Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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In the early years, when he was talking about the young master of the beggar gang, in addition to the "flash and lightning" joke, he would occasionally mention such a mouthful of cashew chicken.
But the character didn't stand up.
Later, with the addition of Hou Zhen, Wu Shaobai felt that Hou Ye's broken mouth was very suitable for the stalk of "cashew nut chicken", so he took it.
Then, after the two were fixed, this stalk became a very special character for Hou Zhen.
Can't tell what happened.
This stalk is unpleasant to put it on others.
No matter what other people say, no one thinks it will happen.
But as long as they go to Hou Ye, the audience will spontaneously grin.
want to laugh.
……
"Stop, stop."
In the face of Hou Ye's chatter, Wu Shaobai immediately stopped after seeing it.
"Can you call it that?"
"What's that called?"
"You're called a smasher."
"Hahaha~" 29
After hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Hou Zhen was dumbfounded:
"I haven't heard of it, why is it broken? You're welcome, I'm not competing with you for this, you can ask me if you can."
"To call you, you have to be able to order serious things, baby! I am a master, not a robot cat. I can only help you improve your professional level, and I don't mean to give you a golden mountain and silver mountain. Your way I want you to walk by yourself, fall, break your teeth, and swallow blood in your stomach. Can I stay with you for the rest of your life?"
"……Um?"
Hou Zhen suddenly felt that something was wrong.
But Wu Shaobai is still saying:
"Who can accompany you for the rest of your life? I'm old and dead, don't you have to rely on yourself for the rest of the way?"
"This……"
"You have to learn to grow up, learn to be strong, baby, you know?"
"you……"
"You have to walk your own way, and we are limited in what we can do."
"Ha ha……"
The audience off the field had already heard that something was not right.
There was a low burst of laughter.
"You're a man, you have to stand tall, understand?"
"no……"
"Hahaha~"
"We're parents..."
"Are you dead?!"
Hou Zhen raised his tone and forcibly interrupted Wu Shaobai.
But the audience was already laughing:
"Hahahahaha~"
In laughter, Hou Zhen pinched his waist:
"Let's talk about people at the front, what about the people at the back... Do you really think of you as my grandfather? It's not enough to take advantage of others."
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai seemed to feel very happy.
"Snapped!"
Taking a pat on the chest, Wu Shaobai said into the microphone:
"Everyone, did you see it? Do a good deed! Don't leave your name~"
"Hahahahaha~"
But Hou Zhen spat at him:
"What's beautiful?! What's more beautiful? ... Come on, don't tell me so many big truths, let's just say one sentence. Didn't you say that your basic skills are particularly strong, and you are a peerless master?"
"Ok!"
Wu Shaobai nodded vigorously.
"That's right, I really won't admit defeat today! I'll compare with you!"
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai's reaction was half a beat:
"……what?"
"Ah for what?!"
Hou Zhenlu rolled up his sleeves with his arms:
"Today, I'm still angry! You are very talented, and I compete with you! You are a master, and I am a primary school student who talks about cross talk! It's not shameful to lose, I win if I win! Dare you!?"
"it is good!!"
Wu Shaobai didn't speak yet, but the audience under the stage agreed for him.
The moment he heard this, Wu Shaobai waved his sleeves:
"What a fart!"
"Hahahaha~"
Then, he turned to look at Hou Zhen:
"You want to compare with me?"
"Correct!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
Wu Shaobai suddenly burst into laughter.
Seeing this, Hou Zhen asked:
"Why are you biting someone?"
"Bite? Humph!"
With a heavy snort, he picked up the fan but didn't open it. Wu Shaobai looked at Hou Zhen, who was showing his arms and sleeves, with a rough look on his face, and said:
"On the stage, dragons don't croak, tigers don't roar, little Hou Zhen is ridiculous!"
"Hahahaha~"
Hearing the couplet of "Tang Bohu Points to the Autumn Fragrance", bursts of laughter broke out at the scene.
When he recited the couplet, he held a fan in his hand and looked like a graceful gentleman.In contrast to Hou Zhen's showing his arms and rolling his sleeves, and even wearing his coat on his waist, the image of Hou Zhen's two satin water pants is revealed...
Good guy, a live butcher is alive!
And Hou Zhen also had a rough face, and responded with a sentence that was very in line with his own image and temperament:
"Your grandfather doesn't understand!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
Hou Zhen said and patted the table:
"Snapped!"
"If the surname is Wu, just say whether you dare to come!"
"Look at you, how come this is still on fire?"
Wu Shaobai rushed to Hou Zhen's side:
"Is this the attitude of your family asking for advice? I didn't say you can't come. But does it have to be taught in accordance with your aptitude?"
"...What do you teach in accordance with your aptitude?"
"Look~"
Wu Shaobai said slowly while helping him put down his clothes:
"I'm an expert, I can help you improve. But this doesn't mean that I teach you and you will. For teachers, the best teaching method is to develop students' self-thinking and help them solve their difficulties from the side. understand?"
"……so?"
"So think about it, it doesn't make any sense to compare you with me. I'm an expert. If I win, I'll bully you, right? Who am I? A college student! My basic skills have a way to heaven. If you don't leave, there is no door to hell, you break in~"
"Hahaha~"
In laughter, Hou Zhen was stunned:
"What the hell is this?... Then what do you say!"
"Yeah~ baby~"
He patted Hou Zhen's shoulder.
"I ask you, who am I?"
"...Master?"
"That's right. Do you want to humiliate yourself by competing with the experts, or do you want to improve yourself in my place?"
"Uh……"
Hearing this, Hou Zhen showed a look of astonishment.
After thinking about it, he said:
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