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In Lei Yingdian's hands, a huge blue toy fish caught the eye, which Lei Yingdian proudly displayed to everyone in front of the screen from all angles.

However, the "title" mentioned by Lei Yingdian made the members of the Inazuma Rebels furrow their brows, and a chill ran down their spines.

It's clearly just a fish that looks like a toy, so why did Lei Movie have to give it such a name?

As the leader of the resistance, Xin Hai looked at the "Swordfish Squad 2 member" on the screen, who seemed to have been dragged out of a bad movie to be used as a "deterrent," and his eyelids twitched uneasily.

However, as the strategist, she certainly couldn't let the rebels lose their confidence, so she immediately calmed down the panicked team members.

However, the next line from Lei's film on the screen shattered all the comfort I felt—

Let's barbecue it!

"This way of baking it, keeping the original flavor, is the most delicious..."

As Lei Yingdian smiled and announced how to eat the 'fish,' a thin, long iron rod twirled in his hand.

The next moment, under the unbearable gazes of the many rebels, the iron rod was mercilessly pierced from the tail of the "fish" straight to its head by Lei Yingdian, giving it a "skewer"!

"hiss……"

The rebels gasped in horror, their scalps tingling with fear at the brutality depicted in the scene!

Xin Hai had just tried his best to calm everyone down, but because of Lei's actions on screen, everyone felt a chill down their spines. All of Xin Hai's efforts were in vain. Now, he could only helplessly wipe his sweat and stare intently at the screen.

"Using such innuendo to allude to the methods used against the resistance, how impressive is Thor..."

She wanted to see what kind of dishes that Thor was going to prepare.

…………

The movie on the screen seemed unaware that not only the resistance fighters, but everyone else was trembling at her "medley" of performances.

She was still explaining to everyone how to prepare the fish.

Watching Lei put the prepared fish into the prepared oven, although it was unclear whether the scaling and innards had been properly removed, everyone was used to it and simply didn't think too much about it.

On the contrary, if Lei's film handles such a big fish well, everyone should be shocked.

Although the "big fish" in Lei's film looks like nothing more than a big fish toy...

However, as expected, Lei's cooking skills always manage to create some mishaps. This time, the "fish" he prepared was clearly a little too big; the small oven seemed unable to accommodate such a massive "fish."

It was only at this moment that Lei Dianying seemed to realize that the size of the "big fish" in his hand was somewhat mismatched with the oven, and he let out an awkward laugh.

For that tiny oven, it was already a miracle if it could even hold the tail of this "fish".

Although no one knew why Lei Movies was only noticing such an obvious difference now...

The next moment, just as everyone was silently telling themselves they were used to it and shouldn't be surprised, the voice that came out of Lei Yingdong's mouth on the screen made everyone jolt.

"Oh, it's a bit big, haha~ naughty~"

Lei patted the "fish" gently, seemingly scolding it for being so huge that it couldn't fit into the oven.

Although his tone was light and cheerful, everyone detected a chilling, sinister undertone in his voice, and they immediately shivered.

Although no one knew how the adjective "mischievous" could be used to describe an ingredient, is the fish's large size its problem...?

Besides, that wasn't even a fish...

However, the amount of "thunderous" food in the picture didn't seem to be as much as the chicken feet. After somehow managing to finish the grilled fish, they started preparing the third dish—

My son, Da Pao, is allergic to seafood, so I'm planning to cook him some beef too.

Hearing Lei's explanation, everyone's eyes twitched again. Knowing that Lei Dapao was allergic to seafood, why did he still prepare such a huge grilled fish? What was his intention?

However, everyone is used to Lei's style of doing things. Besides, they even prepared a third dish just for Lei Dapao.

Being able to remember one's own child's allergens and even prepare an extra dish in their place is considered quite remarkable for a film that might lack common sense.

Unbeknownst to many, the public has developed a remarkable tolerance for the numerous appalling practices of these terrible films, or rather, they've become numb to their appalling methods...

However, even the most ridiculous movies manage to offer something that catches the eye—

When Lei Dianying mentioned preparing beef for Lei Dapao, the ingredient she presented was actually a doll...

However, this time Lei's film still showed her considerable improvement; at least the "beef" she prepared was indeed "beef."

It's just a fluffy bull's head doll...

Of course, what really caught everyone's attention wasn't the "beef" that Lei Films presented in the scene; people have already grown accustomed to Lei Films' ability to pick out such "ingredients."

What's truly shocking is that in the next scene, Lei Yingdian actually picks up a wok and even flips it with a certain skill!

The "bull's head" inside the Lei Movie pot didn't fly out; it stayed safely inside!

While flipping a wok isn't inherently difficult, it's still a challenging task for kitchen novices, let alone something like a terrible movie...

Uh... kitchen killer

Is this really something that Lei's movies can do?!

Everyone was shocked that not a single person in the ridiculous movie had accidentally broken a pot or blown the kitchen apart. They were so moved that their eyes welled up with tears.

Although I don't know who could have trained Lei Yingdian to be so excellent, he can basically choose 70% of the ingredients correctly, can cook alone without blowing up the kitchen, and can even learn to flip the wok...

But without a doubt, the scene unfolding before everyone's eyes is an unimaginable miracle!

Who would have thought that this woman, who recently blew up her kitchen and boiled rags, could have made such significant progress?!

Given time, it's not impossible for him to recover to a below-normal level of cooking skills!

The doctor... no, the chef, who gave Lei's cooking skills rehabilitation training was truly amazing!

Suddenly, behind Lei's movie, everyone noticed a strange scene—

The "fish" that was too big to fit entirely into the oven was forcibly stuck inside by Lei Movie...

Although only a fish head was stuffed in, "it's like it got into the oven, I guess."

After all, who says that "putting it in the oven" means stuffing the whole thing inside the oven?

At the same time, everyone couldn't help but swallow, not so much because of the deliciousness of the grilled fish, but because they noticed a gleaming iron rod sticking out from the tail of the huge "fish".

Just thinking about how Lei Yingdong ruthlessly shoved an entire iron rod into that fish made everyone sweat and feel a chill down their spines.

Lei Yingdian clearly hadn't anticipated the immense psychological pressure the grilled fish "cooking" behind her would create for everyone, and was smiling as she explained the techniques for "stir-frying beef":

"Just stir-fry it like this, then add a little bit of Paimon~"

Lei seemed to be speaking with great confidence, appearing quite knowledgeable about cooking. She even casually grabbed two of what she called "Paimon" and tossed them into the pot...

Although no one understands how Paimon, a creature that doesn't seem like food at all, could be so casually treated as an ingredient and added to the pot in a terrible movie...

But at least Paimon should be a living creature, right?

Although the "Paimon" that the ridiculous movie threw into the pot in the picture was just two round signs with cute white characters printed on them...

However, Lei's skillful handling and her articulate explanations of "small details" already demonstrate how much her culinary skills have improved.

At the moment when everyone was so relieved that they were moved to tears, only Paimon, who was standing next to Ying, was startled and stared wide-eyed!

As Paimon watched the image of something identical to her being thrown into a pot, she didn't know what those things were in the movie, but she could feel the intense malice emanating from them!

"Who would use my merchandise to cook?! Although I am indeed very cute!"

While muttering to herself, Paimon, as if afraid that Lei would hear her complaints and come after her, quickly hid next to Ying and clung tightly to her arm for help!

However, Paimon's act of seeking comfort from Ying is similar to Guoba seeking comfort from Xiangling...

"...Traveler, why are you looking at me like that?"

Paimon, who was holding Ying tightly in hopes of comfort but receiving no response, seemed to sense something was wrong. His hair stood on end as he looked at Ying beside him.

(ˉ﹃ˉ)

"pata"

Paimon gasped, a embarrassed smile creeping across his face as Ying's saliva dripped onto his head.

"...Why are you drooling over me?"

"...slurp"

Only after Paimon reminded her did Firelight seem to realize her lapse in decorum, and she quickly wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth.

However, just as Paimon felt a little relieved, Ying swallowed hard again, as if staring at some incredibly delicious food.

Paimon, you smell so good.

"Paimon, Paimon... just one bite..."

"No, no, no, o(>﹏<)o No!!"

Paimon never imagined that the cooking scenes in that ridiculous movie would actually stimulate people's appetite for things they shouldn't eat!

Paimon was so frightened that he tried to run away, but compared to Guoba who was lucky enough to escape, Paimon was like a frog being slowly boiled in water. By the time he tried to escape, it was too late!

Half of her leg was already being devoured by Ying's gaping maw. Even if Paimon could fly, she wouldn't be able to escape Ying's jaws now that half of her leg was still attached!

"You, you, you... you were probably joking when you said I was emergency food!"

"Traveler?! Say something!!"

………………

While Ying and Paimon were exchanging pleasantries, Ray, the very person responsible for this whole mess, was completely oblivious, smiling as he ladled delicious beef from the pot, seemingly thoroughly enjoying this peculiar "Paimon stir-fried beef."

"Nothing else needs to be added; this is the pure, original flavor of the beef, which is what Da Pao loves to eat the most."

As Lei Dianying spoke, he leaned closer to the plate of "Beef Stir-fried with Paimon" and sniffed it carefully, as if he could really smell the aroma of the Paimon-themed stir-fried bull head plushie.

"Mmm~ It tastes the best!"

"Smell it~ Mmm~ It smells good!"

Lei Yingdian showed an expression of utter delight, seemingly captivated by the plate of meat she had personally cooked.

Then, Lei Film took out the old duck soup that hadn't changed at all from the stove.

"Our duck soup is ready too, mmm~ it's so hot!"