Scrolling through short videos and seeing embarrassing moments, has even the Mi Home ecosystem broke

"Waaaaah, Lord Thor was so merciful to spare that guy's life, he's so kind, I'm crying my eyes out!"

In the Shogun's palace, Kujo Sara saw that the Thunder Crypt on the light screen hadn't immediately dealt with the neglected Thunder Kingdom Collapse, and had even allowed it to freely adventure across the Teyvat continent. He was immediately moved to tears.

"Don't restrict the child's freedom; let that little guy freely explore the world, to see it for himself with his own eyes and feet."

"This is something many parents couldn't do. It's truly admirable that Thor could be so insightful, even on his first time with a child."

Kujo Sara described Rai Movie's act of abandoning Raiden Kingdom in such a vivid and elaborate way that Rai Movie himself was a little embarrassed by his perfect explanation.

However, given the loyalty and support of her kinsman, Kujo Sara, Lei Movie couldn't bear to disappoint her, so he silently nodded and accepted Kujo Sara's flattery.

Ayaka Kamisato silently watched this scene, wiping away her sweat. She could only sigh inwardly at Kujo Sara's unwavering loyalty to Lord Raijin.

Yae no Miko, standing to the side, listened with deep concern. Although she didn't object to Kujo Sara's explanation of Raiden Kokubun's merciful actions, she was still worried about Raiden Kokubun wandering around outside...

She was genuinely worried that this guy might cause some trouble, since the screen had already revealed that the little brat was a puppet created by Lei Movie, and if there was any blame, it would be placed on Lei Movie.

Based on Yae no Miko's observation of that little brat, he was not a kind person at all.

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On the other side, Kiana from St. Freya Academy was also hugging Mei, crying and wiping away tears:

"Wow, Mei, you didn't actually have a child with another woman, that's so great! Waaaaaah!"

Kiana's attention was focused on the "cannon" because of the name "Thunder Kingdom Collapse," and she only just realized that the movie "Thunder" is about a "mother of two children."

In retrospect, while the Thunder Kingdom Collapse was indeed a child of the Thunder Movie, it was merely a puppet created using mysterious powers, and could not be considered a "child" in a true physiological, familial, or romantic sense.

As for Lei's film's decision to let the Thunder Kingdom roam freely across the mainland...

With a silly, goofy name like "Thunder Cannon," what kind of trouble could that little brat possibly cause? It's alright~

Lei's movies are simply giving children freedom, allowing them to develop freely in a vast world.

Faced with Kiana's relieved cry, Mei was speechless for a moment, feeling utterly helpless. That terrible movie wasn't even about her...

Why is Kiana reacting so strongly...?

Although that's what she said, Mei secretly breathed a sigh of relief:

Thankfully, thankfully, the other "self" with the same face didn't have a child with that Yae no Miko who also had pink hair and loved to tease others.

Even though she knew it wasn't just one person, Mei still felt a lot of pressure from afar.

Just as Mei was starting to relax, the title of a new video appeared on the screen:

[The real reason Lei Dapao ran away from home was actually because Yingbao's cooking was too terrible?]

Upon seeing the appearance of the light screen, Mei's relaxed expression twitched instantly.

Didn't this video already air? Everyone already knows how outrageous Lei's cooking is, so why bring this light screen up again?

Under Mei's questioning gaze, the light screen slowly began to play.

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"Hi everyone, long time no see! Today I'm back to share some kitchen tips that kids love!"

The scene opens with Ray, who had somehow ended up in a world with technology nearly identical to the Honkai universe after leaving Teyvat, wearing an apron and greeting everyone in a very modern kitchen.

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"?_?"

Everyone stared wide-eyed at this suddenly appearing "Cooking Lessons from Terrible Movies," their eyebrows forming question marks.

What is this? After each video ends, is it a relaxing, silly movie-themed cooking lesson for everyone?

Using the most hilarious scenes, and making Lei's movies seriously depict scenes that are not edible for humans, so that everyone can get enough relaxation after watching the video.

While everyone was wondering, Lei Yingdian continued her "casual chatter about everyday life" in the video.

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"I caught my kid playing Gundam games all night yesterday, so I'll make him something nice to eat today to help him recover."

Lei's movie recounts the kinds of troublesome things a virtuous wife and loving mother often talks about regarding her children.

Although Lei was grumbling about her child staying up late playing with toys, seemingly quite unhappy about it, her act of cooking and preparing nourishing soup for her child still showed the good intentions of this "good mother."

However, this seemingly warm and intimate everyday chatter is actually filled with strangeness in everyone's eyes.

Everyone still vividly remembers that ridiculous movie where they blew up the kitchen without any common sense, served a bunch of inedible "sumptuous breakfasts" without even turning on the stove.

Lei's movie says he's "giving the child some nourishment," but why does that sound so strange?

Why does it sound like... a sinister motive of wanting to take revenge on the child?

It sounds so evil and scary!

Is the soup she makes really good for the child?

Or is Lei's film deliberately portraying her as a "good mother" while actually using her terrible cooking skills to punish her child for staying up late playing with toys?

No one knows whether Lei Yingdian in the scene has a clear understanding of her own cooking skills. For a moment, it's hard to tell whether this is a heartwarming scene of a mother making soup for her child, or a strict mother maliciously punishing her child by cooking to help them break the bad habit of staying up late...

In short, Lei Yingdian continued cooking in the video, and everyone's attention would naturally follow her actions to understand the truth of the matter.

"First, let's make some old duck soup for Lao Ba, which she drinks every day."

Lei Movie kept muttering about her "good Lao Ba," although the name sounded a bit like some strange and abstract character, it should be the nickname of the pink fox Yae no Miko who had a very good relationship with Lei Movie before.

While reciting "Old Eight's" favorite "old duck soup," Lei Dianying opened the refrigerator, showing everyone the "ingredients" prepared for Yae no Miko.

oO?

Seeing the bowl of little yellow ducks soaking in water that was so conspicuously displayed in the refrigerator, everyone once again felt a severe atrophy of the cerebellum.

As Lei Yingdong took the bowl of soaked "duck" out of the refrigerator, everyone frowned in surprise, seemingly engaged in an extremely intense brainstorming session...

Because in the scene, the bowl that Lei is holding, which is soaking the "ingredients," clearly contains several toy ducks that look like they are made of rubber, right?

However, at least Lei's films are a huge improvement over her previous ones; at least the appearance of the "ingredients" she prepared actually matches the "ingredient names" she mentioned...

At least on the surface, it does look like Lei's film has a few ducks in its hands...

As for whether it can be used for making soup, that depends on how Lei Movie handles it.

As everyone intently watched the scene on the screen, preparing to learn how Lei Movie made his old duck soup, the Lei Movie on the screen seemed to sense their skepticism.

To prove that the "duck" in her hand was safe, Lei Yingdian even picked it up and held it in her hand to demonstrate the freshness of this "ingredient"—

“Gah↗Gah↘Gah↗Gah↘”

As Lei Yingdong squeezed and kneaded the ducklings in her hands, they emitted a chorus of quacks.

"Look, it's still chirping, it's fresh!"

Lei seemed quite satisfied with the incredibly fresh "ducks" in her hands. Her beaming eyes suggested she was pleased with the freshness of her chosen ingredients, or perhaps pleased that she had selected the "thing" that matched her description.

"hiss……"

Everyone gasped in shock as they watched the little ducks quacking wildly in Lei's hands on the screen!

It seems... it seems there really isn't a problem?!

Is Lei's film really a work of genius?!

Chapter 150 Shadow Treasure's Cooking Scares Away Lei Dapao

If you close your eyes, ignore the screen, and listen carefully, it really does sound like a flock of fresh ducks quacking!

And even if you open your eyes and look, the duck being held in the hand by the ridiculous movie...

Although it looks like some kind of plastic baby toy, and it still doesn't look like any real food ingredient...

Regardless of why the ingredients for "old duck soup" are such small ducks...

It has the appearance of a duck, the size of a duckling, and can make the same quacking sound as a duck...

Isn't that a duck?!

Could it be that Lei's movies are truly the work of a genius?

Could it be that Lei's film actually found the right ingredients?

Could it be that the little yellow duck in Lei's film isn't some baby toy, but a real duck used as food?

Is it just that everyone's brains are really messed up, with such a terrible stereotype about Lei's movies, that they're treating the little yellow duck that was kindly prepared as an inedible toy duck?

Just when everyone was seriously doubting themselves and their heads were about to explode, Lei Yingdian put the duck in a pot, filled it with water, and placed it on the stove, while also kindly explaining some kitchen tips to everyone:

"This fresh duck meat is perfect for making soup. Just simmer it on low heat for forty minutes and you'll have a delicious soup."

Although there wasn't a single glimmer of light visible from the stove beneath the pot, everyone believed that there must be a flame burning on that dark stove platform.

It's just that people have such a bad stereotype about Lei movies, and their eyes and brains may have some minor problems, so they can't see the firing.

Although no one heard any explanation from Lei Films about "how to process the duck," it's unclear whether Lei Films forgot to process the duck or simply forgot to explain how to process it...

Or did she deliberately ignore the instructions for preparing the duck, or even intentionally not prepare the duck at all...?

In short, this pot of "delicious old duck soup" is already simmering.

Following Lei's actions, everyone's attention shifted to the next delicious dish—

Lei Yingdian held up a fish that was half the length of her body with a big smile. It was rare to see such a bright smile on her usually cold and serious face. Everyone was amazed!

What's even more shocking is that the thing Lei is holding actually looks exactly like food!

Although it's still at the "similar" stage for now, everyone believes that the swordfish toy they see is just their problem, not that the bad movie chose the wrong ingredient.

Amidst everyone's unwavering and trusting gazes, Lei Yingdian cheerfully introduced the ingredients for the second dish she was holding:

"This is a member of the Swordfish Second Division. He's quite big. Let's take a look."