Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 236 The Stinking of Farts
Chen Dan immediately adjusted the camera and slowly moved closer to Wang Yuyu.
Wang Yuyu continued to force a smile at the camera, his lips almost stiff from smiling so much. He silently prayed, "Hurry up and end this, hurry up and end this, or my face will freeze!"
Just then, a faint, long "poof" sound was heard, almost imperceptible.
Tang Li's smile froze instantly. Her nose twitched involuntarily as a faint, unpleasant odor wafted over. She immediately frowned, her voice full of disgust, and complained to the camera, "Wait, wait, wait, it sounds like he farted! It stinks!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the strange smell gradually spread and grew stronger.
Tang Li couldn't hold back any longer. She immediately let go of Wang Yuyu and pushed him away, covering her nose and shouting as she backed away, "Ugh, he really farted! It stinks so bad, get away!"
Chen Dan was also choked by the sudden stench and immediately retreated with the camera, standing side by side with Tang Li. Both of them covered their noses and fled from Wang Yuyu as if escaping, their faces full of disgust.
Wang Yuyu was pushed onto the snow by Tang Li. He was stunned for a moment, then immediately pulled a fierce look onto his face and glared angrily at Tang Li and Chen Dan, who were standing in the distance. He swung his tail hard and scratched the snow with his paws. His resentment was about to overflow.
"Damn, she used to call me 'baby' all the time, and say 'You smell so good,' she could talk a better game than she could sing!"
"All I did was fart, and now you're starting to dislike me?"
He frowned, muttering with a puzzled look, "Is it really that smelly? I can't smell anything at all?"
"Impossible! I'm so handsome, even my farts should smell good!"
Wang Yuyu, unconvinced, lowered her head, cautiously brought it close to her buttocks, and sniffed hard. Then she looked up, feigning innocence, and exclaimed, "It doesn't smell bad at all! These women are just being dramatic!"
He looked at Tang Li again, his amber eyes filled with even deeper resentment. He thought bitterly, "Sure enough, women are all heartless jerks! One second they treat me like a treasure, the next they kick me to the curb! They're like 'pulling up their pants and then denying everything!' It's so hurtful!"
Tang Li and Chen Dan were completely unaware of Wang Yuyu's deep resentment. The two were huddled together, watching the video that had just been recorded on the camera.
Tang Li watched the video, nodded in satisfaction, and couldn't help but praise, "Sister Dan, you filmed it so well! The angle is perfect, and the picture is so clear. It's such a waste that you're not a professional photographer!"
"I think this video doesn't need any editing at all; it can be posted directly. Just add subtitles and some festive background music, and it'll be fine!"
"Huh?!" Chen Dan looked at Tang Li in shock, and quickly waved her hand, "Little Tang, isn't this a bit inappropriate?"
"This video was filmed starting when you went to coax your secure job. It contains a lot of irrelevant goofing and the little farting incident from earlier. It's better to edit it down and keep only the highlights!"
Tang Li waved her hand and smiled confidently, "No need to cut it, no need to cut it. This way it looks real!"
"I know those netizens all too well. They love a good stir and they love down-to-earth, unpretentious content. The more authentic and with a few unexpected twists, the more they like it, and it might even go viral!"
"I guarantee you'll get tons of likes and comments if you post this!"
Looking at her confident demeanor, Chen Dan shook her head helplessly and conceded with a smile: "Fine, fine, it's not like it's posted to my account, you can post it as you please! Anyway, the photos are pretty good, they look good whether you cut them or not."
"That's right!" Tang Li smiled even more happily and quickly said, "Play it again, play it again, I want to watch it carefully again, the more I watch, the more I like it!"
Just then, Wang Yu walked slowly and heavily to the two of them.
He watched the two of them huddled together watching a video, completely ignoring him, and his resentment grew even stronger. He lowered his large tiger head slightly and squeezed hard between their legs, causing Tang Li and Chen Dan to stumble backward and almost fall.
Tang Li looked down and saw Wang Yuyu still pushing forward. She immediately reached out and pressed down on his head, saying with a mix of helplessness and amusement, "Stop pushing! Don't you know how big you are? If you keep pushing, we're going to be knocked over!"
She quickly took the camera from Chen Dan, squatted down, placed it in front of Wang Yuyu, and coaxed him with a smile, "Here, take a look! It's not like I don't want you to see it, what's the rush! Look how handsome you were on camera just now!"
Looking at Wang Yuyu's massive body, Chen Dan carefully squatted down, not daring to get too close, but unable to resist her curiosity, she secretly sized him up.
Seeing that Wang Yuyu was focused on the video on the camera and hadn't noticed her at all, Chen Dan hesitated for a moment, then mustered her courage and carefully reached out to gently touch Wang Yuyu's fluffy, soft tiger fur.
Upon touching it, her eyes lit up. The tiger's fur was warm but a little stiff, with an excellent feel, even more comfortable than she had imagined.
Chen Dan became more and more addicted to touching him, and the speed and force of her hands gradually increased. She touched his back and neck, reluctant to let go, and a look of immersion appeared on her face. Even her eyes narrowed.
Wang Yu felt the touch on her back, which was completely different from Tang Li's caress. The pressure was slightly lighter, but it was still very comfortable.
He glanced at Chen Dan out of the corner of his eye and saw her infatuated expression. He was overjoyed and smug: "Hahaha, indeed, no woman can resist my charm!"
"It's all because I'm too handsome and attractive! What am I going to do now?!"
After the video finished playing, Wang Yu stared at herself on the camera screen, her eyes shining. Her tail wagged proudly, and even her fur seemed to radiate pride. She smugly muttered to herself:
"I'm so handsome! That posture, that expression, and that perfectly timed smile—once this video is posted, it'll attract a huge wave of fans, all praising my majesty!"
As he pondered this, he immediately straightened his back, took elegant yet arrogant steps, and sat down steadily in front of Tang Li and Chen Dan. He deliberately turned his tiger head to the side, raised his chin, and looked up at the sky at a standard 45-degree angle, his amber eyes filled with pride and smugness.
His expression and his eyes were clearly asking bluntly, "How about it? Aren't I incredibly handsome? Praise me! Praise me!"
Chen Dan was completely bewildered by his sudden action. She quietly moved closer to Tang Li, lowered her voice, and asked in confusion, "Little Tang, what's with the iron rice bowl? Why are you suddenly striking that pose? It's weird..."
She was still a little afraid of Wang Yuyu, and even though she had just touched his tiger fur, she didn't dare to be too presumptuous.
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