One Punch Dad

Chapter 69 [71] I also want a friend who can cook
Although it was inconvenient to walk, Jack, who was walking in a figure-of-sight, finally endured the pain and returned to the residence.

After returning to the residence, Jack immediately pulled Liu Meng to the side room, and begged with tears in his eyes; "Liu, help me, I'm all fucking swollen, please help me, or I will really be useless, Hey hey, it hurts."

"Daddy, Uncle Jack, what are you doing in the room? Xinxin is starving to death, why don't you come out and prepare a meal?" The little girl who was washing her hands outside saw that Liu Mang and Jack hadn't come out to help her, so she shouted curiously.

"Xinxin, you wash your hands first, Dad is getting rice in the room, and I will cook for you later."

After answering the little girl's words, Liu Meng looked at Jack's bulging pants, took out a handful of unknown herbs from his pocket, and said with a funny face; "Use your own sex to catch crabs, don't Knowing that Keli knows, will she cut it for you with a knife, hahaha."

"What are you doing with these weeds? Are you planning to use this to treat me? Is this thing really useful?"

After uncertainly asking about the usefulness of the herbs, Jack thought about it carefully, then gritted his teeth and took off his pants and said, "You can take care of the rotten bones, I believe you can do this little injury, come on... "

"Shut your mouth, don't cry out later, and scare my daughter."

After contemptuously telling Jack to shut his mouth, Liu Meng first pinched the unknown herb into a mud-like shape, and then said with a smile on his face while applying the herb to Jack's wound; "Hold it!" , don’t scream, you’re scaring my daughter, I’m sure I’ll smash your mouth.”

"You daughter slave, you bastard who wants a daughter and no friends, I want to be with you. Oh, oh, oh, it's comfortable." Jack, who was about to yell at Liu Meng, just touched the herb on the wound, and his whole body trembled, and he trembled when he spoke said tremblingly.

"You can just take it off in a minute. Your wound is nothing serious, but the crab's claws are a bit dirty, which made you allergic. When you're done, come out by yourself. I'm going to see my daughter."

After finishing speaking, Liu Meng didn't care about Jack at all, opened the door of the room, picked up the little girl who was eavesdropping at the door, and said dotingly; "Xinxin, didn't Daddy tell you to wash your hands? Why are you hiding here and eavesdropping?"

"Hehehe, before Aunt Keli left, she told me to take good care of Uncle Jack. Just now I saw Uncle Jack screaming so badly, so I came here to see if he was beaten by you, hehehe... "

After explaining to Liu Meng, the little girl stretched her neck and shouted to Jack in the room; "Uncle Jack, are you okay, my daddy didn't beat you up, right?

Uncle Jack? ?
Uncle Jack! ! !

God, Dad, you didn't beat Uncle Jack to shit, did you? "

"Xinxin, don't make trouble. Uncle Jack is fine. You can wash rice and cook with your father. Uncle Jack is injured today, so I have to take care of me." Jack in the room lay on the ground, pretending to be silent. With a weak look, he yelled in a low voice like a patient.

"Virtue, you can pretend. I really think Liu Meng doesn't know you, so he doesn't know how to cook and camp at all?"

After muttering a few words in his heart, Liu Meng turned to leave while hugging the little girl, and said with a smile on his face; "Come on, Xinxin, let's go make dinner, let's cook Xinxin's favorite big crab tonight, okay? ?”

"Okay, I like eating big crabs the most, cluck cluck, I want to eat two big crabs tonight, cluck cluck..." Hearing that her dad wanted to make big crabs for herself, the little girl immediately hugged Liu Meng's neck, shouted excitedly.

Doting with the beard, after shaving the little girl's face.

Liu Meng first carried the little girl to the water bucket, then put the little girl down, and said with a smile on his face; "Xinxin, in China, we pay attention to doing our own things. Labor is the most honorable thing. Children are good children.

Our cutest and cutest Xinxin little princess, do you want to help daddy with things?

Dad knew that Xinxin was the most obedient and would help Dad with things.

Would it be better for Xinxinni to help Dad pick the leaves? Throw away the bad ones, and keep the good ones for dinner tonight. "

Although I really want to play with big crabs, but after hearing that my dad wants to pick the leaves by myself, the little girl still sat on the steps with a smile, and asked curiously while picking the leaves carefully; "Dad, Why don't you tell me to wash the big crabs, I feel like I can give them a bath, hee hee..."

"The leaves are edible. Don't just pick the cauliflower and leave the leaves. The leaves are the most delicious vegetables."

After teaching the little girl how to pick vegetables, Liu Mang found a brush to wash the big crabs, and explained to the eager little girl; "It's not that Dad doesn't want to play with big crabs for you, it's because Dad is afraid that big crabs will catch you.

Xinxin, look at the big claws of this big crab, it will be very painful to pinch it, look at your Uncle Jack being pinched, and now you are hiding in the pain and crying secretly. "

Hearing her daddy's words, the little girl was stunned for a moment, and then she covered her mouth and exclaimed in surprise; "Ah, daddy, it turns out that Uncle Jack was caught by a big crab, not by you beating him and screaming." , I thought he was beaten by you again."

Um, do I like hitting people that much?
Why does this little girl always think that when someone else is hurt, it's me who hit her?

After a few wry smiles in his heart, Liu Meng added water to the pot to start cooking the washed crabs, while looking at the little girl who was picking vegetables, he said with a wry smile; "Xinxin, why do you always think that others are hurt? It's all Daddy's beating, although Daddy is very good at beating, but Daddy doesn't seem to be so bad that he can beat everyone, right?"

"Dad, you still said that you are not very bad, when you lived by yourself, when would you not beat people?

And black uncles, they were also beaten by you, by the way, even my mommy said, you are the worst man in the world, hehe.. "Hearing Liu Meng's words, the little girl immediately stopped picking vegetables, looked up at Liu Meng with her little head up, and said with a smile on her face.

Well, there is no image.

No, it seems that now, not only is her image gone, but her status at home is also gone.

There are only three people in the family, and I am ranked third. It is really sad that I am the head of the family, hey.

After feeling sad in his heart for a while, Liu Meng first washed two catties of rice, used bricks to build a temporary stove outside the door, and started cooking.

After it was done, Liu Meng yelled to Jack in the house while lighting the fire; "Jack, if you don't want to eat dinner, you can continue to pretend to be a uncle with me in there, and if you want to eat, get out of the fire and start the fire." ,hurry up."

"Come on, come on, come on, I'm a wounded man, am I pretending to be an uncle, can't you treat the wounded better?"

After answering a few words from Liu Meng in the room, Jack, who had changed his clothes, came out and complained sadly; "I was injured, and you even asked me to light the fire, Liu, your heart is too dark."

"Go away, it's just being caught by a crab, don't you want to be so hypocritical?

To be more hypocritical, I will go to the next room for you and lend you a pack of Hushubao, do you need it? "

"Uh, let's forget about that, I'll come out and light the fire for you.

If I don’t work, I will feel uneasy when I eat the dinner you cook. I’m really afraid that you will think of something that doesn’t go well at night, and then get up and strangle me to death. "

"Go away, show me the fire on both sides, if I burn the rice, I might strangle you to death later."

After finishing the chat with Jack, Liu Meng walked up to the little girl, pinched the little girl's nose, and then said with a smile on his face while picking vegetables with the little girl; "Is it fun to pick vegetables? It’s so ugly, I’ll cook it for you these nights.”

"Hee hee hee, I picked vegetables and cooked them for Uncle Jack. Uncle Jack is injured now. We need to take care of him, right, Uncle Jack?" After looking at her masterpiece, the little girl immediately turned to Jack, who was burning the fire, said with a smile on his face.

"Our little princess Xinxin treats me well, Uncle Jack."

Jack, who just wanted to praise the little girl, immediately refused speechlessly after seeing the little girl's masterpiece; "Uh, that's the vegetables you picked, Xinxin, Uncle Jack thinks, you really don't have to treat Uncle Jack like that." Well, you should eat such a good vegetable by yourself."

"Uncle Jack, don't you like Xinxin anymore? You don't want to eat the vegetables that Xinxin picked so hard."

Hearing Jack's refusal, the little girl first pretended to be wronged, then suddenly changed her expression, looked at Jack with a smirk and threatened, "If you don't eat, I will ignore you in the future, if I ignore you If not, I will tell Aunt Keri that you peeped at other women's affairs."

"Don't, don't, Xinxin, please don't tell Aunt Keli, in fact, Uncle Jack has always loved you so much from the beginning to now, isn't it just a big pot of vegetables, the big deal is that Uncle Jack won't eat tonight Rice, just eat your greens." Jack, who was caught in the soft spot, showed a smile uglier than crying, and flattered the little girl.

After a little farce, under Chef Liu Meng, Jack lighting the fire, and the little girl tasting, a large pot of delicious steamed crabs, a large pot of crystal clear rice, and three fried vegetables, a sumptuous dinner is as simple as This is fresh out of the oven.

After the meal was ready, Jack and Liu Meng first peeled a big crab for the little girl to eat.

After the little girl served first, the two began to eat and drink with the little girl, talking and laughing.

Not far away are Ace, Lulu, Qiaosi, Lala, Lanini, John Moss, Jordan Jason and others who have just cooked.

While looking at the rice in his pot with a face full of speechlessness, he looked at the opposite side with great yearning, the little girl who was eating a big crab, Jack, and Liu Meng.

After taking a few mouthfuls of dry rice, Lanini picked up his rice bowl and walked towards Jack and the others, without looking back, he smiled and said, "Eat slowly, I'll borrow some meat from Jack and the others." Go, hehehe..."

"Wait for me, I'll go too, I'll be shy to pick you up alone, I'll go with you to strengthen my courage." Seeing that Lanini took the lead, Lulu, Aisi, Qiaosi, and Lala held up their phones one after another. Rice bowl, said with a smile on his face while chasing Lanini over.

Seeing that all the girls had run away, John Moss stood up with his rice bowl, looked at Jordan Jason and smiled; "I have always wanted a friend who can cook, and I think the friend on the opposite side can make friends a bit."

"As expected of my best friend, I think so too, let's go, let's go and taste the food made by our new friend, hahaha..." After looking at John Moss, Jordan Jason said with a smile on his face .

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