Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Hahahahahaha~"
"..."
Hou Zhen was sluggish and dazed when Wu Shaobai said it.
"This is the first time I heard... I still have lives in this tongue twister!"
"That's right! It's too cruel! It's bloody! How can there be such a tongue twister? ... You you you ... you change it!"
Wu Shaobai urged.
But Hou Zhen has the same expression on his face now.
He couldn't figure out his tongue twister anyway... How come it was bloody?How is it cruel?
Isn't it nice?
He flexes his teeth and twists his teeth, which fully reflects the basic skills of the actor.
How did it come to be...
Bloody cruel? (Qian Qian Zhao)
But this time he seemed to be a little confused. Listening to Wu Shaobai's words, there was no good angle to refute, so he could only nod his head:
"This... well, then I'm talking about one, you listen... let's talk about it first, I don't know much!"
"You change one. What's the point~"
Wu Shaobai looked disgusted.
"Youku and Xingkong are both recording and broadcasting today. Even if you want to broadcast the scale, you have to find a good one! Otherwise, people will say that we are vulgar again tomorrow."
"Yes, yes, what you taught is."
"Eh~ That's right, Tiger."
Seemingly satisfied with Hou Zhen's attitude, Wu Shaobai suddenly patted him kindly on the shoulder:
"Little thief, just remember. You're willing to cut yourself all over, make the vulgar elegant~ Come~ Come on, it's good~"
"Hahahaha~"
Listening to Wu Shaobai's words, Hou Zhen opened his mouth...
"What the hell is this~".
Chapter 1351
After complaining, Hou Zhen thought about it and said:
"I'll find you a safe one. Listen up."
"You do it."
"Grandma drinks cheese, LAO grandma grabs cheese."
Saying that, he patted the table:
"Hey! That's it! That's it!! No blood, no cruelty! How about this!?"
He looked extremely excited, and he seemed to have found a tongue twister that met the "broadcasting standards" with ease, and his eyes were full of joy.
But Wu Shaobai glanced at him indifferently, and nodded slightly:
"This is okay, and the articulation is still clear."
"Hey!"
Then, Wu Shaobai repeated what Hou Zhen said:
"Grandma drinks cheese."
"Correct!"
"Your grandma Cheese."
"Hahahahahahahaha~"
The audience burst into laughter all of a sudden, but Hou Zhen's reaction was half a beat, and he nodded first."
"Yes……"
But immediately reacted:
"Eh?!! Cheese your grandma!"
Holding his waist, he pointed at Wu Shaobai:
"Your grandmother! Do you know?! How do you talk!?"
"What's my grandma doing? Didn't you say it yourself? La la la la la..."
"Why are you chasing pigs here?"
Hou Zhen pushed him:
"Grandma! Do you know? Grandma! Drink the cheese! The cheese of the cheese! The cheese suddenly sank! The cheese fell! When the old man saw it, he quickly picked it up with a spoon.
While listening to his explanation, Wu Shaobai nodded, and after listening to the explanation, he couldn't help but say:
"Why is this grandma so hungry?"
"What do you mean by being so greedy? Why is this not enough for you to praise or criticize? Is there a reason for this?"
"nonsense!"
Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes;
"This cheese is sinking, what does it mean? It means that the density of milk protein is greater than that of sweet water, so the cheese sinks. You have to know that in the process of making cheese, the density of the separated whey protein is less than that of water, and it can float on it. I used to drink cheese. When people saw that the cheese had sunk in water, they knew that the cheese was not fresh. It must have been from yesterday or it must have been swished. 12315, to maintain our legitimate rights and interests through legal means..."
"Hahahahahaha~"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
applause.
And Hou Zhen looked disgusted:
"Why are you so poor?"
"I'm a doctor, that's what I do, I understand!~"
Wu Shaobai argued with reason.
Hou Zhen waved his hand:
"No, it's a tongue twister, you know? The cheese is sinking, pick it up... tongue twister, understand?"
"That's not possible! Old man! Eating expired food! Stomach trouble!"
"Can you handle it!?"
"Die again!"
Wu Shaobai said a word, and Hou Zhen was stunned again.
"Hahahahahahaha~"
In the laughter, Hou Zhen looked at Wu Shaobai blankly.
Wu Shaobai began to explain to him:
"70% of the human body is made of water, you know? But losing 5% is already equivalent to dehydration! Dehydration in the elderly can easily lead to systemic organ failure! Don't look at this as just a diarrhea, when the time comes, the virus will follow The two thighs are driving on the highway to the heart, and the poisonous gas attacks the heart... Ka! Dead~ Are you responsible?"
"hahahahahahahahaha……"
No one expected that Mr. Wu, who was still giving popular science knowledge to the public in the first half, suddenly began to shake the burden in Uncle Benshan's classic sketch "Selling the Kidnapping" in the second half, especially with Liu Laogen, who was invited for the second time. The people on the stage are most impressed.
Can't even laugh.
"Hahahahahaha~"
"it is good!!!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
The audience began to applaud, while Hou Zhen looked left...look right...
Here comes a sentence:
"Well, just for a while, two lives!"
"Hahahahaha~"
And Wu Shaobai said again:
"We met with Niuniu, you know?"
"Hahahahaha~"
As for Hou Zhen, it seems that he also accepted his fate:
"Eh, yes, this Niuniu died in her grandma's head."
"Hahahahahaha~~~Ah~~~~~~"
Hearing the boos from the audience, he waved to the big guy:
"I didn't expect this to be so serious. It's so tragic!"
As for Wu Shaobai, he still looked disgusted:
"You're not good, the next one, hurry up, the next one. Two people died at night. Find a good one!"
"Hahahahahaha..."
If it is said that at the opening, after Guo Degang and Yu Xuan's cross talk, the big guy's spirit is still a little bit distracted.Some people have even thought about whether it is appropriate for them to leave early.
After all, this time is indeed a bit late.
But this time, no one has this idea anymore.
In less than [-] minutes, everyone went from sleepiness to spirit, and their cheeks began to ache when they were laughing.
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