American comics: From Hogwarts to God on Earth

Clark was at a loss, caught between embarrassment and nausea, unsure where to look.

Rune sighed and used Teleportation to instantly teleport himself and the guy into the forest.

"Ugh..." The guy vomited, and the vomit covered his face. So he tore off his mask, but that was a bad idea—the vomit was now not only on his face, but also splashed onto his head.

At the same time, his lower body began to regenerate at a visible speed. The whole process was bloody and disgusting, and even Rune wanted to vomit along with it.

"Deadpool, can't you be a little more hygienic?"

"F**k! Did you just teleport me?!" Deadpool's face, which resembled a rotten avocado, showed a wronged expression. "Where the hell did I end up? Is this still home?"

He took a deep breath, then collapsed to the ground, gazing at the sky with regret: "This isn't Marvel, is it?"

Rune grunted in agreement, then Deadpool sat up excitedly, yelling, "I knew it, you stupid Hua brothers! I'll definitely find a chance to shit on their graves!"

As he spoke, he imitated a little girl: "Oh my god, a sunny little boy like me from Marvel wouldn't survive more than three days in the dark DC universe, it's terrifying, waaaaah, Captain America... Spider-Man, come save me!"

Rune stared speechlessly at the guy in front of him; the tiny bubbles surrounding him had completely obscured the grass around him.

"Wait a minute!" Deadpool suddenly realized something. He swept away the small bubbles and stared intently at Rune. Only then did Rune notice that, under the cover of those small bubbles, the man's lower body had already grown back. And what was most outrageous was that the uniform on it seemed to be part of his lower body as well, and it had also been restored.

"How can you Apparate?" He squinted. "You are... damn it, you're Doctor Doom!"

"Doctor Doom?" Rune asked疑惑地, "Isn't Doctor Doom a Marvel character?"

"Of course, but you're a new character from DC recently. But you're not Doom, you're Ruin. Both words mean destruction, so you're also called Doctor Doom." Deadpool had a knowing look on his face, then a bright smile spread across his face: "Come on, tell your uncle what stage you're at right now? Have you drunk that potion made with Superman's blood yet?"

Rune narrowed his eyes; Deadpool's words contained a lot of information... He followed Deadpool's words and said, "Yeah, I drank it."

"Oh~" Deadpool nodded, then looked Rune up and down before nodding again: "Looks like you're not eighteen yet, right?"

"Of course." Rune nodded, and silently memorized the number eighteen. It seemed that this point in time was an important milestone for him in DC Comics.

"Then it seems that the ruined..." Deadpool was about to continue when his head exploded like a watermelon bursting with a rubber band. He, who had just sat up, lay down again.

Rune canceled the Ironclad Spell, then sighed, realizing he couldn't get any more information out of him. So, who was it that just blew up Deadpool's head?

God? Or the watcher?

Rune shook his head. He shouldn't even think about it now. If Deadpool could blow his head off without him knowing, blowing his own head off shouldn't be difficult either. For the sake of his life, he should focus on the present and figure out why Deadpool came.

As Rune expected, Deadpool came back to life in no time. Just as he was about to speak, *snap*, his head exploded again. This time, Rune was so shocked that he didn't even have time to cast the Ironclad Charm, and some blood splattered on him, but Rune didn't have any intention of collecting the blood.

There are many theories about the origin of Deadpool's regenerative abilities. Some origin stories suggest that Deadpool's regenerative abilities came from Wolverine. Others suggest that Deadpool awakened the X-gene after suffering from cancer and inhuman torture. Still others suggest that Deadpool was loved by Death and then cursed by Thanos, who loved Death but could not have him, thus gaining the ability to live forever.

However, Rune believes Deadpool's regenerative abilities stem from his "popularity," citing Deadpool's ability to break the fourth wall and interact directly with beings in a higher dimension. In other words, if Rune's conjecture is true, transplanting Deadpool's blood might yield nothing, and could even lead to infections like May and Isaac.

Rune watched Deadpool do three sit-ups in silence, until the fourth time when Deadpool gestured for a pause.

"Ugh... I can't say this, I can't say that." He sighed. Having his head spinning wasn't all bad; at least the rotten avocado wasn't covered in vomit now. "So, asking him for help shouldn't be a problem, right?"

Deadpool closed his eyes and hugged his head. After waiting for a while and finding that nothing was wrong, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing that Deadpool had finally stopped splitting, Rune couldn't wait to ask, "How did you get to DC?"

"Of course it's thanks to this!" Deadpool patted his belt, then scratched his head in frustration, saying, "I was just thinking about Doctor Doom, you know, Robert Downey Jr. is going to play Doctor Doom, and I was quite looking forward to it. But my belt ended up taking me 'over the country.' But I know you have a good personality..."

He paused briefly after speaking, then touched his head before continuing with a sigh of relief: "Our universe's anchor, Wolverine, is dead. I need to find another Wolverine to prevent the world from being destroyed, but I've offended Mr. Paradox, so I need a henchman, preferably someone from another world, the kind the Time Management Bureau can't touch..."

"So what is my reward?" Rune looked at Deadpool. From Deadpool's words just now, he had almost deduced who his enemy was.

"Blood, at least Wolverine's blood." Deadpool confidently put his arm around Rune: "Anyway, you've just become half Superman, so why don't you give me a hand?"

Rune nodded. Wolverine's blood was indeed excellent. One of his current weaknesses was his internal organs, and Wolverine's super regenerative abilities could make up for that.

"Okay, but now that I'm in this world, I need to find some help. Wait for me a minute." With that, Deadpool disappeared in a flash, but returned a few minutes later.

More accurately, it was three-quarters of Deadpool's right leg... Rune examined it closely, and well, it had been cut off along with that part of him.

"Your Wonder Woman isn't very friendly, huh?" Deadpool grinned, looking like a lecherous man, and made a couple of gesturing gestures with his hands. Rune sighed at the sight.

It would be strange if someone like you could be friendly.