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After Yae no Miko pointed it out, even Kujo Sara, a staunch supporter of the Thunder God, was unable to explain the series of terrifying actions in the Thunder movie... right?

Kujo Sara gritted her teeth. Although she was equally shocked by the outrageous cooking scene, which could hardly be called "cooking," her support for Lord Rai made it impossible for her to watch Rai's movie being mocked by Yae no Miko!

Kujo Sara racked her brains and finally came up with a perfect explanation:

"I understand. Lord Thor's foot bath tub is a brand new, unused container, so it makes perfect sense to use it for cooking."

Ayaka Kamisato listened to Sara Kujo's blatant nonsense, which was clearly an attempt to save face for the cheesy movie, and her eyes twitched.

Beside Kujo Sara, Raiden General, whose face had turned ashen from Yae no Miko's mockery, suddenly brightened upon hearing her words, as if he had grasped a savior.

Although Ayaka Kamisato wanted to say something, seeing how much the Raijin (the god of thunder) longed for a savior, she could only smile sheepishly and wipe her sweat without saying a word.

Yae no Miko looked at Kujo Sara with a smile, her curved eyebrows seemingly anticipating how she would support the movie.

Then, Kujo Sara slowly offered the reasonable explanation she had come up with:

"They used laundry detergent when they ran out of flour because Lord Thor has keen observation skills and noticed that the meat wasn't clean."

"As for throwing the meat into the boiling oil and causing the flames to leap up... that must have been done by Lord Thor to eliminate germs and dirt from the unclean meat."

"In order to completely eliminate the unclean things, Lord Thor even used all the oil in the kitchen."

"Lord Thor even used his knowledge of physics to deliberately create a dust explosion by throwing up a cloud of flour, using the intense combustion to thoroughly purify the impurities on the meat."

"Lord Thor, you've thought of everything so gently and comprehensively so that the food you make won't harm our health."

As Kujo Sara spoke, she began to believe it herself. She wiped her moist eyes, trying not to be moved to tears by the gentleness of the Thunder God.

I'm going to cry my eyes out.

"Ah ha ha……"

In response, Ayaka Kamisato silently wiped the sweat streaming down her forehead, gave an embarrassed smile, and didn't know how to join the conversation.

Thor's cooking skills are truly appalling, to the point that they're terrifyingly bad.

Ayaka Kamisato couldn't possibly have come up with such a series of illogical things, yet that's exactly what that outrageous movie did...

But when Ayaka Kamisato saw that Raiden General's eyes seemed to be glistening with tears, it seemed that Raiden General, who was hiding in the Pure Land of the Heart, was about to cry.

Previously, when Lord Rai was mocked by Yae no Miko, his face was so gloomy it was almost raining. Now that there's finally a way out, Ayaka Kamisato can't just expose him directly...

As for Kujo Sara's various explanations for trying to justify her controversial film, Ayaka Kamisato can only...

Haha.

Kujo Sara does indeed have a bit of a sense of humor.

Ayaka Kamisato couldn't help but admire Sara Kujo's unwavering support for Rai-sama. Even after witnessing Rai-sama's horrific cooking antics firsthand, Sara still managed to offer a loyal and reasonable explanation.

Among them, only Yae no Miko dared to speak the truth.

Listening to Kujo Sara's seemingly reasonable explanation, Yae no Miko could have easily smiled and moved on, giving both Raiden General and Raiden Movie, who were extremely embarrassed by being exposed for bombing the kitchen instead of cooking, a way out...

But she just had to tease that old friend, and out of mischief, she wanted to see Lei's tearful face.

Therefore, although Yae no Miko greatly admired and respected Kujo Sara's support and loyalty to the movie, she still spoke up to expose Kujo Sara's overly far-fetched explanation:

"Sara-chan, it's not nice to lie like that with your eyes open."

“Look, our Yingbao Mingming…”

General Lei Dian raised his hand to interrupt the Eightfold Divine Child, his cold words revealing the thoughts of Lei Dianying, who was focused on the Pure Land:

"Don't talk nonsense, I think exactly what Kujo said."

Although neither General Raiden nor Raiden Movie knew how the scene on the screen had turned from a peaceful cooking session into an exploding battlefield, since Kujo Sara had so thoughtfully provided an explanation, Raiden Movie readily agreed.

As for Yae no Miko, who was still preparing to expose and sabotage him, Lei Yingdian waited fiercely for this cunning and wicked fox, his hand already slowly reaching towards her chest...

There, violent lightning flashed, and if Yae no Miko did anything to sabotage him again, Lei Yingdian's hand would immediately grasp the naginata wrapped in lightning...

Yae no Miko's dog-like nose seemed to keenly detect the fierce killing intent in the air, and the surging arcs of electricity made her pink fur stand on end.

Although Yae no Miko really wanted to try and make Lei Yingdong laugh so hard she broke down, the warning that made her hair stand on end... made her chuckle and cover her mouth, indicating that she would shut up.

Although Yae no Miko didn't say anything more, her smiling, crescent-shaped eyes always revealed a hint of mockery towards Lei Dianying, making Lei Dianying's eyelids twitch.

She really wanted to teach that sly fox a lesson.

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The students of St. Freya Academy looked at the sea of ​​fire burning in the light screen, smiled with relief, and shook their heads with laughter.

Everyone originally thought that cooking is such a simple thing, how bad could it be?

At most, she's like Theresa, always putting a little bitter melon in her cooking, making it inedible for everyone...

The result was completely unexpected... I never expected it at all...

That terrible movie actually blew up the kitchen!

Everyone praised the outrageous film shown on the screen; the fact that it managed to pull off every unexpected move was quite a skill in itself.

Despite having the same face as Mei, how come they are completely opposite in cooking, which is Mei's only worthwhile skill and her greatest strength?

However, in contrast, that Thor seems to possess far superior martial arts skills than Mei.

At least in terms of the imposing presence and grandeur displayed in the previous light screen, that Thor was much stronger than Mei, whose embarrassing past was always exposed.

Although the screen also briefly mentioned that Thor was defeated by a blonde girl.

However, that Thor still maintained a commanding presence overall.

Then, everyone's attention fell on Kiana.

"What? Why are you looking at me like that?"

Kiana, who was laughing with everyone about Thor blowing up the kitchen, noticed everyone's gaze and immediately looked puzzled.

Seeing that Kiana actually had the nerve to ask a question, everyone at St. Freya Academy immediately glared at her with wide, round eyes.

oO?

Who doesn't know about the horrifying feud between the Kaslana family and the kitchen?

I've heard that Kiana's mother, Cecilia, is a horrifying cook.

Whenever Kiana enters the kitchen, whether she wants to help Mei or secretly cook something to surprise everyone, it always ends up being just like that ridiculous movie scene.

Kiana's quirky and unpredictable nature always leads her to turn the kitchen into unimaginable messes, often resulting in either an explosion (as seen in the scene) or a pot of horrifying stuff.

From this perspective, the movie character Lei and Kiana actually look somewhat similar.

It's a strange thing that she has a face like Mei's but does the same things as Kiana.

Some people even suspected that the movie, which combined Mei's name, appearance, and ability to control lightning, and also had the same destructive power over kitchens as Kiana, might be...

Is it Kiana and Mei's child?

While it seems unlikely that two girls could have a child, it's worth noting that K-423, born from the fusion of Kiana's genes and the original Kiana's genes with a Herrscher core, is an example of a hybrid like Theresa, whose genes are a mixture of Kallen's and Honkai Beast genes.

So, it seems reasonable that a child born from a mixture of Kiana's and Mei's genes would grow up to become the "Thunder God" from the movie "Thunder Movie"...

As for why the child looks so much like Mei and has a name that is exactly like Mei's, but is completely clueless about cooking, which is the only thing Mei is good at, and is like Kiana, no one knows the answer.

The screen didn't explain what the movie was all about, so the students at St. Freya Academy were free to use their imaginations.

However, to everyone's surprise, the scenes of "Lei's cooking videos" on the screen were far from over.

The screen seemed fixated on Mei and Rai's faces, determined to expose their shameful moments and relentlessly play their embarrassing history.

Under everyone's bewildered gazes, what followed was—

[A Collection of Ridiculous Movies Featuring Cooking]

Chapter 146 Yingbao Cooks for the Children

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In this scene, the cooking scene in Lei's movie is slightly more normal; at least the entire kitchen doesn't turn into a sea of ​​fire...

Of course, the reason is probably because there is a director named Yae no Miko by Lei's side.

Although Yae no Miko, this mischievous fox who loves to tease others, often makes people grit their teeth in hatred, she seems to be quite reliable in these crucial moments.

Although the images of Lei Yingdian and Yae Miko are a bit strange, they just look like pictures with heads on top of each other.

However, judging from the actions depicted on screen, it is undoubtedly a terrible movie.

Lei carefully slid two eggs into the completely still, cold oil in front of him, as if he were making scrambled eggs with tomatoes...

To everyone's astonishment, Lei Yingdian didn't crack the eggshell; he just threw the whole thing in.

Lei Dianying didn't seem to realize the problem yet. He stirred the eggs in the pan with the spatula, letting them roll around in the pan with their shells on.

Yae no Miko silently watched Lei's "cooking extravaganza" with her arms crossed. Her seemingly expressionless face seemed to be coldly attacking the guy's comical antics.

Lei Yingdian, of course, didn't notice that Yae no Miko's gaze seemed to be attacking her. After stirring the eggs in the pan a couple of times to coat the shells thoroughly with oil, she brought over a few tomatoes from the side—

Of course, because he didn't know how to cut vegetables, the tomatoes in Lei's hands were completely unprocessed, just four whole, large pieces.

Lei Dianying shoved the four large tomatoes into the pot in one go, carefully avoiding the oil splattering on himself.

Once the tomatoes were perfectly cooked in the pan, Lei Yingdian used a spatula to stir the whole tomatoes and eggs in the pan.

The large tomatoes and eggs rolled around in the pot without breaking apart, as if expressing her best wishes for family reunion, and also wishing everyone who sees this scene a happy and prosperous life.

Watching Lei Yingying flip the whole eggs and tomatoes in the pan, everyone suddenly realized something that felt very incongruous:

Surprisingly, Lei's handling of the spatula in the movie was flawless!

It didn't chop the cookware like a knife, nor did it shred the stovetop.

This made people who were used to the unexpected thought processes of Lei's movies feel a little uncomfortable for a while, because the scene was too normal and didn't look like Lei's movie about cooking.