Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"I meant to say that my basic skills are invincible! Do you understand?"
"Then you say it's okay?"
Hou Zhen shook his head speechlessly:
"So, since you said that your basic skills are good, how about you give us a demonstration?"
"can not come."
Wu Shaobai refused directly.
"Why?"
"Have you ever seen a peerless master in a TV series come up and fight without saying a word?"
"Why not then?"
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai kept pointing at him:
"Look at your unfortunate appearance. Everyone here today is a big celebrity. Come on, let them talk about making movies and TV dramas, do you have to be small soldiers to rush forward, and peerless masters to watch from the back? Yes? wrong?"
"right!!"
Yang Mi was the loudest.
Wu Shaobai pointed at her:
"Be quiet, what if you are loud enough to make others sleep?"
"Hahahaha~~"
There are a few more awake people.
And Hou Zhen nodded:
"Oh, you mean you don't take it lightly?"
"That's right. What is a peerless master for?"
"...for what?"
"It's for calling people. You know?"
After speaking, Wu Shaobai put his hand on Hou Zhen's shoulder:
"Just like you."
"Eh, me."
"With a master like me here, I just need to gently call you so discouraged~ You're done, you know? Baby~"
"Uh……"
Hou Zhen was stunned, and looked at the audience speechlessly:
"You all look at this unfortunate appearance. You are still discouraged~~~~... Well, let me ask you, what's your advice?"
"Call you?"
"Hmm~!"
"Want to be red?
"Correct."
"Want fire?"
"Yes."
"Want to unspoken rules?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
In the laughter, Hou Zhen glanced at Wu Shaobai and shook his head:
"If I can only squeeze instant noodles, then I'd better not make that effort."
"Hahahahahahaha~"
The subordinate Yang Mi smiled the happiest.
And Wu Shaobai was still arrogant.
"Okay, it's okay to squeeze toothpaste with Oreo if you don't squeeze the face."
"Good guy~ I spit out a mouthful of white foam and sprayed it on your face like Xie Nan?"
"Hahahahahahaha~"
Wu Jing Xie Nan and his wife joined the battlefield.
Xie Nan and Sun Yue talked about spitting out lotus flowers just now.
Finally, he drank water and sprayed Sun Yue's face.
However, as a partner, Wu Shaobai is very clear that Hou Zhen is in a state.
Really everything is ready and only owes the east wind.
What he wants is Hou Zhen's Dongfeng!
In a good state of holding giggles, the stage effect created by a good joking state is much stronger.
So, he had something in his heart, and he didn't take it at all. Instead, he nodded and looked at the audience:
"Ladies, I'm still the one who advocates... ......the cross talk of our Deyun Club, what I listen to is Lian Ben'er!"
"Alas!!!!!"
"You're late, you didn't listen to the previous one, you definitely don't know what we're talking about!"
"Wow!!!! Hahahahaha~"
"Okay, okay, just say, can you call me."
Hou Zhen urged.
"The big bottle of Coke in the supermarket is still waiting for me to rule the world~"
"Hahahahahaha~"
The spirits of the whole audience rose.
Wu Shaobai was also happy, glanced at him, and nodded:
"Okay~ Tell me, what can you do?"
"Hey, me~ uh... Speaking of learning to sing, in front of your old face, I dare not say that I will be in full assembly. But we are both good."
"Which two?"
"First."
Hou Zhen raised a finger.
"I can eat it."
"Yes, yes, I can hear it, you put your mouth on Oreo with toothpaste."
"Hahahahaha~"
"What about the second point?"
"Uh, this... the second point~ I can say it! Let me tell you, my favorite is this cashew chicken, you know?"
"Hahahahahahahahaha~"
Usually most of the time, Wu Shaobai said this stalk, and Hou Zhen only existed as a foil.
But the life that the two of them talked about today is different, and the situation is just right.
As the biggest black fan of Mr. Wu, Hou Zhen began to stir as soon as he was in good condition.
To put it bluntly, it is nonsense.
But nonsense is justified, he has this confident partner to bring Yuan back.
Listening to the audience's louder laughter than ever, Hou Zhen continued:
"Just say this diced cashew nut chicken. This cashew nut is too oily, and it tastes squeaky and fragrant when you eat it."
"Oh!!!!!"
The audience began to cheer.
Hou Zhen was even happier:
"This diced chicken, after the oil is over, it tastes squeaky and fragrant when you put it in your mouth!"
"Oh!!!!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
"If you want to say that there are some diced meat in this cashew chicken, it is not shabby. The diced meat is too oily, and it tastes squeaky in your mouth..."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
Is anyone still sleepy?
What an international joke.
What Hou Ye said was so funny! .
Chapter 1349
"Cashew Nut Chicken", as a very special label for Hou Zhen, was actually created by Guo Degang at the beginning.
And it wasn't used on Hou Zhen either.
It was Li Jing.
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