Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.

"I'll show you something super funny. This generation of netizens is incredibly talented; their imaginations are off the charts!"

Seeing that he was no longer angry, Tang Li immediately smiled and quickly swiped the screen to find that comment.

After scrolling through the comments for a while, she finally found it. She stopped, pointed to the long comment on the screen, and said with a smile, "Found it! Found it! Let me read it to you. I guarantee you'll laugh too!"

She cleared her throat, slowed her speech, and read aloud, word by word: "Song, by the time you read this letter, I will already be a Class I protected animal in China!"

She paused, lowered her head, scratched Wang Yuyu's chin, and patiently explained, "Song refers to Wu Song, a very famous tiger-slaying hero in our human world, he's incredibly powerful!"

"Protecting animals means protecting tigers like you, understand?"

She scratched his chin again, her tone teasing, "Hehe, back in the day, Wu Song fought tigers like you!"

"And he was incredibly skilled; he killed a tiger as big as you with his bare hands. Isn't that amazing?"

As Tang Li spoke, her tone gradually became more serious, and she patiently added, "In our human world, there are quite a few such formidable figures!"

"Because there are too many of these people, they've killed many tigers like you, causing your numbers to dwindle!"

"Now, we must take the initiative to protect you. You are now a precious Class I protected animal in China. You cannot harm people casually, nor can you be harmed by people casually."

"So, if you ever see humans in the forest, don't be silly and approach them, okay?"

"Maybe he's a master like Wu Song, who could easily defeat you. You'd be at a disadvantage then!"

In fact, she knew in her heart that Wang Yuyu was very smart and would not be easily hurt, nor would he intentionally hurt others, but she still couldn't help but remind him, fearing that he might accidentally have a conflict with humans after returning to the wild.

"Hmph!" Wang Yuyu snorted disdainfully, her head slightly raised, her face full of arrogance, her amber eyes filled with disdain, silently complaining to herself:

"Do you think I'm a three-year-old? Do you really think I don't know Wu Song?"

"If you don't want me to hurt anyone, just say so. Why beat around the bush and try to fool a child like this? How childish!"

He knew perfectly well that Tang Li was worried about him and had deliberately made up these words to remind him. Although he thought she was naive, he didn't expose her intentions. He just nodded slightly, as if to say, "I know, stop nagging."

"Good boy! No wonder you're my secure job!"

Seeing that he was obedient, Tang Li happily ruffled his hair, then scratched his chin before picking up her phone again to read the comment: "If you hit me again, you'll have to step on a sewing machine!"

"Time flies! It's been hundreds of years since I left that hill!"

"Now I eat well, sleep well, and I don't have to worry about anyone hitting me in the middle of the night!"

"Oh, by the way, I also had a litter of babies. I'll introduce you to them sometime!"

"Song, I miss you. The wind tonight blows just as thrillingly as it did the night we first met in Jingyang!"

"The only difference is that I will never see you again!"

"The tree desires stillness, but the wind will not cease; the tiger's skin itches, but the pine tree is no longer there!"

"I so wish you could come back and see me, even just for a moment. As long as you come, no matter how far away you are, I will wait for you..."

As soon as she finished reading the last sentence, Tang Li couldn't hold back any longer. She leaned on Wang Yuyu's head and laughed so hard that she was doubled over, her shoulders shaking and tears welling up in her eyes.

She laughed as she said, "Hahaha...this netizen is so talented, their imagination is just too wild!"

"To portray the tiger and Wu Song like lovers, it's such a waste that he's not a screenwriter; he's a true talent!"

Wang Yuyu was so amused by her laughter that he trembled all over, his head shaking back and forth. Finally, he couldn't bear it any longer, so he shook his head violently and flicked it off, sending Tang Li, who was perched on his head, flying off.

Then, he stood up, looking expressionlessly at Tang Li, who was still laughing on the ground. His amber eyes were completely calm, as if asking, "What are you laughing at? What's so funny? I don't find it funny at all."

He was inwardly angry and speechless: "This is ridiculous! What's so funny? And why are you laughing like that, like an idiot!"

"Let that Wu Song try and fight me. With his meager skills, I'll teach him a lesson!"

"I want him to know that tigers these days are not the kind he could just hunt as easily as he used to!"

"If he dares to lay a finger on me, I'll stage an accident and make sure he rots in jail!"

Tang Li sat on the ground, looking at Wang Yuyu's arrogant yet bewildered and helpless expression, and laughed even harder. She clutched her stomach, tears welling up in her eyes, and could barely speak coherently.

"Hahaha... a secure job, you... your expression just now was hilarious!"

"You, you're so cute!"

"I...I just couldn't hold back anymore...hahaha..."

Wang Yuyu, seeing her doubled over with laughter, was furious. His ears drooped, and his tail wagged even more fiercely. He was utterly bewildered: "What's so funny? What's your sense of humor? It's so strange, I completely don't understand!"

After a while, seeing that Tang Li still showed no sign of stopping, and that her noise was giving him a headache, Wang Yu finally couldn't take it anymore. He stretched out a large, furry paw and gently covered Tang Li's mouth.

"Shut up! Stop laughing, it's so noisy! I'll bite you if you laugh again!"

Tang Li immediately stifled her laughter when his hand covered her mouth. She quickly reached out and pulled his hand away, wiping her mouth with her sleeve while frowning and complaining:

"Ptooey! Ptooey! It's so dirty! So dirty!"

"Your job is a secure one! Your claws have just been on the floor and licked, don't touch my face with your filthy paws, take them away!"

"It's so dirty!"

Wang Yuyu completely ignored her complaints, as if she hadn't heard them. Her gaze fell on the phone lying on the small blanket. She carefully fiddled with the phone with her two furry paws, clumsily touching the screen, trying to pull the phone in front of her.

"No, no, no! Don't move!"

Seeing this, Tang Li didn't even bother wiping her mouth. She immediately pounced over, quickly snatched the phone back from Wang Yuyu's grasp, and held it tightly in her hand, as if afraid he would break it. Her tone was full of anxiety.

"Your hands are so rough and clumsy, how can you use a phone? You'll break it!"

"This phone is expensive. Can you afford to pay for it if you break it?"

Tang Li breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that her phone was safe and sound and the screen was not scratched.