American comics: From Hogwarts to God on Earth

"This won't work either." After a "friendly" conversation, Deadpool sighed and, covered in blood, carried Rune through the world once more.

During these multiple dimensional travels, Rune's eyes were opened wide: the Wild Wolf, the Super Wolf, Hulk vs. Wolverine... Finally, after many universe travels, Deadpool found Wolverine, who was not very important in this world.

Stepping into the somewhat dirty and messy bar, Rune immediately smelled the stench of cigarettes, alcohol, and sour vomit. In the innermost corner, a dejected guy was drinking, his face etched with confusion and pain, but he was quite tough, the kind of handsome older man that underage girls would love.

"Aha!" Deadpool put his hand on his shoulder. "Found you, my good buddy! Interested in saving the world with me?"

"Get out of my way!" Logan roared. "Saving the world? I have no interest in that."

Then he tilted his head back and downed a glass of wine, seemingly no longer caring about anything around him. Rune walked up to him and said, "What's going on? The Wolverine I remember isn't some old man who drinks heavily. You're the face of the X-Men. If you wanted to, you could never have gotten this old."

"Come on..." Logan took another swig of his drink. "I'm not some X-Men."

"Hmm..." Deadpool looked Logan up and down, then a light bulb suddenly appeared on his head and popped on: "Aha, I thought it was a bit dark in here, so I got you a light bulb. How's it? Is it bright enough?"

Logan punched the light bulb and shattered it.

"Please, I'm begging you, just leave me alone."

Deadpool glanced at Rune, then nodded. Rune was puzzled, wondering why he was nodding at him. Then he saw Deadpool punch Logan in the face. Logan was enraged. He shoved Deadpool aside and assumed a fighting stance, his claws... well...

"Are your claws impotent?" Deadpool shrieked at Wolverine, eliciting a woman's scream that enraged the others who were quietly drinking.

Someone threw a bottle that hit a man on the head. The man retaliated, but the bottle hit Wolverine instead. Logan's beast sense was still working, and he caught the bottle steadily. He then took a sip, while Rune saw the name Spirytus and a huge red label on the bottle—96%.

This stuff is very famous; it's the world's strongest and most potent alcohol, and I don't know why it's called the "water of life." The red label refers to its alcohol content.

Thud! Wolverine fell to the ground, and then the battle in the bar began. Rune, carrying the unconscious Wolverine, quietly left the chaotic bar with Deadpool.

"Why didn't you fight Wolverine with me? I gave you a hint." Deadpool complained, taking out his small computer and starting to search for the portal back to the Time Bureau.

"What hint did you give me?" Rune rolled his eyes. "You just nodded at me!"

"Oh, sorry, my bad," Deadpool said without any remorse. "I forgot I was wearing a hood. But it doesn't matter, the goal was achieved anyway."

This lecherous guy was still groping Logan, and soon he happily shouted, "Oh~ look what I found!"

Rune looked over and saw that the Dead Servant Logan had taken out a carefully folded yellow and blue uniform.

"Doesn't it feel uncomfortable to carry this thing around all day?" Rune said, but he already knew the answer in his heart: this uniform was probably the biggest regret of Wolverine's life.

"Of course not!" Deadpool happily took off his uniform, seemingly wanting to put on Wolverine's clothes for a crossover or something. Rune couldn't bear to look at him, so with a wave of his hand, Deadpool's uniform was put back on him, while Wolverine's tattered clothes were taken off and replaced with a yellow and blue bodysuit.

He's quite handsome, especially with Hugh Jackman's resolute face.

"Damn it, I wanted to wear it!" Deadpool smacked his head in frustration, but then turned to Rune and said, "Hogwarts magic is so convenient, can you teach me?"

"If you really know anything about this stuff, you should know that it requires bloodline." Rune looked at Deadpool speechlessly. Reminded by Rune, Deadpool immediately squatted down and started crying, shouting things like "Damn J.K. Rowling, are you trying to kill me by not letting me get it for free?"

"Alright, hurry up and call out the portal." Rune rubbed his temples, hoping Deadpool would calm down soon. He wondered how his wife could put up with Deadpool... Wait, Deadpool's wife Vanessa is supposed to be a stripper. Did Deadpool marry her just to get freebies?

When Rune asked, Deadpool stammered, then suddenly pressed a button on his device: "Aha, found it, let's go, hahaha..."

With a whoosh, a semi-transparent rectangular object appeared, and Deadpool rushed in first.

Rune sighed, reflecting on why his thoughts had become synchronized with Deadpool's.

"Aha, I brought Wolverine back!" In the lobby of TVA, Deadpool looked smug—although he didn't take off his mask, his tone was indeed quite proud, as if he had found Wolverine all by himself through great hardship.

At this moment, Wolverine's healing factor kicked in. He slowly and painfully stood up, shaking his head, hoping to clear his head. He felt as if his liver had exploded, and considering Logan's healing factor, this was probably not an illusion.

"Him?" A kind-looking man turned around, looked at Logan, and immediately recognized the good deeds this Wolverine had done: "You mean, this worst Wolverine? If this is really the Anchor you chose, then I really should reconsider our cooperation—I can't work with an idiot."

At this moment, Rune also entered the hall. Deadpool was angrily threatening a man, while Wolverine was still clutching his liver.

"...I'm going to tell your superiors that you've been cutting the timeline without permission, and you still want to..."

Before Deadpool could finish speaking, he was poked by that seemingly kind guy with his stun baton and turned into golden starlight.

"Where did he go?" Wolverine asked, frowning.

"The garbage dump, that place suits you well too." After tearing off the mask of civility, Mr. Paradox still wore a kind expression, but the sinister look in his eyes was chilling.

"He was sent into the Void by Paradox." Rune's words immediately drew Paradox's attention.

"Hmm?" Paradox narrowed his eyes. "Who are you?"

The other employees began frantically typing on their computers, but unfortunately, none of them could find the origin of the rune. Paradox was greatly shocked; he looked at the rune warily and pressed the button.

Meanwhile, Wolverine attempted to ambush Paradox while he was distracted by Rune, but Paradox suddenly extended his baton at Wolverine, and Logan transformed into starlight and headed to the Void.

"You're the only one left..."

Paradox smiled.