"Improve myself."

  "That's not all..."

  "Snapped!"

  He casually tapped Hou Zhen's head with a fan.

  Hou Zhen obviously did not expect Wu Shaobai to come out like this. After being knocked on the head, he instinctively covered the Tianling cover...

  Then I heard this sentence:

  "Isn't that the end of the story~"

  "Hahahaha~".

Chapter 1350

  "Hahahahahaha..."

  Listening to Wu Shaobai's words, and looking at Hou Zhen, who was hit without reacting, everyone was caught off guard by this sudden turn.

  And Hou Zhen looked at the audience after hearing the laughter... Then he looked at Wu Shaobai, suddenly he recognized it and nodded heavily:

  "Well, it's my bad luck... So, Mr. Wu, then give me some pointers, okay?"

  "You really want my advice?"

  "That's for sure."

  "sincerely?"

  "Mmmmmmm!"

  "That's fine. Little thief, you are here today. Come on, talk about it, what do you want me to call you?"

  "Uh...this..."

  Hou Zhen thought about it and said:

  "Then I'll show you what I know first, okay?"

  "Okay, okay, come on."

  "Then... let's start with the most basic, tongue twisters, okay?"

  "Okay, come."

  "Row!"

  Hou Zhen agreed immediately, rubbed his cheeks, and said:

  "I don't know much. Let's start with a simple one. Listen to my mouthpiece."

  "You come."

  Wu Shaobai was still clutching the fan, looking a little careless.

  "Show everything you know."

  "Okay, then listen, I'll start with a simple one."

  "bring it on."

  "Hey, this...Say...this...Mama rides a horse, the horse is slow, and the mother scolds the horse~ Hey, how's it going? Teacher Wu, can I say it clearly?"

  Hearing this, Wu Shaobai glanced at him with disgust on his face.

  To the audience he said:

  "Everyone, this first sentence is not human."

  "Eh, what do you call it?"

  "Also my mother rides a horse..."

  "What's the matter?"

  "Come on, tell me."

  Aiming at Hou Zhen, Wu Shaobai casually pointed behind him and asked:

  "Are you allowed to ride on the road now?"

  "Uh….‖…"

  Following the direction Wu Shaobai pointed, Hou Zhen looked around a little erratically, and said a question in confusion:

  "What's the matter... is there a limited number of horses?"

  "Hahaha~"

  There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

  And Wu Shaobai was still speechless:

  "The horse is slow... If you think the horse is slow, you make the subway~"

  "Uh... It's not that urgent, why are you taking the subway?"

  "Hahahaha~"

  "The most irritating~ Still scolding that horse? What's the matter? Your mother can speak horse language? Going at this horse 咴'er~ 咴 ah~ 咴'er~"

  "You wait a moment."

  Listening to Wu Shaobai's imitating voice, Hou Zhen stopped him, and then made his signature move.

  Putting his hands into his sleeves, he said to the microphone:

  "You learned this... so called a donkey!"

  "Hahahahaha~"

  "Hey, the horse and the donkey don't separate families~"

  Wu Shaobai looked indifferent.

  When Hou Zhen heard this, he couldn't help but asked in surprise:

  "Oh, isn't this horse and donkey separated?"

  "Yeah, how about a mule?"

  "Hahahaha~"

  Listening to this answer, Hou Zhen couldn't help but took out his hand from his sleeve and gave Wu Shaobai a thumbs up...

  "Either way, you are an expert!"

  "Hahahahahaha~"

  "Yeah~"

  Wu Shaobai looked proud, then waved his hand:

  "So, your tongue twister doesn't hold from the very beginning. You can change it. There's nothing to say about it. Let's be more rigorous in our learning. You don't have to learn something that is logically wrong."

  "Uh……"

  Hou Zhen looked left and right again and nodded:

  "Okay, then... I'll change it."

  After speaking, he thought for a while and said:

  "Mr. Wu, listen carefully. This... say... Niu Niu! Niu Niu Niu Niu!"

  As he spoke, he covered his forehead.

  After speaking, it was as if he was dizzy, holding his forehead against the table, looking a little drunk.

  And Wu Shaobai also had an expression of "I feel bad for you". After listening to Hou Zhen's words, he said:

  "Does your nose hurt?"

  "You can tell me how I am."

  "Niuniu banging cattle, right?"

  "Correct."

  "Then let me ask you, how old is this girl?"

  "……What the hell?"

  Hou Zhen asked a question as if he was stupid;

  "How old is who?"

  "It's the unlucky boy."

  "What is an unlucky child?"

  Hou Zhen was speechless, but Wu Shaobai said:

  "A child who can be called Niuniu... Shouldn't it be big?"

  "Hey, that's the baby name of the child."

  "Isn't that still true? A child of five, six, seven or eight years old is still going to screw a cow? The cow is kicking her out two miles away~"

  "Hahahahaha~"

  "¨"You haven't been kicked by a cow, have you?"

  "...You were kicked?"

  "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

  "Look at your unlucky appearance~"

  Pointing at Hou Zhen, Wu Shaobai looked disgusted:

  "Let me tell you, the bull's strength is the boss! One kick kicked, and the child died! The rough man died!"

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