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I don't know if it was Yae no Miko's instruction, or if Xiangling, who was angered by the terrible movie earlier, gave the terrible movie some new guidance...

Based on Lei Yingdian's bad temper as everyone has seen so far, it's highly likely that Lei Yingdian won't accept Xiangling's second instruction, and Xiangling won't take over this difficult guy again. It seems that Yae no Miko will have to teach Lei Yingdian...

However, Lei's seemingly skillful stir-frying technique is only superficially skillful.

Although under Yae Miko's supervision, the movie in the show didn't do anything too outrageous again...

They didn't just chug a whole bag of flour, they didn't use a foot bath tub to hold the batter, they didn't use laundry detergent to make the batter, and they didn't throw wet, uncut meat directly into a pot of boiling oil...

But that's because this time, Lei's movie didn't even have a stove lit!

The area under the stove was completely dark, with not a single glimmer of light in sight, and the pot was utterly still!

That's why there was no movement at all in the oil pan when Lei Yingdian first put the eggs and tomatoes in!

But this guy seemed completely unaware, and when he put the tomatoes and eggs in, he carefully dodged them, as if he was afraid that the cool oil would splatter and burn him!

What is that? Is it because you once burned down the kitchen while cooking, so you simply stopped cooking altogether?

Once bitten by a snake, twice shy?

Because they're afraid of getting hit by a car, they simply stop driving on the road?

However, given everyone's understanding of Lei's peculiar thought process, it's quite possible that this guy didn't fire simply because he forgot and didn't notice.

After all, for Lei Dianying, the god of Inazuma, a kitchen explosion might be terrifying to ordinary people, but it was just a piece of cake.

The only potential harm might be that it would embarrass Lei Movie, especially in front of Yae no Miko. If a bunch of fire slimes were to appear around her and call her "Mommy" again, Lei Movie would lose face.

But regardless of the possibility, after stir-frying for a long time, I still didn't realize that the cold oil in the pan wasn't getting hot at all, and there was no sizzling sound of hot oil when I was stir-frying the round tomatoes and eggs...

Don't you find it strange that Lei's movies are so bad?

No, when everyone realized this, Lei Movie certainly didn't find it strange. This guy completely lacked knowledge about the kitchen... even common sense!

No wonder Yae no Miko, though silently watching Lei's movie, had an increasingly oppressive and aggressive gaze!

Anyone who sees this guy's actions would be utterly bewildered and wouldn't feel an urge to attack Lei's movies!

Rather, the fact that the Yae no Kamiko in the scene has managed to hold back from saying a single word, without uttering a single word that could attack Lei's movie, has already earned everyone's respect!

However, Lei's subsequent actions quickly made everyone realize that they had been too hasty in their respect.

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In the scene, after symbolically rolling the tomatoes and eggs twice, Lei Yingdian even picked up the salt next to him.

Everyone was shocked. Lei's movie actually knew how to add salt?!

"Adding salt to cooking" is common sense that most people know, but it's probably quite a challenge for Lei Movies. It's surprising that Lei Movies actually understands it!

Although Yae Miko was supervising from the side, even though she had said that people suspected the movie was terrible, they might have forgotten about it...

So when everyone saw Lei Yingdian pick up salt on the screen, the shock was no less than when they saw Lei Yingdian cook with "foot basins" and "laundry detergent"!

Could it be that with Yae no Miko's help, Lei Yingdian truly learned to cook and shed his reputation as the "kitchen killer" who bombed kitchens?

Sure enough, everyone said that Shuai Lei should have a suitable person to teach her how to cook.

While Xiangling may be a renowned chef, she isn't suited to everyone. The right approach is to teach according to individual aptitude, like Yae no Miko and Lei Yingdian...

Just as everyone was pondering this, Lei Yingdian's hand trembled, and the salt he was holding spilled into the pot with a "whoosh".

Just like a heavy snowfall in the dead of winter, half a bag of salt was instantly dropped from Lei Yingdian's hands into the pot.

The large quantities of salt that slipped from Lei's film were like time, which cannot be grasped no matter how hard one tries, slipping through one's fingers, reminding people to cherish time, cherish feelings, and cherish everyone in front of them.

At least, Yae no Miko, who had been silently observing everything, seemed to have understood.

Watching Lei's film, a work of art imbued with numerous philosophical insights, showcasing his artistic approach to cooking...

She realized.

Those watching from outside the screen, seeing the ridiculously funny movie that was being made so serious, suddenly understood.

Although Lei's film seems to have put a lot of effort into its production, and there doesn't seem to be any major problem with the process...

Add the eggs and tomatoes to the pan one at a time and stir-fry, then add salt...

However, it's not entirely the fault of the terrible movie because it didn't do some minor things well. After all, the demon who used to blow up the kitchen can now ensure that the food is safely put into the pot, which is a huge improvement...

That's because the movie *Thunder* never even fired a shot...

While everyone was amused by the "complete version of scrambled eggs with tomatoes" from the ridiculous movie, the "cooking documentary" from the same movie continued to play on the screen.

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"It's five in the morning, time to get up and make breakfast for the kids."

The scene opens with Lei Yingdian walking into the camera from a bright living room, looking quite adept at putting on an apron...

Although nobody knows why it's so bright at 5 a.m. in that place... well, since Lei Movie said so, let's just listen to it.

In this latest episode of "Lei Yingdian's Cooking Show," Lei Yingdian's culinary skills seem to have improved considerably compared to the previous two episodes...

At least in the footage, Lei's movie seems to be without any supervision, and even looks like it's being taught.

However, some people are uneasy: is it really okay for Lei to cook for himself in a movie?

Previously, when no one was supervising, Lei Dianying blew up the kitchen. Under Yae Miko's supervision, although it didn't explode, no fire was lit either...

Lei's cooking scenes were so extreme that everyone was hesitant to watch the next scene on the screen...

Fortunately, what's being presented to everyone this time is a very safe cooking method created by Lei Films...

"These nine fish were brought back from the countryside."

To everyone's astonishment, Lei picked up a "fish" from the sink, seemingly something he had prepared beforehand...

However, the "nine fish brought back from the countryside" mentioned in Lei's film are nothing more than a furry doll.

This was completely different from what people were used to seeing fish, and for a moment, everyone was wondering if their understanding was flawed or if the fish in the movie were actually like this.

In the midst of everyone's surprise and doubt, Ray the Movie in the scene even patted the fluffy toy.

"Look, it's still alive and fresh!"

Watching the plush toy bounce and tumble in Lei's hands, as if it were a real "fresh fish," everyone's eyes sharpened instantly.

It's like everyone's cerebellum has atrophied. Looking at that "lively" "fish" in the picture, could it be that there's something wrong with their eyes?

Was the doll in Lei's film really a fish? Or was it just a doll in their eyes?

Are they out of their minds, misunderstanding the terrible movie?

Amidst a barrage of questions nearly overwhelming everyone, Lei Yingdian in the video continued her "steamed fish" ritual.

"We knocked her unconscious, sprinkled her with seasoning, and then put her in the microwave..."

Lei placed the plush toy—no, the "fish"—that she had already "stunned" on the plate, then casually picked a blade of grass from the plant on the sink.

Everyone frowned as they looked at the scene. Could it be that the green plant on the sink was some kind of spice planted specifically for cooking?

It doesn't look like scallions or rosemary, so what is it?

Although it looks like weeds, it can't really be weeds, right?

However, when you think about how the person cooking is Lei Dianying, everyone seems to understand everything.

Who knows if Lei's movie is using weeds as spices, or if he actually believes that weeds can be used as spices?

Then everyone saw Lei's film put the "processed" fish into the "microwave oven," and something just didn't feel right.

For the students of St. Freya Academy, those electrical appliances were nothing new, but for the people of Teyvat, these technologies such as "microwave ovens" were quite amazing.

However, compared to those things, everyone's attention was more drawn to the terrible movie.

After all, such a novel "cooking tutorial" is something I've never seen anywhere else.

Putting aside the novel technological products, why does the process after "stunning the fish" simply involve "sprinkling on seasonings" and "putting it into kitchen utensils"?

What about killing the fish? Gutting it, removing its internal organs, and scaling it?

While adding seasoning to the fish is certainly an essential step, isn't skipping the steps of scaling and gutting, and focusing solely on seasoning, a bit too much of the essence?

Lei's movie did capture the main point well, but it seems like he only grasped the main point?

While everyone was frowning in confusion, turning their bodies to the side, and intently watching Lei Movie's "cooking tutorial" on the screen, Lei Movie continued to play on the screen.

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Lei tried to operate the microwave oven, but nothing happened. Upon closer inspection, it became clear that the microwave oven was not plugged in...

It has a similar charm to her previous "complete version of scrambled eggs with tomatoes"...

Everyone quickly took notes, jotting down this surprising little detail.

Afterwards, Lei opened the refrigerator, which was covered in cute stickers, and took out another adorable fluffy toy—

"Next up is the chicken soup that Lao Ba drinks every day; this is from a hen that's been raised for fifty years."

What looks like a fluffy toy like a teddy bear is turned into a "fifty-year-old hen" in the mouth of this ridiculous movie?!

Regardless of whether people's eyes and brains are malfunctioning or the old hen in the ridiculous movie is actually that kind of thing, the mere idea of ​​a "fifty-year-old hen" is extremely bizarre.

However, since it is the continent of Teyvat, where even the Eye of God and the Demon God exist, everyone let it go.

For everyone in the Honkai universe, while a 50-year-old hen is highly improbable, it seems possible to explain it if Honkai energy is involved.

At the moment when everyone felt relieved, only Xiangling and her good friend Guoba in Liyue stared wide-eyed!

"Crispy rice crust! How did you become that guy's food?!"

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Xiangling and her Guoba stared at the plush toy on the screen. Others might not recognize it, but how could Xiangling not recognize her good Guoba!

Many people in Liyue recognized the "fifty-year-old hen" mentioned in the movie as none other than Guoba, who was always seen next to Xiangling!

What does that mean? After Lei Yingdian and Xiangling had a fight, did Lei Yingdian steal the rice crust as an ingredient to get revenge on Xiangling?

Although I don't know why that thing that clearly looks like a "little bear" was described as a hen by that ridiculous movie...

Xiangling stared wide-eyed at the ridiculous movie, gritting her teeth!

How dare they lay a hand on her rice crust!