Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 235 New Year's Greeting Video
But Wang Yuyu was like a heavy boulder, no matter how hard Tang Li pulled, she didn't budge. She even yawned a lot out of boredom, squinting her eyes, looking lazy and as if to say, "Pull me however you want, I'll admit defeat if you can't move me."
Seeing that she couldn't pull him, Tang Li immediately changed her strategy. She bent down and slipped her arms under Wang Yuyu's two front paws, tightly hugging his upper body, and using all her strength to try to drag him over.
"I refuse to believe I can't handle you!"
"Hehehe!" Wang Yu chuckled inwardly, a sly glint in his eyes. Taking advantage of the moment Tang Li exerted her strength, he gently pressed back.
The weight of several hundred kilograms pressed down on Tang Li instantly. Caught off guard, Tang Li's legs gave way, and she was pressed down onto the thick snow.
Tang Li sat in the snow, holding Wang Yuyu's round, chubby tiger head in her arms, feeling both angry and helpless. She reached out and vigorously rubbed his head, making his fur all messy.
"You petty rascal! It's just that I stole one of your lanterns. Why are you holding such a grudge?"
"Besides, you stole that lantern from me in the first place. Isn't it right for me to take it back?"
As she rubbed him, she grumbled angrily, "Look at you, so petty! You'll drive yourself crazy one day, and then nobody will groom you or bring you treats!"
Wang Yuyu, feeling comfortable from the massage, grinned and casually rubbed his palm against Tang Li's, thinking to himself, "You don't need to worry about that! I've never suffered any mistreatment anywhere else except with you!"
"Looking across the entire forest, which animal doesn't respect me or fear me?"
"I am the majestic Mountain Lord! Only you would dare to mess with me like this, to play games with me like this. Anyone else would have been swallowed whole by me long ago!"
Just then, Chen Dan stood in front of the snowman, holding up a camera, and shouted at the two of them, "Xiao Tang! Are you still filming or not? It's getting late, if we don't finish filming soon, it'll be lunchtime!"
"Pat pat pat! Coming right away!" Tang Li quickly replied, then gently nudged the tiger-headed creature in her arms, her tone softening with a hint of coaxing.
"Alright, alright, you've got a secure job, stop being so temperamental, get up and come with me to film the video."
"Sister Dan is still waiting, don't embarrass your Mountain Lord!"
Wang Yu slowly raised her eyes, glanced at Chen Dan not far away, and saw that the camera in Chen Dan's hand was pointed at her and the lens had not stopped. She immediately stopped her playful behavior, stopped acting cute and spoiled with Tang Li, slowly stood up, shook off the snowflakes on her body, tidied up her ruffled tiger fur, and then walked with her head held high and chest out, with elegant and proud steps, towards the snowman.
"This is for the camera, so I can't lose my handsome image."
Tang Li looked at his rather narcissistic appearance, shook her head with a helpless smile, brushed the snow off her clothes, and muttered to herself, "Sigh, I really don't know where this stinky tiger learned such a bad habit, how come he's so narcissistic?"
"It's just filming a video, why are you so concerned about your image!"
Despite her complaints, she quickly started walking and caught up with him.
Before long, the two men and the tiger were each doing their jobs and had completed all the preparations for the shoot.
Tang Li half-embraced Wang Yuyu, sitting steadily in front of the festive snowman. She wore a brightly colored tiger-head hat, the fluffy and soft fur on the brim just covering half of her face.
He wore furry, realistic tiger paws on his hands, which were quite similar to Wang Yuyu's real tiger paws.
She was also wearing a bright red coat embroidered with lifelike tiger patterns and gold trim, which made her look especially festive and exuded a strong New Year's atmosphere.
Wang Yuyu, half-embraced and half-carried, lay back in Tang Li's warm arms, obediently exposing her soft, white belly. However, her fierce face was full of impatience, and she kept muttering to herself:
"Honestly, I'm already so old, and I'm being held in someone's arms and posed like this? How embarrassing! How can I face anyone in the mountains after this gets out? This woman is treating me like a three-year-old!"
Tang Li glanced down at Wang Yuyu's sullen face, immediately reached out and gently poked his head, coaxing him with a smile, "Come on, come on, you've got a secure job, smile!"
"This is a New Year's greeting video that can be seen by netizens all over the country. If you always have a sour face, people will say you're acting like a diva and not approachable!"
Seeing that he remained unmoved, she offered another bait, her tone full of temptation: "Be good, cooperate well, and once the video is posted and we make money, I'll give you a big red envelope. I'll buy you whatever you want to eat, okay?"
"Alas, life is tough, I have to perform for money!" Wang Yu sighed inwardly, his impatience gradually fading. For the sake of good food, he could only temporarily put aside his status as a mountain king.
He tugged at the corners of his mouth and immediately forced a smile at the camera. He looked aggrieved and helpless, yet also somewhat obedient.
Chen Dan, who was holding a camera not far away, saw that the two were ready and immediately waved his hand, saying loudly, "We can start now! Xiao Tang, watch your expression, be natural, even with a secure job, keep smiling!"
Tang Li nodded, immediately flashed a bright smile at the camera, grabbed Wang Yuyu's two front paws with both hands, and gently shook them up and down, her tone soft and cheerful:
Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Wishing everyone a Happy New Year, a prosperous Year of the Tiger, and joy and good health!
After shaking it a few times, she used one hand to hold down the two tiger paws, and with the other hand gently pushed Wang Yuyu's tiger head closer to the camera, smiling as she introduced it:
"Look everyone, this is our most handsome and secure job! He's here today to wish everyone a Happy New Year!"
After saying that, she lowered her head and coaxed Wang Yuyu, "A secure job, wish everyone a Happy New Year, give a shout so everyone can hear, let everyone see the aura of the King of the Mountains!"
"Awoo!" Wang Yuyu twitched the corners of her mouth, still maintaining a smile, and let out a soft growl at the camera.
Tang Li immediately smiled broadly, her eyes crinkling, and said to the camera, "Listen everyone, Iron Rice Bowl is here to wish you a Happy New Year!"
Wishing everyone a prosperous and lucky Year of the Tiger, good health, all the best, and happiness for your whole family!
As she spoke, she leaned back slightly, raised Wang Yuyu's two front paws, and made a New Year's greeting gesture in front of the camera, her tone gentle and sincere:
"Thank you all for your continued support. We've been with you for another year, and thank you for your continued love and support. We'll continue to be with you in the new year!"
After saying that, she shouted to Chen Dan, "Closer camera, give our 'iron rice bowl' a close-up, so everyone can see how handsome our 'iron rice bowl' looks!"
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