Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 551 Tiger's Social Etiquette: Taboos - Ears
Tang Li shook her head. "Qianqian, we won't do it for him. It's not a good thing for him; it's a bad thing!"
"If he really does it, more and more people will be watching him!"
Zhang Qian looked at Wang Yuyu thoughtfully for a while, then nodded slightly, "That's true, everyone knows that those of us with secure jobs are inherently smart!"
"Knowing is one thing, but without actually seeing it with your own eyes, you'd only think of it as a relatively clever tiger, never imagining that a secure job could be so clever!"
"It's almost as big as a human now!"
"If the test report were to leak, my job, which is supposed to be secure, would be in jeopardy..."
The rest of the sentence was left unsaid, but Tang Li and Wang Yu both understood what Zhang Qian meant.
Wang Yuyu was already very dazzling, which attracted many people who wanted to capture him.
If he were any more dazzling, those people would probably go even crazier and would definitely send him to the dissection table!
Wang Yu looked up at Zhang Qian and grinned at her.
"Ah..." Zhang Qian paused for a moment, then looked at Tang Li, seeking a translation.
Tang Li patted the tiger's head, looked at Wang Yuyu tenderly, and explained with a smile, "Qianqian, the 'iron rice bowl' is just showing you goodwill!"
"Thank you for sparing my life!"
"The grace of not killing you?!" Zhang Qian was stunned for a moment, then realized what was happening and burst into laughter: "Hahaha..."
She rubbed Tiger's head vigorously. "Iron Rice Bowl, you're so smart! You can even understand that!"
"That's right, my son is the smartest, he understands everything you say!" Tang Li laughed, looking up with immense pride.
How could she not be proud? This is the tiger she raised!
Free-range is still raising animals!
Zhang Qian rolled her eyes and said without any mercy, "Lili, when did you become so shameless!"
"The 'iron rice bowl' isn't some tiger from your zoo; it's a wild Siberian tiger. How dare you claim it's yours?"
"A secure job belongs to all of us; everyone has a share!"
"Bullshit!" Tang Li immediately retorted, "This secure job is mine!"
"I've raised him for so long, he eats my food, drinks my water, lives in my house, who dares to say he's not mine!"
As she spoke, Tang Li lowered her head and looked earnestly at Wang Yuyu, "A secure job, tell me, aren't you my tiger?"
Wang Yu stopped eating the meat, looked up at Tang Li and Zhang Qian, then gently rubbed Tang Li's hand and nodded emphatically.
"Tang Li, of course I'm your owner! You're the cat owner I personally chose. When I get old, I'll have to rely on you to take care of me!"
"Don't worry, I don't want anyone but you!"
"No matter how much money you offer, I won't take it. I'm not the kind of fickle tiger!"
Wang Yuyu could still tell the difference between being full at one meal and being full at every other meal.
Tang Li is a tiger keeper, and she may even take over the zoo in the future. She will definitely have enough money to support herself in her retirement.
We even have his territory, so we can openly and legitimately provide for his retirement – it's both legal and reasonable!
Besides, Wang Yuyu's territory, his wife and children are all here. If he doesn't choose Tang Li, he'd be a fool.
Wang Yuyu had already planned it all out. When he got old and couldn't work anymore, he would shrink his territory to the vicinity of the zoo and move to this cabin with his wives.
Tang Li took care of him every day, feeding and caring for him well.
If you can't stay still, go for a stroll in the mountains, do some hunting, and stretch your muscles.
He wants to live a few more years and break a world record.
Thinking of his lifespan of about twenty years, Wang Yu felt like crying but had no tears.
Baby's heart is bitter, but baby won't say it!
This is the tragedy of short-lived species!
While a long-lived species can take a nap, several generations of a short-lived species may have passed!
Seeing Wang Yuyu on her side, Tang Li was overjoyed. She vigorously rubbed his head, and then, not satisfied, gave him a few more big kisses.
Wang Yuyu couldn't take it anymore, broke free from Tang Li, and lowered her head to eat.
Tang Li slowly stroked the tiger's head, looking smugly at Zhang Qian, "How about that? Even the iron rice bowl itself admits it's my tiger, what else do you have to say?"
Zhang Qian frowned, glanced at Tang Li, and nodded resentfully. "Hmph, don't be so smug. You've only secured a stable job for a few more years. If I were him, he would have chosen me too!"
Tang Li sensed the sourness in his words and became even more smug, proudly raising her chin. "So what? My secure job is mine now!"
As she spoke, she glanced at Zhang Qian's hand resting on the tiger's head, "If you're so capable, then don't touch it!"
"Believe it or not, I'll make your iron rice bowl bite you!"
"Hiss~" Zhang Qian gasped, suddenly looking up at Tang Li with shock in her eyes, as if she had just met Tang Li for the first time.
Tang Li didn't say anything, just smugly stared at Zhang Qian, her eyes clearly saying, "If you don't bow your head, don't even think about getting a stable job!"
Zhang Qian was furious, her full breasts heaving up and down.
Finally, Zhang Qian took a few deep breaths and squeezed out a sentence through gritted teeth, "You win!"
"Your job is yours, okay?"
"Hmph~" Tang Li chuckled and patted the tiger's head gently, overjoyed.
Seeing that Wang Yuyu's mouth was empty, he quickly picked up the milk and brought it to Wang Yuyu's lips, saying, "A secure job, come on, have a sip of milk to moisten your throat before you eat!"
After finishing the milk, Tang Li picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into Wang Yuyu's mouth, making Wang Yuyu feel comfortable.
Seeing Tang Li's fawning manner, Zhang Qian looked at her with disdain, but there was a hint of envy in her eyes.
She also wanted to feed Wang Yuyu herself!
But now that there are no feeding tools, she doesn't dare to feed him by hand, for fear that Wang Yuyu will eat her hand too.
While feeding Zhang Qian, Tang Li kept observing her expression.
Seeing Zhang Qian's envious and longing eyes, she was extremely proud.
After a while, Wang Yu pushed Tang Li away, preventing her from feeding her.
It's a waste of time to serve someone food as quickly as they eat it themselves.
Tang Li also breathed a sigh of relief, squatted down to the side, and watched Wang Yu eat large mouthfuls of rice.
Shuaihu's mukbang made them all a little hungry.
Zhang Qian wasn't satisfied with just touching the tiger's head; she also wanted to try touching its ears.
But as soon as she touched it, Wang Yuyu's ears twitched away, not wanting her to touch them.
Tang Li saw that Zhang Qian still wanted to touch it, so she quickly shook her head at Zhang Qian, signaling her not to touch her ear.
The ears are an extremely sensitive area for tigers, with a dense network of nerves. Any touch will amplify the sensitivity and easily irritate the tiger.
Moreover, ears are also a taboo subject in animal social etiquette.
Only mother tigers, cubs, and other animals that tigers consider their own can touch their ears.
If any other animal touches a tiger's ear, it will be interpreted as suppression or provocation, which is equivalent to forcibly violating his safety boundaries.
Tang Li was able to touch Wang Yuyu's ear because Wang Yuyu considered Tang Li one of his own and didn't object, but he wouldn't let Tang Li touch it for too long at a time.
Even human ears feel uncomfortable after being touched for a long time, let alone a tiger's.
Zhang Qian didn't understand any of this; she instinctively wanted to touch her ear.
It's mainly because it looks so cute that everyone who sees it wants to touch it.
Tang Li wouldn't say anything if Wang Yuyu didn't refuse.
But when Wang Yuyu dodged, Tang Li wouldn't let Zhang Qian continue touching her.
Zhang Qian looked at Tang Li with disappointment, then lowered her gaze and touched the character "王" (Wang) repeatedly, as if trying to make up for the loss of not being able to touch the ear.
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