Kujo Sara, standing to the side, did what a qualified and loyal supporter should do, very considerately finding a way to save face for the cheesy movie:

"I see. So, Lord Thor didn't know how to cut vegetables, so he used this method to avoid cutting the meat into irregular pieces and to protect the cutting board, stove, and even the kitchen from being damaged?"

"Thor is so kind, I'm so happy I could cry."

Although General Raiden and Raiden Movie didn't know what Kujo Sara meant by that, it sounded like she was being praised, so they raised their eyebrows and nodded in agreement.

Ayaka Kamisato smiled sheepishly and wiped the sweat from her brow.

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In the scene, Lei Yingdian, who cooked alone just to prove a point, continues her astonishingly skillful cooking.

Without Xiangling's supervision, every step of Lei's movie was unexpected, defying both kitchen knowledge and common sense.

Because the flour-to-water ratio wasn't known, Lei added too much water, causing the batter to not adhere properly to the meat.

When Lei Yingdian dropped the large piece of meat, it wasn't coated in a layer of sap when he picked it up again, unlike what Xiangling had taught him.

Lei, the movie character in the scene, clearly didn't know what the problem was. He looked at the meat that hadn't been coated with batter with a puzzled expression and flipped through the instruction manual beside him.

After failing to find the answer, Lei Movie simply threw the instruction manual into the burning stove, letting the useless manual be reborn in the flames!

Everyone stared in shock at the ridiculous film on the screen, which was essentially like playing with fire in the kitchen. They felt as if they were witnessing a very dangerous example of what not to play with fire!

But Lei's shocking actions clearly go far beyond that.

Having driven Xiangling away and now having nowhere to turn for help, Lei Yingdian put her little brain to work. Instead of giving up as before, she thought for a moment and then took action—

Since too much water is preventing the slurry from adhering properly, why not just add flour?

Watching Lei Yingdian rummage through drawers and cabinets on the screen, finally finding a bag of flour, everyone wiped their sweat. At least Lei Yingdian knew to "add flour if there's too much water"...

However, immediately afterward, under the furrowed brows of everyone's gaze, Lei Yingdian actually pulled out her forty-meter-long sword and slashed it vertically through the middle of the flour sack?!

To everyone's astonishment, the flour sack suddenly split in two, and white dust was about to fly everywhere!

Anyone familiar with "dust explosions" would immediately feel a chill run down their spine. What kind of terrifying example of a "dust explosion" was this?!

Fortunately, Lei's knife seemed too sharp. After the flour sack was cleaved open, it seemed to freeze in its original state, not even realizing it had been cut open, before lying on the ground in two pieces.

What kind of incredible knife skills are these?!

Everyone stared at the screen with disbelief and furrowed brows, watching as the ridiculous movie successfully retrieved the flour.

Physics... no longer exists?

Seeing the unscientific scene unfold before their eyes, those with even a basic understanding of physics or common sense felt their minds were about to explode; the sight before them was far beyond their comprehension.

Is that really something achievable under current physical conditions?

However, since no flour spilled, no one cared, after all, at least the Lei movie didn't cut up the kitchen along with it.

Just when everyone felt their heads were about to explode, Lei Yingdian immediately took out a large bowl of flour—

Adhering to the principle of "add more flour if there's too much water," Lei Dianying poured an entire bag of flour into that small bowl.

The poor bowl was mercilessly filled with a white substance by the ridiculous movie, overflowing and finally spilling white flour all over the entire stovetop.

Lei Dianying seemed to be still pondering where things went wrong, staring at the flour that had overflowed from the bowl and piled up all over the stove, lost in thought.

"Add flour if there's too much water, add water if there's too much flour..."

Looking at the saturated flour paste that could hardly be called a liquid, Lei Movie cleverly found a larger container—

Under the stunned and almost numb gazes of the crowd, the bucket that Lei Yingdian brought out had three words clearly written on it—

Foot bath tub

"???"

No one knew whose foot bath Lei had taken, or whether that foot bath had even been used before...

In short, it's very strange to see a "foot bath tub" in the kitchen!

Lei Yingdian didn't seem to see those three words, or he simply didn't know it was a foot bath tub, or he simply didn't know that a "foot bath tub" shouldn't be used as a kitchen utensil!

In short, Lei Movie just throws in that bowl of flour!

Then, accompanied by the "splashing" sound of water, a bucket was filled with tap water!

While the saying goes, "Add flour if there's too much water, add water if there's too much flour," isn't this whole "filling a bucket with water" thing a bit outrageous?!

If this continues, won't those terrible movies need to find some more fodder?

The crowd was speechless at Lei's actions as displayed on the screen; they were stunned and numb, staring blankly as Lei used a bucket of water to stir a small bowl of flour.

Sure enough, looking at the "foot-washing tub" which was no different from a bucket of water, Lei Yingdian frowned.

She clicked her tongue in displeasure, seemingly quite annoyed that this unruly flour paste was proving so difficult to handle.

The giants watching all this from outside the light screen were numb and didn't know what to say for a moment.

There are too many flaws; as long as the cute little thing is happy, that's all that matters.

The next problem facing Lei's movie is... although "too much water, add flour; too much flour, add water," half of the bag of flour in the kitchen is spilled on the stove, and the other half is being stepped on by her.

Yes, Lei, once again lacking any kitchen knowledge or common sense, stepped on the remaining half-bag of flour, staining his wooden clogs and violet socks white.

Lei looked at the bag of flour at her feet and, surprisingly, didn't use the half-bag of flour that she was stepping on.

He was clearly using a "foot-washing bucket" to cook, but the flour he was stepping on wasn't being used. This peculiar thought process left everyone puzzled as to how Lei Movie was thinking.

However, since the movie wasn't that outrageous, it put everyone a little at ease...

Unfortunately, everyone soon realized that their joy was premature.

Although Lei Yingdian (a film critic) was quite sensible enough not to use flour that had been soiled by his feet to cook, he still resorted to another inexplicable act in his quest for more flour—

Since there was no other flour in the kitchen, Lei found a bag of something that was about the same color as flour.

Everyone stared at the bag labeled "laundry detergent" in deep thought, beginning to wonder whether the problem lay with Lei's film or with them.

From beginning to end, the entire Lei film, except for the fact that it didn't use the flour it was stepping on to cook, was full of unexpected twists and turns.

No, even the fact that they "didn't use the flour they were stepping on to cook" surprised everyone, because everyone thought that was what the ridiculous movie would do.

From this perspective, Lei Yingdian is truly a wonderful woman who is completely unexpected.

As everyone watched the "foot bath tub" on the light screen, which was starting to spew out colorful bubbles under Lei's stirring, they seemed to understand for a moment how Xiangling felt.

Given this situation, who would dare to let a terrible movie be made in the kitchen? That's terrifying!

Xiangling dared to let Lei Yingdian cook and even personally teach him, and everyone finally understood what it means to be highly skilled and daring.

Under the numb, speechless, and even habitual gazes of the crowd, Lei Yingdian stared in confusion at the "foot bath tub" bubbling with colorful bubbles, seemingly unable to understand why the "flour paste" had turned into this state.

Neither Xiangling nor the instruction manual mentioned this situation...

However, when Lei threw the meat in and then pulled it out, he saw that the meat was covered with colorful bubbles and nodded slightly.

This should also be considered "coated with glue", right?

Then, as the pot of hot oil sizzled and hissed, Lei Yingdian's hand trembled as he lifted the lid...

The dignified deity who governs Inazuma, one of the seven gods who survived the Demon God War, and the woman with the strongest martial arts skills in Inazuma.

Facing the frying pan, it cautiously, even with a hint of fear, grimaced and adorably placed the large piece of meat covered in colorful bubbles into the oil.

Just as everyone closed their eyes in despair, the pot indeed erupted in a spectacular explosion!

The boiling oil in the hot pan instantly caused the lid to fly off when it came into contact with water, and the flames shot out, making the entire kitchen look like a disaster!

In the midst of the raging fire, the adorable Lei Movie seemed to think of "putting out the fire," but what she actually picked up was a can of golden liquid lying nearby.

At that moment, everyone finally smiled with relief, shook their heads with a smile, and closed their eyes in resignation.

With a loud bang, Lei Yingdian tripped over the flour at her feet, sending it flying all over the kitchen, and the golden bucket of oil in her hand also fell into the burning pot...

In an instant, a deafening roar resounded from the light screen, and the entire kitchen became a joyous place for the fire sprites surrounding Thor.

The fire slime, born under extreme heat, bounced around excitedly and curiously, circling the stunned Lei Movie.

Lei was staring blankly at everything, seemingly unable to understand how the explosion had happened.

The fire slimes were also very curious: how did "Mom" manage to give birth to them in this sea of ​​fire?

Having read this far, it seems everyone understands why Xiangling so decisively gave up on the ridiculous movie.

Let alone teaching him personally, just watching him from the sidelines would be a disaster, a nightmare.

Looking at the hellish sea of ​​fire in the light screen, who would think that was a kitchen?

Isn't that a realistic depiction of the battlefield from the movie "Demon Wars"?

The overflowing flames clearly demonstrate that the elemental reaction caused by the combination of lightning and fire in the movie is indeed of unimaginable intensity.

As Thor, Ray Movie naturally wouldn't be injured by the deafening explosion in the tiny kitchen. However, compared to the physical harm, Ray Movie's young heart seemed to have suffered yet another trauma.

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Inside the Shogun's residence, looking at the sea of ​​fire visible through the light screen, both Ayaka Kamisato and Sara Kujo fell silent.

What can I say...?

General Thunder and Thunder Movie, just like the stunned Thunder Movie on the screen, silently watched the sea of ​​fire burn and the fiery slimes joyfully calling "Mama" around her.

If I remember correctly, the title of the light screen wasn't...

Is this a "cooking video"?

Is that definitely not a scene from the demon battlefield she experienced before?

Kujo Sara and Kamisato Ayaka both looked on with suspicion, feeling that the light screen was clearly a smear against their Rai-sama, deliberately using footage from the Demon God War to impersonate a "cooking scene" from a Rai-movie.

"Hehehe... Ying is still so bad at cooking~"

However, Kujo Sara and Kamisato Ayaka's self-deceptive statements were shattered by Yae no Miko's lighthearted laughter.

As Yae Shinko watched the movie bombarding the kitchen on the screen, her smiling expression seemed to be reminiscing about the past.

As Yae no Miko reminisced about the past, she seemed oblivious to the grim expression on Raiden Shogun's face beside her, and to the twitching faces of Kamisato Ayaka and Kujo Sara...

Perhaps, for this mischievous and wicked fox, it was intentional.

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