One Punch Dad

Chapter 68 [70] Fished with sex blessing, big crab
My own dad has spoken.

There was no other way, the little girl could only finish her lunch reluctantly.

After lunch, the little girl immediately stood up and pointed at Jack, and the old god made arrangements and said, "Uncle Jack, you are responsible for collecting firewood, carrying water, and boiling water in the afternoon, and my dad and I are responsible for fishing, picking vegetables, and cooking. ,is that OK?"

Jack used to go fishing quite often, but what he can guarantee is that if he is allowed to go fishing in the afternoon, he will definitely let everyone at the dinner table tonight not even see tadpoles.

It's not that he can't fish, but that he is a cat, so he can't catch fish at all.

Picking vegetables, Jack doesn’t even know the names of the vegetables in the mall. If he is allowed to pick vegetables on this desert island, he will feel sorry for his 250 IQ if he doesn’t pick a bunch of weeds for Liu Meng and the others. .

Cooking, to be honest, if he hadn't met Liu Meng, a Xiahua native, Jack probably wouldn't have known it until now. It turns out that there is another edible food in this world called rice.

Can't fish, can't pick vegetables, and can't cook.

Hearing the little girl's arrangement, Jack could only put on a bitter face and said flatteringly; "Little Princess Xinxin, can you reduce Uncle Jack's work a little bit, he's already very tired collecting firewood and carrying water, and the one who boils the water is tired." Can the task be given?"

"Give it to whom, don't you want to give it to me? I'm only a six-year-old baby. Do you want to be so cruel?"

After pretending to be pitiful, the little girl looked at Jack and said with a serious face; "My dad is responsible for fishing, picking vegetables, cooking, and taking care of my six-year-old baby. Water, boil water, do you have the nerve to call it hard work?"

Looking at the serious little girl, and then at the smiling Liu Mang, Jack said with aggrieved face while cleaning up the dishes; "Damn Adeline, hateful tour guide, hateful website, I've been tricked by you, damn it..."

Eat and drink enough, after washing the dishes.

Liu Meng and Jack, with the little girl carrying a small frame on their backs, walked into the water-carrying valley while picking the leftover vegetables on the roadside with a bucket.

The little girl followed behind Liu Meng while carrying a small frame of vegetables on her back, and asked curiously; "Dad, didn't you agree that Uncle Jack would collect firewood and water by himself? Want to help?"

"Your Uncle Jack is a road idiot, plus he has no experience in the wild. If we don't pay attention to him, he will probably become the next small fisherman on the island." Liu Meng picked edible food on the side of the road. vegetables, explained with a smile on his face.

Hearing Liu Meng belittle himself, Jack staggered forward with two buckets, and retorted with a face full of disbelief; "Just kidding, I'm a veteran driver for more than ten years, how could I be a road idiot? Ah, I. Oops."

Poor Jack, before he could finish his sentence, plunged headlong into a ditch blocked by weeds, and fell directly into a clay figurine with neither human nor ghost.

Seeing that Uncle Jack had turned into a clay figurine, the little girl took out her mobile phone from her small bag to take pictures of Jack, and said with a smile on her face, "Uncle Jack is amazing, the old driver overturned, hehe."

Jack; ".."

Liu Meng; ".."

Whoever taught this sentence, let me tell you, I promise not to kill you, I promise I will only hit you paralyzed, if I really promise not to kill you, I will beat you paralyzed.

After Jack crawled out of the ditch, he looked at the murderous Liu Meng while shaking off the mud and explained, "Don't look at me, how can a pure person like me say that the old driver overturned the car? Impossible, really impossible."

After glaring at Jack angrily, Liu Meng hugged the little girl and led the way, while leading Jack, who was covered in yellow mud, slowly walked into the valley where the water was fetched.

After reaching the valley, Liu Meng yelled at Jack who was washing the mud while collecting firewood in the surrounding area; "Jack, be careful when you take a bath, I seem to have seen several big crabs in the water just now, you .”

Hey Liu Meng didn't talk about big crabs, but Jack didn't have anything to do with it. When Liu Mang said big crabs, Jack felt a sudden chill in his crotch. After a burst of meat clamping sound, Jack was 100% sure that his little Jack Recruited.

Jack stretched out his hand to support the big crab, walked out of the water with splayed steps, and shouted to Liu Meng tearfully; "Liu, I hate you, you are a crow's mouth, oh my god, why are you still standing there? Hurry up and save me."

"Xinxin, look over there, don't look at your Uncle Jack, wait for Daddy to do magic tricks for you."

After making the little girl look away, Liu Meng first helped Jack take down the big crab in a funny way, and then covered his mouth and laughed; Hahaha. But this big crab is really fucking big."

After enduring the pain and tying up the big crab, Jack supported the big tree and sat down on the bank, while gasping for air, he said, "Liu, I cooked it for me tonight, and I want to eat it to vent my hatred. Dare to pinch my little Jack."

"No, there is only one big crab, and I have to give it to Xinxin. Xinxin wants to eat the big crab, and Xinxin doesn't agree." Hearing that Jack wanted to eat the big crab alone, the little girl immediately lost her temper and shouted bouncingly with her mouth pouting.

After looking helplessly at his daughter, Liu Mang took off his shoes and jacket with a wry smile, then pulled up his trousers, walked into the water and started groping around the shore, preparing to catch two big crabs for his daughter to eat eat.

Maybe it's because of the good location. After a while, Liu Meng caught two big crabs from the water. The two looked big and weighed more than two catties...

Seeing that her daddy also caught a big crab, the little girl immediately wiped away the tears on her face, and shouted with a smile on her face; "Yeah, my daddy is the best, and my daddy caught two big crabs too!" , giggling..."

After tying up the big crab with tree vines.

Liu Meng put the big crab into the bucket, and smiled at the little girl; "Silly girl, if you want anything in the future, you can just ask Dad for it. Don't cry next time, everyone! I won't like you..."

"Father, I'm sorry, Xinxin will never cry casually again, and won't make you unhappy anymore."

After apologizing to her father, the little girl looked at Jack and said with a smile on her face; "Uncle Jack, I'm sorry, Xinxin shouldn't lose his temper with you, please don't be angry with Xinxin, okay?"

"Uncle Jack, why are you angry with our little princess Xinxin? If you want a big crab, just ask Uncle Jack for it. Don't cry next time, it's ugly." Jack supported the big tree Standing up, looking at the little girl with a smile all over her face, she said.

"You should eat your big crab yourself. We really can't afford to enjoy the big crab you caught with sex blessing."

After joking with Jack, Liu Meng caught ten big crabs from the water again, and then he took the little girl and the others and left the valley with a bitter face, carrying two buckets of water and two handfuls of firewood, slowly Slowly walked back to the residence.

Ace, Lulu, Qiaosi, Lala, Lanini, John Moss, Jordan Jason, and others who came to carry water along the way looked at Liu Meng, who was carrying a lot of things, Jack, who was wet all over, was a clean and cute little girl.

[58 on the new book list, no rewards, and very few recommendation votes, it seems that the recommendation position is hopeless, hey. 】

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