Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 237 Rainbow Farts
Tang Li rolled her eyes at Wang Yuyu's smug and narcissistic demeanor, and said helplessly, "Sister Dan, just ignore him. He's just showing off and being narcissistic! He's waiting for us to praise his good looks! He has so many bad habits!"
"You're praising his good looks?"
Chen Dan was taken aback for a moment, then followed Tang Li's words and carefully looked Wang Yuyu up and down.
After watching for a while, she nodded vigorously, clapped her hands appropriately, and praised without reservation, "Wow! A secure job, you're so cool!"
"You're the most handsome tiger in our zoo! Without a doubt!"
"Super handsome, the most handsome tiger in the world!"
"Your tiger head, your tiger fur, and your imposing presence—you're so majestic and handsome!"
"..."
While clapping, Chen Dan showered him with compliments, her tone sincere and enthusiastic, one sentence after another without pausing.
Hearing these praises, Wang Yuyu's ears perked up higher and higher, and his head tilted back even more. He couldn't suppress the smile on his lips and grinned, letting out a deep, satisfied snort.
"Hahaha! As expected! I really am the most handsome! You have excellent taste!"
He shouted triumphantly in his heart, feeling like his whole body was floating on air. He was completely lost in Chen Dan's flattery and almost forgot his own name.
Watching one person praising enthusiastically and sincerely, while the other listened with delight and completely absorbed, Tang Li couldn't bear it any longer. Her lips twitched, and she quickly reached out to tug at Chen Dan's arm, lowering her voice to say:
"Alright, alright, Sister Dan, stop praising me!"
"If you keep praising him, he'll get so cocky he'll be wagging his tail in the air!"
She stole a glance at the smug Wang Yuyu and couldn't help but complain, "And Dan-jie, don't you feel any remorse when you're blatantly lying? He calls that handsome? He's just a vain narcissist!"
As soon as she finished speaking, two pairs of eyes shot towards Tang Li at the same time, one filled with a fierce light, and the other with seriousness and incomprehension.
Wang Yuyu's smile vanished, his eyes instantly flashing with a fierce light. He slightly bared his sharp teeth, as if to say, "Say that again and see what happens? You dare say I'm not handsome? Believe me, I'll bite you!"
Chen Dan, with a serious expression and even a hint of grievance, pointed at Wang Yuyu and said to Tang Li, "Little Tang, I wasn't wrong! A secure job is the coolest thing I've ever seen among tigers!"
As she spoke, she gestured to Wang Yuyu's physique and earnestly explained, "Look at his build, his physique, and those smooth muscle lines; he looks very strong."
"That huge tiger head, those deep and bright eyes—it exudes the majestic and powerful aura of the Siberian tiger! How handsome!"
"And his fur is so fluffy, clean, and shiny. Which of the other tigers in our park has cleaner fur than him?"
As she spoke, she took a deep sniff in the air, "Smell it again, the smell on Iron Rice Bowl is faint, not smelly at all, but rather has a faint scent of fur. Can the tigers in our park be this clean and odorless?"
Tang Li looked at Chen Dan's serious expression, then glanced at Wang Yuyu beside her, who was beaming and saying "You're absolutely right." Her lips twitched even more violently. She sighed helplessly and waved her hand dismissively.
"Sigh, forget it, you two go ahead and play. I really can't afford to keep up with you!"
"One dares to praise, and the other dares to believe—I'm truly impressed!"
She stood up, brushed the snow off her clothes, and walked towards the snowman, muttering to herself, "If I stay any longer, I'm afraid you'll make me stupid too."
Chen Dan watched Tang Li turn and leave, and her heart instantly panicked.
Without Tang Li as her "backbone" by her side, she dared not be alone with Wang Yuyu. Even though she had just been praising him enthusiastically, the timidity in her bones had not disappeared.
She quickly chased after him, calling out as she ran, "Xiao Tang, wait for me! Don't leave me alone, I'm scared!"
Wang Yuyu watched Chen Dan flee in disarray, scoffed, but a smug smile played on her lips as she followed the two with lazy yet arrogant steps.
"Hmph, I am still the most charming!"
In no time, Tang Li and Chen Dan had quickly built a small platform in front of the snowman, just big enough for Wang Yuyu to lie down on.
Tang Li stepped onto the platform first, gently stomping and shaking it to make sure it was solid and wouldn't collapse easily. Then she turned and waved to Wang Yuyu, who was lying lazily in the snow a short distance away, basking in the sun.
"Hey, you gotta get a job! Come on over! We're filming the last video, this is the last one!"
Upon hearing "It's over," Wang Yuyu immediately perked up. She slowly stood up, shook off the snow, and lazily walked over, gently hopping onto the snow platform. She then lay down, her head slightly tilted, her eyes showing a hint of drowsiness, and muttered to herself:
"Last take, once we're done filming we're free. We can't let this woman torment us anymore!"
"Sweetie, lie still and don't move!"
Tang Li squatted down, gently stroked his tiger head, and said with a smile, "Let me brush your fur and make you look even more handsome. Let's try to get it in one take so as not to disturb your rest, okay?"
As she spoke, she took out a steel comb from her pocket and carefully combed the tiger fur on Wang Yuyu's body.
The brush was applied gently and meticulously from the top of the head to the back, then to the limbs and tail, making the already fluffy tiger fur neat, sturdy, and shiny, which made Wang Yuyu look even more majestic and handsome.
Wang Yuyu felt comfortable all over after being groomed. She squinted her eyes and made a low, satisfied purring sound in her throat. The drowsiness she had shown earlier became even stronger. Her tail gently swept across the platform, and she looked very relaxed and content.
After taking care of Wang Yuyu, Tang Li quickly tidied herself up as well. She patted the snow off her clothes, straightened her slightly crooked tiger-head hat, and tugged at the hem of her bright red coat.
He then looked up at Chen Dan, who was holding the camera, and said loudly, "Sister Dan, get ready! We can begin!"
"Alright!" Chen Dan nodded quickly, adjusting the camera angle and steadily pointing the lens at the man and tiger on the snow platform. "Ready!"
"start!"
Tang Li immediately straightened up, a bright smile spreading across her face. She reached out and gently placed her hand on Wang Yuyu's tiger head, stroking it tenderly: "Touching the tiger's head in the Year of the Tiger means you'll have nothing to worry about!"
After saying that, she slid her hand down to Wang Yuyu's tiger-shaped face and continued, "Touching a tiger's face in the Year of the Tiger brings happiness and a prosperous year!"
Then, he moved his hand to the tiger's mouth: "Touch the tiger's mouth in the Year of the Tiger to ward off evil spirits and ghosts!"
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