American comics: From Hogwarts to God on Earth

Chapter 29 Nobody Believes Deadpool's Integrity

"I knew it!" Thunderbolt exclaimed angrily, seemingly having witnessed the paradox before. "It's because Reed refused to help him develop that device that could disrupt timelines, so he just made up some excuse to throw us in! I was wondering why the other time travelers weren't caught!"

"It seems we all agree to go back and kill that paradox, right?" Rune asked.

Everyone nodded in agreement, wishing they could run out right now and tear that lazy bum out of his position. Fireman shouted the loudest.

Once everyone reached a consensus, even their actions sped up considerably. Thunderbolt led the group to his partner's camp. Unlike the previous desert, this place was located in a forest. Perhaps hearing the sound of a car, three people ran out. They were fully armed and watched the approaching vehicles warily, but as the vehicles drew near, they quickly relaxed.

"Thunderbolt, you're finally back." A black man wielding two swords stepped out. He was tall and muscular, wearing a black combat suit, with short hair and sunglasses.

He opened his arms and hugged the somewhat embarrassed Human Torch, shook hands with Wolverine, and even nodded to Rune, but he didn't give Deadpool and Pyro a friendly look.

"I didn't expect to see you here. I thought you..." Deadpool gave a thumbs up, then flipped it over and pointed downwards.

The black man grinned, revealing sharp fangs, and let out a terrifying roar. Upon seeing this, Rune immediately recognized him. With vampire blood and being black, who else could he be but Blade?

If Rune hadn't used magic to levitate them both, they would have started fighting the very next second.

"So you're a mage." The beautiful adult woman standing behind the Blademaster's eyes lit up, and she quickly approached Rune. "Do you have a slingshot ring? Can you lead us away?"

"Of course he didn't," Deadpool said as he swam in the air, casually greeting the last member of the resistance to appear.

"Hey Gambit, long time no see, you've gained a lot of weight."

Gambit, who was catching up with Wolverine, looked embarrassed and said in a strange accent, "There's nothing I can do about it, I was born this way."

The woman sighed. Disappointed, she led her group of newcomers to the rebels' quarters. Upon hearing the purpose of Wolverine and his crew's visit, Blade immediately stood up to object.

"Even if you get Magneto's helmet, who has the ability to put it on Cassandra?" Blade sneered. "Your plan is full of loopholes. It's like a bunch of mice trying to put a bell on a cat. It's ridiculously stupid."

"Actually, Logan and Deadpool are enough," Rune said, explaining seriously, "The White Queen once admitted that she couldn't attack Deadpool's mind, and while Logan isn't completely immune to mind control, he does have some resistance. Besides, Cassandra is at best a degraded version of Professor X; she's not as strong as you think."

"Yes, the Punisher, Quicksilver, and Daredevil all thought so," the woman said coldly. "But they're all dead."

"S**t!" Deadpool yelled, "The Punisher and I are buddies! Brothers are supposed to go to great lengths for each other..."

"Indeed, because you just stabbed me twice." Logan sneered. It was only because Deadpool's two knives were made of adamantium alloy by the Time Bureau that they were destroyed; otherwise, they would have been reduced to scrap metal long ago.

Gambit laughed at Logan's joke: "Bro, I didn't know you had such a talent for comedy."

"Enough!" Deadpool said speechlessly, covering his face with one hand and raising the other to signal everyone to stop arguing: "Our universe's lifespan is only..."

He glanced at his wrist, sighed in disappointment, and said, "There are still countless hours left, but it will definitely be less than seventy-two hours before destruction. Although you can't return to your own universe, you can still save other people's universes, right?"

"The price is that we'll die too?" A little girl walked in through the door, chewing gum and carrying bags full of food in both hands.

Deadpool gasped, contributing to the greenhouse effect, then tiptoed behind Wolverine and whispered in his ear, "This is X-23. In my world, you died protecting her."

"Wolverine can die too?" Pyro asked with a puzzled expression, and the next moment, Blade's blade was pressed against his neck.

"The last fire-wielder I knew was one of Cassandra's henchmen. Give me a reason not to kill you!"

"No, no, no, my brother!" Fireman immediately begged for mercy, "I've reformed!"

To avoid having his head chopped off by Blade, Fireman had no choice but to repeat everything he knew, which silenced the rebels present.

"If we don't return to the Time and Space Administration and kill Paradox, more of you will appear in the Void," Rune said in a low voice.

The adult woman sighed: "So that's why my boyfriend died because of this beast."

"Um, may I ask who your boyfriend is...?" Deadpool asked cautiously.

"It's Daredevil."

"Oh... I'm so sorry, Erica." Deadpool sincerely apologized to Erica, then clapped his hands to make sure everyone's attention was drawn before continuing, "I want to tell you all that you do have a way back to your own universe. As long as we return to the Time Management Bureau, we can rightfully kill Paradox and even gain some credit."

The rebels' eyes lit up, eagerly awaiting Deadpool's next words.

"I swear on my own integrity, this achievement..."

"Who the hell believes your integrity!" Blade sneered, interrupting Deadpool. He looked at Wolverine: "I only believe Logan's promises."

"Alright, I swear on my honor," Logan sighed. "This credit will be used to send you all home."

After saying this, the rebels cheered. They brought out a lot of food and drink to share with Rune and the others. In the Void, even heroes would find it difficult to obtain so much food and drink, but the hope of returning home was right in front of them.

Perhaps some of them will die in the war against Cassandra, but that doesn’t stop the rebels from being deliberately indulgent right now.

At first, Deadpool was sullen, muttering incomprehensible things like "I gave you guys a cameo opportunity" and "I'm the savior of Marvel," but after a few drinks, he joined in the revelry.

"I hate you, Deadpool!" Blade shouted, laughing gleefully.

"You've never liked me!" Deadpool also danced drunkenly, as if some unseen thing was playing music in his ears.

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