Zhang Shifei felt relieved a little bit. He knew Mr. Cui's character. If he didn't want to, even if you made a dragon call, he wouldn't say a word. Simply, he stopped asking questions, he trusted Mr. Cui's ability.

It's still the same old saying, it's a matter of course, so he said to Mr. Cui: "Then what am I going to do these few days? Since I'm fine, can I go home?"

"Go back." That Mr. Cui curled his lips, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I told you to wake up early. If the fat man hasn't come home for a day, don't go back. Stay here and do other things with me." Cultivation, do you have any comments?"

No, Zhang Shifei shook his head. When Li Lanying was mentioned, his heart skipped a beat again. He didn't know how the fat man was doing now. Mr. Cui was right. If he went home now, even his parents wouldn't be suspicious. , but Li Lanying's parents will definitely become suspicious, so let's bear with it.

After a while, when the winning bid on the wall pointed to 25:[-], the door of Fuze Hall was pushed open, and Yi Xinxing walked in carrying a travel bag, which contained a change of clothes and toiletries. Right and wrong went up to him and asked him why he had to memorize so many things, Yi Xinxing snorted, and then said to him, it's not because of you, we are going to live together this month.

It felt like camping. The three elders gathered in Fukuzawa Hall to prepare for a month later. It was called to discuss countermeasures. The Buddha statue in Fukuzawa Hall was put away again. When the space was vacated, Yi Xinxing occupied one side, scattered his various props all over the floor, and then started repairing and making without saying a word, and Mr. Cui sat in front of the computer again without saying a word, hanging on While searching the Internet for some garbled things on QQ.

And Zhang Shifei was also left aside without saying a word, as if he was completely an outsider. After about 10 minutes of this, Zhang Shifei finally couldn't bear it anymore, he rushed to Mr. Cui's side, and then He said angrily and funny to him: "Hey, didn't you say other practice? What kind of practice is it? Why do you feel like I'm superfluous?"

Hearing what he said, Yi Xinxing, who was sitting cross-legged in a corner not far away and was repairing her artificial hand, raised her head and gave Zhang Shifei a contemptuous smile. That smile was clearly saying to Zhang Shifei, "What do you think?" 'These four words, being despised by a natural fool, this feeling is really fucked up, but there is no way, Zhang Shifei knew Yi Xinxing's strength, so he didn't dare to provoke him.

When Mr. Cui saw Zhang Shifei asking, he smiled and said to Zhang Shifei, "What are you in a hurry for? Sit on the side, and you will know in a while."

After finishing speaking, he took out a piece of paper from the drawer, and wrote something random on it. Seeing that he had made a fool of himself, Zhang Shifei had no choice but to go back to the sofa and sit down. While pretending to be a dead person to pass the boring time, he looked at Mr. Cui's wretched look when he was writing, and he couldn't help thinking to himself, this is going to burn his ass, why are these two people still so leisurely?

The future is hopeless!After a while, Mr. Cui seemed to have finished writing, so he got up and came to Zhang Shifei's side, then handed him the pen and paper in his hand, and said: "Come on, the final exam, write it to me in 10 minutes." .”

What's the situation?Zhang Shifei blinked, seeing that Mr. Cui really couldn't guess what kind of medicine was sold in the separate gourd, so he took the piece of paper suspiciously, looked up, and saw the piece of paper. A few questions were written crookedly on the paper.

Question [-]: Xiao Liu's mother got pregnant by accident. She has a close relationship with the boy who delivered the newspaper recently. Excuse me, who is the child in her stomach?
Question [-]: Xiao Liu's father was accidentally poisoned. He recently earned a promotion with a Miao colleague. May I ask, who poisoned him?

Question [-]: Xiao Liu entered the police station by accident. He recently sold k-fans with a social elder brother. May I ask, will he be convicted?

I rely on! !Zhang Shifei looked at the three questions on this piece of paper, and suddenly his head was covered with black lines. He thought to himself, what are these all about?How can there be such a mentally handicapped problem?After all, who is Xiao Liu?Why are there so many accidents, why are they so sad?He looked at Mr. Cui, and saw that Mr. Cui was sitting in front of the computer and continued to play the landlord fight heartlessly.

What the hell kind of problem is this? !Zhang Shifei didn't know how to face these three mentally handicapped questions. He looked at the test paper in his hand, and then at Mr. Cui's wretched back. Could this part just want to play with me?His uncle's.

However, despite what he said, Zhang Shifei still started to write. There is no way, who knows what this split is thinking?So, he picked up the pen, but when he saw these three stupid questions, he got upset, Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu, where are there so many Xiao Lius!It takes 10 minutes for this kind of problem?Break up, break up, are you treating me like Xiao Liu?

There is no way, holding the urge to scold the street, he quickly wrote the so-called 'examination paper', then got up and walked to Mr. Cui's side, and said dumbfoundingly: "It's finished, read it quickly, and then tell me what's next What to do, I said, can we be more serious and stop messing around with elementary school students like Xiao Liu?"

Mr. Cui's hand seems to be quite smooth, four preserved eggs, three old kings and two kings, so he didn't look back, and said to the right and wrong: "It's finished? Come, read it to me, let me see." See if you got it right."

Forget it, Zhang Shifei snorted, and then said to Mr. Cui: "You, forget it, listen carefully, Xiao Liu's mother is pregnant, it is the flesh and blood of the newspaper delivery, Xiao Liu's father The poison was poisoned by the Miao people, Xiao Liu got into the game, because he is a drug dealer, why can't he be convicted!"

This is not a problem at all!But after Zhang Shifei finished speaking, Mr. Cui actually grinned, and then said without looking back: "Wrong, all wrong."

What? ?Zhang Shifei was taken aback for a moment, how could he be wrong! !So, he was very surprised and said: "Impossible!"

Mr. Cui smiled, and then said to him: "If you are wrong, you are wrong. What is impossible?"

Hey, this feeling, why is it so hot?Zhang Shifei shouted immediately: "Then what do you think I did wrong? Tell me?"

Hearing his question, Mr. Cui stretched out his right hand, pointed to Yi Xinxing in the corner, and said to Zhang Shifei, "Ask your brother Yi, don't disturb my rocket launch."

Rocket launch is the term for the entertainment activity of fighting landlords, so I won’t list it here, just list the right and wrong, Zhang Zhengfei really couldn’t figure out where he was wrong, so he walked quickly to the place. Beside Yi Xinxing, while handing him the test paper in his hand, he said to him: "Brother Yi, help me see, where did I go wrong?"

Yi Xinxing took the test paper, glanced at it, and said to the right and wrong sheet: "You are all wrong, why do you need to ask?"

"Impossible!" Zhang Shifei said loudly, and at the same time said to Yi Xinxing: "Then tell me, Xiao Liu's mother is pregnant, what's going on?"

Yi Xinxing chuckled, and then said to Zhang Shifei, "Of course it's Xiao Liu's father's credit. What else can happen? It didn't say that his mother had a relationship with the newspaper delivery man."

I'm dizzy!Zhang Shifei thumped in his heart, and then continued to ask, "What about Xiao Liu's father? Why was he poisoned?"

Yi Xinxing blinked, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Maybe it's a fucking relationship, maybe it's the fake rubber products from China, half of which his father was allergic to, so his mother got pregnant, and his father got pregnant afterward. And the rubber is poisoned."

I rely on! !What is this!Zhang Shifei couldn't laugh or cry again in his heart, but he didn't give up, so he asked Yi Xinxing again: "Then, why wasn't Xiao Liu convicted?"

Yi Xinxing inserted his little finger into his left nostril, and said to Zhang Shifei in a low voice while digging his booger, "Why should he be convicted? It didn't say that he was arrested by the police."

Zhang Shifei felt that he was about to go crazy at this moment, and he said loudly to Yi Xinxing, "Where did the 'accident' come from if you didn't get caught?"

Yi Xinxing chuckled, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Yes, the mother got pregnant by accident! Ten months later, Xiao Liu's younger brother will be born. He will go to the police station to register his brother's household registration. Is there any problem?"

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When he had nothing to say, Zhang Shifei suddenly felt that he had nothing to say, what the hell was going on!Under Yi Xinxing's powerful and well-founded explanation, Zhang Shifei had no choice but to accept, but now he also understands that these three questions are not rigorous at all, and there are simply infinite possibilities!The Miaojiang people who deliver newspapers and sell drugs are all smoke bombs. How should we answer this?

At this moment, Mr. Cui laughed loudly, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "How about it, let's take it, don't say that we are in collusion, I also wrote the question now, but it is true , Look at you, you still look down on Xiao Liu, such a simple question, even if you can understand such a simple question, you can't figure it out, and you still keep saying that you want to become stronger?"

"Fuck off!" Zhang Shifei finally couldn't help swearing, and saw him holding the torn paper, and then yelled at Mr. Cui: "Why don't you tell me what the hell is wrong with you? Also, this What does this problem have to do with my becoming stronger?!"

When Mr. Cui heard that he was a little annoyed, he snorted, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Of course it has something to do with it. You have to remember that there is always a truth behind the truth. I told you this before." Well, it was just to enlighten you at that time, but now, if you don’t understand this question again, you may really die, remember what I told you just now?”

Just now?Zhang Shifei was startled, and recalled what Mr. Cui said to him just now, he said that he would help Zhang Shifei complete the third stage of the fairy bone within a month, but this method is quite dangerous, and if he is not careful, he will die , Could it be that that method has something to do with Xiao Liu?

how is this possible!Zhang Shifei shook his head hastily. He has been messed up by Xiao Liu now, so he restrained himself. He felt that the dangerous method must have something to do with the saying 'behind the truth there is always the truth'. In the final analysis, this branch Cui also knows the seriousness of the matter, if it is not necessary, he will not amuse Zhang Zhengfei at this time.

After all, in the past few months, he has indeed gained a lot. At least he understands the importance of thinking. Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei's expression finally became serious. He was very sincere to Mr. Cui Said: "Then, how should I understand this sentence?"

Mr. Cui smiled, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I can't understand this sentence. You can only rely on your own comprehension. That's all I can teach you. In the past few days, apart from discussing tactics with us, Besides, just go and read the books on the shelf, don’t read yellow books, read ancient books and useful books, this is to prepare you for the third stage of comprehension, remember what I said, not enough thinking is to control If you don’t have enough strength, go.”

Zhang Shifei never imagined that his one-month practice started from reading books, but he still did it. What Mr. Cui said was indeed correct, and Zhang Shifei had no other way to go, he could only follow the According to Mr. Cui's order, Zhang Shifei has read the books on this shelf before, but most of them are pornographic books, because those ancient books in classical Chinese and the so-called "truth" make Zhang Shifei not interested at all, but Now I have to watch it if I'm not interested, so he can only watch it patiently.

He didn't expect that, looking at it, it was fifteen days, and half a month passed like this in the blink of an eye. During these fifteen days, the three of them really didn't leave Fuze Hall for a single step, and Yi Xinxing rushed in the middle of the shop. He and Zhang Shifei slept here at night. Fortunately, there was nothing unbearable except for the old Yi snoring accident. Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing had a discussion about the possibility of a duel before going to bed. In addition to the situations that I will encounter, it is fighting the landlord, fighting the landlord, not only fighting on the computer, sometimes I take a deck of poker to play with myself, sometimes I may be tired of playing, this grandson even uses it The poker has a pattern of king and eight, which is a complete waste of time.

And every time it's time for dinner, Liu Yudi will come to deliver the meal, everyone eats together, it's really delicious, and Yi Xinxing's girlfriend will also come, and change Yi Xinxing's dirty clothes for washing, it's okay to say It's strange, seeing that time is getting tighter and tighter, but Zhang Shifei's heart has become more and more quiet. The books he has read in the past ten days have really benefited her a lot. Shameless, but after reading it, he realized that he was so ignorant before, and he thought many mistakes were correct, and the classical Chinese texts gradually became less jerky. Zhang Shifei looked at those books, as if I also began to slowly understand what is the truth behind the truth.

No. 16 days, fourteen days before the duel, two weeks, this morning, after Mr. Cui got up, he did not fight the Landlord as usual, but said to Zhang Shifei who was brushing his teeth: "It's almost time Let’s go, let’s give you a day off today.”

"Mark (what)?" Sleepy-eyed Zhang Shifei couldn't believe it. There are still fourteen days left. Let's start now?So he hurriedly rinsed his mouth, and then said to Mr. Cui, "You said we're leaving tomorrow?"

Mr. Cui nodded, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Well, it seems that you have almost read it. It's time for practice. Let's start tomorrow night. Today, you can have fun, find friends, find friends It's fine for women, just don't be discovered by your parents, remember, you are on a field trip now, understand?"

Hearing Mr. Cui's words, Zhang Shifei nodded dully. He naturally understood Mr. Cui's intention and left tomorrow. To put it bluntly, today might be their last day in Harbin, so let him decide what to do. do something.

Now that Li Lanying is gone, where should I go?Zhang Shifei smiled wryly. At this time, Yi Xinxing walked out of the bathroom after urinating, then patted Zhang Shifei on the shoulder, and said with a smile to him: "I'm also on vacation today, and I plan to accompany my wife, oh yes, Don't you have a little object too?"

After Zhang Shifei listened to Yi Xinxing's words, he couldn't help but smiled wryly again, thinking to himself, Liang Yun'er, what should I say when I see her?

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