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Although Xiangling was curious about the taste of rice crust countless times, she resisted her cravings and desire to explore and did not touch the rice crust!

How did that terrible movie manage to steal the spotlight?!

When Guoba saw that he had become a "fifty-year-old hen" about to be stewed in soup in the hands of the mighty Inazuma Demon God, he was so frightened that he trembled on the spot...

However, what Guoba feared even more was yet to come—

After Lei Yingdian in the light screen took out the plush toy that looked exactly like Guoba, he actually placed it on the cutting board!

"Let's remove the innards, then put it in the pot."

Lei Dianying "meticulously taught every detail," rubbing his hands against the plush bear that resembled the rice crust lying motionless on the cutting board!

Although a strange mosaic obscures the view, making it unclear how Guoba's internal organs were removed, the plush toy that looked exactly like Guoba was probably put to rest after the "treatment" by Lei's film.

Under Guoba's horrified gaze, the little bear that looked exactly like it was stuffed into a bowl and placed next to the water heater by Lei Yingdian!

Although I don't know why a hot water dispenser is needed to "put it in the pot," Guoba's attention was clearly not on that!

Lei Yingdian, who didn't even know to scale and gut the fish when he was processing it, suddenly remembered it when he was processing the rice crust!

"?!!"

When Guoba saw the bloody scene that read "Minors should watch with adult supervision," he was so terrified that his hair stood on end!

Guoba quickly hugged Xiangling tightly beside him. As its owner, Xiangling was Guoba's only support right now!

However, as Guoba shivered and clung tightly to Xiangling, trying to get a little warmth and reassurance from her...

Guoba, trembling, wanted to seek comfort from Xiangling, but when he looked up, he heard that the guy seemed to be mesmerized by the scene inside the light screen.

"Hehehe...slurp..."

Xiangling revealed that familiar look of longing and craving for food that Guoba knew so well; her mouth even watered as saliva dripped from the corner of her lips.

It hit Guoba right on the head!

"?!!!"

Guoba was so frightened that he immediately let go of Xiangling's arms and ran away!

Xiangling snapped out of her daze as she watched the rice crust disappear in a flash, quickly wiping the drool from the corner of her mouth and pleading with it to stay!

"Hey! Guoba, don't run away! I won't do anything to you!"

"I haven't even said what I'm going to do to you yet!"

Xiangling, having inadvertently revealed her true feelings, scratched her head sheepishly and looked apologetically at Guoba, who had disappeared without a trace.

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Lei, the movie character on the screen, was clearly unaware that her unintentional act had sown discord between Xiangling and her delicious rice crust, and continued her daily cooking routine:

"This is the white fungus soup I drink every day, with goji berries and a lid~"

What Lei Yingdian was holding was clearly a tattered rag, but she called it "silver ear fungus soup," making everyone, who had already gotten used to Lei Yingdian's blatant misrepresentation, twitch their lips once again.

The "goji berries" mentioned in Lei's film are known to be a medicinal food that nourishes qi and blood, but they should be small, about the size of a melon seed...

Why are the "goji berries" in Lei's movie actually two packets of random stuff?

Even though they're all in red packaging, it's not fair to mistake them for goji berries, is it?

However, considering that even a tattered rag was used as a substitute for tremella soup in Lei's movies, everyone felt relieved.

As preparations for Lei's film project come to a close, her cooking class also seems to be coming to an end.

"The fish is steamed now, oh my... ha ha, it's piping hot!"

Even though only a few minutes had passed, Lei Movie claimed that the "fish" was already cooked and went to turn on the microwave, which was completely dark...

Even though there was no heat coming out of the microwave and the "fish" was still the same, Lei Yingdian seemed genuinely burned, blowing on it to cool it down and prevent his hands from getting burned.

Under everyone's snickering gazes, Lei Yingdian took a deep sniff, as if he could truly smell the enticing aroma of the steamed fish.

"Wow, this smells amazing!"

Then Lei Movie poured out the tattered rag and the strange red-packaged object that he had just stuffed into the thermos, and put them on the table along with the plush bear that had been stuffed into the bowl.

"Kids, dinner's ready!"

At the dinner table, the three people who greeted Lei's "sumptuous breakfast" were Kujo Sara, Yae Miko, and a short-haired kid with droopy eyes who seemed listless.

Kujo Sara and Yae no Miko had calm expressions, though their numb faces suggested they had grown accustomed to the nightmarish cooking of this terrible movie.

It's just unclear why they could be so indifferent to this peculiar and sumptuous breakfast; were they numb or already dead to it?

Only the little kid on the far right, with his droopy eyelids and an unhappy expression on his face, showed that the beatings and torture he had suffered were not enough.

Otherwise, he would probably have shown the same indifferent expression as his two mature older sisters, Yae no Miko and Kujo Sara, towards the sumptuous breakfast that Lei Yingdong served, which was not meant for human consumption, without revealing any joy, sorrow, or even life or death.

Lei, as always, greeted everyone warmly, seemingly finding great satisfaction and joy in bustling around preparing this sumptuous breakfast, and happily called out to the children:

Did you wash your hands?

"Yes~"

"Let's eat then!"

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The image freezes on the harmonious and loving scene of a family of four having breakfast.

Despite the clearly happy scene, people couldn't help but express their sympathy:

Poor kids, having to eat the kind of breakfast you see in those cheesy movies...

Chapter 147 Lei Dapao Steps Forward!

As the students of St. Freya Academy watched the scene displayed on the screen—"Lei Yingdian lovingly and considerately preparing a sumptuous breakfast"—they couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for the seemingly happy and harmonious family interaction.

Although the scene depicted on the light screen looked very warm, and although it seemed to be trying its best to create a cozy family atmosphere...

But no matter how they looked at it, everyone couldn't help but shed tears of sadness and sympathy, and couldn't help but feel sorry for Yae no Miko, Kujo Sara, and that little brat.

What exactly did they do wrong to be caught by Lei Movie as a test subject for poison?

No, it can't be called "testing the waters," since the things that are served on the table in the movie "Thunder on the screen" are not food at all, so how can it be called "testing the waters"?

Although everyone initially doubted whether their eyes or brains were malfunctioning, mistaking the ingredients in the ridiculous movie for something else, after seeing the ridiculous movie's actions on screen...

After seeing the three girls—Yae no Miko, Kujo Sara, and that arrogant boy—looking troubled at the dishes served by Lei Yingdian at the dinner table…

Seeing the numb expressions on Kujo Sara and Yae Miko's faces, so blank they couldn't distinguish life from death, everyone finally became certain:

The problem lies entirely with the terrible food in the movie!

Since blowing up the kitchen, Lei Movie seems to be going further and further away from avoiding "kitchen accidents". In order to avoid any possible harm, they have even taken the lead in "not turning on the stove"!

I wonder if Lei's film tasted the sweetness of not exploding without fire when it was that "complete version of scrambled eggs with tomatoes" before, because they actually made so many "dishes" that don't require fire!

To be honest, the food wasn't really suitable; it wasn't even food to eat!

Although Lei's recitation of the process seemed to be quite correct, only occasionally focusing on the key points and skipping the normal steps, what she actually did was completely different!

A microwave oven that isn't plugged in or turned on isn't even edible!

Plush toys that were mistaken for "fish", teddy bears that were mistaken for "fifty-year-old hens", tattered rags that were mistaken for "silver ear fungus soup" and red plastic packaging that was claimed to be "goji berries"!

Lei's films are not only about "replacing" ingredients with her ingenious talent in the cooking process, but she's even starting to unleash her wild imagination on the ingredients!

Can this even be considered cooking?!

Previously, when a ridiculous movie used a "foot bath basin" instead of a bowl for mixing dough, people tolerated it. After all, although the utensils are different, they are still utensils. It's just that you might end up with a mouthful of athlete's foot or the smell of feet...

However, Lei's movie, which simply doesn't use any fire and even replaces the ingredients with inedible things, can hardly be called a dish!

What does this ridiculous movie take food for?!

While Kiana might find food cooked in a foot bath basin by a girl with the same face as Mei edible, and might even consider it delicious...

But returning to the "cooking" itself, this is simply an absolute disaster!

Not to mention Mei, who has the same face as Rai, even the students at St. Freya Academy, who don't know much about cooking, all shook their heads and sighed as they watched Rai's actions on screen.

Everyone thought that even the worst movie could at least have some semblance of normalcy, but Mei's delicious cooking was not only completely devoid of normalcy, but it also lacked any sense of normalcy at all!

As someone who was "partially involved," Mei watched in disbelief as the guy with the same face was "cooked" in such a way...

No, that can't be called cooking at all; it's a waste of the kitchen and the food!

What kind of chef would blow up the kitchen while cooking?!

Although Mei, as a young lady from a wealthy family, was once a pampered heiress who never lifted a finger in the kitchen... her knowledge of cooking back then was probably not much better than that of the ridiculous movie.

However, in order to make the people around her eat delicious food and show happy smiles, she tried her best to learn. After hard work and countless failures, she finally achieved the widespread recognition she has today!

Even Raven, who somehow got to taste Mei's cooking in the future, had to give Mei's cooking a thumbs up!

Mei just couldn't understand it. Everyone thought her cooking skills were top-notch, so why was that Lei Yingdian, who was clearly "another version of her," completely clueless about cooking?

No, it's not that I'm completely clueless, it's more like I "can't" in two ways.

"I can't do this, and I can't do that!"

Mei really wished she could meet that Lei Movie who had the same face as her right away and personally teach that other "self" a lesson!

The previous exposure of her dark history and embarrassing moments has already been enough. We can't let another "self" ruin Mei's only confidence and skill in cooking as well!

That was one of the few areas where Mei could still stand tall and speak loudly, a territory she was proud of. How could she let another "self" ruin it?!

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"Luckily, my Mei isn't one of those people who can't cook at all, otherwise she'd be a real slob."

Kiana let out a heartfelt sigh, truly feeling the fear of the children at the table as she looked at the inhuman food that Ray Movie had brought out.

Although she sometimes didn't quite understand why Lei Yingdian couldn't do those things when she saw them on the screen...