But seeing everyone around her sigh or shake their heads as Lei Yingdian performed his actions, Kiana didn't know the answer but dared not ask, lest she be beaten up as a fool lacking common sense like Lei Yingdian.

Although Kiana doesn't show it, everyone knows that Kiana and Rai are equally clueless when it comes to the kitchen, and Kiana is probably even more clueless than Rai in many other ways.

The students at St. Freya Academy marveled at how the light screen never missed an opportunity to torment Mei and her face, even going so far as to destroy Mei's last specialty: cooking.

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Meanwhile, watching Thor's actions on the continent of Teyvat, one couldn't help but feel a subtle, twitching emotion towards the three names "Thunder Movie" that should have been utterly revered.

Although I don't know what those artifacts next to Thor in the scene, so different from those on the Teyvat continent, are all about...

However, the focus of the scene is clearly on the cooking in the movie.

With inhuman manipulation, unusable ingredients, and unimaginable imagination, it's hard to believe that this is one of the seven gods who survived the war between demons and gods a thousand years ago.

It's even harder to imagine that it was a god who controlled lightning and naginata.

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In Liyue, as people watched the outrageously absurd actions of that ridiculous movie, they couldn't help but think of one person—

Xiangling.

That famous chef, while creating mouthwatering and unforgettable dishes, also possessed an astonishingly wild imagination.

In her quest to create a unique flavor, Xiangling probably did something no different from what Lei's movies did...

For example, slime can be used as an ingredient because slime is elastic...

For example, using the weapons in a Hilichurl's hand as meat skewers, because the Hilichurl's sweat can give the meat skewers natural saltiness...

Xiangling had done many things that sounded unbelievable to normal people, and she even served them to guests.

Treating guests as guinea pigs, Xiangling might be even more ruthless than Lei's movies in this respect.

However, although Xiangling and Lei Yingdian's actions are similar, they are fundamentally different—

That is, Xiangling "knows not only what, but also why", and after understanding the principles of cooking and the fundamental flavor of each ingredient, she arranges and combines them.

While Xiangling's actions are often hard to accept, one has to admire her incredibly imaginative cooking skills, which can transform the mundane into the extraordinary, creating unique and delicious dishes all her own.

Because Xiangling's "experiment" was logical, based on principles and evidence; she wasn't just making things up.

Although there are many failed experiments on the road to success, those experiments always leave those who accidentally stumble upon them with a lot of complaints...

However, Xiangling was ultimately able to produce dishes that were so amazing and unforgettable that she was called a "culinary genius."

With a genius on the left and a madman on the right, Xiangling's extreme thirst for culinary exploration is the reason she became Liyue's most renowned chef.

Through repeated trials and meticulous adjustments, Xiangling's dishes, which initially seemed misunderstood and unappreciated, eventually became unforgettable culinary delights.

However, for low-budget movies...

Although she seems to cook in a similarly whimsical and unconventional way as Xiangling, Lei Yingdian is undoubtedly completely ignorant of the principles of cooking, and it can even be said that she lacks knowledge in many common sense aspects.

Like a blank sheet of paper, pure and innocent, with a touch of naivety.

Lei's films lack the rationality, logic, and inspiration of Xiangling's cooking, so Lei's films will never have the chance to present a stunning dish like Xiangling...

At least Xiangling wouldn't make people eat rags, plastic packaging, or plush toys, right...?

If a dish from a cheesy movie is even edible, you should be thanking your lucky stars. You should also thank the kitchen utensils for not killing you and the director for not fainting from watching the cheesy movie cook.

As for things like the previous ridiculous movie where they blew up the kitchen and brought out completely inedible ingredients, that's probably just normal for them to be good.

It's even possible that if a movie by Lei Jun occasionally goes beyond the ordinary and blows up the kitchen like what we saw on the screen before, that would probably be the norm.

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On the other side, Xiangling also saw her own reflection, but that was all she saw.

Lei's actions in the kitchen were like the shadow cast on the floor by the sun shining on her.

All that remained was pitch blackness and darkness. Though the cooking techniques seemed similar, they exuded nothing but despair, with not a single glimmer of light to be seen.

Because the shadow only has an outline and a similar shape, it doesn't reveal any human-like features.

Lei's movie was so bad, it was inhuman.

Although Xiangling knows that her actions are often baffling and incomprehensible, they are not the kind of reckless nonsense seen in movies.

Xiangling was immediately relieved that the version of herself in the video had only argued with Lei Yingdian and then run away, without having any further contact with him.

Otherwise, if she were to witness Lei Yingdian wreaking havoc on the kitchen and the dishes with her own eyes, Xiangling truly felt she would faint and be unable to resist picking up her red-tasseled spear.

Unfortunately, although that ridiculous movie portrays someone as an idiot when it comes to cooking and seemingly lacking in common sense, that person is actually the god who governs Inazuma, and in terms of strength, Karin really can't beat him.

Xiangling could only be thankful that her decision to run away after the argument was the right one. Otherwise, if she had kept arguing with Lei Yingdian, not only would she have failed to teach that stubborn guy a lesson, but she might have also ended up in jail and ruined her reputation along with him.

Although Xiangling thought about it from another perspective, she felt that being around a "culinary genius" like Lei Yingdian, who always produced unexpected results, would make it easy to draw inspiration from Lei Yingdian's cooking.

Just like what was shown in the scene, Lei's method of processing the rice crust and then steaming it in a pot sparked an idea in Xiangling...

Unfortunately, Guoba ran away, seemingly sensing her thoughts and becoming angry and panicked. Xiangling still hasn't been able to find where Guoba went.

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On the other side, the people of Inazuma, gazing at the thunderous film on the screen—a film that far surpassed their previous awe-inspiring impressions—silently closed their eyes.

They're all haters; that light screen is definitely maliciously smearing their Thor.

Although Thor can be a bit brutal at times, his "Eye Hunt Order" targeting the Eye of God and his merciless executions leave people wondering and confused as to why Inazuma cannot freely possess his own Eye of God like other nations. However, most of the time, people feel more awe than anything else.

How could the Thor they knew be the Thor that just appeared on the screen, who had absolutely no knowledge of the kitchen, seemed to lack common sense, and had a clear-eyed, stupid, and adorable look?

Seeing the Thor statues everywhere, everyone prayed silently, begging Thor to atone for their sins of having previously doubted the truth of the content displayed on the screen.

That silly, goofy movie that feeds people rags could never be their real Thor!

And the one who was previously revealed in the light screen, who was crying and traumatized because he was slapped hard when he was a teenager, is definitely not Thor!

The "Raiden Mei" who appeared in the light screen earlier, who was repeatedly defeated, repeatedly humiliated, repeatedly cried, and repeatedly touched by the pink fat woman, is definitely not the same person!

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At a time when the people of Inatsuma chose to believe in their own gods, an awkward and delicate atmosphere settled over the shogun's residence.

"Such imaginative cooking..."

Looking at the "sumptuous breakfast" that Rai had prepared for Yae no Miko, Kujou Sara, and that little brat on the screen, Ayaka Kamisato was unsure whether to praise Rai for his diligence and thoughtfulness, or to remind Rai to improve his culinary skills...

Ayaka Kamisato could only glance at Yae no Miko and Kujo Sara beside her, silently wiping away her sweat.

"Haha, you two must have had a really tough time back then."

Kujo Sara twitched the corner of her mouth but remained silent in response to Ayaka Kamisato's reaction, which was tantamount to acknowledging that the scene on the screen was real.

Although she wanted to uphold Thor's reputation, she was at a loss for words to explain the "sumptuous breakfast" incident.

With Yae no Miko, who loves to sabotage and embarrass Rai-sama, watching him from the sidelines, Kujo Sara simply closed his eyes, deciding to avoid seeing or hearing it.

Yae no Miko, that sly fox who thrives on chaos, immediately put on a pitiful expression upon seeing Ayaka Kamisato being so "considerate," her eyes brimming with tiny pearls as if she were about to cry at any moment:

"Yes~ I've survived until now eating Shadow's kind of food. Heaven knows what kind of torment this poor little fox has suffered."

Yae no Miko's voice trembled, and her pitiful face seemed to tell of the terrible grievances she had suffered in the past.

Only General Raiden remained indifferent, just like Raiden himself hidden in the Pure Land of the Heart, completely baffled as to why Ayaka Kamisato, Sara Kujo, and Yae no Miko were reacting this way.

What happened to the breakfast she made herself in the picture?

Is there any god more considerate than me who can provide you with white fungus soup, stewed soup from a 50-year-old hen, and fresh fish caught from the countryside for breakfast?

"It seems our Shadow Master still doesn't know exactly where the problem lies."

"Alas, poor, weak, pitiful, and helpless little fox, I can only endure Shadow's cooking."

The perceptive Yae no Miko, seeing that Raiden General seemed to be wondering what he had done wrong, immediately sighed.

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A certain arrogant kid, wandering somewhere, watched the "homemade sumptuous breakfast" scene from that cheesy movie on the screen, and his face turned particularly ugly, his eyes twitching.

"Hmph, Balzeb..."

The soldier snorted coldly, gritting his teeth and muttering about Lei Yingdian's name as a demon god. As a "child" created by Lei Yingdian, he wondered how Lei Yingdian himself would punish him for his disrespectful attitude towards his "mother."

However, the stragglers obviously didn't care, because as a "wanderer," he was no longer by Lei Movie's side and was even secretly plotting revenge against Lei Movie!

However, to Sanbing's utter surprise, the screen that had been playing the scandalous story of Mei and the similarly-looking Lei Yingdian suddenly seemed to sense his disrespect for his elderly mother.

The next scene to appear on the screen was actually related to his soldiers, and it was something that the soldiers hated the most and were most unwilling to mention, something that had happened in Lei's movies!

[Is Yingbao already a mother of two? Lei Dapao, step forward!]

[A look back at memorable moments of Yingbao taking care of children]

Chapter 148 Qi the Cannon!

The crowd outside the light screen looked at the title that suddenly appeared on it, and countless questions immediately arose in their minds.

"??? Lei Yingdian is already a mother??"

"And there are two of them??"

"What? A divorced young woman with two kids??"

No one could believe that Lei Dianying, who looked so young and showed no signs of being a mother, already had two children.

Judging from the previous scenes in the movie where she couldn't cook at all, either blowing up the kitchen or making inhuman food, who would have thought that she was already a mother of two?

That scene must be a picture of Lei Dianying's arduous learning of cooking before she became a mother. It's impossible that Lei Dianying would still be completely clueless about cooking after having two children.

Wait a minute, everyone's eyes suddenly sharpened. In the end of Lei's "cooking class" on the screen, didn't she serve those inhuman foods to the three children at the table?!

Kujo Sara, Yae no Miko, and that arrogant little boy!

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