Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Ha~"
Wu Shaobai chuckled lightly and said:
"Just kidding. If this bucket of milk is really in the stomach, everyone... don't look at anything else."
"Then what are you looking at?"
Hou Zhen asked.
Wu Shaobai shrugged:
"Wait for the rainbow."
"Hahahahahaha~"
In the laughter, Hou Zhen also nodded:
"The people on the stage of Liu Laogen are too enthusiastic."
"Yes, that's true. In recent years, I have met a lot of friends through commercial performances in various places. It is a blessing for us artists to be so supportive and support our Deyun Club."
"good."
"As for cross talk actors, there are four homework."
"Eh~"
"Speak and learn to sing."
"Yes."
"These four subjects are our basic skills. When we study art, we have to mix them into various traditional cross talk pieces, and the framework of these traditional cross talk will serve as the foundation of our art study. The more solid the foundation is, the better the future. The higher the achievement, the bigger it will be.”
"Correct."
"Like the one I mentioned just now, the joke about drinking milk with Xiaoyue. In fact, that joke is from our traditional cross talk "Master Jing", also called "Da Fu Shou Quan"."
"correct."
"Including the German makeup artist that my uncle played in the show, it was also specially expressed to pay tribute to the former king of sloping shoulders and one of the three founders of Deyun Club, Mr. Zhang Wenshun Zhang. We hope that in this way, , so that the world can remember some old seniors, and it is the efforts and struggles of these old seniors that have made cross talk today. It is you who have included all the language structure, humor and burden of Chinese into so much as the basic skills. Only in the traditional short paragraphs that have been handed down can future generations inherit the past and lead to the next generation."
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"Yes."
"As cross talk actors, we have an obligation not to forget the contributions of these seniors."
"Eh~"
"Mr. Hou."
"Ah."
"I'm going to ask you here."
"its me?"
Hou Zhen pointed at himself and nodded:
"Don't be polite, just ask."
"How do you think your basic skills...?"
Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Hou Zhen was stunned. He seemed a little unsure of what he was going to do, but he still nodded:
"I dare not say good, but I haven't fallen for a day."
"Good, good, good."
Wu Shaobai said 3 good words in a row, then nodded:
"When I heard your words, I felt at ease. I hope you didn't bury your grandfather..."
........................................
He put his hand on top of his heart.
"Have you put your hand down?"
Hou Zhen grabbed him.
"Where, as soon as you say my grandfather, you put your hand on yourself..."
"Hahaha~"
The audience burst into laughter.
Wu Shaobai's crosstalk in this scene is very stable.
A lot of people would actually be sleepy at this time, although a sudden shock might scare people up.
But what he prefers is to let the audience escape from that predicament through his own narrative.
Therefore, the burden of this game, he shakes very slowly.
It is completely different from the three or two sentences with Yang Mi before that were a big burden.
Although there are no particularly many and dense laughs, it is extremely enduring and has a very small taste.
"Look at you, it's boring, isn't it?"
Wu Shaobai shook his head:
"I hope you don't disappoint your grandfather's expectations and talk about cross talk well."
"Oh, don't worry, that's definitely not the case."
Hou Zhen first agreed, and then suddenly changed his words:
"Speaking of which, I also want to ask you."
"You ask."
"How do you think your basic skills are?"
"I am~"
"Correct."
"hahahahahahahahaha……"
Suddenly, Wu Shaobai laughed wildly.
"...???"
Hou Zhen looked left and right...
"What's the matter with so much coke?"
The two started to live..
Chapter 1348
"You have to ask my basic skills."
"What's the matter?"
"That's really nothing in the sky!"
"Oh?"
"Underground is not there!"
"Eh."
"Heaven has a way, you don't go!"
"what?"
"There is no door to hell, you broke in!"
"Huh~ Who is this guy who wants to die?"
"It's just one sentence!"
"how?!"
"So good that your grandma ran away when she saw me!"
"Why do you want to strip people's pants?"
"Hahahahahaha..."
Suddenly turning a corner, after Hou Zhen's words, laughter suddenly rang out.
Wake up some sleepy guests.
Indeed, I have to say that Guo Degang and Yu Xuan's life is really too long.
And the most important thing is that the guests are not professional to do this, and they can't answer the calls in a timely manner.
It's like a good car walking on a disrepaired asphalt road.
Although it looks flat, it can make a hole from time to time, interrupting the smooth driving feeling.
Sounds exhausted.
However, from what I heard, Guo Degang and Yu Xuan actually knew it, otherwise they would not let Gao Feng and Luan Yunping be behind them uncharacteristically.
Instead, it was changed to Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen.
If Gao Feng and Luan Yunping were really asked to pick them up, then maybe the audience would fall asleep within five minutes of the opening.
Therefore, this work can only be done by Wu Shaobai.
Not even Yue Yunpeng.
Not enough power.
……
"What do you call a person's underpants?"
"Bullshit! Are you talking like that? Your basic skills won't make my grandma run away, right?"
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