American comics: From Hogwarts to God on Earth

After the starlight gathered again, Rune slowly landed.

"How did you get here?" Deadpool asked, stabbing his knife into Wolverine's arm while Wolverine's claws pierced his chest. The two seemed to be in good spirits.

Rune turned away, refusing to watch the fight. These two guys with maxed-out regenerative abilities were fighting like they were filming a cult movie, spilling blood like there was no tomorrow.

"Magic has been banned by the Time Bureau!" Rune shouted. "Then they launched a surprise attack from behind when I wasn't looking."

"Haha, that's how Loki was arrested back then," Deadpool said, making a pause gesture.

"Don't play like that in front of kids. You're used to playing PG-13s, you know the rules!" Deadpool whispered.

"I should smash your head in!" Wolverine cursed, but his claws did stop, seemingly hesitant. Deadpool then added fuel to the fire.

"Hey, don't you want to save your world? Don't you want to erase the stupid things you did in the past?" Deadpool said earnestly, "The Time Bureau can do that for you. They're in charge of time, so they can easily send you back in time, whether it's to help your past self peep into the women's restroom or to prevent you from missing a genocide due to alcoholism."

"Is it really feasible?" Wolverine paused and asked, his voice trembling and his eyes reddening.

"Of course, of course..."

"Screw that." Rune flicked the middle finger behind his back: "The Time Management Bureau is a bunch of animals. They talk about managing the timeline, but before Loki became the God of Stories, their method of managing the timeline was simple and brutal destruction. Even after Loki became the God of Stories, Paradox still tried to become the manager by destroying multiple timelines."

"Most importantly, their definition of time-space crime is very vague. They can do whatever they want. The Time Management Bureau doesn't care about Kang the Conqueror or the Avengers, but they definitely can care about the two of you."

A crunching sound came from Wolverine's mouth, and Deadpool still had the mind to joke: "Wow, your mouth is really loud, are you biting a firecracker?"

"Still being sarcastic? I think you're a complete joke. No wonder the Avengers and X-Men don't want you. Everyone knows those X-Men idiots will take anyone." Logan was so angry he laughed. He grabbed Deadpool's clothes and continued with a sneer, "And you, you're a ridiculous, underdeveloped, paralyzed moron. I've never seen anyone as pathetic, love-starved as you, always whining and complaining, a piece of dog shit you might never even encounter in your lifetime! Especially since I've been living for over 200 years!"

"Isn't that a bit hurtful?" Deadpool laughed, but even Rune could hear the forced smile in his voice.

"Huh? Hurt someone?" Wolverine sneered, saying each word slowly and deliberately, "You'll never save your damn world, you can't even save your relationship with that stripper! I really wish you could just die already, but God was blind and gave you the ability to live forever, and what's even more terrifying is that I can't die either..."

"The God you're talking about is actually Disney..." Deadpool stopped using his flippant tone and said seriously, "And I've realized I'm taking what you said to heart a little too seriously."

"Is that so?" Wolverine sneered, preparing to leave, but Deadpool punched him hard in the face.

The next moment, a bloody storm began.

Meanwhile, Rune was searching everywhere. A mere paradox couldn't possibly touch him, but he only struggled symbolically before being transported to the Void, the greatest treasure trove. Too many heroes had died there, and since Elios doesn't consume inorganic matter, their weapons and equipment were naturally left behind.

Putting everything else aside, even just getting the cloak that comes with Cassandra's chair is a huge win. That thing is Doctor Strange's cloak of levitation, which can not only entangle enemies and defend against magical and physical attacks, but also transform into other clothing, making it an essential artifact for home and travel.

However, the first thing that the highly discerning system evaluated was a giant statue.

Vibranium crafts: The 20th-century F.X logo, possessing indestructible properties.

"So you just leave something here that's indestructible?" Rune rolled his eyes. He tried to shrink the symbol with magic, but after shrinking it only a little, he almost exhausted all his magic power. It proved that even getting something for free required some skill. Helpless, Rune had no choice but to give up on it for the time being.

After walking a while longer, Rune found a black broken bow. It looked very exquisite, but unfortunately it had broken in the middle and the bowstring was nowhere to be found.

"Picking up trash isn't easy either," Rune sighed, continuing to walk around the bloodied figures hacking at each other. This time, he saw the system's notification again.

[The Broken Ultimate Eraser: This is just a lighter, but its owner used to be a Marvel editor who could burn drafts while sipping coffee whenever he was unhappy. It still works a little, but requires some power.]

Rune quickly went to the place where the system notification popped up, and after digging a little, he found a silver-white lighter, but there was a terrible mark on its lower right corner, as if something sharp had pierced it.

Rune immediately put it in his arms and patted it gently.

"Ah ha, looks like you're not doing too well in Marvel. Let me take you to a new world to play in. There's a lot of stuff to burn in that world." Rune couldn't help but laugh. With this thing, some major events in the DC universe will have a completely new solution. You agree, right, Batman Who Laughs?

"Hey! Stop fighting!" A voice came from not far away. Rune turned his head and saw a tall man wearing a hood and a blue bodysuit.

However, Wolverine showed him no mercy and instead threw Deadpool, who was riddled with holes, at him. As Deadpool was thrown, a tiny dagger was left in Wolverine's neck. After it was pulled out, Logan's blood gushed out.

The man tried to catch Deadpool, who was thrown at him, but misjudged Wolverine's strength and was pinned to the ground. Then, his incredibly handsome, righteous face was revealed as the hood fell down—yes, it was Chris Evans. He said painfully, "Oh! Damn it…can you two have some pity on me…I haven't had a single good day since I got here!"

"Oh!" Deadpool's eyes lit up instantly. He quickly stood up, wiped the blood off his body, and tried to wipe the blood off the man's body, but Deadpool was covered in blood and the more he wiped, the dirtier he became.

"Hey, Rune, give me a wash." Perhaps it was because he saw his idol, Deadpool finally regained his liveliness, and Wolverine also put away his fighting stance.

The guy with Chris's face disgustedly wiped the blood off his clothes, then pushed Deadpool away, saying, "Hurry! They're coming!"

"Who's coming?" Deadpool asked疑惑地. "Could it be Road Rider? But we don't seem to have the rights to Mad Max, do we?"

In the distance, a convoy sped towards them, kicking up clouds of dust...

"Damn it, it's too late..."