Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.

She reached out and pressed down on Wang Yuyu's tiger head, gently pushing it down, while she lay back on his warm back, holding her phone up to their faces, her tone returning to its previous cheerfulness:

"Okay, okay, stop fooling around. Let me show you some more, lots of interesting comments, I guarantee they'll be even funnier than the last ones!"

As she spoke, she gently swiped the screen to continue scrolling down the comments. After a few scrolls, she found one and read it aloud with a smile: "Look at this one. It was written by a Korean netizen: 'How can there be such a beautiful and perfect animal? I've become a bit addicted to looking at golden shaded dogs lately!'"

As she read, she gently stroked Wang Yuyu's tiger head, explaining tenderly, "He's praising you, saying you're handsome and good-looking, and he likes you a lot!"

Wang Yuyu's ears twitched slightly, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously turned up a little. A hint of smugness flashed in his eyes as he muttered to himself, "Of course, I am naturally majestic and handsome. Whether it's humans or other beasts, they all have to praise me!"

Tang Li didn't notice his little movement and continued scrolling down, finding another long comment. She read it aloud word by word: "And this one, 'Tigers aged 0 to 6 are called Big Cats, 6 to 12 are called Spotted Tigers, 12 to 18 are called Big Insects, 18 to 24 are called White-browed Tigers, and tigers aged 24 to 30 are called Mountain Tigers. It's rare for a tiger to live to be a Mountain Tiger. After that, they're called Mysterious Altars, and after Mysterious Altars, they're called Zheng Xia, because my wife's name is Zheng Xia!'"

After reading it, Tang Li was stunned for several seconds, clearly not realizing the twist in the last sentence.

It took her a while to realize what was funny, and she burst into laughter again, leaning against Wang Yuyu's back and swaying back and forth.

"Hahaha... My God, this netizen is hilarious!"

"Everything was going so well until the very end, and then there was this twist—her name is Zheng Xia! Hahaha, that's hilarious!"

This time, Wang Yuyu didn't wear a sour face anymore; the smile on her lips became more pronounced, and even her eyes softened a bit. She thought to herself, "It seems that no matter where you are, there's no shortage of 'tiger moms'!"

"This man who got married is so pitiful! He actually married a shrew; he has no backbone at all!"

"Can't you just earn more money, be more committed, and find someone who's 18?"

Tang Li laughed for a while before gradually calming down. She wiped away the tears of laughter from the corners of her eyes, continued scrolling down, found another interesting comment, and said with a smile:

"Look at this, someone is asking, 'What happens when a tiger, without a den or a cave, wanders around in the wild and encounters other wild animals?'"

She reached out and gently touched Wang Yuyu's sharp tiger claws, her tone teasing as she deliberately asked, "Hey, you, with your secure job, what did you do when you encountered other wild animals in the wild? Were you scared too?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyu immediately raised his head, slightly opened his mouth to reveal his sharp canine teeth, his eyes filled with arrogance, and muttered disdainfully to himself, "Afraid? How could I possibly be afraid!"

"What else can we do? Of course, we fight if we can win, and if we win, we eat it; if we can't win, we run away! How stupid!"

His expression seemed to say, "Is there even a need to ask? It's obvious."

Tang Li couldn't help but smile at his arrogant expression. She continued scrolling down, but stopped abruptly after just one page. Her eyes lit up as she looked at Wang Yuyu, her tone full of teasing:

"A secure job, look at this! A netizen here said, 'I really want to fight a Siberian tiger one-on-one, to see what I'm made of!' He actually wants to fight you one-on-one? That's incredibly bold!"

Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyu immediately perked up, suddenly opening his mouth wide to reveal his sharp teeth. He even deliberately breathed on Tang Li, as if to express his attitude, muttering angrily to himself, "Want a one-on-one fight? Sure!"

"Come on, if you've got the guts, come into my mouth and fight me one-on-one! I'll swallow him whole and show him my power. He's utterly ignorant and arrogant!"

"Shut up already!"

Tang Li frowned at the smell of his breath, quickly waved her hand in front of her nose, then pressed her hand down on his chin, manually closing his mouth, and complained irritably.

"Your mouth stinks! You just finished eating meat and you're licking your paws again. It smells awful! Shut your big mouth, or I'll be reeking of it!"

Wang Yuyu made two dissatisfied "woo-woo" sounds, but still obediently shut her mouth.

Tang Li continued scrolling down the comments, muttering to herself with pride, "Look, all these comments are praising your beauty, saying you're incredibly cool!"

"And this one, they said you're cute, chubby, and adorable, they want to hug you!"

As she spoke, she couldn't help but reach out and gently pinch the soft fur on Wang Yuyu's chest. Touching the soft tiger fur, she even gently pressed it, nodded, and said in a serious tone,

"Yeah, you've definitely gained a bit of weight. Your pectoral muscles have gotten all soft and muscular. Looks like I've been feeding you too well lately!"

Wang Yu froze instantly, slowly raising her head to look at Tang Li expressionlessly. Her amber eyes were completely calm, as if asking, "Are you being polite?"

"You called me fat to my face and even pinched my pectoral muscles. Were you doing that on purpose?"

His ears drooped slightly, clearly indicating that he had been offended.

"Hehehe..." Tang Li felt a little embarrassed by his gaze, so she quickly withdrew her hand, smiled, and said in a somewhat ingratiating tone, "Touch me! Touch me, it was just one touch, don't be so stingy!"

"I work so hard every day to feed you and take care of you, can't I even touch your pectoral muscles? It's not like I'll lose a piece of flesh!"

"She's a hooligan!" Wang Yu thought to herself, her face full of disgust. She couldn't hold back any longer and reached out her paw to gently slap Tang Li's restless hand away, as if to say, "Don't touch me, stay away from me."

"Fine, I won't touch you then. Do you think I care?"

Tang Li pouted immediately after he slapped her hand away, her tone full of grievance and defiance. She even deliberately snorted, "Hmph! Who wants to touch your pectoral muscles? They're soft and not nice to touch at all. I won't touch them!"

Despite her tough words, her eyes couldn't help but glance at the downy hair on his chest, looking like she wanted to touch it again—cute yet awkward.

Despite their anger, the two quickly calmed down, and Tang Li held her phone up to their faces again to continue scrolling through the comments.

It has to be said that this generation of netizens really knows how to talk, and their ways of praising people are incredibly diverse, which makes Tang Li happy.

"Look at this one," Tang Li read aloud with a smile, "Does this breed of cat shed? If it doesn't, I'm thinking of getting one too!" Hahaha, netizens are treating you like a big cat, and you even want to get one? You're really bold!